Open Game Day Thread: Minnesota v. Houston (El Segundo)
Uh.... Yeah! They always said the third preseason game is the closest to the regular season game that a fan can get.. So far we have DeMeco wrecking shop, Mario with a sack, and Schaub coming up lame. Yeah, it's pretty damn close. Join us in the comments below for the second half of the Texans vs Vikes. Favre be damned!
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Wow... they changed the posting format
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All I can say is
Work, work, kids, vacations, work, and work.
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Vonta is back
Now that is awesome
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Did you go get that rubbing alcohol?
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I bought a whole box. It was all they said they could legally sell me. Something about people in Austin raiding entire stores supplies…
by Tailgate Andy on Aug 31, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, look at Dan O!
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions
we've got a loooooot of starters out there
And +10 for DanO
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
HHOLY shit he missed Andre Davis, LOL
Wide, wide, wide open
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
That could be a big confidence booster for Dan O
…and it will also inevitably lead to “Dan O should start!” threads on message boards
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions
Nah
We still remember that whole “running out of your own endzone” moment. Well, at least for 1 more week or so.
Really? You think so?
Cause the Rosenchoppa didn’t stop people from chanting for Sage the next week…
by Tailgate Andy on Aug 31, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
something tells me it's good Dan-O is practicing with the starters
He may need this experience in the regular season, unfortunately.
Yeah, I'd say that's a safe bet
Sadly.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
helllll yeahhhhhhhhh
big play dan o! but if that pass if on da #’s its 6…
by chrisd21 on Aug 31, 2009 8:53 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
5 minutes of my life for 12 yards
Fuck you, childress.
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Aug 31, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
No shit, man
I mean, I guess we should blame the system… but holy shit how long does it take – especially when it’s obvious what the call is?
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Definitely good to see that.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, you ain't kiddin'
I just ran the DVR back. KFPanda OWNED the hillbilly on that play. Nice.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Slaton needs to bounce it outside
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"Alex Gibbs has a lot of wrinkles up his sleeve"
What now?
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions
Fuckin Dan
He had a straight line and got caught by the fattest DL on the field…. fuck.
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At least he didn't leap in the air, LOL
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh look, bad time management.
…can’t stop the run.
…Schaub getting hurt.
Get me out of this time machine!
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions
Texans Football
It’s Mediocrity at its finest.
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Time to
send in the kicking team. I’ll buy the next round if I’m wrong.
I'll take a bud light
I’m a cheep date
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OK
Totally wrong on that one. We got lucky on that one.
INT by backup QB
Gonna party like it’s 2008.
Do I hear helicopters?
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
Oh God, the flashbacks are starting
I don’t think my liver can take it.
by Tailgate Andy on Aug 31, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
chopchopchopchopchopCHOPCHOPCHOP!!!!
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
A bad throw... and a bad bounce?
Dan O will fit right in
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Why
does it seem like our WR’s tackle better than our defense?
lol
candidate for Gameday post of the day…
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Has Okam seen the field at all?
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions
Not that I've noticed
The departure of TJ should bode well for him… one would think.
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Seems like a good time
For Connor Barwin’s third sack.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions
I'd kill to see a push like that from the Texans O-line.
Maybe if we played the Texans D-line it would happen.
Holding in the Endzone
Great job refs!
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A flag on Brett Christ?
FUCK Brett Favre.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
Why
would the Viking call that play? How stupid can you be?
Motherfucker we better get some payback for that low hit
I don’t give a rat shit about flags either.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions
a miracle!
ron “jeezus” jaworski trying 2 turn water into wine on yet ANOTHER cheap hit by the god damn vikqueens! FUCK you brett favre you have no class sir!
by chrisd21 on Aug 31, 2009 9:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Brett is a douche
Cant wait for someone to rape him, repeatedly. Get well soon Wilson
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
DeMeco's last tackle...
I love DVR
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How much do you want to bet
that Favre’s cheap shot on Wilson becomes an example of Favre sacrificing his body for the good of the team on SportsCenter tomorrow?
Also
that Vikings fans deny that it was a cheap shot.
by Tailgate Andy on Aug 31, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Sincerely,
The Jared Allen hits last year.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Nothing. Odds too much in your favor
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
It's a lock
… and I will spray vomit.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
DeMeco Ryans has 16 tackles in this game.
16.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions
Can he also play D-Line? O-Line? RB?
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm
THAT would be an interesting play. I would hate to have to tackle him.
Jesus
I actually wish TJ was here. When Favre went low, he woulda just shinned him in the damn head.
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
by Riott on Aug 31, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
And then said something about that Scarecrow shit
he came up with earlier.
by Tailgate Andy on Aug 31, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Put Demeco in
and let him crack block someone
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
What?
Crack back block’s are illegal and immoral. Unless you’re Brett Favre.
by Tailgate Andy on Aug 31, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
shimmy shimmy yahhhhhh!
cuz brett favre is a ODB….
by chrisd21 on Aug 31, 2009 9:16 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Are you kidding?
That would make sense and shit. Why would we do something like that?
by Tailgate Andy on Aug 31, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
true
And Kubiak would probably try to challenge it, anyway.
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
TAKE AJ OUT OF THE FUCKIN GAME DAMNIT
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Durga!
Between you and Chris’ “chopchopchopchopCHOPCHOPCHOP!!!” I’m gonna develop a complex.
by Tailgate Andy on Aug 31, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Was he still in there?
Uh… what is happening?
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Unless Shaub is really injured...
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looks like the starting WRs are now out. all new group last snap
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
Why? Punt?
Why? Punt?
Why fucking Punt?
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its preseason for the punters too
turk needs to practice kicking into endzone
by CrackerAssCracker on Aug 31, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
Barwin, Okam, Bulman, robinson
Current dline
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
Was that a Quinn sighting?
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
Glover Quin
Our 4th round pick
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
Oh yeah.
I kept thinking Quinn Gray. I blame the rubbing alcohol.
by Tailgate Andy on Aug 31, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Okam with a near sack
They don’t count those…. do they?
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Y'all could keep a counter off to the side
along with other stats to keep Texans fans from jumping off tall buildings. I’d suggest a counter for moral victories to start with.
by Tailgate Andy on Aug 31, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Hurries!
Okam got himself a hurry! Awesome.
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good job barwin and okam
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
Where's that Brink Kid
Someone give him an Apple and throw his ass in there
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As a side note,
Jon Gruden is a better commenter than head coach
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
No doubt
Too bad we’ll only get one season with him.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Definately better than Cornheiser
Like him on PTI, can’t stand him in the booth.
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Wow, they are amping up the Favre bullshit even more.
Shots of John Gruden with Favre.
Shots of Favre getting off the plane.
Shots of ESPN collectively with their balls in Favre’s mouth.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, not surprised.
It’s too important to just hope a rookie or other guy can pick it up as well as the specialist.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll tell his mom
She’ll be thrilled.
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win or lose...
we lose. lots of knicks and bruises, and more questions than answers. SHIT!
by chrisd21 on Aug 31, 2009 9:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Rosencopter has become...
Rosenfall.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
Sage #2
How fittingly ironic
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I almost feel bad for him
But he is making 5 mil to back up, so eh
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
Ahem... Now for Alanis Morisolis
“Waited his whole damn career to be QB1, as Favre rolled in, he thought “well isn’t this fun…” Isnt it ironic…
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It’s like a helicopteeeeer crashing on your field!
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
He does
But that was hardly a sack, lol.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
thanx!
preciate the “fall” sage! rosencopter is forgiven now! lol
by chrisd21 on Aug 31, 2009 9:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
DelJuan again
I don’t know why nobody thinks he’s having a good preseason.
Nobody’s been in the backfield more – and actually finishing the plays – more than him.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
Should I munch on some Jalepeno cornbread...
or stick to the diet?
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Fuck that.
I was on a diet till I had 7 beers plus half a Chuy’s burrito tonight.
by Tailgate Andy on Aug 31, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
TBT
I drank a sixer of Sammy Octofest… Diet be damned.
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This has something to do with the whole weak and strong thing, huh?
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WHOA
Nice pursuit and tackle by Okam on that screen!
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions
i have a feeling that i’m going to get tired of seeing screen passes from the opposition this year
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
Martinez, I doubt it.
Foster, I’d like him to, but Moats has looked pretty good.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
vikqueens....
or vik “screens”? its all they ever run….
by chrisd21 on Aug 31, 2009 9:45 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Observation from first half
Sean Cody played well in the first half. He didn’t get murdered at the point of attack
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
That was an awesome, awesome block
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
No kidding
I was thinking the same thing. Who made that block? Moats?
could we keep foster over moats
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
Not if there's any chance Foster makes it
on to the Practice Squad.
by Tailgate Andy on Aug 31, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Highly, highly unlikely
They had to sign him to a two year deal to get him. Someone will jump on him.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
It appears that
the Vikings are good at sniffing out screens as well as running them
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
...and ALL plays inside two minutes.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
How'd you describe it last year?
Pussy soft end of game defense?
by Tailgate Andy on Aug 31, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Barwin just got his ass kicked on a run play again
I’m tellin’ you, all this talk about him starting at end soon is way, way off.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions
As real as it gets....
Like my five year old son says… “aye yia yia”
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So that's how you spell that.
I prefer the German “Oje”. It convey’s the same feeling, in two fewer words.
by Tailgate Andy on Aug 31, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn... just saw that Favre block on Wilson
all I’m going to say is Favre should be happy that wasn’t Travis Johnson he tried to block.
by goingforthecorner on Aug 31, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
im impressed with the run D
after that horrid first play of the game, the run d shaped up. good to see that. i have now changed my opinion of who i want to give a career ending injury to, from tom brady to brett favre. also the refs are practically holding favre’s hand in this game. texans offense needs to get it together though. we were smashed in first quater.
"We don't need refs, but i guess white guys need something to do."- Charles Barkley
by Rockets 4 Life on Aug 31, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions
Disagree
The Texans gave up 180 yards on the ground. That’s still 105 yards AFTER the big play.
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by HoustonDiehards on Aug 31, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Dibs on Terrence Cody.
In the alternative, dibs on Taylor Mays.
In the alternative alternative, dibs on Eric Berry.
by Tailgate Andy on Aug 31, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
All day, every day.
Hopefully we won’t be drafting high enough to take him, though.
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