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I cannot drink fast enough for this.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 12:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

him n jinxy...

fired up the bong after shaubby went out…
figured what the hell, it’s gonna be a long day anyway.

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by chrisd21 on Dec 6, 2009 12:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Dunta?

Well, that’s his quota of not being terrible for the day.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

HE IS NOT ONE OF THE BEST CORNERS AT ANYTHING OTHER THEN SUCKING DICK GODDAMNIT.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:43 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

The Ones Dunta's Agent Sends Him

Along with envelopes of cash.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

“One of the best conrners in the NFL”

Heeeeeeeeelarious.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

dunta?

a great CB in the NFL?

lol he just got beat

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 12:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Perfect throw.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Wow, they are criticizing Reeves for looking for the ball! hahahhahhahaha IRONY.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Irony

Or the same dumbfucks that just called 23 one of the best CBs in the NFL

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Freaking Jacques Reeves

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

guarantee

Rex is audiblin to the deep ball now.

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

YOu can get mad at Reeves

BUt that was just a terrific throw

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Can’t cover that much better. Damn fine throw….any longer and it’s out of the EZ, any shorter and it’s Frenchy’s

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And that says a lot

because I think Garrard is crap

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i was just about to say

reeves is better….

I MISS QUIN!

PUT IN MCCAIN!

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 12:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Might as well just chuck it every throw

With the occasional moats run, like 1 of every 10 throws

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 12:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Gotta Score On This Drive

Got to.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Heard Tom Brady got hurt, too

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

he is already back in.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

Well, good for him

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

VY knocked out of game as well

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:49 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

SERIOUSLY!!!!????

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That was the report from the Brit announcers on the feed I'm watching

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Man

Grossman’s throws have no zip on them

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

fuck it, IM GOING DEEP! lol

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Dec 6, 2009 12:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Now a hold on ST?

Fuck me

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

gus johnson knows

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone is smart to these asshats

/waits for obligatory Reverse call

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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

There was one of those last week. I got mad for you.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Every Time

I see Moats run the ball, I wonder anew why the hell he never sees the field.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:52 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

+1

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Chris Brown

Has naked pictures of Kubes wife.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:52 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I've always been a Moats fan

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ha!

Bet they didn’t gameplan for a mobile QB

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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

David Carr flashbacks.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

At least Grossman won’t be causing a quarterback controversy

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 12:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I think Grossman could be a suitable QB for us

As long as we don’t have him taking direct snaps, lining up in shotgun, or throwing the forward pass…

by Bryan72076 on Dec 6, 2009 12:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The excuses for Grossman are fun

Wonder what they’ll be in the third quarter

>>Wonder if I’ll be drunk by the third quarter.
>>>I’ll be drunk by the third quarter

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 12:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I would

He’s inactive.

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 12:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe the emergency QB

Who’s that, Kevin Walter?

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 12:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I would.

He’s inactive.

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ha didnt know that

im not sure if i would ever only carry 2 Qbs with one of them being schaub

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 12:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Please do a little research

we carry 3 QBs on the 53-man roster, but not all 53 are allowed to participate in the game each week…..thus the list of Inactives

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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i am aware...

but im saying that he should carry orlovsky on the active list too…

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Another gem

Backup QBs are not backups because they are inferior to the starting QB, but because they are the smartest player on the team and can take “Mental Reps”. VY disagrees with this theory.

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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Best Tackling You've Seen All Season

I think it might be, but there’s plenty of time for Dunta to start whiffing at ankles.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That guy's not really a TE

He’s our Tim Tebow clone. They’re trying it out to see how Tebow would transition.

Ignore the hype; look at the results.

by harperslaw on Dec 6, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Neat

A horsecollar.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Love to see how RIP explains that away.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That was on Busing

Not that this is a surprise, but he’s got to clean that play up and he was nowhere to be found.

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

this game is over

unless we bring in Dan. Rex is garbage and is overthrowing everyone.

Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 12:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Please Durga

Make it stop.

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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

shit :(

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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Who's the emergency 3rd QB?

Ignore the hype; look at the results.

by harperslaw on Dec 6, 2009 1:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OD

Oh wait…

by Big T33 on Dec 6, 2009 1:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

frenchy is playing well.

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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Dan O. cannot come in

As he’s inactive. Our only shot in the dark is for Schaub to miraculously return in the 2nd half.

by Bryan72076 on Dec 6, 2009 1:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

i bet he can.

since its his left arm thats injured.

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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

or for grossman to get hurt?

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

All 3

Plays were against Reeves. Nice.

by Big T33 on Dec 6, 2009 1:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Just got one question

When do we go to Orlovsky????

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The defense could only hold on for so long...

…at least this team won’t suck us back in for another heartbreak.

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 1:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Why?

Why are we ever in a zone? It doesn’t work. It never works.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Because we have a defensive coordinator

That thinks John Busing is a capable football player.

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Glad you typed that

I was going to, but halfway through it I blacked out from banging my head against the wall.

Zone. When they are on the 4. Fuck

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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

btw is anyone else noticing how much busing sucks?

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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Well the only option would be to move Quin to FS, but he is injured too.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair

The other alternative is Dom Barber.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He has "sliiped" on two HUGE plays

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If Schaub is out for weeks

I wouldn’t be surprised if we hold auditions for a new 2nd stringer.

by Bryan72076 on Dec 6, 2009 1:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Dan O will be the guy going forward.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jags radio just said Schaub is coming back?

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by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 6, 2009 1:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

funny how the jags radio says that.

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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hes back!!!!!

Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young

by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

THIS JUST IN!!!

texans gettin’ dick slapped in the face.

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by chrisd21 on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions   0 recs

yesyesyesyesyesyes!!!

we have a ball game.

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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I Cannot Believe This

Never thought Schaub would be back.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd

Schaub has been taking blood transfusions directly from AJ this year

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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

conspiracy theory of the day

grossman and carr are twins separated at birth

by kozanack on Dec 6, 2009 1:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions   0 recs

time to go to work Schauby

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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Funny

How Schaub comes back, and Andre Johnson appears.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Grossman

Just didn’t get a chance to chuck it deep

by JimboTexan on Dec 6, 2009 1:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nonetheless

I have concluded that Kubiak must go.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Watching the game on a slight delay

So I’m not commenting down the thread yet.

I will expound more later.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

From this game so far? Where Turk has sucked horse dick and Schuab was injured?

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I would prefer to wait till we lose to make that assessment.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

fuck fuck fuck

Someone just shoot me.

1-5 in division here we come!

by grungedave on Dec 6, 2009 1:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

only positive for us going into halftime

is that we are a one half team. if we have a crappy first, we have an amazing second. with schaub in, that is possible.

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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Over/under

On Schaub reinjuring his shoulder and going down for the year?

by JimboTexan on Dec 6, 2009 1:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Lets go guys

We need to put up 7 before the half. Defense needs to wake up.

by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 1:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Grossman had a passer rating of 5.6

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by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 6, 2009 1:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That's 5.6 Higher Than I Thought It Would Be

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:07 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

with the indirect Sex Cannon reference

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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

niceee

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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

moats needs to stay in.

brown cannot run against this defense.

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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

he had a decent game against indy.

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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

12 carries for 57 yards and like 20-30 rec. yards?

thats good for him.

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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

3 virtually

Identical comments. i sense a theme.

by JimboTexan on Dec 6, 2009 1:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

we defered remember. We score here and get a stop it could be 17-14 easy

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I need more Moats

and Cowbell.

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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully

Teh Schaub will play like a man on a mission.

by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 1:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'll give brown this though, he's made some pretty good catches past few games.

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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

my point exactly.

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Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young

by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The Difference

In this offense with Schaub and Grossman under center is absurd.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Funny

A friend of mine (A Schaub hater) has been calling for Grossman for awhile. He just texted admitting he was wrong.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 1:12 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Nice

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I still don't understand how

People can see it another way. Teh Schaub is a very, very good qb.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else used to play maddin on the original xbox and just throw the ball to AJ on every play? It always worked for me too.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Schaub

Easily the team MVP. This proves it.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 1:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

i bet jack del rio just said

shit….. when schaub came back in.

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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Andre is still the MVP

Schaub being much better than Grossman is not in any way a surprise.

That said, extremely proud of Schaub for sucking it up with our playoff hopes on the line and an injured shoulder. And that is not a phrase I will throw around easily about football players. This better cease all of the heartless/gutless/not a leader talk right in it’s fucking tracks. This is a man who wants to win.

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:12 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Dude!

The whole team just got better when Matt came in.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Think of the offense as a Jenga tower

Andre is at the bottom, Schaub is the second rung up.

Lose either one of them and the thing comes toppling down.

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, fair enough

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 1:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Schaub makes a huge difference. Loving it.

in other news, VY just threw a pick…finally I catch watch him implode.

by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 1:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

sorry

catch = can

dont now where that came from.

by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I won’t call it imploding against the Colts. He has played well enough that I’ll lay off till at least next week. In other news though, he is still a moron.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Brown

scores from around 8 yds out

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 1:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Chris Brown!

Yes, sir.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd

Although, credit to Brown for holding the ball w/ both hands all the way from handoff → Endzone

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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Third Downs

Has anyone else noticed that it seems like David Anderson has stepped up on third downs since OD went out?

by CoogmanSam on Dec 6, 2009 1:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Re: DA

He’s become a bit more of a feature in the third down passing game since OD went down, but DA’s always been pretty solid on third down.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

Schaub just throws it to him since there’s no wide open OD anymore on 3rd down

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I completely agree. His ability to get open has always seemed underrated to me. He’ll never average 15 YPC but he always seems open on the short to intermediate routes.

by CoogmanSam on Dec 6, 2009 1:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think

The jags let him go to the 1 yd line assuming he would then fumble the ball away…

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 1:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Question

Who is our starting TE today? I dont have it broadcast in my area, just keeping up with it on NFL.com

by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 1:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

James Casey

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dreessen, I Think

But Casey’s been in quite a bit.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Good point

I guess I haven’t seen Dreessen yet on my high-res internet feed

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Need to hold

We got the ball first in the 3rd.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 1:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

reverse?

oh no…

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Told you it was coming

fucking morons

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Colts

About to score again

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 1:17 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Boy...

Garrard is really picking on Reeves today.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Are they

picking on McCain?

by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 1:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Not Really

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

im confused

what the hell is the name of our safety number 40….?

is it Busing?
Beasing?
every day someone pronounces his name differently

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 1:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

theres jennings

Who from the 4th round on, everyone is like “Y ISNT SMITH PICKING HIM!!!”

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 1:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Really Need A Stop Here

And we’re not gonna get it.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

One thing is for certain...

…the DB position needs a major overhaul this offseason.

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 1:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'll take a miss here

please

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

There is nothing more infuriating to me as a fan than seeing us in zone. It’s inexplicable and plays to absolutely no one’s strengths.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Do you notice

That everytime we pull it out, they ALWAYS pull out the draw/scramble, and it always gets 10-15 yards?

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter

by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Or

They throw right to the area where Reeves, Dunta, and/or Busing is/supposed to be, and it’s good for a first down.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and if they make it?

20-7.

Nobody ever comes back from that deficit at halftime…

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Really?

are you being sarcastic or serious?

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

it was last week, man

of course I remember.

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mental block

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

look to last week

for the answer

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Dec 6, 2009 1:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

remember guys

colts did it…SO CAN WE…

maybe

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 1:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

21-3 Colts

If VY makes a comeback from that, Ill lay off him for the rest of the year.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 1:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It's a weird feeling

Rooting for the Colts.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Good point.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We are too far down anyway.

Defense can’t stop them they are scoring at will. Unless defense shuts them out somehow in second half this is over.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Dec 6, 2009 1:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Defense is really tired from playing all of the first half

We have to chew up clock and score on every drive next half

by Karsh on Dec 6, 2009 1:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WTF

Why is our defense playing so badly? Does Busing and McCain make that much of a difference?

by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 1:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Busing does

see the first 3 games of the season

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Busing definitely does

It’s like playing with ten men on the field.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 1:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They're exhausted.

Three and outs on every single drive for an entire half will gas your defense. Also, our DBs suck when they’re NOT tired.

by Karsh on Dec 6, 2009 1:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Our secondary has been horrible all year. nothing new here.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Dec 6, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If we score on the first posession in the second half...

We got a chance.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 1:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If we score a td to open the 2nd half

It’s a 20-14 game, I think it’s definitely doable.

by Bryan72076 on Dec 6, 2009 1:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

As long as

We keep Schaub off the ground

by Bryan72076 on Dec 6, 2009 1:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

And That Right There

Is the key. The second Schaub leaves the field, it’s over.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Guys, the defense has only been on the field for 16 minutes. They’re not tired, they’re just very bad.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 1:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That's only because

of the 6 minute drive in the one possession Schaub was in, the rest of the time it was completely one sided.

by Bryan72076 on Dec 6, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

True

The issue is the average starting field position for the Jags, not ToP

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I AGREE...

JUST BECAUSE OUR D GAVE UP A LOT OF POINTS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’VE BEEN ON THE FIELD FOR A LONG TIME. ALSO WE GET THE BALL TO START THE HALF. WE SHOULD BE FRESH ON D FOR THE 2ND HALF

by BdoFiFtY81 on Dec 6, 2009 1:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Is your capslock key broken or something?

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

funny people..

mom: i appreciate your suggestions… but I LOVE ROAST BEEF! it’s delicious!!
son: GO CLEAN UP THE MESS!!!!
mom: i caaaaan’t!
mom: git offa me!
classic.

Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21

by chrisd21 on Dec 6, 2009 1:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions   0 recs

The good news is

The Texans have put in their terrible half for the day. Time for the good guys to show up.

by Karsh on Dec 6, 2009 1:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I was just about to say that

+1

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They won't

Because God hates us.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the good guys will show up

and we’ll lose on a 42 yarder missed wide left.

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thoughts from this half

—Schaub is worth nothing but praise.
—Dunta Robinson, well, you know what I’m going to say.
—Frenchy: good on two or three plays, bad on two plays.
—Mario must really be hurt.
—Jack Del Rio is an idiot if he does not throw the ball on EVERY down in the second half. First, second, third and fourth.
—I am off the Kubes bandwagon.
—We seem to run the ball better when Sexy Rexy is back htere. Other than that, he sucks.
—Biz Markee is somehow still amazingly cool after all these years.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Third Quarter Thread Is Up

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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