I know this isn't the contract news we've all been waiting for, but Kris Brown agreed to a four-year extension with your Houston Texans today. Brown has been with the Texans since the very beginning and has been awfully close to automatic throughout his time here, which makes him the anti-David Carr, I suppose.

Anyway, good for K. Brown, and good for the Texans. Now, let's use Bob McNair's ATM card to get something ironed out with DeMeco Ryans.