Ask Field Gulls Questions
You have Seahawks questions; I have Seahawks knowledge and little else.
To kick this off, I'll answer some FAQs:
Will the timezone change affect the Seahawks?
Evidence does not support that team's suffer from a change in timezone, and so I am not worried about that. Seattle has played poorly on the road because it has played teams that are better than it.
Will Mike Holmgren be hired to replace general manager Tim Ruskell?
Most rational Seahawks fans do not want Seattle to rehire Mike Holmgren. Rational Seahawks fans are more mixed about departing general manager Tim Ruskell. He made many smart decisions, but screwed the pooch a few times too.
Who is a Seahawks player that Texans fans should watch out for?
The player you should look out for is Nick Reed: Seventh round pick out of Oregon that tore up the preseason. Kid just knows how to play football. Seattle uses him as a pass rusher late in quarters. He tears through men and leaves only their soul to grieve. Against the Cowboys, Flozell tried to trip my man and Reed hurtled him, stripped-sacked Romo and ran it back for a score. Dude is 240lbs of physical justice. He once challenged a bear to arm wrestle. And won.
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Which was after Brandon Mebane brought him to the ground with his arms tied behind his back.
Look out for him too. He can be nasty.
by killacamkilla2 on Dec 9, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
I saw a Nick Reed highlight
Where he jumped the left tackle and broke the QB’s body in half. He then proceeded to take the QB’s spine and pick out random organs, roasted them over a flame to create a tasty QB kebab.
He’s that mean.
ME! BANE!
Yeah those pussy UCLA QBs are fragile.
He didn’t get flagged because Reed already crippled the refs by breathing on them. There were no penalties called the rest of the way.
To my knowledge after Nick Reed recovered the fumble last week, he ate it.
ME! BANE!
Nick Reed drinks Patrick Willis' blood for breakfast.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Whoa
Does that turn Nick Reed into a 15-headed flying albatross? I mean, seahawk?
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
No he's not. Nick Reed is the new Nick Reed.
ME! BANE!
by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2009 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
Nick Reed is the new black!
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
BLASPHEMY!
Only Patrick WIllis could be the new Patrick Willis. How dare you!
Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".
Ridiculous Question, BFD
You know no one compares to Patrick Willis. Not even Jesus.
Yes, Field Gulls patrons…we too have been subjected to the deification of Patrick Willis by Niners fans, thanks to our game against them earlier this season.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Oh man we just have had the most amazing discussions about willis with 49er fans. According to them he is not only the reason why our screen game wouldn’t work against them(which it did) but somehow as a LB he would negate our play action fake. It was epic.
Niner fans are convinced that Willis is the second coming.
It's Great to be a Florida Gator!
"I never met a llama I didn't like." - TJ Duckett
All I want for Christmas is Joe Haden, Eric Berry, and Nandamukong Suh in Seahawks blue.
by Wayward Llama on Dec 10, 2009 4:24 AM CST up reply actions
Unless they're Jewish
so Willis would be the first coming
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
What happened with the whole 12th Man deal with Texas A&M?
Ok, not really.
On a more serious note…Justin Forsett seems to be a much better running back than Julius Jones, but JJ gets more carries. It’s a familiar scenario here in houston with Ryan Moats and he-who-shall-not-be-named. So, what’s the fans’ take on Forsett v Jones?
Jones has a bad reputation
Forsett is the young beloved back. Forsett is probably the better rusher, but Jones is the better blocker and receiver. Only marginally better at receiver. Forsett has fumbled four times in ~100 touches and is banged up. The two should split carries, with Forsett getting the lesser share—for now.
Why does it take TWO DAYS to join Field Gulls?
Also, what is a a Seahawk?
Do they bite?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
If the Internet had its way, this would be Seattle's real nickname and logo:

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Our mascot's name is Taima.

He’s an Auger Hawk, which is about as close as you can get.
It's Great to be a Florida Gator!
"I never met a llama I didn't like." - TJ Duckett
All I want for Christmas is Joe Haden, Eric Berry, and Nandamukong Suh in Seahawks blue.
by Wayward Llama on Dec 10, 2009 4:29 AM CST up reply actions
I know injuries have kind of plagued this team since the NFC Title run...
…so how banged up are the Seahawks?
Oh, and on a less serious note, how did the fan base receive those day-glo green alternate jerseys?
Bummer.
I wanted them, but not in that particular style…
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 10, 2009 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
I agree
To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.
by TexasHoosier on Dec 9, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
That's why I loved them.
They were loud, obnoxious and a little offensive….it was as if my personality had suddenly taken life in jersey form.
The day-glo green jerseys were very controversial.
Opinions tended to range to either extreme. Some people, like me, thought they were totally awesome; others thought they were the most ugly jerseys they’d ever seen.
The Seahawks right now are fairly healthy. Nothing like earlier this season and 2008. Their HOF LT is IR’d and probably done, Hasselbeck has been playing with injured ribs for awhile, and pro bowl MLB Lofa Tatupu is of course IR’d.
I thought they were hideous until I saw them on-field.
They were pretty awesome. RIP
It's Great to be a Florida Gator!
"I never met a llama I didn't like." - TJ Duckett
All I want for Christmas is Joe Haden, Eric Berry, and Nandamukong Suh in Seahawks blue.
by Wayward Llama on Dec 10, 2009 4:31 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, well...
some people still claim that the Bucs’ creamsicle unis are horrid.
Bottom line… People are wrong. Those are the finest unis ever donned.
No shit, chet.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
I am hopeful when we play them this year
both teams will dawn original jerseys. Seems possible since we did come into the league together.
I yearn for the silver helmet…
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 11, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
The Bucs old jerseys are the best things ever.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 12, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
The Hawks are pretty damned healthy now
With the exception of two starters on IR: staring ILB Lofa Tatupu and LT Walter Jones. Jones is likely done.
Forsett tweaked his quad days before the 9ers game and thus took limited snaps. I’m hoping he’s 100% or close to it for the Houston game. Other than that, everyone’s dandy!
Personally: I loved the lime green jerseys. If my blue Carlson jersey wasn’t covered in autographs, I would have immediately bought one. Most of my friends utterly HATE them, though.
The demise of the Broncos in '09 is our future. Pray hard.
I suspect that the neon-green unis were a half-baked attempt at cross-promoting the Seahawks and Seattle Sounders, the new MSL team.
I thought they were an abomination to mankind, but some fans like them, so whatever. Personally, if I never see those unis again, I will die a happy man.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
The jerseys were glorious.
The team was banged up beyond all reasonable expectations. We were on our 4th string LT at one point. Now we are recovering, our O-Line is basically back in action. We are really only missing Lofa Tatupu and Walter Jones, and Walter Jones was never terribly likely to play.
I loved the concept...
hated the outcome. It wasn’t green enough… I wanted green pants too… if you are gonna do it, DO IT. Don’t pussyfoot around with a half-assed attempt at being obnoxious.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 10, 2009 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
The blue sleeves made no fucking sense whatsoever.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
They're fugly
but I admit, it would have been interesting if we had worn them against the Bucs in their popsicle orange throwbacks.
HDTVs all around the country would combust if that happened.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Everybody watching the game would have a seizure.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
They could dim the lights and turn on the strobes just for effect. That game would be ridonkulous.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Dec 10, 2009 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
I'll make sure to drop some LSD before watching it.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Thanks For Stopping By, John & Co.
If you were game-planning against the Seahawks, what/who are the three areas/players you’d attack and why?
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I'd aggressively defend
the screen and the short/mid range pass.
You don’t need to pressure Matt. If you clog the secondary with linebackers, he typically checks down or throws the ball away.
Thus far, he’s been very unwilling to pass into coverage.
The demise of the Broncos in '09 is our future. Pray hard.
Attack the safeties. Our secondary as a hole is pretty weak
and our rush D is pretty good. If you can sit on our mid range pass, and stop our run, our offense is pretty screwed too.
I'll give this a shot
1.) Kelly Jennings. You know how you guys hate Dunta Robinson? Well Jennings is worse than that. Just 1 INT in his entire career…Darryl Tapp (our 5th year DE) has more career INTs than 4th year Kelly Jennings. I do expect Seattle to neutralize Houston’s passing game with nickel and dime sets. Jennings can’t cover anyone man-to-man and is easy to push around.
2.) Zone defense. Our zone D is atrocious.
3.) Whatever Nick just said as I typed this comment.
ME! BANE!
Lemme Get This Straight...
You have a ridiculously overrated CB you hate. We do too. Your zone defense is a joke. Ours is too. You know a dude named Nick who types stuff. So do I.
Doppelganger!
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We got rid of Brian Russell
Jennings is next, hopefully.
Also, whyTF did you guys pick up Russell?!?!?! Sweet Jesus, he’s awful
The demise of the Broncos in '09 is our future. Pray hard.
Re: Why Did You Guys Pick Up Russell?
I don’t know. Meth?
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White man hustle.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Gif time! (You may want to collapse this post if you're running on a slower internet connection)






I am so very sorry he’s your problem now.
by BrianL on Dec 9, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Too bad you won't see him
More than likely you’ll see Dominique Barber or Busing at FS, & Russell will probably be inactive
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
Be warned that if he is active the offensive gameplan will consist entirely of
“Run Forsett right at Russell.”
Problem is you'll run right into Pollard
Ask Tom Brady how that went
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
LOVE Pollard.
Wanted us to sign him…
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 10, 2009 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
Character concerns.
Talent be damned.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 12, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Pollard? Hah it was all bullshit. The people with bad character were Haley and his assclown of a GM friend who bad mouthed Pollard to everyone. Thankfully he got Herm Edwards to put in a good word, and our secondary coach coached him last year.
Yeah, I was disappointed we didn't pick Pollard up.
Jordan Babineaux has come on strong of late but Deon Grant seems so inconsistent now…
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 12, 2009 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
And Keary Colbert was awful.
Holmgren abandoned the run in the 2nd quarter. Pissed me off.
ME! BANE!
He has something incriminating on Kubiak & McNair
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
So I'm just taking a guess here
But you say Fuck Jennings as much as we say Fuck Dunta, right?
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
As for Dunta
We just can’t get him off the field cause everyone else behind Glover Quin is just as bad as him, just not as highly paid
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
Wouldn't Reeves be ahead of Glover Quin?
so he doesn’t qualify, & the Texans play a lot of nickel, therefor we can’t keep Dunta off the field
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
Don't Forget
That Dunta forgot how to tackle. Used to be his best trait, and it’s gone (on balance) now.
He lost a step after the horrific injury he suffered back in 11/07, which is to be expected. Problem is that he tried to negotiate a contract through the media as though he hadn’t.
Dunta won’t be back next year.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
If Dunta's Starting At CB For The Texans Next Year
I quit life.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Dec 9, 2009 11:02 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Can I have your stuff?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Dec 10, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
Jennings doesn't know how to tackle either
He’s at least gotten rid of blindly playing the man instead of the ball, resulting in umpteen illegal contacts and PIs.
ME! BANE!
HAH that sounds kind of like Reeves, except he doesn’t get that many penalties. He usually just runs right with the guy the whole way and forgets that he needs to stop them from catching the ball when it gets there.
Jennings can stay with his man, but that's about it.
Right now he’s a liability if someone’s running right at him and he has a very hard time playing the ball.
I can't forgive him for falling down by himself
Giving up a wide open TD to Antonio Bryant last year.
ME! BANE!
He makes too many mistakes
He’s nowhere near what he was before his ACL tear
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
In addition to what everyone else says
He has like 8 or 9 PI penalties already this year. If you can’t beat em, cheat.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Dec 13, 2009 3:13 AM CST up reply actions
Quin moves to the nickelback in the nickel package
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
He's not that bad.
He’s pretty decent coverage. He’s just absolutely horrible at ball skills. Which, well, more then destroys any good attributes he has.
He's not overrated. Jennings has sucked just about forever
But ever since we signed Ken Lucas his role has been reduced about as much as you can get without cutting him.
I expect Jennings to be gone at season’s end.
ME! BANE!
Not really overrated. He was decent in '07, but has turned into a black hole of suck ever since then.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
We have no ridiculously overrated CB's.
Some Hawks fans think a little too highly of Marcus Trufant, who is an average corner who has fallen off a bit after being injured. Josh Wilson is our best corner…he’s decent. Kelly Jennings is terrible, Ken Lucas is injured.
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"I never met a llama I didn't like." - TJ Duckett
All I want for Christmas is Joe Haden, Eric Berry, and Nandamukong Suh in Seahawks blue.
by Wayward Llama on Dec 10, 2009 4:34 AM CST up reply actions
Profootballfocus's stats/rankings are the wackiest I've ever seen
Last time I checked there, John Carlson was somehow the worst TE in the NFL.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 9, 2009 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, they must be correct then.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 10, 2009 12:44 AM CST up reply actions
It's not even funny anymore. It feels like he is rooting for Curry to fail.
ME! BANE!
by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2009 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
Speaking of Curry.
How is he doing with yall?
I kinda wanted the Texans to draft him. But in Smithiak I trust.
I don't like to talk about it
He wasn’t a need for us but he was the “safest pick” in the draft and he trades exciting plays (like blowing Steven Jackson up on opening day and getting a crucial sack on Jay Cutler that led to a fumble) with whiffs.
I like him. He’s having bumps but I didn’t expect instantaneous Pro Bowl-like stuff.
ME! BANE!
by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2009 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
Cushing has been way better.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 10, 2009 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
Yes. Yes he has. Although I think Clay Matthews is right up there too.
ME! BANE!
by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2009 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
Matthews, yeah, but he's a 3-4 OLB.
I’m surprised he can rush the passer that well. He was in the backfield all night against Baltimore.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 10, 2009 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
Every Matthews plays football well
ME! BANE!
by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2009 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
Even Dave.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 10, 2009 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
He's taking his rookie lumps, but is not the epic fail that Fearless thinks he is.
This is a thing with Fearless. Don’t engage him on it.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Yeah, don't.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 12, 2009 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
Damn.
Justin Forsett is the 6th best RB. Has anyone thought to ask Mora why he’s not getting more carries?
by Mind of no mind on Dec 10, 2009 12:45 AM CST up reply actions
Must be the quad injury.
If not, we have a pretty stubborn coaching staff. But Mora said Force would be getting more carries so I’ll take him at his word.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 10, 2009 12:46 AM CST up reply actions
There's a lot of hate against Jennings.
Yup. I guess he is as bad as Dunta and Reeves (before the head swivel transplant) combined.
Kelly Jennings is frustrating because it looks like he's never out of position.
But gives up the reception anyway.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 10, 2009 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
I'd single cover everything deep and take my chances...
Matt can’t throw more than 20 yards without losing all zip these days, and teams are stacking up near the line.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 10, 2009 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
The Seahawks aren't too bad at the moment.
But they were earlier on in the season and those injuries have continued to affect some of the players on the field.
The fan base seems to be polarized but I find the jerseys ridiculous.
They aren't bad but I expect the Texans to win handily.
Seattle has not beat a halfway decent team on the road since 2006.
we someday aspire
to be halfway decent at home.
Should be a good game.
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
For a minute I thought you were a Texans fan
Then I realized that there is no way a Texans fan would be so optimistic after the last few weeks.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 10, 2009 2:28 AM CST up reply actions
lol what makes you think we are halfway decent?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Dec 10, 2009 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Andre Johnson, Matt Schaub.
I’m sold.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 12, 2009 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
How will we lose this week?
Imagination counts.
Thanks for joining us!
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
Nick Reed will intercept a pass, fumble the ball just for kicks, then run back the fumble 80 yards for a score.
He will then kick the extra point and recover his own onside kick.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
He will make sure it takes 60 minutes to do so.
Final score: 7-0 Seahawks.
by SeaTownBlueDevil on Dec 10, 2009 6:34 AM CST up reply actions
Okay, so here's a question for Texans fans:
How is Amobi Okoye looking so far? I was a huge fan of him coming out of college, and he’s still insanely young for an NFL player. Is he living up to his hype, or still learning the game, or just completely in over his head right now?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I'm a fan as well. It blows my mind that he was the same age as me, playing his
first NFL season at age 20. From looking at stats alone, it looks like he’s tailed off a bit. Insights, Texans’ fans?
You know you're getting old when the hotshot sports stars are younger than you are.
I’m only 22 and I got that feeling when Greg Oden got hyped up at Ohio St. The dude is younger than me and he looks like he’s 40, and could twist my body into a pretzel. That’s just not right.
(Too bad Oden can’t stay healthy to save his life.)
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Dude.
You’re not getting old at age 22.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 10, 2009 2:29 AM CST up reply actions
But it does feel like it.
You see rookies that are younger than you signing multi million contracts and it makes you wonder “What the fuck have I been doing for the past ten years of my life?”
Just wait...
the hard part is watching stars younger than you RETIRE.
Or watching a guy who was your hero in 7th grade as a rookie, Ken Griffey Jr,, play out his last years as an old man with your club…
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 10, 2009 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
Correction: An old man who tickles people almost half his age.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
He has his flashes
But he still has a lot to learn. Not having a reliable NT next to him does hurt him a bit, but hopefully we can fix that next season. Also it depends on if he lines up next to Mario or Antonio Smith. If the Texans show you a front 4 of Mario, Okoye, Smith, & Barwin, then you might want to be worried.
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
Young Amobi Okoye
I’m a fan of his. Partially cause the guy was a 15 year old freshman.
He’s improved. We definitely see him more in the plays. I think his breakout year is next year because physically he’s now on par with his peers, but I think this year has made people hold off on labeling him as a bust or stud. Particaularly since he plays the DT and success at a young age is rare.
Seems like everyone is giving him the benefit of the doubt due to his age.
Which is fine, the dude is still so young, and has a unique backstory (he graduated college at what, 18?).
I’m really rooting for him (and Mario). If he gets good pressure on Matt Sunday the Hawks will be in trouble.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I dunno about everyone...
but with me the thing is, he was 19, 20 playing in the NFL. I try to imagine being that age, going against grown men while adapating to being a NFL player. I also thought back to him….as a 18, 19 year old senior he played well. His body was on par with his peers. I feel like up until now, you had to wait because he’s now the same age as normal NFL rookies.
I liken him to a HS basketball player making the jump. It takes a while to physically get there.
Yeah, I can't imagine what it's like being in his shoes.
Facing up against professional millionaire athletes before you’re even old enough to drink. I find it a fascinating story myself, and really, really hope he pans out for you guys. Because he is awesome.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Re: Amobi
After a very solid rookie season, Amobi regressed last year. This year, he’s quietly put together a fine season. We’re all still hoping the Texans finally draft/sign a legitimate planetoid DT to line up next to him so Amobi can be all that he can be.
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He's a little above average
No great shakes, but a decent non-NT DT.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Dec 13, 2009 3:17 AM CST up reply actions
Another question
What do you guys like about your team? What do they do well…who plays well…what keeps you guys from optimistic about the Seahawks?
The Seahawks are at an interesting crossroads right now.
The offense that Holmgren built, that dominated from ‘02-’07, is now old and not-so-efficient. Hasselbeck in particular is showing his age as Captain Checkdown. The unit needs an infusion of youth, and the question on what QB of the future we need is currently one of the most heated debates at Field Gulls.
The defense, on the other hand, seems to be going places. They still make mistakes, but it’s still a very young and talented unit. Brandon Mebane, Josh Wilson, Aaron Curry, LeRoy Hill, Marcus Trufant and Lofa Tatupu are legitimate cornerstones to build around. There’s real talent there, I’m willing to be patient with them.
The Hawks are in transition mode, that much is sure. I’m both nervous and excited to see what direction the new GM (whoever he is) takes them.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Another thing to keep in mind is that both the offense and defense are learning new schemes under the new staff.
It’s been a transitioning year, but there have been encouraging signs. The offense is going to need work, though.
I overlooked that.
Greg Knapp’s zone-blocking scheme has a big learning curve, and with all the injuries we’ve suffered at O-Line, there hasn’t been the continuity necessary to learn the scheme.
People who are calling for Mora and Knapp’s head are foolish. It takes time to learn these schemes, and find the personnel that fit those schemes. I pray that whoever the new GM is doesn’t dump them immediately.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I think they would go for Jake Locker
Try to keep him in Washington
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
Personally
I think Locker would be best served to go back to school. Especially with the depth of this QB class. Plus, UW probably wins at least 7 if he returns.
Good point
This year is a deep QB class, so it might not be that hard to find a replacement, maybe even find a late round steal
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by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
If he waits one year...
UW goes bowling, he gets another year to develop, and he is a 1st round pick.
This class is loaded. Pike’s projected 2nd-3rd round….a guy like McCoy is 1st-2nd……even Dan LeFevour is a 4th rounder. Good year to be QB shopping.
Maybe the Texans can find a decent backup QB in this next draft
But that has to be at least 5th round or later in priority
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by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
Why would we do that.....we have.....
THE SEX CANNON!

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by TexansForever on Dec 10, 2009 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
If this pic were of Jay Cutler I'd have pissed my pants on sight.
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by JamMasterJesus on Dec 10, 2009 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
No way. Rex Grossman is probably the worst QB in the NFL.
Jay Cutler is damn decent. When your run game is easily stopped by the opponents front seven it’s very easy to make the quarterback look bad.
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by JamMasterJesus on Dec 10, 2009 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
I actually didn't know that was part of the problem, but that's even more comforting (I like Jay Cutler)
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by JamMasterJesus on Dec 10, 2009 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
We have no run game
And Schaub is having an awesome season. He is way underrated imo.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2009 5:01 AM CST up reply actions
Speaking of that...
WTF happened to Steve Slaton? Only 437 rushing yards, plus the fumble-itis….was he carrying higher? Was he avoiding contact instead of fighting for the yards?
He wasn’t avoiding contact, but he doesn’t seem to have the same burst. In addition, our interior line sucks donkeys at run blocking this year.
I don't usually cite the Comicle...
…but one writer (Solomon) attributes the slower Slaton to his “10 pound” weight gain over last offseason.
Which is probably not as big a factor as Somomon is trying to play up. No holes means burst doesn’t matter.
That is true.
But I do think that Slaton putting on the 10-15 pounds probably wasn’t the best move for him since he was a player who depended on his speed and change of direction.
The Chron said today
that Slaton is going to lose the weight in the offseason, so I guess that makes it official that it was a bad decision.
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by TexasHoosier on Dec 11, 2009 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
You mean the solomon article that I referenced? I agree it was a bad decision, but I just think it was less of a factor then losing Pitts and Briesel.
Yeah thats the one
I thought you were referencing one from a while ago. I had always believed his weight gain was a bad idea and thought there was an earlier article that said the same.
Losing Pitts and Briesel was a big factor, but the running game was struggling when they were both in at the beginning of the season.
"Every time you turn on ESPN you see Bama" - Earl Thomas' answer when asked what excites him most about the National Championship.
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by TexasHoosier on Dec 11, 2009 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
Well we played the Jets with Jenkins and then the Tits before Pitts went out. They have pretty good run defenses right?
Currently the Jets are 17th in rushing ypg allowed
and the Tits are 8th. Even with those good defenses we were still way below what they average giving up and our YPC was absolutely horrible.
vs. NYJ: 13 rush for 38 yds
vs Ten: 29 rush for 63 yds
For it to be that bad there has to be blame on both the O Line and the RBs
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by TexasHoosier on Dec 11, 2009 6:47 PM CST up reply actions
true
but a ypc of 2.9 is horrible even with Jenkins in
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by TexasHoosier on Dec 11, 2009 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
*shrug*
The were a top 5 defense with him last year, and tanked as soon as he got injured last year. He might be the best NT in football. But yes, 2.9 is asstastic either way. We need to upgrade at interior line and at RB #2. Having a guy to split carries with Slaton next year will be even more important if he is going to slim back down.
Another alternative suggestion
Tony Pike from Cincinnati?
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
Pike is a good QB
Came back from a shoulder injury to his throwing arm, & threw for 500 yards his first game back. He has the potential to make it in the NFL.
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
I really, really wish Locker would stay another year in Sarkisian's pro offense.
His talent is incredible, but God knows he needs work on the pro-style technique.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I don't care, I want Locker and I want him now :3
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 9, 2009 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
So you would have UW go back into the tank for a Seahawks to take an underprepared QB?
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by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 11:45 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, fuck that.
I want to see Locker in a bowl game before I see him in an NFL uniform.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Ordinarily, I would want Locker to stay.
But I thought the NFL was going to address that rookie contract thing soon, and I keep worrying that Locker might go the way of Cody Pickett by staying another year.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 10, 2009 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
Except Locker is the best prospect combine-wise of all the QB's...
But regardless, I’m leaning more and more toward Jason Campbell as our next QB. I would rather take a retread than blow a high first rounder on a guy who fails in the NFL.
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by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 10, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
I'm down with Jason Campbell,
but only if we are guaranteed to cut him within 2 seasons while a real franchise QB sits on the bench because there isn’t much point in trying polish crap into gold or however that saying goes.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 12, 2009 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
His transition from one awful offensive line to a crippled/mediocre offensive line will be seamless!
ME! BANE!
by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2009 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
White man hustle.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 10, 2009 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
We like that kind of thing. That's why we keep Terrill and Kerney.
ME! BANE!
by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2009 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
I thought I was hallucinating but I swear I saw Terrill playing the nose during the nickel alignments.
And during 3rd and shorts the DTs would be Cole and Terrill. I mean seriously, wtf?
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 10, 2009 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
When Ruskell was here there was a decent chance Campbell would have been our next QB
Thats still possible but without knowing who the next GM is it’s impossible to say one way or the other. As far as the draft goes Colt McCoy probably fits Knapp’s system the best.
Lots of Seahawk fans and local media think Holmgren will be the next GM. While he’ll probably be a candidate theres nothing to show that the Hawks are favoring him right now. I think we’re still a ways off from being able to talk with much confidence about GM candidates.
Too bad you probably won't get Colt McCoy
Rams probably will take him with their first pick
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by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 11:58 PM CST up reply actions
I hear the Rams may take
Suh. Or Bradford.
Colt’s not rumored to go before Bradford or Clausen. Colt is definitely looking like a late 1st round/early 2nd round guy.
If he wins the NC & puts up good numbers, then looks great in the combine, he'll be the first QB taken
Clausen is the #2 QB in the draft & Bradford coming off a shoulder injury has his draft stock plummeting & he’ll be a late 1st/early 2nd Rd pick
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by The Night Owl on Dec 10, 2009 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
McCoy?
I think he’ll easily be available in the mid-teens, where I expect Seattle to pick. Assuming nothing drastically changes, I’d expect Clausen, Bradford, and maybe Locker (should he declare) to go before him.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 10, 2009 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
There's no way in hell Bradford goes ahead of McCoy coming off a shoulder injury
I’ll bet a bottle of Jonnie Walker Blue on that
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by The Night Owl on Dec 10, 2009 12:05 AM CST up reply actions
I'll take you on that.
I’m not a Bradford fan but that injury will probably be healed at the combine, and I’m sure some team that needs a QB will draft him early because he was probably going to be the #1 overall pick had he declared last season.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 10, 2009 12:07 AM CST up reply actions
He would have been the #1 pick last year. He damaged that spot by screwing up his shoulder
Maybe Clausen would go ahead of McCoy, but scouts would be worried about not one, but two shoulder injuries
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by The Night Owl on Dec 10, 2009 12:10 AM CST up reply actions
Prefer the Gold myself...
But Blue is damn fine.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 10, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
I can help
I’d like to volunteer to hold onto that bottle of Blue. To keep it safe. Of course.
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
I'll let the liquor store hold onto it
they’re impartial
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by The Night Owl on Dec 10, 2009 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
True
How can you NOT trust a guy who calls himself “bigfatdrunk” with a bottle of alcohol?
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
Cause the bottle would be gone if we lost to Seattle or St. Louis
I need that bottle to last until the NFL Draft
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 10, 2009 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
Don't you worry
As long as it’s not Zima, it won’t be touched.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2009 5:02 AM CST up reply actions
I'm sorry, but I need that bottle for the draft
I can’t see that bottle lasting long if we act like the Steelers & lose our 5th game in a row. Even more so if we lose 6 & give the Rams the #2 pick by virtue of their second win. No way in hell that bottle is around if we get beat by the Dolphins cause we’ll start our postgame drinking binge for the Patriots game during the Dolphins postgame, cause there’s no way we’re beating a pissed off Belicheat.
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2009 12:39 AM CST up reply actions
Here's a draft suggestion for you Seahawks fans
Take Dez Bryant first, & grab Tony Pike in the second
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by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 11:59 PM CST up reply actions
Who did the second 1st Rd pick come from
That’ll be a big advantage, but that depends where that second pick in the first would be at
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by The Night Owl on Dec 10, 2009 12:13 AM CST up reply actions
Their 2nd pick comes from Denver.
The mock draft I saw last had them taking Dez Bryant and Carlos Dunlap.
Well at the pace Denver is on, you still wont get McCoy, but you might be able to get Bradford
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by The Night Owl on Dec 10, 2009 12:18 AM CST up reply actions
Theres a very good chance that McCoy is available in the second round
There could be as many as four quarterbacks taken ahead of him and quarterbacks with arm strength issues tend to drop anyways.
What four QBs?
I can only see Clausen ahead of McCoy. Bradford is coming off of two shoulder injuries, Tebow has too many questions about his arm, any other QB would be taken in the second round. McCoy’s greatest strength is his accuracy. There’s not another QB that averaged a 70% accuracy.
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 10, 2009 12:26 AM CST up reply actions
Clausen, Locker, Bradford and Canfield could all go ahead of him
As long as Bradford throws well at the combine his stock shouldn’t be too badly impacted by the surgery.
Canfield, are you kidding me?
He’s not even close to Clausen, McCoy, Bradford, or Locker for that matter. He’s probably a late 2nd/early 3rd Rd pick. Locker could go back for his senior year if he thinks he not ready yet
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by The Night Owl on Dec 10, 2009 12:35 AM CST up reply actions
From a lot of mock drafts...
Bradford, Clausen are top 10 picks. Even if he makes the foolish decision to come out, Locker is also a top 10 pick. Tebow is gone in the 1st round IF the Jags do take him and kill their franchise.
McCoy is honestly projected to the late 1st round/early 2nd. As a Colt fan, I like the idea of him sitting and learning for a while…then coming into a good situation. (A mock draft I’ve seen has him going to Oakland….and I desperately hope that won’t happen).
The Jacksonville Jaguars will not draft Tim Tebow because I am going to send a letter to GM Gene Smith reading:
Dear Mr. Smith.
If you take Tim Tebow, the QB from Florida in the draft, I will end my life with my own hands, and leave a suicide note pinning the blame on you.
Thank you for your time.
Love, Max
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Dec 10, 2009 12:48 AM CST up reply actions
Dear Max,
I’m drafting Tim Tebow cause I think it’s the only way I can get you to buy tickets & show up for games. Also if you don’t show up, I’ll have no choice but to relocate to Los Angeles.
Besides, I can afford pretty good lawyers to make sure your untimely death won’t stick to me.
Sincerly, the GM of your Jacksonville Jaguars,
Gene Smith
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by The Night Owl on Dec 10, 2009 12:54 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Pretty much the only reason why the Jags will consider drafting Tebow.
I’m reccing this for the brutal honesty.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I'm going to flag this because you made me cry big football man tears =(
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Dec 10, 2009 1:01 AM CST up reply actions
The truth hurts, doesn't it?
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 10, 2009 1:02 AM CST up reply actions
Yes. Lying would have been much appreciated.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Dec 10, 2009 1:06 AM CST up reply actions
That trade is still a huge win for the Hawks, even if the Broncos turned out better than everybody thought.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Especially with the possibility of an uncapped year
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 10, 2009 12:22 AM CST up reply actions
The Holmgren rumor is the red herring to end all red herrings.
I really don’t see how Paul Allen would hire him as GM when he already fired him as GM several years ago.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Philosophical discussions about Curry aside
the man is a lot of fun to watch. He screws up more than he should but he’s guaranteed to flash some insane athleticism as well.
The blob in your backfield has a name, it’s Brandon Mebane. The core of the Hawks D will be Bane and Curry for the foreseeable future.
Pistol (Josh Wilson) has grown from a sometimes play maker to a pretty good little corner. He’s got good ball skills and the kick returner in him shines every time he gets his hands on the ball.
Force is great when he’s getting carries. He’s a tiny power back with nifty moves and no third gear to speak of.
John Carlson is awesome but you probably won’t see it. John described him best, he runs routes carved by Michelangelo.
Thats most of the fan favorites at Field Gulls. Theres a lot of young talent that we’re watching and hope develop. On the defense it’s Hawthorne, LoJack, Tapp, and Babineaux. On the offensive line it’s Spencer, Sims and Unger. They’re building block guys that are waiting for more elite talent to take the team to the next level.
That's a fantastic question!
Brandon Mebane, 3rd year DT. He’s an absolute monster. He’s the reason our run defense is as good as it is. He was out for one game this season (along with 2 starting LBs). in that game, Frank Gore broke two 50+ yard TD runs. Discounting those two runs, the Hawks rank 5th in the league in rushing yards allowed. Pretty Sexy.
John Carlson, 2nd year TE. He’s suffering from a sophomore slump, but he’s a technically sound pass-catching TE that our team will no doubt build around.
Justin Forsett, 2nd year RB. He’s had a few games where he’s just been monsterous. It’s still probably a bit too early to know if he’s ‘the real deal’, but he’s small, hits the hole well and is able to avoid tackles. Downside is he’s got no 3rd gear (which is odd considering how small he is).
Max Unger, 1st year RG. He’s struggled early on, but he’s really starting to come into his own. For some odd reason I really like him.
Rob Sims, 4th year LG. He’s starting to straight up dominate matchups. Our C, Chris Spencer, trusts him to single block and is starting to trust Unger to single block. Our line might make HUGE strides the last 4 games of the year if both continue to develop at the pace they are developing.
I’m really most excited about our defense. Currently, we’re being hamstrung by Colin Cole, a 300+ lb DT we signed off the Packers’ bench last off-season. He’s often beat when single blocked, and thus Mebane gets a lot of heat and has a harder time doing what he does best. If we paired a dominating (or at least above average) DT next to Mebane, our interior line would be straight up disgusting. Our LB corps is also utterly fantastic with Aaron Curry, Leroy Hill and pro-bowler Lofa Tatupu. If we address that DT position, running on the Seahawks will be very, very difficult. It will also free our DEs to better pressure the QB. We already rank 12th in the league in sacks. That’ll skyrocket when we pair a goot DT with Mebane.
Or offense has a ways to go. I think we’ll be a dominating defense far in advance of being a dominating offense (if it ever happens). We have a lot of older guys at the skill positions and replacing them will likely take a few years.
The demise of the Broncos in '09 is our future. Pray hard.
by Nick Andron on Dec 10, 2009 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
50+ yard TD runs?
More like 75+ yard TD runs.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 10, 2009 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
One was 80, I believe.
I couldn’t remember what the other one was, so I just said 50+ lol.
But yeah, minus those two runs, we allow like 92 yards rushing a game or something like that.
The demise of the Broncos in '09 is our future. Pray hard.
by Nick Andron on Dec 10, 2009 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
TD runs of 79 and 80 yards.
Jesus was that an embarrassing showing.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 10, 2009 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
You think thats embarissing? Man oh man we did that in back to back games against chris johnson and MJD. Only that saved us is Pollard.
Johnson and MJD are good backs with good offensive lines.
Gore is a great back with a decidedly bad offensive line which still dominated us.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 12, 2009 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
Us Seahawk fans are so gosh-darn likeable and self-loathing. It must be a Seattle thing.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Sounds like what the 1992 Buffalo Bills did to Houston
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
If there is one thing we are good at
It’s self-loathing. At least the Seahawks have been to the playoffs.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 10, 2009 2:35 AM CST up reply actions
Don’t get me started on them and their demigod Patrick Willis. Man where they arrogant little shits.
He didn't look that great when we play him
But we did nearly put Vernon Davis in the Pro Bowl
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by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
I know he has.
cause I’ma 49er fan as well (but for some reason I prefer not to go to their blog….imagine that).
The Texans fan part of me dislikes it though. It’s Alex Smith!
Texan fans
Is Matt Schaub going to play ? I have him on my fantasy team and sure he’ll go for a big game vrs our defense if he plays.
by A'Seahawks_Warriors on Dec 9, 2009 11:04 PM CST reply actions
Wouldn't doubt it
He finished the Jaguars game after coming back from a dislocated shoulder, & nearly brought them back
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by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2009 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
And yet the coaching staff decided to call a hb option play in crunch time
This play call is not in the least bit controversial. Not at all.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 10, 2009 2:36 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Last Report From The Chronicle Today
Said he took all the reps at practice today and will start on Sunday.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Cool thanks for the info
Texan fans.
by A'Seahawks_Warriors on Dec 10, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
*Makes a cameo*
It’s worth mentioning that Marcus Trufant is leading all DBs in penalties if I recall correctly, and he missed at least the first 6 weeks after being placed on the PUP list to start the season. Whether or not all of them were legitimate calls are debatable but he clearly hasn’t been himself. So in essence, unless Seattle’s pass-rush shows a level of consistent pressure that it hasn’t all season, I expect Andre Johnson and co. to go wild.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
Wait you mean Dunta isn’t leading the league? Thats actually surprising. Wonder what the numbers on that are.
Interesting....
Sounds like we are setup for a real shootout for most PI flags this Sunday.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
I don't know about ALL penalties,
but Mike Sando said this on his blog today;
Seahawks cornerback Marcus Trufant leads the NFL in pass-interference penalties despite playing in only six of 12 games this season, according to ESPN Stats & Information.
by Mind of no mind on Dec 10, 2009 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
While swinging his schwanz at Kurt Warner.
It's Great to be a Florida Gator!
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All I want for Christmas is Joe Haden, Eric Berry, and Nandamukong Suh in Seahawks blue.
by Wayward Llama on Dec 10, 2009 6:35 PM CST up reply actions
No idea what a Schwanz is but it made me think of this

Kurt Warner: Hey Schaub, excellent game-WHOA! Why is your penis touching mine? Wait, why is your hand on my ass? What the!!
Matt Schaub: You wanna kiss me don’t you.
http://winstonwolfe.tumblr.com/post/212961730/nationalfootballleague-kurt-warner-hey-schaub
by nolander on Dec 10, 2009 6:40 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
What an awesome picture.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 12, 2009 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
So if the Texans stay around .500 for a few more years, what's the consensus on who goes?
Kubiak or the GM?
Or is mediocrity welcomed around the front office?
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by JamMasterJesus on Dec 10, 2009 12:23 AM CST reply actions
As an outsider, I suspect that Kubiak goes first.
The Texans have built a lot of talent, but they haven’t really made the most of it yet. At least, that’s my opinion from a non-Texan-fan perspective. A bunch of 7-9 and 8-8 seasons is not fun at all—trust me, I went through that phase with the Seahawks in the mid-90’s.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I wonder about those 8-8s, does that say something about the coach or the players.
We all know that texans have the talent to be a 12-4 team, but we’ve never seen it happen. Coaching is to blame i guess.
Edit:
“Having to deal with a douchy Colt fan blog-administrator sucks too.”
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Dec 10, 2009 11:07 AM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Why isn't there an "Infinity Rec" button?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
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by TexansForever on Dec 10, 2009 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
I like Kubiak :(
I think the Texans have it rough playing in a pretty competitive division.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 10, 2009 12:47 AM CST up reply actions
Top 5 possible reasons seahawks might win on sunday.
5. Schaub and the fellas decide they want a new coach and folds.
4. Houston’s RBs have meeting on how to lose the ball in crucial moments
3. Kris Brown Misses every single kick
2. Chris Brown is a major presence in the offense(most likely the seahawks)
1. After giving houston fans hopes of a W, kubiak finds a new way to lose the game in the 4th quarter.
All but #5 are so realistic
You could say they will probably come true.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 10, 2009 2:37 AM CST up reply actions
the exact opposite of the media
usually, when talking about why the Texans will win or lose, the media discusses all of the other teams players and how they will affect our game.
5 for 5 on us. Even all negative, I like it!
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
I dont know how you deal or cope with losses,
but i have to poke a little fun at it.
Maybe i should have made them more ridiculous.
but looking back on its… they’re all already so ridiculous.
5. these guys aint gonna back off anyone… We play against that most would say is the hardest division right now.
4. our rb have had a tough season…i’m not going to pat their back or anything. I’m a guy, so you know negative reinforcement.
3. a kicker missing field goals in his stadium… it can happen, especially from where he kicked. But he had a little run and got one upped by another kicker on home turf.
2. I’m sure CB works hard… at what? i dunno ask him…
1. its just the way it goes some times… calls can only go to ways. it either works or it dont. In close games it just goes against them late in the game. We just had one too many close games.
Can he find any new ways?!?
You are one of my favorite “other” teams, and I’m constantly saddened by your full bore mediocrity…
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 10, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
No, we make mediocrity look exciting
I mean, all but one lost decided by less than 8 points per game. Problem is this kind of mediocrity is destroying the hearts, minds, & livers of Texans fans
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 10, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Ours too... I feel your pain, really...
A) the Denver loss hurt us in our quest to improve draft position with their first round pick we own.
B) I have Andre Johnson in my keeper league… and Mario Williams.
C) I HAD Steve Slaton in my other money league… just dropped him for some guy from Washington I’ve never heard of.
D) We fall hard for other mediocre lacking success franchises… it’s a Seattle thing. My fav teams in all leagues that aren’t Seattle teams— Texans, Bengals, Indians, Expos, Bills, Browns.
And I strongly dislike… well, basically anyone whose franchise is a huge success or has been since I came to watch sports in about 1982 or so. Seriously, what’s wrong with me?!?
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 10, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
Better than getting blown out,
and seemingly giving every opposing QB a career day statistically.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 12, 2009 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
The time change might not affect them
But the flight will. Seattle to Houston is a LOOOOOONG, exhausting trip. I"ve been up there several times. (That’s a cool town, btw).
by footballfan412 on Dec 10, 2009 12:28 AM CST reply actions
I love waking up to important football. It's awesome.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Dec 10, 2009 12:38 AM CST up reply actions
Same.
Nothing like feeling well-rested and flipping straight to the NFL.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 10, 2009 12:48 AM CST up reply actions
What do the people on the east coast even DO in the morning?
Watch infomercials? Masturbate?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Dec 10, 2009 12:51 AM CST up reply actions
Masturbate to infomercials.
ShamWow to wipe off more than just your car.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 10, 2009 12:58 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I use the Snuggie, personally.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Dec 10, 2009 1:00 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I see dead people
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 10, 2009 1:10 AM CST up reply actions
That's why God invented porn, you know.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I thought God invented church for sunday mornings.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Dec 10, 2009 1:02 AM CST up reply actions
You guys are really a lot like us.
A whole lot. I would rec you all if I could.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 10, 2009 2:38 AM CST up reply actions
No kidding
This is Twilight Zone fucked-up
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
I've lurked here a bit since the first Jacksonville game
but after this I might even start posting. Lucky lucky you!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Dec 10, 2009 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
Welcome, JMJ
Look forward to reading more from you.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Dec 11, 2009 12:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
With that username
You can post here whenever you like
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
as an eastern time zone texans fan
I enjoy games starting at 1, because that is an optimal wake-up time after a rough Saturday night.
The better question is how the Texans keep getting me to get my ass up at 10 to watch all of their games. Theres not a single afternoon game left. NOT ONE.
It's good to have you guys around.
When we had a pre-game discussion with the Niners, they were saying a bunch of crap about yall and that we were as bad as the seahawk fans. Honestly, I dont see what they were talking about. From all the comments that i’ve read, I dont sense a bit of douchiness that the people at NinersNation were talking about.
We guys (fanbase) are a lot a like. I guess having a below .500 record and a monster DE can bring fan bases together.
On a related note. How’s Seneca Wallace doing? I was for sure that he was gonna take the starting job away from Matt Hasselbeck when he got injured. Is there any hope for him? Would you like to see him start over Matt Hasselbeck?
Seneca Wallace sucks.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Not if he had lasers.
Why don’t they add lasers to people?
Seriously.
“Haha, you’re a douche.”
“Ya, but I have lasers.”
“WTF! Words cannot describe the awesome.”
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Dec 10, 2009 4:01 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd
Because this is what the internet is for.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2009 5:05 AM CST up reply actions
There is no hope for Seneca.
He makes decisions a Pop Warner QB wouldn’t make (throwing a 1 yard pass to a covered Julius Jones on 4th and 2 cost us the game against Chicago), doesn’t bother to throw it away and instead stupidly chucks the ball into double coverage.
Hass’ job was never in doubt. I was one who thought Seneca played well last year but not enough to overtake Hass’ job.
Wallace was a reliable backup in 2008. He regressed so much this year that I think Seattle trades him in the offseason or releases him.
Seneca is a mental midget at QB and sacrifices playing safe, smart football with stupidity.
Even when we run the Seneca package (our Wildcat I guess) he screws up. Seneca was wide open in the Cowboys game on a trick play and he fell down. Wasn’t even supposed to run that far on the throw.
I don’t want Seneca starting over Matt.
ME! BANE!
by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2009 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
He clearly has the speed.
Can’t they use him as a receiver a la Antwaan Randle-el?
When I think of Seneca Wallace, I think of “The Run” against Texas Tech.
I'm of the opinion that the time to convert Seneca to a receiver has passed.
Had Matt not gotten injured last season it could have happened, but we’re probably beyond that point now.
Forget receiver.
Those days are gone. We had our fun with him in the NFC Title Game, our loss at home to the Saints, and in week 1 of this season.
He has enough value to be traded.
ME! BANE!
by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2009 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
This^
plus the fact that on more than 1 occasion he has sacked himself by running out of bounds as many as 13 yards behind the line of scrimmage instead of throwing the ball away.
I personally like him in the Wildcat for the most part, but I wish he was doing it as our 3rd string QB, not 2nd string.
by Mind of no mind on Dec 10, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
Seneca is a nifty athlete but no where near NFL starting QB material.
John once pointed out that it seems like Seneca senses pass rush from alternate dimensions. I love (read: hate) his tendency to run out of bounds five yards behind the line of scrimmage rather than simply THROWING THE BALL AWAY.
In any case, like others have mentioned Seneca Wallace 2008 had artificially good looking numbers because of a completely unsustainable INT rate (which is further reason I hate, hate, hate QB rating as an evaluation metric). As of now he’s fun to watch in wildcat-like package, but there’s little chance he’ll ever cut it in a starting QB.
Let's not forget when Seattle gets blown out
He has pretty looking numbers (32-49, 344 yards, TD…something like that) in garbage time when in reality he’s become an ineffective scrub.
ME! BANE!
by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2009 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
My problem with Seneca is his mental mistakes
He has no critical or situational thinking skills at all.
4th and 18 against Kansas City three years ago with the game on the line. He has time, no one is open…he opts to check down to Mack Strong.
This year that 4th and 2 play and running out of bounds for a loss of 9 on 3rd and 1.
He can’t think. Plain and simple.
ME! BANE!
by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2009 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
That's cause Niner fans are a bitter folk...
Texans and Hawks are resigned. We know we’re mediocre, and we’re empathetic of others in the same boat.
The Niners still think the glory of the 80’s/90’s is theirs, they didn’t get the memo that post y2k they aren’t royalty anymore, they’re just another mediocre team, with mediocre QB’s.
That’s the thing… the QB deal. Teams that had HoF’ers (and they had two in a row—WOW!) don’t realize how hard this game is as a fan when your hope isn’t that your QB will win it for you, but that he simply wont lose it… they get so used to the epic “Drive” factor that they become bitter and disillusioned and take it out on other fans.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 10, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
Right now, we're looking at the Saints as inspiration
Look how terrible they used to be, now they’re looking to run the table. It’s even more depressing when older Saints fans tell you they feel your pain
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 10, 2009 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
I knew a Saints fan from the Archie Manning era.
Said he almost quit when Aaron Brooks was mucking things up but he persevered.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 12, 2009 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
I dated a drunk once...
kept her around far too long because she was really really hot.
Not to bring up what I think is probably a sore subject game here, but…
She was from Indiana and was a Colt fan. She (while drinking) wanted to trade Peyton “before he gets old” when they were losing to you in the Sage helicopter game. I couldn’t express to her how wrong she was, and how lucky she was to have a QB like that.
She was so adamant, she didn’t even enjoy the game when the Colts came back and won.
That’s pretty douchey.
Of course, when you are 6’1" with a 28 inch waist, D cups and of mixed heritage, you can pretty much get away with being whatever you want… I miss her body, but not in the least bit her personality.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 10, 2009 4:28 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
I dunno why I rec'd this....the polite mention of Rosencopter....the D cups....douchy Colts fans....
….but I’d infinity rec this if I could.
Nail scars on my back and my soul count?!?
The only pics I have are not acceptable in a public forum, lol.
TexansDC, thanks for the proper terminology— Rosencopter. That’s epic verbiage.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 10, 2009 6:27 PM CST up reply actions
YES
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 12, 2009 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
Censor them by pasting Tim Allen's face on any sensitive areas
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 12, 2009 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Green!
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2009 5:06 AM CST up reply actions
People like that is why they made chloroform & roofies
Put her out, watch the game in peace, & admire her body while you’re at it
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2009 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
Well said.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 12, 2009 6:44 PM CST up reply actions
Pics now.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 12, 2009 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
I know you guys are anti-Colts...
but the nice thing about them, at least they don’t have the Celtics and Red Sox to fall back on.
Because of this, no fans outside NY are more douchey than Boston fans.
And that includes Denver and Dallas, both of whom I absolutely despise.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 10, 2009 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
I went to college in Colorado...
Bronco fans are surprisingly annoying. I mean, I had no idea that Bronco fans could be so irritating.
I live in Denver.
I have ranted a few times on field gulls about Denver fans…
Check this thread— I believe you will appreciate. I was a little liquored up when I went to town, but this was a thread created by a Bronco fan… in it I summarized my feelings on Bronco fans if overly aggressively still rather eloquently..
http://www.fieldgulls.com/2009/10/18/1090514/1st-round-pick-from-denver
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 10, 2009 6:37 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, and I got a 2 hour ban later in that thread...
I was pretty heated. I managed to both get a +5 rec and +8 rec comment and get temporarily banned in the same thread. I wonder if anyone in SB Nation has ever managed that feat…
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 10, 2009 6:43 PM CST up reply actions
You are a God among men.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Oh yeah, we can top that
We recently had a comment that got both (at the time) 11 recs and 10 flags.
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
LINK
or it didn’t happen! ;)
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 11, 2009 9:05 AM CST up reply actions
I believe he is referring to the McNair comment....i wouldn't repost it either.
Not exactly a shining moment in my opinion. I was not on the “rec” side of that one.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Dec 11, 2009 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
Ah! You're right. I forgot about that.
I was on the “rec’d” side. Different opinions, yet we still get along? And people said it’s not possible!
Amazing isn't it?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Dec 11, 2009 9:46 AM CST up reply actions
Now let's see if I can mend things with BIGBADBRAD
and finally reach an understanding with him.
explodes in laughter
ya....that's not happening.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Dec 11, 2009 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
I bet if you stroked his ego
And told him how awesome he was at blogging and how you were really sorry (in the same tone that the naughty nurse in a pr0n might) he would probably un-ban you.
Of course, you’d have to like the taste of your own vomit if you go that road.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2009 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
I've tasted my own vomit before.
But I promised myself that I would only do that in special occasions like when I get wicked hammered and don’t remember a thing.
So in other words, it wouldn’t be worth it.
Thanks for reminding me...
of last night. I think I have a drinking problem… I was playing pool for shots for about 4 hours.
I was also wearing a shirt that has a guy holding a beer with the caption, “Rehab? Mamma didn’t raise no quitter.”
But yeah, my last shot I got a little upchuck going on to the mouth. I forgot until you just said this.
Not good times.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 11, 2009 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
Have you considered a move to Houston?
You sound like you’d fit right in down here
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2009 12:15 AM CST up reply actions
No, that was MDC.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2009 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
That was a great read.
I honestly cannot stand Bronco fans. They think they are great and I don’t really get why…
So basically the afc west is full of nothing but dbags, unless of course KC can find a way to redeem the fact that the raiders and chargers have two of the worst fanbases in the history of anything.
I think that is a very unsung rivalry there
the 2 best tailgating sites in the NFL, & oddly enough, they used to be the Texans
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2009 12:13 AM CST up reply actions
Maybe if the Jags move to LA, KC could replace them in the AFC South
They seem geographically out of place in the AFC West. Also if the Jags don’t draft Tebow, that increases the chance of the move
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2009 12:18 AM CST up reply actions
Kansas City would make the most sense to move to the AFC South
New AFC West: LA “Jags,” San Diego, Denver, Oakland
New AFC South: Houston, Kansas City, Indianapolis, Tennessee
OR
New AFC West: LA “Jags,” San Diego, Oakland, Kansas City
New AFC South: Houston, Denver, Indianapolis, Tennessee
I choose the first door.
"Every time you turn on ESPN you see Bama" - Earl Thomas' answer when asked what excites him most about the National Championship.
To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.
by TexasHoosier on Dec 12, 2009 2:03 AM CST up reply actions
Interesting..
but they would never break up the original AFC West, it’s a holdover from the AFL days and the rivalry rivers run too deep…
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 12, 2009 4:22 AM CST up reply actions
Dunno
The old AFC Central was like that and they broke it up back in the day.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 12, 2009 5:01 AM CST up reply actions
Boy, the old AFC Central was a tough division
Pittsburgh Steelers
Cleveland Brown/Baltimore Ravens
Cincinnati Bengals
Houston Oilers/Tennessee Titans
Hell, Pittsburgh was always the roadblock in the division for the Oilers
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2009 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
good point and it made me think about the Rams for some reason.
If Jax moves to LA they would switch with the Chiefs or the Rams. I dont think the League would want to switch conferences around, but they may prefer that to breaking up the AFC West.
"Every time you turn on ESPN you see Bama" - Earl Thomas' answer when asked what excites him most about the National Championship.
To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.
by TexasHoosier on Dec 12, 2009 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
The AFC West is untouchable...
…I always thought it’d make more sense to switch Miami and Indy in divisions. Miami/Jacksonville should be a rivalry and the NFL goes crazy for Indy/NE.
Haven't heard that one
but any option that gets Paytun off our schedule gets my vote.
Mount Cody in round 1
It just makes sense to me.
The Jags and Bucs are both in the South divisions and Miami isn’t?
Maybe the Jags could then sellout 1 of 8 games with 2 Florida-based fan bases.
Here's a better way to do it
New AFC West: LA "Jags," San Diego, Denver, Oakland
New AFC South: Houston, Kansas City, Miami, Tennessee
New AFC East: New England, Indianapolis, NY Jets, Buffalo
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
Just like NFC East...
…I think the NFL would preserve those rivals. The Jags will stick to the division regardless of where they move (I’m still not sold on LA being a lock to get a franchise) if they move.
that makes sense
but I doubt it would happen without a team being relocated.
"Every time you turn on ESPN you see Bama" - Earl Thomas' answer when asked what excites him most about the National Championship.
To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.
by TexasHoosier on Dec 12, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
LOL awesomeness.
That was great.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Dec 10, 2009 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
I lived in CO for a while (Crested Butte)
And agree with your conclusions.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2009 5:08 AM CST up reply actions
I lived up there a couple years
I liked Broncs fans.
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
Thank you for including the qualifier "outside NY"
Ye gads, now that the Yankees have Granderson the pinstripe fanboys are already sporting chubbies for next season. I should just move….
Niners have to be douchejammers. They have deified Patrick Willis, and if they assume a loss it is blasphemy and they must be sacrificed.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Dec 10, 2009 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
Reminds me a lot of cokeboys fans too
Those guys suck.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2009 5:05 AM CST up reply actions
I have Justin Forsett on my FF team.
But I also have Frank Gore, Cedric Benson and Lawrence Maroney.
It’s the playoffs so I want to make sure that I get as much points as I can from players.
I’ve decided to start Benson but I can’t decide between Gore and Forsett. I’ve seen good production from Gore and I know that he’s good for about 10 points but I don’t want to miss out on Forsett. He’s been a surprise for the past three weeks. How many carries and looks do you think he’ll get against the Texans. Is his quadricep still bothering him? Should I start him over Gore?
Forsett because it looks like SF is sticking with the spread-offense passing game.
First time around Gore was crap in a run-heavy offense.
ME! BANE!
by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2009 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
It'd be gambling on Belichick's whims, but Maroney might actually be good.
Carolina gives up 7th most fantasy points against RBs.
I really don't trust any Patriots RB at all.
It’s impossible to know what Belichick will do with them on any given week.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Well our brilliant coaching staff
has stated they will be starting Christa Brown this week so… you win. Just a heads up, be careful with Brown he could get some pictures on any of your guys or coaches and they will owe him just like Kubiak. He has something on him that does not allow Kubiak to pull him from the starting rotation. It’s so bad that if Patrick Willis was on our team Kubes would play CB ahead of Willis at the LB position.
Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".
6 seconds left in the fourth quarter- Timeout has been called. The ball is in Houstons hands on the Seahawks two yardline.
The score is: Seattle 21 — Houston 17. You need a touchdown to win.
Chris Brown has mercifully (for you guys) been injured early in the game.
The ball is hiked cleanly. It’s a sweep right to Ryan Moats, and it goes in for six on an excellent block by Owen Daniels!!!
But wait… There’s a flag on the field…
The referees confer; then announce:
Sideline Infraction – Offense, # 22 – 15 Yard Penalty – There will be a 10 second runoff – End of Game
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
*gasp*
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Dec 10, 2009 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
That would be awesome
Because it would mean that the gods have magically healed Owen Daniels’ knee.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2009 5:13 AM CST up reply actions
It's pretty hilarious that, instead of the usual "trash talk", we've got everyone here saying, "no, your team is going to win, we don't have a chance."
I love the Texans even more after this thread. I need to stop by here more often.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Dec 10, 2009 9:02 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
Hahahaha....brothers in misery.
Stop by anytime.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Dec 10, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
It better be Shiner.
Coz there’s no way im drinking Coors Light.
Im not saying that Coors Light is bad.
Heck, who am I kidding.
Coors Light is bad.
Coors Light is what you piss
After drinking Shiner.
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 11, 2009 9:20 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd!
For drinking your own piss when you ran out of Shiner and finding out that it takes like Coors Light.
by Jordann on Dec 11, 2009 9:38 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
1st thought when reading your comment:
“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Dec 11, 2009 7:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought one
pisses gold after drinking Shiner. If Coors light somehow enters my body or is formed there from drinking Shiner then i will be forced to thorw it all out. This truly is a sad day.
Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".
Incorrect
One pisses gold after drinking Patrick Willis’ tears.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2009 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
I'm Shutting BRB Down
I can’t take this heresy anymore.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
BRB
BANNED!
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2009 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
BRB
BANNED!
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2009 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
I fermented a bucket of my own piss in a basement once
And it actually tasted better than Coors Light. True story.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Dec 11, 2009 9:01 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Yeah, I like this place too.
It’s like the doppelgangers of Seattle fans.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 12, 2009 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
The win probabilities look about right.
76% chance of a Texans win, 24% for the Seahawks (source, NFC West ESPN blog).
So far this year
We’ve learned that Bills, Jags and Hawks fans are cool. We’ve learned that the Colts have some cool fans but are handicapped by a complete douche of a mod. We’ve learned that the BESFs have good mods but fans that come over here on the short bus.
And we’ve learned that the Texans have actually been sent from the planet Suck to teach us all a lesson.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2009 5:15 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
Oh
And we’ve learned that Patrick Willis has been awarded the Nobel prize for Awesomeness every year for the rest of his life.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 11, 2009 5:16 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Where is this Planet of Suck
that you speak of? I know it must exist and I have to say it sounds interesting.
Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".
That would make sense.
I’ve been here my whole life and I still want to deny it exists.
Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".
I liked 98% of the Niners fans
But, I must admit, I have found my true love in the musings of Mcnair2VY. Oh, the inspiration she gives me!
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
rofl those were good times.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Dec 11, 2009 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
Remember
Who Dey! from the bungles fans club. He was kind of interesting.
Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".
Was he one the CAPS LOCK BANDITS?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Dec 11, 2009 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
I don't think so.
He was the one that could only put two words together, Who and Dey. That was about his entire vocabulary.
Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".
heh
Who Dey! just got banned from that porn bestiality site, SB. Funny how stuff works.
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
porn bestiality site.
Beefy would be pissed if he was banned from any bestiality site.
I think his motto goes like this:
There’s no such thing as too much bestiality porn.
We also learned that
Reggie Wayne and Josh Morgan is better than Andre Johnson.
How can you forget about that one?
Rec'd
For Classicness (i know thats not a word but I just made it one)
To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.
by TexasHoosier on Dec 11, 2009 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
I agree like the Bills and Jags blogs too
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 12, 2009 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
So I guess thats what happens when 2 fan bases can get along
Whoda thunk it
"Every time you turn on ESPN you see Bama" - Earl Thomas' answer when asked what excites him most about the National Championship.
To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.
by TexasHoosier on Dec 11, 2009 6:15 PM CST up reply actions
we be up to 12 green's now
das gotta be a record
"Every time you turn on ESPN you see Bama" - Earl Thomas' answer when asked what excites him most about the National Championship.
To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.
by TexasHoosier on Dec 11, 2009 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
Wow
Texans fans are bad ass. I would never have suspected that fans from Texas and from Seattle would be so doppleganger-esque. We should give a big “fuck you” to the NFL and combine our franchises. You guys can have it on Thanksgiving and Easter, we get it for Christmas and the 4th of July. We’ll trade Birthdays.
We can call our team the TexHawks, or the SeaBulls.
We will wear Rave Green jerseys and Battle Red pants.
by DJ C-Raig on Dec 11, 2009 9:39 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
And we'll have a balding qb named Matt
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 12, 2009 4:19 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Why would we want that? Let's stick with the guy we have now.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Dec 12, 2009 7:29 AM CST up reply actions
Franchise Tradition from now on?
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
kick ass!
I’ve always wanted to be a franchise qb!
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
That's sounds like that team would have to have Rex Grossman as the Offensive Coordinator
Who better to run the offense than Mr. Fuck It I’m Going Deep, the Sex Cannon himself. His offense would consist entirely of several variations of the Hail Mary
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2009 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
You went full retard, man... never go full retard.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Dec 12, 2009 6:55 PM CST up reply actions
TITANS will continue to suck until this behavior changes.
Just found this video from a picnic in Nashville.
Wow…..TITS fans are just….ya….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH0faxFWzUc&feature=related
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
Okay, this probably digging up old wounds...
But I think another reason Seattle and Houston fans share such kinship is that we both had to deal with the pain of losing a beloved franchise. You guys lost the Oilers, and we lost the Sonics. Now granted, you have the Texans now, but I can’t imagine it feels the same for those who grew up with the Oilers.
I guess my main question is: how did you deal with it? Did you try holding out hope for a new team, or did you swear off the NFL altogether, until you did get a new team?
My personal thoughts right now with the Sonics disaster is this: the NBA is dead to me. The documentary “Sonicsgate” is a poignant look into, not only the rise and fall of a once-proud franchise, but into the gross incompetence of all parties involved. Watching that movie just made me even more disgusted than I already was, and I’m not at all eager now to get a new NBA team, especially if we don’t get to keep the records and trophy.
I guess the question I’m trying to get to is: what exactly happened in Houston that made Bud Adams move a well-established, beloved, and original AFL franchise elsewhere?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
On that note, we came damn close to losing the Seahawks to LA in the early 90's. God bless Paul Allen.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I don't know how other dealt with it
But I basically gave up on the nfl for a while.
So glad to have a team back in Houston, particularly one with a classy owner like McNair as opposed to that douchebag in TN (although he is still based in Houston). I will always look back on the Oilers days with fondness, but they were actually very difficult. We had some very good teams that always fell short. We also had some very bad teams. And the Oilers choked. A lot.
All in all, I’m very glad we have a team back in Houston now. They are a very easy team to root for, character-wise, even if they still make us hurt inside with their on-field antics. When this team does blow up and make it big, I will be proud to say that I was there literally from game one.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 12:48 AM CST up reply actions
I was never an Oiler fan...
…but to answer that question, I believe it came down to money as do most things. Adams never got his coveted new stadium…the city couldn’t afford to/didn’t wanna spend money on a stadium. Adams was frustrated with the city and left.
At least, that’s how I understood it.
Partly true
But the acrimony between Beelzebud and the city went back years. He was a hated figure in Houston as long as I can remember. The day he fired Bum is the day the city officially quit on him. I remember being 7 or 8 years old, and people at games would refer to him as “Fucking Bud,” and this was in the late 70s.
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
True
It really started the minute he let go of Bum. Sort of like McMullen getting rid of Ryan (thanks a fucking lot, assface), only we got rid of the owner and kept the franchise, so the opposite happened.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
also
Seattle and Portland are the only two cities I would consider living in aside from Austin. Just a very strong draw toward those cities.
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
Dig them both
Should also add Vancouver and Victoria if you’re willing to be Canadian.
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by riversmccown on Dec 13, 2009 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
Well damn.
That sure sucked for us Seahawks fans. It was good to chat with you folks before that beatdown proved your pessimism to be unfounded. I like your team, I just wish it hadn’t done so well at the expense of mine. Take it easy and good luck.
You too, Amigo
See you again in six years.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2009 12:52 PM CST up reply actions

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