Open Game Day Thread: Houston v. Jacksonville (Second Quarter)
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him n jinxy...
fired up the bong after shaubby went out…
figured what the hell, it’s gonna be a long day anyway.
Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
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by chrisd21 on Dec 6, 2009 12:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Dunta?
Well, that’s his quota of not being terrible for the day.
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HE IS NOT ONE OF THE BEST CORNERS AT ANYTHING OTHER THEN SUCKING DICK GODDAMNIT.
by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:43 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
The Ones Dunta's Agent Sends Him
Along with envelopes of cash.
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dunta?
a great CB in the NFL?
lol he just got beat
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 12:43 PM CST reply actions
Perfect throw.
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Freaking Jacques Reeves
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Thats Jacquez Reeves to you
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
YOu can get mad at Reeves
BUt that was just a terrific throw
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And that says a lot
because I think Garrard is crap
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i was just about to say
reeves is better….
I MISS QUIN!
PUT IN MCCAIN!
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 12:46 PM CST reply actions
Might as well just chuck it every throw
With the occasional moats run, like 1 of every 10 throws
by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 12:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Gotta Score On This Drive
Got to.
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Heard Tom Brady got hurt, too
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Oh
Well, good for him
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VY knocked out of game as well
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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
SERIOUSLY!!!!????
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That was the report from the Brit announcers on the feed I'm watching
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Man
Grossman’s throws have no zip on them
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fuck it, IM GOING DEEP! lol
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Everyone is smart to these asshats
/waits for obligatory Reverse call
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Every Time
I see Moats run the ball, I wonder anew why the hell he never sees the field.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:52 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Chris Brown
Has naked pictures of Kubes wife.
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ha!
Bet they didn’t gameplan for a mobile QB
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I think Grossman could be a suitable QB for us
As long as we don’t have him taking direct snaps, lining up in shotgun, or throwing the forward pass…
The excuses for Grossman are fun
Wonder what they’ll be in the third quarter
>>Wonder if I’ll be drunk by the third quarter.
>>>I’ll be drunk by the third quarter
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i would not be suprised to c
orlovsky in the 3rd….
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 12:55 PM CST reply actions
BRING IN JAMES CASEY!!!
Hes gotta be a better QB
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 12:55 PM CST reply actions
Another gem
Backup QBs are not backups because they are inferior to the starting QB, but because they are the smartest player on the team and can take “Mental Reps”. VY disagrees with this theory.
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Best Tackling You've Seen All Season
I think it might be, but there’s plenty of time for Dunta to start whiffing at ankles.
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That guy's not really a TE
He’s our Tim Tebow clone. They’re trying it out to see how Tebow would transition.
Ignore the hype; look at the results.
Oh, Neat
A horsecollar.
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That was on Busing
Not that this is a surprise, but he’s got to clean that play up and he was nowhere to be found.
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this game is over
unless we bring in Dan. Rex is garbage and is overthrowing everyone.
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
shit :(
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
Who's the emergency 3rd QB?
Ignore the hype; look at the results.
Dan O. cannot come in
As he’s inactive. Our only shot in the dark is for Schaub to miraculously return in the 2nd half.
i bet he can.
since its his left arm thats injured.
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
The defense could only hold on for so long...
…at least this team won’t suck us back in for another heartbreak.
Why?
Why are we ever in a zone? It doesn’t work. It never works.
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Because we have a defensive coordinator
That thinks John Busing is a capable football player.
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Glad you typed that
I was going to, but halfway through it I blacked out from banging my head against the wall.
Zone. When they are on the 4. Fuck
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btw is anyone else noticing how much busing sucks?
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
He has "sliiped" on two HUGE plays
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
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by TexansForever on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
Jags radio just said Schaub is coming back?
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by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 6, 2009 1:02 PM CST reply actions
funny how the jags radio says that.
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
THIS JUST IN!!!
texans gettin’ dick slapped in the face.
Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
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Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
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by chrisd21 on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions
yesyesyesyesyesyes!!!
we have a ball game.
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I Cannot Believe This
Never thought Schaub would be back.
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If any gutless sports radio douchebags question Schaub's toughness after this game
I want them laughed off the station.
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:04 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
conspiracy theory of the day
grossman and carr are twins separated at birth
by kozanack on Dec 6, 2009 1:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Funny
How Schaub comes back, and Andre Johnson appears.
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Grossman
Just didn’t get a chance to chuck it deep
Nonetheless
I have concluded that Kubiak must go.
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Watching the game on a slight delay
So I’m not commenting down the thread yet.
I will expound more later.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
only positive for us going into halftime
is that we are a one half team. if we have a crappy first, we have an amazing second. with schaub in, that is possible.
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Texans>>>>>>>Titans
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Over/under
On Schaub reinjuring his shoulder and going down for the year?
Grossman had a passer rating of 5.6
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by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 6, 2009 1:06 PM CST reply actions
That's 5.6 Higher Than I Thought It Would Be
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
niceee
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Texans>>>>>>>Titans
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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
moats needs to stay in.
brown cannot run against this defense.
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
he had a decent game against indy.
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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
12 carries for 57 yards and like 20-30 rec. yards?
thats good for him.
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Texans>>>>>>>Titans
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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
3 virtually
Identical comments. i sense a theme.
I'll give brown this though, he's made some pretty good catches past few games.
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my point exactly.
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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
The Difference
In this offense with Schaub and Grossman under center is absurd.
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Funny
A friend of mine (A Schaub hater) has been calling for Grossman for awhile. He just texted admitting he was wrong.
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 1:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I still don't understand how
People can see it another way. Teh Schaub is a very, very good qb.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
Schaub
Easily the team MVP. This proves it.
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i bet jack del rio just said
shit….. when schaub came back in.
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Andre is still the MVP
Schaub being much better than Grossman is not in any way a surprise.
That said, extremely proud of Schaub for sucking it up with our playoff hopes on the line and an injured shoulder. And that is not a phrase I will throw around easily about football players. This better cease all of the heartless/gutless/not a leader talk right in it’s fucking tracks. This is a man who wants to win.
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:12 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Dude!
The whole team just got better when Matt came in.
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Think of the offense as a Jenga tower
Andre is at the bottom, Schaub is the second rung up.
Lose either one of them and the thing comes toppling down.
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Okay, fair enough
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Wow
Schaub makes a huge difference. Loving it.
in other news, VY just threw a pick…finally I catch watch him implode.
Chris Brown!
Yes, sir.
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haters to brown: do that more, suck balls less.
by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Third Downs
Has anyone else noticed that it seems like David Anderson has stepped up on third downs since OD went out?
Re: DA
He’s become a bit more of a feature in the third down passing game since OD went down, but DA’s always been pretty solid on third down.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
I think
The jags let him go to the 1 yd line assuming he would then fumble the ball away…
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 1:14 PM CST reply actions
Question
Who is our starting TE today? I dont have it broadcast in my area, just keeping up with it on NFL.com
Dreessen, I Think
But Casey’s been in quite a bit.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
Good point
I guess I haven’t seen Dreessen yet on my high-res internet feed
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Need to hold
We got the ball first in the 3rd.
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Told you it was coming
fucking morons
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Colts
About to score again
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 1:17 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Boy...
Garrard is really picking on Reeves today.
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Not Really
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
im confused
what the hell is the name of our safety number 40….?
is it Busing?
Beasing?
every day someone pronounces his name differently
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 1:18 PM CST reply actions
theres jennings
Who from the 4th round on, everyone is like “Y ISNT SMITH PICKING HIM!!!”
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 1:18 PM CST reply actions
Really Need A Stop Here
And we’re not gonna get it.
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Ah the good old red carpet zone defense
I’d missed you!
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Seriously
There is nothing more infuriating to me as a fan than seeing us in zone. It’s inexplicable and plays to absolutely no one’s strengths.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
Do you notice
That everytime we pull it out, they ALWAYS pull out the draw/scramble, and it always gets 10-15 yards?
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and if they make it?
20-7.
Nobody ever comes back from that deficit at halftime…
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
Really?
are you being sarcastic or serious?
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look to last week
for the answer
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remember guys
colts did it…SO CAN WE…
maybe
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 1:21 PM CST reply actions
Of course the kicker who was 11-19 on field goals coming in
Nails two 45+ yarders on us.
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21-3 Colts
If VY makes a comeback from that, Ill lay off him for the rest of the year.
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It's a weird feeling
Rooting for the Colts.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
Good point.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
We are too far down anyway.
Defense can’t stop them they are scoring at will. Unless defense shuts them out somehow in second half this is over.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
Defense is really tired from playing all of the first half
We have to chew up clock and score on every drive next half
They're exhausted.
Three and outs on every single drive for an entire half will gas your defense. Also, our DBs suck when they’re NOT tired.
Our secondary has been horrible all year. nothing new here.
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by TexansForever on Dec 6, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
If we score on the first posession in the second half...
We got a chance.
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And That Right There
Is the key. The second Schaub leaves the field, it’s over.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
Guys, the defense has only been on the field for 16 minutes. They’re not tired, they’re just very bad.
That's only because
of the 6 minute drive in the one possession Schaub was in, the rest of the time it was completely one sided.
I AGREE...
JUST BECAUSE OUR D GAVE UP A LOT OF POINTS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’VE BEEN ON THE FIELD FOR A LONG TIME. ALSO WE GET THE BALL TO START THE HALF. WE SHOULD BE FRESH ON D FOR THE 2ND HALF
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
funny people..
mom: i appreciate your suggestions… but I LOVE ROAST BEEF! it’s delicious!!
son: GO CLEAN UP THE MESS!!!!
mom: i caaaaan’t!
mom: git offa me!
classic.
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Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
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by chrisd21 on Dec 6, 2009 1:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions
The good news is
The Texans have put in their terrible half for the day. Time for the good guys to show up.
They won't
Because God hates us.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
the good guys will show up
and we’ll lose on a 42 yarder missed wide left.
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
Thoughts from this half
—Schaub is worth nothing but praise.
—Dunta Robinson, well, you know what I’m going to say.
—Frenchy: good on two or three plays, bad on two plays.
—Mario must really be hurt.
—Jack Del Rio is an idiot if he does not throw the ball on EVERY down in the second half. First, second, third and fourth.
—I am off the Kubes bandwagon.
—We seem to run the ball better when Sexy Rexy is back htere. Other than that, he sucks.
—Biz Markee is somehow still amazingly cool after all these years.
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