Open Game Day Thread: Houston v. Miami (Third Quarter)
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Why stop there
Every team besides the Texans should lose. Think that’s impossible? Not for Patrick Willis.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 27, 2009 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
He's not the Alpha and the Omega
He’s just the Alpha. Because who the fuck ever heard of the Omega dog, dawg?
Yay, sports.
Could Patrick Willis
Make his own team lose?
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by riversmccown on Dec 27, 2009 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
how about a pick 6?
since they have the ball
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by cushing
cause i want to have his babies (i have a man crush bigger than the state of texas for him) hahaha
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
sounds good!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
I'm going to keep my mouth shut except to say to things:
1) Mike Clark, you rascal, where have you been? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Whoo hoo hoo.
2) These refs seem to have a very poor grasp on the concept of offside.
and, special bonus thought:
2b) These commentators may not be good, but they kick the ever living crap out of Tasker and whatshisface.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 27, 2009 1:42 PM CST reply actions
"to" = "two"
For those of you more literate than I.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 27, 2009 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
They all went home
To smoke pot
or participate in a drive by
or home to their oxygen tanks
by AllenOU on Dec 27, 2009 1:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Heryy, anyone weatching what is happening
Over at the NYG v Carolina game?
by distant_texans_fan on Dec 27, 2009 1:45 PM CST reply actions
Things are looking good so far for your playoff hopes
Everyone that needs to lose is losing so far
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
And here we go with the second half
Lots of BS playcalling
by AllenOU on Dec 27, 2009 1:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Dunta With A Nice Hit
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Dunta's down...
Is this the perfect Texans game?
by TexansDC on Dec 27, 2009 1:49 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I’m still here
"It is a terrible thing to have ideals and a conscience, to say nothing of professional pride."
by indifferent5000 on Dec 27, 2009 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
This is about what I was expecting from the second half
The question is just going to be can we hold on long enough.
Every Time I SeeTed Ginn
I remember how there was talk that he was who we really wanted at No. 10 back in ’07. Then I shudder.
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So Many Reasons
Don’t have the time or space to list ’em all here.
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i wish, for a late christmas present
they would call one of the 5 holdings ive seen on Mario
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How about an injury
to Ricky Williams?
by distant_texans_fan on Dec 27, 2009 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
the only injuries i wish for are on the Tits
otherwise i hate seeing players get hurt, but a stinger and out for the rest of the game would be nice! lol
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dayummmmm
ricky williams just got the piss knocked out of him!
Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
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by chrisd21 on Dec 27, 2009 1:56 PM CST via mobile reply actions
it was a bad throw
had it been a decent thro then it woulda been a td
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 27, 2009 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
Ref got bored with calling PI's on him
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by riversmccown on Dec 27, 2009 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
TD 'Fins
We better not get conservative yet.
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Well,shit
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Come on, what happened to your defense, I really need you guys to take Miami out of the playoff picture
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
For You, Mike
We will.
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Its the good ol'
We got a multiple score lead, lets play zone defense the rest of the day.
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Need Some 'Dre On This Drive
Early and often.
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Done and done.
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by riversmccown on Dec 27, 2009 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
That oughtta shut these people up
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Andre with back to back 1500 yard seasons.
2nd guy in history to do that. (The other? Marvin Harrison)
Beginning To Think
There might be something to this Andre Johnson fellow.
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Attack 1 Attack! Attack! I really hate prevent defense
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Shit!
What a burst from Foster
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I belong to
the Arian Nation.
What? Why is everyone looking at me like that?
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Dec 27, 2009 2:02 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Heard ND Kalu say that the other day
I LOL’d
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Because it was a bad joke?
First hint should’ve been the sound of crickets chirping
by Bryan72076 on Dec 27, 2009 2:03 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Damn crickets
They’re so loud I can’t hear myself think.
by Bryan72076 on Dec 27, 2009 2:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, I'm sorry
I forgot about your extensive resume of both witty and insightful commentary. Because, you know, “crickets” as a punchline twice is some next-level, Eddie-Murphy-in-1983-quality shit.
Yay, sports.
What's that chirpping sound I hear?
The sound of Cricket reference #3!
by Bryan72076 on Dec 27, 2009 2:14 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Here's a thought...
writing something memorable of your own. Then talk to me. Or go fuck yourself. Either way.
Yay, sports.
Haha
What are you so uptight about? Because I said you made a bad joke? You knew it was a bad joke when you posted it as you asked specifically why everyone was looking at you like that. That indicates you understood at the very least that it was inappropriate, and were flaunting that as if it were a badge of honor to be proud of. So I reply that people are looking at you in that way because it was a bad joke, and now you’re so deeply offended you’re reverting to curses and insults.
by Bryan72076 on Dec 27, 2009 2:20 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
No
I asked why people were looking at me like that as if I didn’t get that “Arian Nation” might have a different meaning. But, between your difficulty in interpreting that and the “dick in a zipper” joke below, I’ve realized that you are the Chris Brown of joke audiences.
Yay, sports.
Seriously?
You’re the one that took my joking to heart and got offended by it, I was simply playing along and trying to have fun with it. If anyone guilty of having a poor sense of humor in this, it would be you, not I.
That's not to say there's anything wrong with it
But you were obviously intending to be racey, as you made sure to point it out in your post, so I figured i’d have fun with it expecting you to laugh it off as I assumed you were in a jovial mood from the post.
Domanick Davis looks awesome out there
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by riversmccown on Dec 27, 2009 2:02 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Oh, God...
Well, there it is.
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did cushing get that?
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
haha wait...
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
another schaub pick thats not his fault
and now another pollard sack
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 27, 2009 2:05 PM CST reply actions
Henne almost slipped on his own piss
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That's giving Brown too much credit
He’d have to shank it to the left about 10 yards.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Bet he hits this FG
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Happy to be wrong
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Whew
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Yep
Right, Tim?
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And on a funny note
I was checking out the phins site, and they called this game a “Dick in the zipper” game.
Only if they used it to describe the game after it was in progress.
If they used it as a reference to the game before kickoff, i’m clueless.
Can we get as good of a spot as they did ,please?
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wtf, we have A.J.
why do we run on 3-1?
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AJ time
Come on!
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Jesus...
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LOL
Aj almost caught it back
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omg
my heart stopped
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
News Flash!
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yes
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
apparently
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Chris God Damn Mother Fucking Brown
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Chris Brown
Could not be any worse if he tried.
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kill chris brown
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by indifferent5000 on Dec 27, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions
Why are we passing him the ball anyway?
He should be blocking.
by goingforthecorner on Dec 27, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions
If By "Blocking"
You mean “cut,” I totally agree.
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That's A Fumble, Guys
And Chris Brown will not be shackled to the bench for it.
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At least chris brown won't play another snap in a texans uni
EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by AllenOU on Dec 27, 2009 2:15 PM CST via mobile reply actions
People wonder why I want Kubes gone
Because he still runs Brown out there every week
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Hi, I'm Chris Brown
I fail up!
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The main thing I don't like about Kubiak
Is he doesn’t seem to learn from his mistakes enough. How bad has Chris Brown been and he still starts for us. How often have short yardage runs failed and he still tries them (got away with it by an inch this time).
For the last time
Do NOT go to Brown on a screen. Or at all, in that case.
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That Makes Me Feel Dirty
That was a fumble. Horrible call.
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As much as I am a fan of the Texans
I HATE to see bad calls, no matter where they go.
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wow
now kubes has a reason to keep brown in…he never fumbled
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 27, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions
More luck
now we get to punt. Thank you refs!
by goingforthecorner on Dec 27, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions
Miami just got fucked
but it is nice to see stuff go our way. And i hate Chris Brown
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Refs You Suck
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This must be what its like
To be a Colts fan and get every call go your way.
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 27, 2009 2:19 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Didn't even realize Ricky was out
and the breaks keep coming. Need some pressure on Henne!
by goingforthecorner on Dec 27, 2009 2:20 PM CST reply actions
If Chris Brown
Worked in the Chinese financial sector, he would’ve been sentenced to death by now.
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They gave him the 1st?
Wow, nice
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Shit
Fucking flag
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Oh, Glover
You’re killing me.
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Dead god!
Wrap hm up!
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Whole Lotta Busing Today
Did Dominique Barber take a dump on Frank Bush’s pillow last night or something?
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Side note
I really like Lex Hilliard. I cheered for him at University of Montana, where he was a beast.
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
Dunta.
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And the typical Texans collapse is on.
AND ANOTHER CALL TO SHAFT THE PHINS!
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Coming back!
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Hey Dunta
I knew you’d show up eventually. Fuck you.
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Still waiting...
and now it begins, so i will be the first (even though we didnt just die)
fuck daunta
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We Are Getting
A season’s worth of luck today.
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Why is busing on the field???
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Don't criticize Frank Bush.
Best defense we’ve ever had!!!!!!!
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by riversmccown on Dec 27, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
He must be buddies with Chris Brown
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really
Has anybody seen Barber in a while?
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ea, hes out at the parking lots putting money in franks meter so he doesnt get a parking ticket
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And he almost got there too
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