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Open Game Day Thread: Houston v. Jacksonville

Houston Texans at Jacksonville Jaguars, Dec 6, 2009 12:00 PM CST


Surely your Houston Texans will not lose four (4) consecutive games to AFC South teams, will they? If the Texans don't defeat the Jaguars today, the calls for change are going to be unbearable. Here's hoping the Texans manage to quiet the critics, even for a brief period of time, today in Jacksonville.

As always, leave your pre-game, in-game, and post-game hosannas and lamentations in the Comments below. GO TEXANS!

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Life is pain

We will lose in the most soul-crushing manner possible, probably involving VY teleporting himself to Jacksonville and scrambling for the game-winning touchdown as time expires.

Can’t wait!

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 8:16 AM CST reply actions  

not even going to ask you for a source

I know it’s true.

"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 6, 2009 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Tim, I'm not trying to tell you how to run your site

But I recently switched to using mostly Chrome over using mostly Firefox, and now I can see ads again.

I don’t know what Maalox’s ad budget is, but they make a lot more sense than Sprint. The Texans make me not want to talk to anyone.

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 8:45 AM CST reply actions  

Other suggested sponsors for the site:

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"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 6, 2009 8:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Big Black Dick Rum

GO TEXANS!!!!

Our time will come...

by Texanmaniac on Dec 6, 2009 11:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

So

You’ve been to Grand Cayman?

FYI — I took a picture of my wife next to the statue/sign.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

never been to cayman

a friend offered me some…..I turned him down

GO TEXANS!!!!

Our time will come...

by Texanmaniac on Dec 6, 2009 12:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

BRB PSAs

Crisis Hotline
Momma Cass Foundation
Poison Control

by kozanack on Dec 6, 2009 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

HEY IF YOUR A TEXAN BE A TEXAN DAMN IT

by TEXANBYHEART on Dec 6, 2009 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

My prediction

Jaguars 31
Texans 27

The Texans race out to a 17-3 lead before a series of events only the Texans can manage to pull off transpire. MJD scores his first TD, the Texans fumble the ensuing kick off, taken in one play later by MJD from 23 yards out. After some back and forth, Torry Holt finally gets his first TD as a Jaguar with 2:33 to play. Gary Kubiak decided to challenge, but the play is upheld. The lost time out costs the Texans as Andre Johnson catches the ball at the 8 yard line only to be tackled in bounds as the clock runs out.

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by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 6, 2009 10:49 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Perfect

Have you watched every game this year? I mean, that scenario is so perfect.

The only thing you missed is the sudden appearance of Patrick Willis, who manages to tackle Chris Brown at the goal line after a 50 yard run that looks like a touchdown. Brown, of course, fumbles on the play.

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 6, 2009 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

wow that was a close prediction

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by TheTealDeal on Dec 6, 2009 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Inactives

Game blog: Texans @ Jaguars By Drew Dougherty – Today, 9:04 AM Topic: 2009 Season
From the press box – 11:03 a.m. EST
Here are the inactives and starting lineup changes for today’s Texans at Jaguars game. Kickoff is at 1 p.m. EST.

Inactives – Texans:
7 QB Dan Orlovsky (3QB)
12 WR Jacoby Jones
20 RB Steve Slaton
29 CB Glover Quin
38 CB Mark Parson
42 S Brian Russell
70 G Tutan Reyes
97 DT Frank Okam

Starting lineup change – Texans:
Chris Brown will start at running back for Slaton. Jacques Reeves will start at CB for Quin. Glenn Martinez will return punts.

Inactives – Jaguars
19 WR Tiquan Underwood
27 CB Rashean Mathis
37 S Sean Considine
38 CB Brian Witherspoon
65 G Kynan Forney
70 OL Paul McQuistan
90 DE Julius Williams
93 DT Greg Peterson

Starting lineup changes – Jaguars:
Quentin Groves will start at DE for Julius Williams. Tyron Brackenridge will start at CB for Rashean Mathis.

Follow the action today in my game blog on HoustonTexans.com.

 

by Xetuoh on Dec 6, 2009 11:06 AM CST reply actions   2 recs

I WONDER Y KUBIAK DOES NOT GIVE ORLOVSKY A CHANCE I MEAN ITS NOT LIKE WE HAVE SOMTHING TO LOSE

by TEXANBYHEART on Dec 6, 2009 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

MY BAD I MEANT GROSSMAN

by TEXANBYHEART on Dec 6, 2009 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd

To highlight, not because I’m happy that the team has its punt returner, most dangerous RB, and a starting corner on the inactive list.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 11:17 AM CST reply actions  

OK y'all

I have personal business to attend to this afternoon, so I am going to watch it later. I’ll be on media blackout so it’ll be new to me then.

Go Texans!

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 6, 2009 11:18 AM CST reply actions  

I wish for all of us

a very good exiting game; and let the better team won; no matter which team will that be.

It is a very BIG GAME for both teams. I hope it will be a good one.

Life without knowledge is death in disguise

by Zoltan from Budapest on Dec 6, 2009 11:26 AM CST reply actions  

I have a bad feeling

We are going to see sexy rexy today

wonder if I can get my OU vs USC poinsetta carnation auto zone earth . Com bowl

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 11:29 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

And to make things worse

I had to
pick up and start KY at qb for fantasy due to Kurt warner’s head boo boo

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 11:32 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

I can't believe that I'm writing this

After I’ve defended Kubes so long, but if we lose this game or I see any of new and inventive ways of blowing a lead, I will officially be off the Gary Kubiak bandwagon.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 11:40 AM CST reply actions  

TIME TO GET PUMPED!!! VIDEO ADRENALINE PROVIDED BELOW!!

CLICK IT AND FEEL THE RUSH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHKTKpIMRTY

GO TEXANS!!

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by TexansForever on Dec 6, 2009 11:43 AM CST reply actions  

Anyone watching espn

It’s now impossible to hate Demarcus ware

fuck you espn.

And I’m sure their bout to pick the jags

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 11:47 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurt Warner is active !!!!!!

Fuck you KY

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 11:48 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

huzzzzzaaaahhh!

good ol gus & jinxy!
TEXANS WIN, AJ HAS A BIG GAME
write it down.

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by chrisd21 on Dec 6, 2009 11:56 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

My liver is already twitching in protest.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 11:57 AM CST reply actions  

God dammit. It is fucking tasker

What the hell have I done to deserve this!!!

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 12:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

It Appears

That there are plenty of good seats still available in Jacksonville.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:01 PM CST reply actions  

Here We Go

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:03 PM CST reply actions  

anybody know where i can watch the game online at

by southpaw70 on Dec 6, 2009 12:05 PM CST reply actions  

Above

Someone posted a link to a stream, I think.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

McCain or Bennett

One will play good

that was a nice play by McCain and Thomas

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 12:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Ferguson is hurt right

But fuckinh Bennett back there

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 12:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Garrard is going to have a field day today.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:07 PM CST reply actions  

Busing tackles and covers

like Marcedes’ mom spells.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:08 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Heyyyyyyooooo!

A sack! Antonio Smith!

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

Damn!

He was eaten alive!

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

Whoa.

That was the best blitz we’ve run in three-plus years.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

We Looked

Like a real, live NFL defense there.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Thats crazy talk

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I Know

Don’t worry. We’ll do something incredibly stupid to reach equilibrium posthaste.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Sad

but true

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

I don’t think I’ve seen a better pass rush than that all year.

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

See above

I don’t think there was one that good during the entire R.Smith tenure.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

“A Team Meeting on top of David Garradr”

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

VY

was hoping for that much man meat on him. Sadly, we couldn’t get it done.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Never heard of him.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you forget to bring the Patron?

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

That...

and I kept my shirt on.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone else notice

The lone David Carr jersey at the bottom of the screen on that FG?

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

Lucky it's 3 and not 7

So who is left behind busing

it’s only russell isn’t is. That sucks

through freddiegot fingered out there

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 12:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

So...

you want me to commit suicide, eh? Not cool.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't Say That

Don’t ever say that. Russell would make Busing look like Ed Reed.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Russell

makes bfd look like Ronnie Lott.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

That IS bad.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Is he really THAT bad?

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Words Cannot Do It Justice

Just google Brian Russell and watch some of his work.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Russell

makes Matt Stevens, circa 2009, look like Sean Taylor, circa before he was murdered.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:12 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

"The Natural"

I love that nickname for Andre.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:11 PM CST reply actions  

Gus Johnson

Probably just broke his arm patting himself on the back for that one.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I was expecting him to pause so Tasker could acknowledge it.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife is trying to discuss having a Christmas party with me.

Right now. I’m tempted to actually listen to her.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Do it.

Save yourself while there is still time.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

BTW we will win today for one reason.

We deferred to the second half.

We always win the games we defer.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

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by TexansForever on Dec 6, 2009 12:12 PM CST reply actions  

My Rabbit's Foot Concurs With That Assessment

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Tasker just jinxed AJ

We are so fucked now!!

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 12:13 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

anyone have a working american link?

im dieing watching this thing in danish… lol

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Dec 6, 2009 12:13 PM CST reply actions  

not American

but it’s working:

http://www.vshare.tv/live/1409/SkySports-2

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

My stream of this game is in Danish

but it doesn’t really sound like I’m missing much.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 12:13 PM CST reply actions  

How do you say

“Duane just got curbstomped” in Danish?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

God

Damn

It

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:13 PM CST reply actions  

Hell of a start, boys!

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

And Schaub is hurt.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

And Schaub Is Hurt

Tremendous.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

Terrific

Here will come the Schaub haters.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

What!?

1 hit, Shaub already shaken up?? WTF???

by Big T33 on Dec 6, 2009 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

Schaub Is Out

And I don’t think he’s coming back. From the way he’s holding it, I’d bet separated shoulder.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Seppuku

Discuss.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate when I'm right. FUCK

Scroll above for Rex grossman prediction

because tasker is the texans devil

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 12:15 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Fuck it.

We’re going deep. —S.Cannon

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:15 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

By the way that isn't an isolated incident

Duane has been doing a LOT of that this year.

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 12:15 PM CST reply actions  

Season ending shoulder injury.

Now we play for draft picks!

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by TexansForever on Dec 6, 2009 12:16 PM CST reply actions  

what a shitty throw.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Horrific

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

oh lol

I like how a game can be over in the first quarter.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 12:16 PM CST reply actions  

Annnnddd...

There’s the first Rex pick.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:16 PM CST reply actions  

yes

but not his fault

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

or maybe it was, sorry

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

uh, we're gonna need some defensive help in this game

I think

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:16 PM CST reply actions  

LOL

You have to laugh or youll cry.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:16 PM CST reply actions  

Correction

You have to DRINK A LOT or you’ll cry.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess Lovie Smith would say Bad Rex is showing up.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 12:17 PM CST reply actions  

Went for a wonderful bike ride this morning in the canyon, and the first play I see is schuab get hurt.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:17 PM CST reply actions  

And He Ain't Coming Back

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Great coverage dunta! not.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

Good thing

Rex won that backup QB job over Orlovsky against Tampa’s 5th stringers.

…well I guess that’s not much of a complaint, we’re fucked anyway.

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

Well......

Uh. This ought to be entertaining none the less

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 12:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

the 20 or so people in the stands

will love it

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:19 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Love the D right there.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

At least the Colts are beating the Titans.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

This Is Gonna Get Ugly

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

Somebody fucking kill me now.

Just do it.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

Sorry

I only have enough cyanide for me.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

i have a couple glasses of rat poison if u want in?

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Dec 6, 2009 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Shame about Schaub

Because a loss here will still land on Kubiak

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

at least we have the right backup QB in there

if we get in a shootout.

Go deep!

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

I told myself last week

that I absolutely would not watch this week. Then I changed my mind. Why, WHY, do I second-guess myself?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

Because

As infuriating as it is, it’s still football, and we only get 16 of these each year.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait...

are you shitting me?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:21 PM CST reply actions  

maybe they'll fumble

on 4th down

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:21 PM CST reply actions  

Zac Diles

Wow.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:21 PM CST reply actions  

Zac Diles

BAM!

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:21 PM CST reply actions  

WTF do you do on offense

I guess you must throw it at least 12 yards every throw

the whole blind squirrel Nut thing

way to go D. Zach diles

Fuck you del rio u bitch

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 12:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

What just happened?

My stream is fucking up. Should I assume Diles did something horrible or what?

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 12:22 PM CST reply actions  

He Stoned Drew

On the 1. Great hit.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Horrible to MJD

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Diles stopped QB on 3rd & goal from 1

or “met him in the hole” if you listen to the announcers

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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Cubic

Also, see the link I posted above….working great for me watching the game

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

He Should

Master of his own destiny and all.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

If he is Jesus

He needs to go heal Schaub

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

rex will calm down

the running game will save him

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:23 PM CST reply actions  

What a goal line stand!

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

Wow!

What a stop! Take THAT, Fate!

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

and there's the defensive help

we’re gonna need

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

Don't worry

We’ll give it back.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck pessimism

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

It wouldn’t work anyway

by Karsh on Dec 6, 2009 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

There we go

We can beat these fuck holes!!!!!!

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 12:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Only Way Things Go South For Us

Is if Del Rio has watched any film and realizes it might be a good idea to throw the ball.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:25 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Schaub

Any chance he comes back in the game? How bad did the injury look? It’s his non-throwing hand- correct?

by Vince Young Sausage on Dec 6, 2009 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

Bad

and it looked like left shoulder…not hand

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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Re: Schaub

1. No word yet, but I’m guessing no.
2. Bad. Real bad.
3. Correct.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Pick 6 time?

Get it out of the way early?

by Big T33 on Dec 6, 2009 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

Watch Rex

Get a safety here

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

Kubiak is a genius

this is why rex is the #2, for this situation!

Dan O would walk it out for 2.

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

its sexy rexy

not dan the man! so there is hope of no safety!

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Dec 6, 2009 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

so we get the ball on the 20, right?

like the colts did?

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

HOPEFULLY....

WE’LL GET THE SUPERBOWL REX GROSSMAN TO COME BACK OUT LOL

by BdoFiFtY81 on Dec 6, 2009 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

Ugly

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

we're not allowed to run the ball

apparently

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

That deep with our interior I would rather throw it.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

ANd that is why.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

oh thats why

I forgot

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

James Casey

Dammit.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

Thought he went to Rice

not Dunta’s School of Tackling

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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Our offense looks about as bad as UT’s last night.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

Ha

Rec’d.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Technically they both broke already.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

The answer to any negative hypo

is always the Texans-related one

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

At least now

We know who our MVP on offense was, I say was because we don’t have one anymore.

by Bryan72076 on Dec 6, 2009 12:30 PM CST reply actions  

rexy is saving the deep ball

for drive 3, 4, 5, 6, 7…

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:31 PM CST reply actions  

Schaub

Return is “Questionable”

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:31 PM CST reply actions  

De

Meco

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:31 PM CST reply actions  

DeMeco!

What is this defense?

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:31 PM CST reply actions  

Rec'd

Someone should really start a blog named after DeJesus….

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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:33 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh...

Definitely rec’d.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Or at least update it regularly.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 12:34 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

rex will settle down

we gonna be aight

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:32 PM CST reply actions  

Whatever You're Drinking

I’d like some.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

watch

I believe in Santa also

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice Spot

Jesus

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:32 PM CST reply actions  

Brilliant Analysis, Tasker

Schaub being out “affects both teams…HUGELY.”

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:32 PM CST reply actions  

And he gets paid to do this shit..

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Tasker is the devil

He is the texans anti Christ

he kills us

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 12:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Fred Bennett

Gotta love him

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:34 PM CST reply actions  

The massochist Texans fan

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Hit the reset button

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Whiskey?

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

SCOTCH

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Contra

bitches

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

You fucked it up

There are two B-As

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 6, 2009 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

OD at qb

Oh wait….

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 12:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

David Carr Highlights

That’s just not nice.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:36 PM CST reply actions  

Moats Sighting!

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:37 PM CST reply actions  

Can we get these made into shirts or something?

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I’m serious by the way I would buy one of these.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

oh yes

id wear it proudly

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by Kiratomi on Dec 6, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

hmmm

I actually have a Sex Cannon shirt somewhere… gotta go find it now.

by grungedave on Dec 6, 2009 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Moats!

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:37 PM CST reply actions  

If its his throwing shoulder not sure. If its his other could be back quick.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Usually depends

On if its a QB’s throwing arm or not

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

looked like it was the same left one

as last season. non-throwing

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

He's Busy

Punting poorly.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

That kind of day, huh?

He goes from a 54-yarder out of the EZ, to a 23 yarder in the open field.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Another Terrible Throw

By Rex.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:39 PM CST reply actions  

Come on

I mean really, how fast do you expect an NFL QB to master the inside slant throw?

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

New Thread Up

Move the party there, please.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:42 PM CST reply actions  

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