TO signs with Buffalo

by oiler-texan diehard on Mar 7, 2009 5:54 PM CST

TO has agreed to destroy Buffalo for $6.5 mil. I was really hoping the rumors that had him going to the Titans were true. I thought perhaps Bud Adams had finally gotten a full blown case of Alzheimers, but as it turns out his co-founder of the AFL, Ralph Wilson, has beaten him to the dementia punch. My sympathies to head coach Dick Jauron and Bills' fans everywhere. The circus known as TO has come to town with one mission, to ruin your football team. While it took him several years to destroy Philadelphia, it took him only 2 years to destroy the Cowboys. The only question now is whether he will be able to destroy your team in one year or less.

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Hilarious.

T.O. has a ton of suitors, according to his dipshit agent. Yeah, so many suitors that he signed with a non-playoff, non-high profile team FOR ONE YEAR, ASAP.

Uh huh. Tons of suitors. Dickbag.

Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Mar 7, 2009 6:35 PM CST reply actions

His agent, like all agents, is a lawyer and therefore paid to be a liar

The truth can only be deduced, as you have accurately done, by analyzing the facts. One thing I find disappointing about pro sports in general, is that character means absolutely nothing. Had TO’s skills not eroded, he would still be in Dallas, despite all the shit he stirs up. I don’t know if Ralph Wilson is more ignorant or desperate bringing TO to town. He has messed up his bed big time, good luck sleeping now.

by oiler-texan diehard on Mar 7, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions

actually

the truth wasn’t really deduced. It was induced, because he made an inference from a set of facts and assumptions (Fact: TO signed somewhere shitty. Assumption: he wouldn’t sign somewhere shitty if he had “tons” of suitors).

The agent’s statement could still be true, though, if the other suitors were even worse, or if they made worse offers.

While it took him several years to destroy Philadelphia, it took him only 2 years to destroy the Cowboys

TO didn’t destroy the Cowboys, Jerry Jones’ penchant for injecting himself into football operations destroyed the Cowboys.

by Only_A_Lad on Mar 10, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions

Jerry Jones is a destructive owner, he made #3 on my list below

but in no way can you induce, deduce, infer, purport, suggest or otherwise claim that TO was not a destructive influence to both the Eagles and Cowboys. Therefore there is no reasonable expectation that he will be anything other than that for Buffalo.

BTW Jum and Georgia are both excellent candidiates for the owners’ hall of shame

by oiler-texan diehard on Mar 10, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions

Hey now...

lawyers kinda suck, but some of us are paid to try and keep people from getting boned by the system.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Mar 10, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions

No offense intended, but the legal system, like our political system & government, is an excellent design

that has been so perverted by greed, that it is broken. Gordon Gekko was kind of on point, but too much of a good thing is not good.

by oiler-texan diehard on Mar 10, 2009 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

HA

Cracks me up. I used to like the Bills more than the other three teams in the AFC East, but it’s safe to say that’s over. I can’t root for a team that employs T.O.

Good job with the write-up OTD, it really capsilated my feelings toward one of the most selfish men in all of sports.

Let's get the Texans a better fight song.

by Jake on Mar 7, 2009 9:04 PM CST reply actions

Can Pac Man be far behind

since he signed one overrated douchebag jackass, he might as well get the other one.

Just checked the schedule, and we will all get a chance to see TO when the Texans visit Buffalo next season.

by oiler-texan diehard on Mar 7, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions

This will be like when Pac Man went to Dallas.

Like watching a train wreck.

by WhiskeyR on Mar 8, 2009 12:01 AM CST reply actions

I Sent A Text

To Brian over at Buffalo Rumblings. All it said was, “My sympathies.”

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Mar 8, 2009 10:33 AM CDT reply actions

That says it all my friend

Thank everything that is good that Mr.McNair has more sense than dollars. Many franchise owners, and we can all name a few, do not. Just thinking off the cuff here, but maybe this TO thing is the perfect segueway for everyone to join in and make a short list of the most unholy owners in pro sports. Don’t limit this to just football, or current owners. Don’t put too much thought into it, just have fun with it. The first 5 that come to mind for me are:
1) Al Davis
2) Mark Cuban
3) Jerry Jones
4) George Steinbrenner
5) Bud Selig (used to own the Brew Crew)

by oiler-texan diehard on Mar 8, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions