Petey Faggins Signs With Bud Adams

by Tim on Apr 1, 2009 5:08 PM CDT in News

You'd think it was probably enough that your Houston Texans FINALLY decided not to bring Petey Faggins back for an eighth (!) year with the team. And don't get me wrong; that was a spectacular decision. How could it get any better than a Petey-free Reliant Park, you ask?

Here's how: Petey is now a Titan.

Note to Bud Adams...this does not square you and Houston fans. Nothing ever will, considering how you stole the Oilers from our fair city. I consider this to be an incremental movement in righting the wrongs you've visited upon the City of Houston. The scales will never even out, but by deciding to employ Petey Faggins, a pebble has moved from one side of the scale to the other.

Titans fans, I suggest you search BRB's archives for "Petey" and "Faggins" to learn all about your new cornerback. Then reach for the Pepto.

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Absolutely awesome.

by WhiskeyR on Apr 1, 2009 5:59 PM CDT reply actions

this is glorious

imagine petey covering AJ. that’s a touchdown pass every time

by cubic on Apr 1, 2009 6:10 PM CDT reply actions

Frenchy

It’s nice to be on the good side of one of these signings since we were the lauging stock for Reeves.

Oh, and F the Cowboys.

by bv on Apr 1, 2009 6:23 PM CDT reply actions

This is as perfect a signing as I could imagine for Bud's Bunch

They lost Eric King & Chris Carr to FA. They have not yet signed Reynaldo Hill and Tyrone Poole. Petey is the only FA DB signee thus far.

Depth chart on ESPN.com lists King and Hill as 2nd string, Carr and Poole as 3rd string. Looks like they are woefully thin behind starters Cortland Finnegan and Nick Harper. Add in the loss of Fat Albert and the Titans defense has taken a huge step backward from last season. Gotta love it.

by oiler-texan diehard on Apr 1, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions

woooohoooo!!!

hahaha

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Apr 1, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions

Petey is one of those guys....

with just enough talent ( for lack of a better word) to burn you if your not careful.

GO TEXANS!!!!

www.houstonsportsrule.blogspot.com

by Texanmaniac on Apr 1, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions

concur

I’m not going to dance all over this like the others here, although it did induce a small giggle…
If there’s anyone in the league who can get an ounce of production out of Petey, it’s Fisher. And damn him for that!

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Apr 2, 2009 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

I enjoyed this news better than any other this offseason. I’d just like to see Fisher try to make anything happen with that “floppy eared varmint”…and pay for it against the Texans. Maybe Kevin Walter’s dream really will come true.

The true test in the life of a Texans fan is how gracefully you endure it.

by TexanKurt on Apr 2, 2009 10:42 AM CDT reply actions