Open Game Day Thread: Houston v. Jacksonville (Fourth Quarter)

Fuck this shit. Fuck this shit in its fucking goat ass. Why on sweet motherfucking earth am I staying up to watch this complete goat-felching bullshit?

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 2:36 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Was That A Suicide Note, TGC?

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions

I am going to drink myself to death

With fucking battery acid.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions

I'm right behind you

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions

we need to get a cruiser

over there, check him out

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions

Rec'd

For “goat-felching”. Ain’t heard anyone use that term in years.

by LedTexan on Dec 6, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions

Chris Brown's shoes

“PAY ME JAGS”

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 2:36 PM CST reply actions 2 recs

rec

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions

What r they gonna try on this drive

Let chris white pass while peeing in his pants

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 2:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs

HA HA

Now thats some funny shit

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions

lol

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 2:38 PM CST up reply actions

Id say we still have a chance

but I know better

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:36 PM CST reply actions

I love that we hold MJD to barely 2 YPC and still lose. Jesus Christ, Texans.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 2:36 PM CST reply actions

In our DEFENSES defense, we are missing GQ and Wilson. The offense? No excuse at this point.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions

AND

Sack Garrard five mothergoatlicking times!

How the fuck do you manage that?

How?

Tell me!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions

At this point

Since I live in Ohio, I feel like I should just start rooting for the Browns. At least I won’t be surprised at embarrassing, horrible losses.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions

The Qatar national falconry team

Is my new team. I love them!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs

Oh, That's A Rec

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions

Can we convert BRB to that sport?

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions

He’s come back from a horrible looking injury only to get planted every other play since, has looked pretty good when he’s had time to throw the ball, but the team just keeps making nuckleheaded plays preventing us from getting back in it.

by Bryan72076 on Dec 6, 2009 2:37 PM CST reply actions

he and AJ deserve better.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 2:38 PM CST up reply actions

AJ deep four times.

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:37 PM CST reply actions

then blitz eleven

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:38 PM CST up reply actions

So who should be the next coach of the Texans?

And don’t say Bill Cowher. He’s not coming.

Any ideas?

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 2:38 PM CST reply actions

I guess I've finally reached that point

All I am doing now is laughing at the teams awful play. What else is left?

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:38 PM CST reply actions

The radioshack conmercial

Is our teams attitude

like flight of the Concorde

just do whatever

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 2:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions

OKAY I'm Back...

I was filling up the the tub to take a bath with a toaster and I heard they went 3 and out…so I came back to watch

by TexanSig on Dec 6, 2009 2:38 PM CST reply actions

need td 2pt conv onside kick plus fg

not like it is over or anything

by kozanack on Dec 6, 2009 2:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions

Totally plausible

Especially with our fantastic playcalling and offense.

Oh wait.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions

AND CHRIS BROWN IS STILL IN THE GAME!

Are you kidding me? WTF?

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:39 PM CST reply actions

HA HA!

He HAS to have some blackmail

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions

they just hate moats for some reason. Burning hate.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions

Only Slaton makes errors

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions

Fuck Chris Brown.

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions

STOP FUCKING FUCKING UP

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 2:39 PM CST reply actions

offensive meltdown

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:39 PM CST reply actions

Ok. Something good is about to happen

Just not on this channel

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 2:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions

Gary

I’m going to miss you. I really am.

But fuck you.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 2:40 PM CST reply actions

At least VY

Keeps failing to just. win. games.

That’s nice.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 2:40 PM CST reply actions

after this game

JAX will have 6 wins.

Chris Brown gave them two wins.

And we have to pay his salary.

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:41 PM CST reply actions

7

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions

go for it

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 2:41 PM CST reply actions

When is Kubiak getting the axe?

It can’t be soon enough.

by TexasGator on Dec 6, 2009 2:41 PM CST reply actions

Oh my god

I literally cannot drink fast enough to handle this game.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 2:41 PM CST reply actions

We're Just Bad

I hate this.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:41 PM CST reply actions

Feels like 2007 again

Decent talent, but not quite there.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions

Biz Markie is still very cool.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 2:41 PM CST reply actions

Is Chris Brown (RB) of Kris Brown (K) in at QB?

by distant_texans_fan on Dec 6, 2009 2:41 PM CST reply actions

it was Chris

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions

JVille has spent the entire half just teeing off on Schaub

I think they’re on blitz number 8 in a row.

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 2:42 PM CST reply actions

10

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter

by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions

11

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter

by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions

12

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions

DA again!

That man is clutch.

by CoogmanSam on Dec 6, 2009 2:42 PM CST reply actions

Fuck Chris Brown.

It’s really all I can say at this point.

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 2:42 PM CST reply actions

and

Fuck Kris Brown, too, while you’re at it.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 2:58 PM CST up reply actions

And they suck us right back in

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 2:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions

Schaub is having a hard time. Fuck

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 2:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions

And then

He throws a beauty like that one. Amazing!

by CoogmanSam on Dec 6, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions

Kevin Walter makes a great catch....oh well.

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 2:44 PM CST reply actions

You Can Almost See

JAC salivating before every snap.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:44 PM CST reply actions

Sucking us in like a fucking Hoover

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 2:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions

I’m calling a missed Kris Brown FG

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 2:44 PM CST reply actions

TD quickly

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:44 PM CST reply actions

Schaub is a warrior. Dude is getting knocked around all over the place and still making plays.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:44 PM CST reply actions

WTF

on nfl.com it says Chris Brown has thrown 7 passes, is this for real?

by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 2:44 PM CST reply actions

no just one

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions

No

Schaub is throwing passes. You can tell because we haven’t committed mass suicide yet.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions

That is what I am seeing too

Is Teh Shaub injured?

by distant_texans_fan on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions

is chris brown really in at QB? or is NFL.com jsut effed up?

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by Kiratomi on Dec 6, 2009 2:44 PM CST reply actions

Regardless of this team's suckitude

Andre Johnson is simply great.

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions

Two Words

Fucking ANDRE!

by LedTexan on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions

ANdre

Is ridiculous

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions

AJ is a beast!!!

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions

Chris brown td

Aj is a beast

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions

horsecollar

saved the tD

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions

AJ

Just. Runs. People Over

by CoogmanSam on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions

Time For A HB Pass

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions

I'm showing

that Chris Brown already has 4 for 9 passes

by distant_texans_fan on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions

his passing line

0-1-0-0-1

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions

1st and Goal

Chris Brown time!

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions

THAT is what we should do at the goal line.

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions

Where's that play been all year?!

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions

Huh

So you throw the ball to Andre Johnson…and it works?

Well…I guess you could do tat.

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions

It's nice of Kubes and Shan to pull out that play in game 12.

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions

Andre Johnson

Deserves so much better than this.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

So do we

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs

Rec'd

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions

AJ TD!!!!!!

we scored on the 1 with chris brown in the game? wow

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions

gotta go for 2

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions

Yes

Yes we do.

by distant_texans_fan on Dec 6, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions

are we going for 2?

by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions

Yes

But we failed.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions

Yahoo GameChannel has C. Brown as QB WTH?!

by RocketsAstros on Dec 6, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions

Because He Threw A Pass

And got picked off.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions

I really thought we'd get it

and set up a Kris Brown FG for the tie…

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions

Why The FUCK!

Was Chris Brown’s # called onthe 2 pt conversion?

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions

How is he even in the game

Is the bigger question

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions

This

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions

Because it's the Texans

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions

How does he still have a job?

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions

so yeh i’m just sitting here cursing that pass so much.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 2:47 PM CST reply actions

y to brown

toss up to aj he catches everything

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 2:47 PM CST reply actions

TD to win it.

We can do that. Just need to stop the Jags

by distant_texans_fan on Dec 6, 2009 2:47 PM CST reply actions

Playcalling.

Sucks.

by Jordann on Dec 6, 2009 2:47 PM CST reply actions

yahoo

messes up whenever a trick play happens…they dont know what trick plays are…they just assume brown is still the QB

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 2:47 PM CST reply actions

David Carr did it.

So why can’t Schaub win it with a last minute TD?

by Jordann on Dec 6, 2009 2:48 PM CST reply actions

There's So Much To Hate

And so little to love.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:48 PM CST reply actions

Schuab. AJ. Yep.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions

i got faith in our defense...

we got this one guys

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 2:48 PM CST reply actions

Pick-6 time?

For us, that is. Aren’t we overdue?

by LedTexan on Dec 6, 2009 2:48 PM CST reply actions

no

we’ve had too much good luck in this game already

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions

and if they pass once

they should be shot

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions

onside kick?

by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 2:48 PM CST reply actions

So what niw

Barber pick 6

Cushing pick

okoye forced fumble

mjd pick to pollard

garard split like a fucking red river shootout by cushing

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 2:48 PM CST via mobile reply actions

how about this

Busing misses a tackle and the Jags score on a long play.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions

That's more like it!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions

I'm kind of glad I'm watching this game alone

because I am stinking drunk and fuming mad.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 2:50 PM CST up reply actions

cushing time

please!

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions

Onside anyone?

by Jordann on Dec 6, 2009 2:48 PM CST reply actions

My lame jokes to

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 2:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions

Now For The Fun That Is

Kubiak’s end-of-game clock management.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:49 PM CST reply actions

My lame jokes to go with the playcalling

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 2:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions

I'm willing to keep Kubes...

IF Chris Brown is cut by tomorrow morning.

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 2:49 PM CST reply actions

pollard and cushing

have been beasts today…

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 2:49 PM CST reply actions

Quick question

Why do we do this to ourselves?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 2:50 PM CST reply actions

Awesome Sig

To answer your question, I have no idea.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:50 PM CST up reply actions

FUCKING TACKLE!!!!

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:50 PM CST reply actions

FUCKERS!!!

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:50 PM CST reply actions

flashback to week 3.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 2:50 PM CST reply actions

ryans

his 2nd BIG missed tackle today

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 2:50 PM CST reply actions

Parent: "Your uncle just called, Grandpa is in the hospital."

Me: “I didn’t know he was a Texans fan.”

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 2:50 PM CST reply actions

being a texans fan

chugging listerine because you are out of beer, and you want the pain to stop. then forcing yourself topuke when it looks like there is hope

by kozanack on Dec 6, 2009 2:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions

Not to make excuse for Dunta

But he was totally held on that play.

by LedTexan on Dec 6, 2009 2:51 PM CST reply actions

J'Ville running game

Have they gained yards on anything but a draw?

by CoogmanSam on Dec 6, 2009 2:51 PM CST reply actions

Now that it's important?

Yes.

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions

And there goes that thought….

by CoogmanSam on Dec 6, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions

God, can no one tackle?

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 2:52 PM CST reply actions

Our Inability To Make A Stop

Is mind-blowing.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:52 PM CST reply actions

at least

the last three games got us ready for this disaster

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:53 PM CST up reply actions

Everyone knows whats coming

ANd he just trots it for a first down. TWICE!

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:52 PM CST reply actions

Awesome

We contain MJD until it might actually matter, and then we shit the bed.

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 2:53 PM CST reply actions

This is so Houston Texan football

And it blows my mind

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 2:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions

son of a assclown

I can take this shit anymore. Why cant we convincingly win a game?

by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 2:53 PM CST reply actions

I would take a close WIN

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:55 PM CST up reply actions

Oh good, a Chris Brown montage

You know, we haven’t been tortured enough today.

Can we get some David Carr highlights too?

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 2:54 PM CST reply actions

We all

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 2:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions

1st down Jags.

Game.

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 2:54 PM CST reply actions

I feel like a complete jackass for defending kubes.

by nolander on Dec 6, 2009 2:55 PM CST reply actions

More understandable

Than the people who defended Carr

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:55 PM CST up reply actions

Yep.

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 2:55 PM CST up reply actions

I like Kubes

I’m going to put up a fanpost with my thoughts. In short, I am truly sad that, for business reasons, he must be killed.

He will be missed.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 6, 2009 2:56 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah

by cubic on Dec 6, 2009 2:56 PM CST up reply actions

5-7 here we are

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 2:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions

And That Is Game

The defense can’t stop the opposition when it matters. Ever. In 8 years.

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by Tim on Dec 6, 2009 2:55 PM CST reply actions

The Houston Texans....just find new ways to lose.

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 2:55 PM CST reply actions

Dammit

Kubes is gone. This season is over.

by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 2:55 PM CST reply actions

take a knee

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:55 PM CST reply actions

Lubes should gone on monday

That’s his new nickname

cause he is lube to other teams

by AllenOU on Dec 6, 2009 2:56 PM CST via mobile reply actions

for our anal ass kicking we receive each week.

by Jahon on Dec 6, 2009 2:56 PM CST up reply actions

SMH

One heck a hangover tomorrow.

by Jordann on Dec 6, 2009 2:56 PM CST reply actions

It just took me about 3 minutes

To remember the last win we had.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:56 PM CST reply actions

that makes me sad

but it totally took me a minute

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Dec 6, 2009 2:56 PM CST up reply actions

when was it...?

oakland?

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions

Chris Brown needs to be out of a job ASAP.

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 2:56 PM CST reply actions

I've got a new job for him

He can help carry Kubiak’s bags to the airport.

Then when he fumbles no one will give a fuck

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by riversmccown on Dec 6, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

1-5 in the division

and 0-4 in crunch time

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Dec 6, 2009 2:56 PM CST reply actions

we still got this...

……

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 6, 2009 2:56 PM CST reply actions

Of course, everyone else that matters is losing....

….this team SHOULD have been in the playoffs and that’s what makes this sickening. Fuck Chris Brown, Fuck Dunta, and Fuck Kris Brown.

by TexansDC on Dec 6, 2009 2:58 PM CST reply actions

1-5 within the division is unacceptable.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 6, 2009 2:59 PM CST reply actions

bye bye kubiak

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Dec 6, 2009 2:59 PM CST up reply actions