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Open Game Day Thread: Houston v. Jacksonville (Third Quarter)

Matt Schaub is like Lazarus. Unfortunately, the Texans secondary is still the Texans secondary.

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Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:34 PM CST reply actions  

New Thread Discipline is a rate stat though

BFD has been more valuable over the course of the season.

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

In other news

Ochocinco is still the man.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 1:34 PM CST reply actions  

kubiak's best decision

kicking off to start the game

by kozanack on Dec 6, 2009 1:35 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

at least 5 possessions

we need a score on the first 2 and a stop.

Or it could get ugly.

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:37 PM CST reply actions  

Rec'd

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

third and 15

should be simple

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

gotta go

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

turk redeems himself

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:41 PM CST reply actions  

Must Hold On This Drive

We aren’t coming back from more than 2 TDs down.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:41 PM CST reply actions  

and a 3 and out

would help the cause tremendously

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

We’ll come back and then do something stupid.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Halftime adjustment

Busing was released

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:43 PM CST reply actions  

Yes, You Did

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

We can sack if we want to...

we can leave your linemen behind
‘cause your line don’t block
and if they don’t block
they’re no line of mine

Safety sack
safety sack
Everything’s out of control

by Karsh on Dec 6, 2009 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Safety?

What is this madness?

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:44 PM CST reply actions  

its called hope

we’ve been here before

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:44 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHSOME

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:44 PM CST reply actions  

yes

u can haz safety

by kozanack on Dec 6, 2009 1:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

we'll miss JJ here

he’s the safety free kick return master

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:45 PM CST reply actions  

apparently

he is here in spirit on that play.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you turk, I’m sorry I said you were sucking horse dong.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:45 PM CST reply actions  

I can't wait to break down the O-Line/D-Line on this one

How in the hell are the Texans continually getting pressure?

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 1:45 PM CST reply actions  

Sorcery?

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

we may not make the playoffs

but we’re gonna lead the NFL in safeties, dammit

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:46 PM CST reply actions  

who the hell is 62?

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:47 PM CST reply actions  

thx

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

i soil myself

every time schaub drops back

by kozanack on Dec 6, 2009 1:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Yup

It was a bit off-putting watching him run as he simultaneously tried to figure out how to go down without reinjuring his shoulder. And then falling on it anyway.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

him running is

off-putting in itself

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Whats going on.

NFL Gamecenter is missing a couple of plays.

DO the Jags have the ball? Did Martienz lose the fumble??

by distant_texans_fan on Dec 6, 2009 1:48 PM CST reply actions  

I’m showing the Jags with the ball, drinving backwards. Apparently cushing just made a couple of plays

by distant_texans_fan on Dec 6, 2009 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Zac Diles and Henderson have switched bodies.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:48 PM CST reply actions  

Good God

This is ridiculous.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

Check Out The First Quarter Thread

I think someone posted a stream or two there.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Stop It, Gus

Dunta Robinson is not a heckuva football player.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

its the only name he knows

he doesn’t study the teams before the games

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

barber?

yay. small victories

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

We really miss quinn and wilson here.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:53 PM CST reply actions  

11+7=

impossible

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

did the announcer just say that

garrard holt and sims-walker are carrying the team?

holt has like 2 catches…Simwalker at the time had 0 catches (just got his first)….announcers here are terrible)

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 1:55 PM CST reply actions  

We're Doomed

Doomed, I tells ya.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:56 PM CST reply actions  

please

don’t pass it

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:56 PM CST reply actions  

at least

the defense has not quit

by kozanack on Dec 6, 2009 1:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

please watch the fake

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:58 PM CST reply actions  

That Was Some Fine Holding

By Pollard there.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:58 PM CST reply actions  

Mario

must be seriously hurt as he seems content to just sped rush

by Draco on Dec 6, 2009 1:58 PM CST reply actions  

Only Down By Two TDs

Amazing.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 1:58 PM CST reply actions  

they really are

almost as hapless as us

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, our RZ offense is allergic to the endzone

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by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 6, 2009 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

The players have to make some plays on the field here. Coaches can only do so much.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 1:58 PM CST reply actions  

Let's....

Get this one…they have let us stay in and it’s time to cash in on some Karma.

by TexanSig on Dec 6, 2009 1:59 PM CST reply actions  

td here

and we’re lined up perfectly for another disappointingly close finish

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

no way Del Rio goes a whole game against us

without faking or onsiding something

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

mjd

on your team, thats just good football.

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

In a rare moment of saying something positive

I think we’ve done well on MJD so far.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Del Rio is a moran

You throw against us on every down. Even fourth and 1 billion. If the Jags lose it is his fault.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

Wonwe will tie the game

They then kick a fg

we drive down and kick a fg. MISS

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 2:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

shotgun

3 wides, throw to the wideouts.

Their secondary is a mess

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

Big Time

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

we have to get a call every once in a while right? I mean we aren’t playing the colts this week.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

nice

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:05 PM CST reply actions  

MMM HMMM

We caught a HUGE break….keep em coming

by TexanSig on Dec 6, 2009 2:05 PM CST reply actions  

gonna need a gift to come back here

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:05 PM CST reply actions  

this is just

ugly football

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

Challenge Coming?

From Kubes?

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

no

it will end up being Colts ball on the 20.

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:07 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Rec

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 6, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

challenge

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

Holy hell

Great catch David!!!!!!!!!!!!

by TexanSig on Dec 6, 2009 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

But Kubes Through The Flag

So it can’t be overturned. I think it’s a rule.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

Threw The Flag

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't worry about it

I just picture this whole thread chugging the whole game.

I’m surprised there aren’t more typos.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter

by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

When you live blog Texans games

 you become very good at drunk typing. You know, with all the practice.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

3rd and 5

after we win the challenge

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Challenge Pending

On a catch by David Anderson.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow. We won one.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:09 PM CST reply actions  

for the first time in history..

jinxy gets one right.

Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
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by chrisd21 on Dec 6, 2009 2:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

It's A Catch!

Congratulations, Gary. You popped your challenge cherry. Four years in.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:09 PM CST reply actions  

And Then

We do nothing with it. Predictable.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

And we do nothing

Time for a pick or fumble

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 2:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Well, that was worthless.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

Holy God!

Fumble! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

WOW!

Holy shit!

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

TD coming

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

ad

always does his job

by kozanack on Dec 6, 2009 2:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Maybe we should have done that in the first half.

It almost worked on “The Waterboy”

Just punt it away on first down and let ST and the D win us the game.

by distant_texans_fan on Dec 6, 2009 2:12 PM CST reply actions  

AllenOU

I believe you called the fumble.

by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 2:12 PM CST reply actions  

run it

we’re going for it

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

3rd and 4....

and we turn to Chris Brown. HORRIBLE play call.

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

Man, Im sorry

But this playcalling is fucking trash!

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

gotta go

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

We're Going For It

Pray.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks, Chris White

You can go home now.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck yeah, Alex Gibbs.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

Wow

How r we even still in this game

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 2:14 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Schaub is chewing White out

And he deserves it

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

Well

Kris made a field goal anyway

by TexanSig on Dec 6, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

It’s all about moral victories with this team.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Fg.....*sigh*......goddamn this team.

Jags and Texans are like 2 friends who go back and forth over who gets the bill.

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

Dear Rick

please release chris white immediately

by Draco on Dec 6, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

It's Like We Shoot Ourselves In The Foot Every Time

Except replace “foot” with “head.”

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

One big reason why I am off the Kubes bandwagon

If it happens once or twice it’s bad luck. It is, however, consistent. Our ability to constantly harm ourselves with stupid, preventable mistakes is neverending.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

regardless of whether its the right call or not

I just don’t see Kubiak as our coach in 2010. At this point.

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah

Which makes me sad.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

we're winning the second half!

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

Fourth Quarter Thread Is Up

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

I think we'll get a heavy dose of

MJD.

Which is good, as long as they don’t throw it, thats our best chance!

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

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