Open Game Day Thread: Houston v. Jacksonville (Second Quarter)
Quarterbacks are overrated.
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Hahaha good one Gus
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 12:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
him n jinxy...
fired up the bong after shaubby went out…
figured what the hell, it’s gonna be a long day anyway.
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by chrisd21 on Dec 6, 2009 12:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Dunta?
Well, that’s his quota of not being terrible for the day.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
HE IS NOT ONE OF THE BEST CORNERS AT ANYTHING OTHER THEN SUCKING DICK GODDAMNIT.
by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:43 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
"One of the best corners in the NFL."
What games are you watching?
by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The Ones Dunta's Agent Sends Him
Along with envelopes of cash.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
“One of the best conrners in the NFL”
Heeeeeeeeelarious.
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
dunta?
a great CB in the NFL?
lol he just got beat
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 12:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Game over
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 12:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Perfect throw.
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow, they are criticizing Reeves for looking for the ball! hahahhahhahaha IRONY.
by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Freaking Jacques Reeves
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Thats Jacquez Reeves to you
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 12:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
guarantee
Rex is audiblin to the deep ball now.
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
YOu can get mad at Reeves
BUt that was just a terrific throw
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And that says a lot
because I think Garrard is crap
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i was just about to say
reeves is better….
I MISS QUIN!
PUT IN MCCAIN!
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 12:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Might as well just chuck it every throw
With the occasional moats run, like 1 of every 10 throws
by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 12:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Gotta Score On This Drive
Got to.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Heard Tom Brady got hurt, too
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oh
Well, good for him
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
VY knocked out of game as well
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
SERIOUSLY!!!!????
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That was the report from the Brit announcers on the feed I'm watching
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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
How many penalty flags did the Colts get for that one?
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 12:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Man
Grossman’s throws have no zip on them
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
fuck it, IM GOING DEEP! lol
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Dec 6, 2009 12:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Now a hold on ST?
Fuck me
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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
gus johnson knows
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone is smart to these asshats
/waits for obligatory Reverse call
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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
There was one of those last week. I got mad for you.
by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Every Time
I see Moats run the ball, I wonder anew why the hell he never sees the field.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:52 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Chris Brown
Has naked pictures of Kubes wife.
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I've always been a Moats fan
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 12:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ok well this is semi pleasent
by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 12:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 12:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
Bet they didn’t gameplan for a mobile QB
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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
David Carr flashbacks.
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 12:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
At least Grossman won’t be causing a quarterback controversy
by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 12:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I think Grossman could be a suitable QB for us
As long as we don’t have him taking direct snaps, lining up in shotgun, or throwing the forward pass…
by Bryan72076 on Dec 6, 2009 12:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The excuses for Grossman are fun
Wonder what they’ll be in the third quarter
>>Wonder if I’ll be drunk by the third quarter.
>>>I’ll be drunk by the third quarter
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 12:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i would not be suprised to c
orlovsky in the 3rd….
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 12:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I would
He’s inactive.
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 12:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the emergency QB
Who’s that, Kevin Walter?
by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 12:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Creepy!
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 12:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
ha didnt know that
im not sure if i would ever only carry 2 Qbs with one of them being schaub
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 12:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Please do a little research
we carry 3 QBs on the 53-man roster, but not all 53 are allowed to participate in the game each week…..thus the list of Inactives
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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i am aware...
but im saying that he should carry orlovsky on the active list too…
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
BRING IN JAMES CASEY!!!
Hes gotta be a better QB
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 12:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Another gem
Backup QBs are not backups because they are inferior to the starting QB, but because they are the smartest player on the team and can take “Mental Reps”. VY disagrees with this theory.
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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Best Tackling You've Seen All Season
I think it might be, but there’s plenty of time for Dunta to start whiffing at ankles.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
When a TE is outrunning our DBs then we've got a problem.
by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 12:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That guy's not really a TE
He’s our Tim Tebow clone. They’re trying it out to see how Tebow would transition.
Ignore the hype; look at the results.
by harperslaw on Dec 6, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Neat
A horsecollar.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 12:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Brian McCain gets called for the hoof collar
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 12:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Love to see how RIP explains that away.
by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 12:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That was on Busing
Not that this is a surprise, but he’s got to clean that play up and he was nowhere to be found.
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
this game is over
unless we bring in Dan. Rex is garbage and is overthrowing everyone.
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 12:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Please Durga
Make it stop.
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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dan is inactive. He won't be joining us today.
by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
shit :(
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Who's the emergency 3rd QB?
Ignore the hype; look at the results.
by harperslaw on Dec 6, 2009 1:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
frenchy is playing well.
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dan O. cannot come in
As he’s inactive. Our only shot in the dark is for Schaub to miraculously return in the 2nd half.
by Bryan72076 on Dec 6, 2009 1:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i bet he can.
since its his left arm thats injured.
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Just got one question
When do we go to Orlovsky????
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The defense could only hold on for so long...
…at least this team won’t suck us back in for another heartbreak.
by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 1:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Why?
Why are we ever in a zone? It doesn’t work. It never works.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Because we have a defensive coordinator
That thinks John Busing is a capable football player.
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Glad you typed that
I was going to, but halfway through it I blacked out from banging my head against the wall.
Zone. When they are on the 4. Fuck
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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
btw is anyone else noticing how much busing sucks?
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Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
1st round pick is definitely a DB...
…or a TE cause we need at least 2 or 3 of those.
by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well the only option would be to move Quin to FS, but he is injured too.
by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
The other alternative is Dom Barber.
by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He has "sliiped" on two HUGE plays
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
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by TexansForever on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If Schaub is out for weeks
I wouldn’t be surprised if we hold auditions for a new 2nd stringer.
by Bryan72076 on Dec 6, 2009 1:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This would be an acceptable post to talk about Orlovsky in.
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Jags radio just said Schaub is coming back?
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by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 6, 2009 1:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
funny how the jags radio says that.
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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
hes back!!!!!
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
THIS JUST IN!!!
texans gettin’ dick slapped in the face.
Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
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by chrisd21 on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
yesyesyesyesyesyes!!!
we have a ball game.
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I Cannot Believe This
Never thought Schaub would be back.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If any gutless sports radio douchebags question Schaub's toughness after this game
I want them laughed off the station.
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:04 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
conspiracy theory of the day
grossman and carr are twins separated at birth
by kozanack on Dec 6, 2009 1:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
time to go to work Schauby
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by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And immediately goes to Dre for a catch and horsecollar.
by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 1:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Funny
How Schaub comes back, and Andre Johnson appears.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Grossman
Just didn’t get a chance to chuck it deep
by JimboTexan on Dec 6, 2009 1:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nonetheless
I have concluded that Kubiak must go.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Tell me more
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Watching the game on a slight delay
So I’m not commenting down the thread yet.
I will expound more later.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
From this game so far? Where Turk has sucked horse dick and Schuab was injured?
by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I would prefer to wait till we lose to make that assessment.
by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
fuck fuck fuck
Someone just shoot me.
1-5 in division here we come!
by grungedave on Dec 6, 2009 1:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
only positive for us going into halftime
is that we are a one half team. if we have a crappy first, we have an amazing second. with schaub in, that is possible.
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Over/under
On Schaub reinjuring his shoulder and going down for the year?
by JimboTexan on Dec 6, 2009 1:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Lets go guys
We need to put up 7 before the half. Defense needs to wake up.
by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 1:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Grossman had a passer rating of 5.6
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by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 6, 2009 1:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's 5.6 Higher Than I Thought It Would Be
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Personally I thought he'd get it to 69.
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Moats, you need to get naked pictures of Chris Brown's wife...
…so you can start.
by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 1:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
niceee
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
moats needs to stay in.
brown cannot run against this defense.
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Chris Brown cannot run
fixed that for you.
by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 1:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Just against this defense?
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
he had a decent game against indy.
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
12 carries for 57 yards and like 20-30 rec. yards?
thats good for him.
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
3 virtually
Identical comments. i sense a theme.
by JimboTexan on Dec 6, 2009 1:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
we defered remember. We score here and get a stop it could be 17-14 easy
by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I need more Moats
and Cowbell.
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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully
Teh Schaub will play like a man on a mission.
by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 1:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'll give brown this though, he's made some pretty good catches past few games.
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Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
my point exactly.
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The Difference
In this offense with Schaub and Grossman under center is absurd.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Funny
A friend of mine (A Schaub hater) has been calling for Grossman for awhile. He just texted admitting he was wrong.
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 1:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I still don't understand how
People can see it another way. Teh Schaub is a very, very good qb.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else used to play maddin on the original xbox and just throw the ball to AJ on every play? It always worked for me too.
by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Schaub
Easily the team MVP. This proves it.
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 1:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i bet jack del rio just said
shit….. when schaub came back in.
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Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
by Rockets 4 Life on Dec 6, 2009 1:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Andre is still the MVP
Schaub being much better than Grossman is not in any way a surprise.
That said, extremely proud of Schaub for sucking it up with our playoff hopes on the line and an injured shoulder. And that is not a phrase I will throw around easily about football players. This better cease all of the heartless/gutless/not a leader talk right in it’s fucking tracks. This is a man who wants to win.
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:12 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Dude!
The whole team just got better when Matt came in.
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Think of the offense as a Jenga tower
Andre is at the bottom, Schaub is the second rung up.
Lose either one of them and the thing comes toppling down.
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, fair enough
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 1:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Schaub makes a huge difference. Loving it.
in other news, VY just threw a pick…finally I catch watch him implode.
by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 1:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I won’t call it imploding against the Colts. He has played well enough that I’ll lay off till at least next week. In other news though, he is still a moron.
by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Brown
scores from around 8 yds out
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 1:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Chris Brown!
Yes, sir.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
haters to brown: do that more, suck balls less.
by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Third Downs
Has anyone else noticed that it seems like David Anderson has stepped up on third downs since OD went out?
by CoogmanSam on Dec 6, 2009 1:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Re: DA
He’s become a bit more of a feature in the third down passing game since OD went down, but DA’s always been pretty solid on third down.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I completely agree. His ability to get open has always seemed underrated to me. He’ll never average 15 YPC but he always seems open on the short to intermediate routes.
by CoogmanSam on Dec 6, 2009 1:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think
The jags let him go to the 1 yd line assuming he would then fumble the ball away…
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 1:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Question
Who is our starting TE today? I dont have it broadcast in my area, just keeping up with it on NFL.com
by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 1:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
James Casey
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dreessen, I Think
But Casey’s been in quite a bit.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
I guess I haven’t seen Dreessen yet on my high-res internet feed
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Need to hold
We got the ball first in the 3rd.
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 1:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
reverse?
oh no…
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Told you it was coming
fucking morons
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by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta catch that ball Frenchy
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Colts
About to score again
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 1:17 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Boy...
Garrard is really picking on Reeves today.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Not Really
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
im confused
what the hell is the name of our safety number 40….?
is it Busing?
Beasing?
every day someone pronounces his name differently
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 1:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Toast
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:18 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
theres jennings
Who from the 4th round on, everyone is like “Y ISNT SMITH PICKING HIM!!!”
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 1:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Really Need A Stop Here
And we’re not gonna get it.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
One thing is for certain...
…the DB position needs a major overhaul this offseason.
by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 1:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'll take a miss here
please
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ah the good old red carpet zone defense
I’d missed you!
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
There is nothing more infuriating to me as a fan than seeing us in zone. It’s inexplicable and plays to absolutely no one’s strengths.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Do you notice
That everytime we pull it out, they ALWAYS pull out the draw/scramble, and it always gets 10-15 yards?
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
and if they make it?
20-7.
Nobody ever comes back from that deficit at halftime…
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Really?
are you being sarcastic or serious?
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
it was last week, man
of course I remember.
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Mental block
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
look to last week
for the answer
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Dec 6, 2009 1:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
remember guys
colts did it…SO CAN WE…
maybe
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 1:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Of course the kicker who was 11-19 on field goals coming in
Nails two 45+ yarders on us.
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
21-3 Colts
If VY makes a comeback from that, Ill lay off him for the rest of the year.
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 1:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It's a weird feeling
Rooting for the Colts.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Think of it in its more natural state...
Rooting against the Tits.
by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 1:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Good point.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We are too far down anyway.
Defense can’t stop them they are scoring at will. Unless defense shuts them out somehow in second half this is over.
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by TexansForever on Dec 6, 2009 1:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Defense is really tired from playing all of the first half
We have to chew up clock and score on every drive next half
by Karsh on Dec 6, 2009 1:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WTF
Why is our defense playing so badly? Does Busing and McCain make that much of a difference?
by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 1:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Busing does
see the first 3 games of the season
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Busing definitely does
It’s like playing with ten men on the field.
by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 1:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
They're exhausted.
Three and outs on every single drive for an entire half will gas your defense. Also, our DBs suck when they’re NOT tired.
by Karsh on Dec 6, 2009 1:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Our secondary has been horrible all year. nothing new here.
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by TexansForever on Dec 6, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If we score on the first posession in the second half...
We got a chance.
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 1:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If we score a td to open the 2nd half
It’s a 20-14 game, I think it’s definitely doable.
by Bryan72076 on Dec 6, 2009 1:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
As long as
We keep Schaub off the ground
by Bryan72076 on Dec 6, 2009 1:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And That Right There
Is the key. The second Schaub leaves the field, it’s over.
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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Guys, the defense has only been on the field for 16 minutes. They’re not tired, they’re just very bad.
by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 1:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bless you for the truth, sir.
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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's only because
of the 6 minute drive in the one possession Schaub was in, the rest of the time it was completely one sided.
by Bryan72076 on Dec 6, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I AGREE...
JUST BECAUSE OUR D GAVE UP A LOT OF POINTS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’VE BEEN ON THE FIELD FOR A LONG TIME. ALSO WE GET THE BALL TO START THE HALF. WE SHOULD BE FRESH ON D FOR THE 2ND HALF
by BdoFiFtY81 on Dec 6, 2009 1:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Is your capslock key broken or something?
by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
funny people..
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son: GO CLEAN UP THE MESS!!!!
mom: i caaaaan’t!
mom: git offa me!
classic.
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by chrisd21 on Dec 6, 2009 1:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
The good news is
The Texans have put in their terrible half for the day. Time for the good guys to show up.
by Karsh on Dec 6, 2009 1:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I was just about to say that
+1
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
They won't
Because God hates us.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
the good guys will show up
and we’ll lose on a 42 yarder missed wide left.
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thoughts from this half
—Schaub is worth nothing but praise.
—Dunta Robinson, well, you know what I’m going to say.
—Frenchy: good on two or three plays, bad on two plays.
—Mario must really be hurt.
—Jack Del Rio is an idiot if he does not throw the ball on EVERY down in the second half. First, second, third and fourth.
—I am off the Kubes bandwagon.
—We seem to run the ball better when Sexy Rexy is back htere. Other than that, he sucks.
—Biz Markee is somehow still amazingly cool after all these years.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Third Quarter Thread Is Up
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

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