Battle Red Blog: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Sports blogs for fans, by fans.
Around SBN: Follow the @sbnation College Twitter List

Texans Down 'N Dirty: Top 5 Edition

Little written news out there regarding the Texans? No problem, for we have videos and various top 5 lists to keep us entertained. Somewhat.

NFL Network is doing a rundown of who they believe are the top five players at each position entering the upcoming season. As expected, some Texans have made a few of the lists. First business of order is the top five middle linebackers. Somehow this list ended up being six linebackers, due to a tie between Bart Scott from the New York Jets and Brian Urlacher of the Chicago Bears for the fifth spot. The good news is Captain Meco did manage third place on this list, ahead of Scott, Urlacher and Jon Beason of the Carolina Panthers. Landing ahead of DeMeco on the list are Ray Lewis of the Baltimore Ravens and Patrick Willis representing the San Francisco 49ers. Though there's an argument to be had for DeMeco being ahead of Lewis, overall it's a pretty fair list. Part of what makes Beason, DeMeco, and Willis so amazing is their age--all are only 24 years old. Imagining how much these guys will progress in a few years is a scary thought. Let's just hope DeMeco is still wearing a Texans uniform in that time... Hey, Mr. Smith, how are you?

Next up is the top five edge rushers. This list actually fits the rule of being limited to only five players. Surprisingly low on this list is the reigning defensive player of the year, James Harrison of the Pittsburgh Steelers. At number four is the one and only, Super Mario. If this was a list of the best complete defensive ends, our man would certainly be much higher on this list, but in terms of pure speed rushing ability, it's a reasonable placing. In order, Shawne Merriman, Jared Allen (...) and all twenty of DeMarcus Ware's sacks round out the list.

Surprisingly, Dominique Barber managed to find a home at number three on the list of top five safeties. I'm kidding... or am I?

The Texans website compiled a list of what they believe are the top five gutsiest plays in Texans history. In chronological order, they have Billy Miller's touchdown catch (the first in Texans history), David Carr's touchdown dive against the Jaguars in 2003, Kris Brown's game winner against the Colts in 2006, 'Dre's miraculous fourth and ten catch against the Dolphins last year and Matt Schaub's subsequent quarterback draw to win the game. It's a pretty good list, one that's hard to argue with. The real question is, which one is the gutsiest? When I think of gutsy, I think of a gutsy play call, since it's hard to define what exactly gutsy is on the field. Miller did what he was supposed to do when he dove for the end zone, Kris Brown did his job by nailing the obvious field goal try in that situation and 'Dre didn't do anything we don't expect of him. So that leaves us with Carr's dive and Schaub's draw. Since I refuse to believe Carr deserves any place on this wonderful list, I have to give it to Kubiak's decision to go with the draw in a situation like that.

Lastly, SportingNews gives us their Texans season preview. Nothing unusual here. Defense is the key. It's funny to note that according to SN, all of a sudden Eugene Wilson is a SS and Nick Ferguson mans the FS position.

Poll
What is the best "gutsy" moment in Texans history?
Billy Miller's touchdown catch
8 votes
Carr's touchdown drive
15 votes
Brown's game winner against the Colts
13 votes
'Dre's 4th and 10 catch against the Dolphins
75 votes
Schaub's QB draw
103 votes
Other (tell us what in the comments section below)
5 votes

219 votes | Poll has closed

0 recs  |  Comment 10 comments |

Story-email Email Printer Print

More from Battle Red Blog

NFL Game Picks: Week One

Sep 2009 by Jake - 15 comments

Pre-Game Recon With Gang Green Nation

Sep 2009 by Tim - 8 comments

Comments

Display:

I can't get any of the damn videos to load....

So tell me…were you kidding about Dominique Barber?

It will happen

by Rip Jersey on Jul 3, 2009 10:09 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Least Gutsiest Play?

I’d go with Phillip Buchanon’s “ole!” tackle against the Steelers a few years back.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jul 3, 2009 11:48 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

1-12?

or whatever our record against the colts is. i’d say Kris Brown gets the nod.

Looking forward to not having an 8-8 year!

by BattleRedHusker on Jul 3, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kicking a field is not gutsy

Clutch maybe, but I wouldn’t call it gutsy per se.

Great moment, though.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Jul 3, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also gutsy

The Coke Machine’s one-hander against GB last year.

And leaving Petey one-on-one against Megatron was gutsy too, in a criminally syphilis-and-hash-induced-insanity sort of way.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Jul 3, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Syphillis and Hash

Might as well be the codename for Richard Smith’s entire defensive philosophy.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jul 4, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only one that's actually "gutsy"

is Schaub’s QB draw. 4th down, 7 seconds left (after the play), to win the game. Gutsy is not a very applicable adjective to the other mentioned plays.

Dre’s catch though was absolutely spectacular. It was pure talent, rather than guts though.

by WhiskeyR on Jul 4, 2009 10:11 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Depending on how you define "gutsy"

you could call AJ’s catch gutsy. I mean, nothing Johnson did there was particularly “gutsy” (it was awesome, however), but Schaub’s decision to throw pretty far downfield into double coverage on 4th-and-10 was “gutsy” in the Favreian sense, I suppose.

Your friendly neighborhood Dream Shake mod.

by Only_A_Lad on Jul 4, 2009 5:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

now, as far as gutsiest play, you guys know better than I...but, as far as gutsiest "moment"...

I’d say, the moment the powers that be (Kubes) decided for Mario to be their #1 pick (knowing that making the call would be tremendously unpopular for an already struggling fledgling franchise still trying to make inroads with its hometown fans). To make the call that would single-handedly come to represent the turning point for how football decisions are conducted by the Texans, that took guts! In fact, considering how much was at stake if Mario had been a bust and Bush or Vince had gone on to the glory that was proclaimed to be theirs foir the taking, I’d have to say, it ranks among the gutsiest moments in NFL draft history. Dead on…but gutsy as hell!

by Smittybaby on Jul 6, 2009 12:31 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

I like your thinking here.

Rec’d.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Jul 6, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Your home for analysis and rants about all things Houston Texan.
Start posting about the Texans »

Join SB Nation and dive into communities focused on all your favorite teams.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

Change_small
Ask Some Colts Fans
Small
VY winning, good for the Texans future?
Dawesome_copy_small
Texans/Bills Cross-Blogging with Buffalo Rumblings

Recent FanPosts

Small
McClain hatchet job
Brb_small
Friday's Fantasy Fare--11/06/09
Small
titans vs texans mon night
Batman_avatar_small
Dirtiest Players In the NFL: SI Poll
Finnnnn_small
Texans Vs. Colts Trash Talkin'
New_ar15_small
CUSHING UP FOR ROOKIE OF THE WEEK!!  VOTE!!
Slaton_small
Texans On KSK: OD + Book of Mythology = Hilarity
Sunaipa_small
Adam Schein of FOX Sports: "Texans Are For Real."

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

Latest NFL Headlines from SB Nation

Acme Packing Company
Friday Injury Report: Green Bay Packers at Tampa
Niners Nation
Golden Nuggets: Gannon? Meh.
Bolts From The Blue
Chargers by the (Jersey) Numbers: #40

Editor

Brb_small Tim

Managers

Receiverchart_small bigfatdrunk

Funny_kubiak_small Jake

Authors

Comic_zombies_attack_circa_1999_small Riott

Sunaipa_small Mike Kerns

Pimp_small DreKeem