I shit you not, my friends. Our own Matt "The Ultimate Weapon" Turk may have some competition. Turns out Chad Ochocinco may be as good an all-round threat as Turk. I don't know if you guys have seen this, but I just stumbled across it.
Ochocinco can kick extra points and kickoffs. Looks like he's got plenty of leg, too.
Also, why can't SBNation give us the ability to embed YouTubes into threads? That would be badass.