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Cowboys sign Carr From ESPN.moc

 Romo moved to #2 spot on depth chart

In a one of Jerry Jones' most bold and inspiring moves yet he has acquired Carr in trade for a set of "Milli Vanilli" concert tickets in the new stadium.    "This is a great deal for us, Romo has been and excellent starter for us but, now is the time for an upgrade to help ensure that we make it to another SuperBowl and have more Vince Lombardi trophies the those ^%#$% Steelers.   David brings and ability to have a great smile no matter how many times he is sacked in a day, this will make the O-Line feel better about themselves."   

Wade Philips said at the press conference "This is just part of my (meaning Jerry's) plan to improve this team every year, just like I have done my whole time here!"

Jerry said "This was a big move for us, that is why I called a couple of other guys around the league for a little advise and got some great insights, like when I called my buddy Al Davis and he said, "Oh I love Carr, the guy is FAST, and man he has to be smarter than any other QB out there"  then I called Stallworth, and he said " Man what a great guy, and he'll help out a guy in need, gosh just a few months ago down in FL he loaned me his Bentley when I couldn't find the keys to my car."

Romo though disappointed with the move says he'll have more time to find a hot girlfriend to replace Jessica, and wanted to know if anyone knew if Britney was single?

We are even giving him his #8 jersey, it's not like anyone here will notice.

 

 

In a related story it was revealed today that the new "Cowboys" stadium includes a prison block designated for former Gitmo inmates,  Jerry is thrilled as it will give him exclusive access to some of the top prospects in the Free Agent market.

In case you missed it this is all crap, but could happen!

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