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Pretty Funny question for all Texans fans.

I heard them talking about this on sports radio 610 and thought it would be fun to ask all of you bloggers...

 

In week one VS the Jets would you rather...(baring Mark Sanchez gets the starting job, which I think he will)

See Sanchez get sacked by Mario Williams... and right after have him pull out fake money and shower it on Sanchez...

or

 

Have Mark Sanchez get sacked by Brian Cushing...causing Sanchez to tear his ACL and be done for the season...

 

Personally I would like to see Mario make it rain on Sanchez...it might be worth the fine and possible suspension to forever be enshrined as the greatest sack celebration ever.

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making it rain would be funny.
ending a guys season…not so much. plus it’s bad karma to wish for something like that. we need good luck on the injury front this year.

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Jun 11, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ill take the sacks

Either of the sack scenarios would be fine with me, but not so much the dancing or the injury. The last thing we need is our best defensive player to get a suspension, and I personally dont give a rip about Mark Sanchez. Now if you throw Peyton Manning in there, then we have something to talk about.

by Corn on the Schaub on Jun 11, 2009 4:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why would any of us want our starting SLB get injured for the season?

by HoustonDiehards on Jun 11, 2009 4:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sanchez would be hurt not cushing

I don’t know if I phrased that wrong…I am saying Sanchez would be hurt for the season…Ex team mate…USC…funny…haha…? No? ok

by schillingb on Jun 11, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want Mario to have 500 sacks this season

So I’d go with the first one.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Jun 11, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't want to see anyone get hurt, but would love to see Mario add to his repertoire

of sack dances. My favorite so far has to be the Hula dance after he went wild against the Broncos on Thursday night. Football is entertainment, and relatively high priced entertainment at that. That in mind, I really would like to see the league office stop its vendetta against celebratory displays. If there is no excessive delay to the game, or no malicious taunting of opponents, I say let ‘em do whatever; especially in the end zone. The preplanned choreographed TD dances are usually hilariously entertaining, and isn’t that why we’re all there spending our hard earned bucks……….to be entertained. Memo to Goodell et al, bring the fun back into the league. Lighten up, it’s only football. It’s supposed to be fun.

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Jun 12, 2009 2:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The problem

isn’t celebrations for big plays. It’s the celebrating after every play, especially by defensive players. I made a tackle. Dance. I was close to the guy that got tackled. Bark like a dog. etc. etc. Maybe instead of fines for momentum changing plays or scores start giving delay of games to those guys doin a little dance on every play.

by sammocyr on Jun 14, 2009 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it doesn't delay the flow of the game, then I say let it go

If it does, then by all means throw the flag. I hear where you are coming from because some players celebrate after routine plays, and that can get old. For the most part though, I think it adds to the entertainment value of the game.

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Jun 14, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

look at the cowgirls turkey dance last year after each sack on the thanksgiving day games…hilarious to watch…but didnt disrupt the game…let it pass

by schillingb on Jun 14, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just like to say..

When I wrote this post I meant it completely in a hypothetical way…I would not like to see any one good hurt, nor would I like to see a huge defensive piece get suspended, but just thinking about a situation like that is pretty humorous

Mark Sanchez gets huge money…and in his first game gets sacked and gets money thrown all over him…come on you guys have to admit while unrealistic… is one of the funniest images you could think of in your head .

by schillingb on Jun 12, 2009 3:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha Ha

I think seeing Cushing crush his former qb would be awesome. . . That would be kinda funny/horrible to see Sanchez get hurt that bad in his first game after many ESPN ppl made such a big hoopla about his ability. LOL!! But i’d vote for Cushing to sack him (shake him up a bit not kill him) and then for Super Mario to “make it rain on that hoe” the next play lol

Texans!! "Break on thru to the other side!!!!!"

by Slash20 on Jun 12, 2009 5:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Make him scared of it

I hope he gets sandwiched between both then is scared to sit in the pocket for the rest of the year. “welcome to the NFL bro” Then both get a half sack, no one gets hurt, and Sanchez still sucks like he probably will anyway.

by sammocyr on Jun 14, 2009 10:05 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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