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Opening Day Open Game Day Thread: New York Jets @ Houston JUGGERNAUT

It's like Christmas, the Fourth of July, and Labor Day in September.  It's like an ice cream sundae with a beer on top.

Happy happy, joy joy.  Get up and dance!  Football is back!

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ah hem.... (clears throat)

Twas the night before opener….
and all thru the house…
no texan fan could sleep…
which angered plenty a spouse.

"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."

by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 9:56 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

amen

Gimme some sack lunch

by SackLunch on Sep 13, 2009 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

U got that right

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 13, 2009 10:05 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I was awake at 730 this morning

…and I was WIRED like I’d smoked crack in my sleep.

I’m wearing white, too. I’m a football nerd.

And I’m so, so ready. I can’t believe it’s finally here. That win against the Bears seems like it was a year ago.

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 10:04 AM CDT reply actions  

My daughter...

decided she wanted to wake up at 5:45. Rather than do the usual “wait her out and see if my wife gets up first,” I popped out of bed, grabbed the kid, and fired up NFLN. I almost overdosed on Baldinger and Sharpe before 7am.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 13, 2009 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

I was awake at 7:30… in China. I’ve been up and amped for about 16 hours now. Somebody needs to invent some other ways to pass time in this world.

by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

ways to pass time?

I think it’s called “beer and porn”

by grungedave on Sep 13, 2009 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

CHINA?

Damn, dude. I hope you’ve found a stream to watch the game?

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hava.

I think it’s similar to Slingbox. Had to Proxy around it (apparently Texans football is harmful to glorious nation and great exalted leader). But hopefully it holds up today.

by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

If it doesn't work...

email me. I might have something that will work for you.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 13, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

last year

i always wore my mario williams jerzey on game day…well i got it signed after the Vikings MNF game…so now i got a calvin johnson jersey i were on gameday (since hes my 2nd fav WR behind AJ)…but yea, GO TEXANS

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 10:11 AM CDT reply actions  

Stuck at work...

Sitting in this office, champing at the bit, radio tuned in, but not so tuned as my itching need for the damned kick-off already.

One more opener…one more chance for some satisfaction—at long last—or another round of ‘oh my god!’ when we make dumb-shit mistakes and stupid penalties.

C’mon fellas! Just hold your own this time! Last chance to start out shining and there’s no storm to give an excuse about. Just do it.

by SBond on Sep 13, 2009 10:24 AM CDT reply actions  

Hi all

football! Wooooooooooooooo!

Any one got a link for watching it online?

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Sep 13, 2009 10:30 AM CDT reply actions  

just like Christmas...

I could not get to sleep last night. Like I was 8 years old waiting for Santa.

… hopefully I was a good boy and Football Santa delivers me a big W today.

On my way to Coaches Pub in midtown at 11am to drink and be merry and watch a Mario beat down of the rookie QB.

by grungedave on Sep 13, 2009 10:42 AM CDT reply actions  

wow..

I woke up at around 7:35 today.
I’ll be going to the game today. Is anyone else from BRB going?

oh, by the way, i’m new :) been lurking here since last year though

"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in
I've been out of this to rub wit the red hands of my fear" Typical Cats -- Any Day

by PinoyPride23. on Sep 13, 2009 10:47 AM CDT reply actions  

Tim, Shake, Papabear

Many are already there.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 13, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

well..

i don’t really know them :-P
I’m late, i’ll check back on this thread after the game.

later, guys!

"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in
I've been out of this to rub wit the red hands of my fear" Typical Cats -- Any Day

by PinoyPride23. on Sep 13, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

In the orange lot.

With women b. Shoppin, corn on the schaub and family and friends. We’re about 4 beers deep and just about primed and ready to go!

by MadMartygan on Sep 13, 2009 10:48 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

haha

i’m underage, turning 18 this october, so, no beers for me.

"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in
I've been out of this to rub wit the red hands of my fear" Typical Cats -- Any Day

by PinoyPride23. on Sep 13, 2009 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

as your lawyer...

… I advise you to drink up. ;-)

by grungedave on Sep 13, 2009 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

good call :D
you’re a bad influence, but what the hell.

GO TEXANS!

"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in
I've been out of this to rub wit the red hands of my fear" Typical Cats -- Any Day

by PinoyPride23. on Sep 13, 2009 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Week 1

Finally, it’s gameday. Texans 28 Jets 12. I’m gonna hang em out on this one. I hate rookie QB’s on the road.

by txnpwrlifter on Sep 13, 2009 10:56 AM CDT reply actions  

Is anyone else confused by the inactives??/

BOTH Chris White AND Antoine Caldwell.
Anthony Hill – I thought he was going to save us from 3-4 defenses?
DelJuan, Reeves, Wilson, and Walter are hurting, so no surprise there.
Orlovsky is the #3.

Hill is young, so it doesn’t SHOCK me, but I thought he was here specifically to block. His receiving doesn’t mean dick.

But I’m SHOCKED that BOTH White and Caldwell are out. WTF? If Myers aggravates that ankle, who is our center? Studdard?? Or can Briesel play center?

Weird. I guess this also means that Chaun Thompson is healthy?

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 11:02 AM CDT reply actions  

I guess Kubes thinks the line will not get any injuries this year… just like last year, ya know?

by NormZinNJ on Sep 13, 2009 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

No chance that happens

But hopefully he’s right for this one game at least.

Just heard on the radio that if something happened to Myers, Briesel would play center.

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't be surprised if...

…Myers starts getting pushed around too much that we see Caldwell step in. I agree, that kid is proto-perfectly sized to take on 3-4 nosetackles. Whether or not he’s ready to do just that must be the question now, huh?

by SBond on Sep 13, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Step in when? He can't - he's inactive.

I hope the extra weight that Myers put on shows up in his play… because Kris Jenkins is no friggin’ joke when he’s on.

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

I smoked'em!

All at the same time.

It’s the only prescription I know for combating pre-Texans game nervousness.

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Inactives

Texans declared third QB Dan Orlovsky, WR Kevin Walter, TE Anthony Hill, DL DelJuan Robinson, C Chris White, C Antoine Caldwell, DB Jacques Reeves and DB Eugene Wilson inactive.

Orlovsky lost out to Rex Grossman for the backup QB job. Walter’s hamstring wasn’t good enough to go, so Andre’ Davis will get the start.
Source: The Texans on Twitter

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 11:11 AM CDT reply actions  

interestingly enough

during training camp i woulda thought all of these guys would be active…reeves, walter, wilson all out due to injury but orlovsky and robinson i thought were locks….Hill White Caldwell were also pretty much guranteed…i guess we got some nice depth

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

It.is.here.

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 13, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions  

almost

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 13, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Christmas day would be so much better with a Jets win...

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Sep 13, 2009 11:26 AM CDT reply actions  

Okay, 30 minutes away

And usually, I get more and more fearful and skeptic as the games draw closer.

For some reason today, it’s the opposite. I’m starting to feel better.

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 11:27 AM CDT reply actions  

here's hoping....

for an injury free game.

"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."

by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 11:28 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

A lil weirded out by the all white...

Can’t recall that we’ve ever put up a W in this uni

Good time to start something new, huh?

by SBond on Sep 13, 2009 11:36 AM CDT reply actions  

2007 opener against the Chiefs

We won pretty comfortably… also the game where Mario recovered a fumble and returned it for a TD!

Then again… last time we wore Liberty White was the Ravens game last year. Yeesh.

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'd take that game...

…as a repeat right now. Thanks, had forgotten the all whites in that one.

by SBond on Sep 13, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've allready

Walked my dogs three times

I’m thinking okoye is the key today

by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 11:41 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I feel good

If we can run the ball at least semi effectively. I’m anxious to see what c brown can do and Cushing as well.

by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 11:45 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Im mega excited

eom

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 11:53 AM CDT reply actions  

same.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its time! go texans!!

"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."

by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 11:57 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I feel you....

It’s the uncertainty mixed with anticipation mixed with expectation mixed with excitement!

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Qatar is in the hizzy

Good to see you all again. Let’s hope for a better start this time ’round.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 11:55 AM CDT reply actions  

Sup tGC?

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's 8pm here and I will have one beer tonight

That’s because I currently only own one.

How about you Solis? Haven’t heard from you in a while.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm good bro

Things have been hectic… como siempre

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Glad to hear that all is well

Let’s hope it well be better in about 3 and a half hours.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

werd

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

My wife is putting the kids to bed

She thinks this whole sports thing is weird.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bless her heart...

Mine is out buying snacks for the True Blood finale…

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

is fired up....

AND has fired it up.

"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."

by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 11:58 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

That will probably help you when things go wrong

And all you have to worry about is where you put the Oreos.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

first drive...

shaubby on his ass twice. not a good start 4 the o line… letz hope we settle in.

"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."

by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 12:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, quick score and

some smash-mouth D to get it charged up!

by SBond on Sep 13, 2009 12:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Why the fuck

Is my stream showing the Fulham game?

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:02 PM CDT reply actions  

HERE WE GO!

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:02 PM CDT reply actions  

texans recieving

i thought davis was the KR and Jones PR?

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 12:02 PM CDT reply actions  

nvm

davis starting…makes sense…

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kickoff

And 65 inches of stellar HD

by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 12:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Nice

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

already 1st penalty

good return by JJ, brought back by holding on chaun thompson

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 12:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh.

No more hits like that on Schaub, please.

by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 12:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Beast.

Chris Brown looks like he’s 7 feet tall.

by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit that was not good

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 13, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jets

defense is looking pretty fast. Good closing speed.

by Big T33 on Sep 13, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Ryans blitzes are crazy

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions  

True that.

Not to mention, it’s tough to pick up a blitz when you need three linemen to stop Jenkins. Wonder how we’re gonna get around that this game?

by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Misdirections...

quick slants… keep attacking.

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok Frank

Let’s see what you can do now that you’re in charge of the D.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

wow....
  1. made a hell of a play

"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."

by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 12:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Zac attack!

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice read by the d

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice start

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 13, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

Cushing looks pretty fucking big. That’s a good thing

by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 12:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Thomas Jones to the outside?

Awesome. Let’s get some Leon Washington up the middle, now.

by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 12:11 PM CDT reply actions  

And now a passing down!

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Mario!

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

DRob!

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:11 PM CDT reply actions  

D rob

Looks ready to go and man Cushing is big. Biggest lb we’ve ever had

by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 12:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Blitz.

Now.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice 3 n out

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:12 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

It’s a Texans defensive stop!

Your friendly neighborhood Dream Shake mod.

by Only_A_Lad on Sep 13, 2009 12:12 PM CDT reply actions  

a miracle

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 13, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

link

anyone have a link to watch this or to listen to it? thanks

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Sep 13, 2009 12:13 PM CDT reply actions  

My Irish friend

According to myp2p.eu there’s a streamtorrent link available, but they’re currently showing Fulham v Everton.

That match is over, though, so perhaps they’ll switch now.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are the man#!!!!

Thank you!

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Sep 13, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love you.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

suddenly

it’s brokeback mountain. im so glad i live in houston and have a TV.

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 13, 2009 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ewww

Slaton looks real slow.

by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Indecisive even

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe he gained too much weight?

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think

it’s more that the o-line looks weak.

Your friendly neighborhood Dream Shake mod.

by Only_A_Lad on Sep 13, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucking God guys

Protect him for once.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:17 PM CDT reply actions  

This is about how I thought this game would go

Chris Myers is being exploited to the fullest.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 12:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Yup

…and I caught grief on message boards for being terrified of this game.

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where is all that dirty cut blocking...?

We could use some right about now…

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Play-calling isn't all that creative either

We look very predictable. Almost Capers-like; run up the got on 1st and 2nd, slant on 3rd.

by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Epic hit

Where’s the protection? WTF???

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Sep 13, 2009 12:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Schaub is going to get killed

At least the defense looks good, but our offense is this teams strength..

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 12:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I hate Ed Hoculi

now more than ever

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:21 PM CDT reply actions  

This is some kind of sick joke

My stream went from football to Brokeback Mountain.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy shit

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

You found a stream?

I’m stranded now that the slingbox kicked it.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 13, 2009 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

FIN Broke back mountain

If I wanted to watch man love I’d watch the TITs play

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Sep 13, 2009 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, Hochuli

I missed you in the offseason.

Your friendly neighborhood Dream Shake mod.

by Only_A_Lad on Sep 13, 2009 12:21 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

A TEXANS BLITZ!

Your friendly neighborhood Dream Shake mod.

by Only_A_Lad on Sep 13, 2009 12:22 PM CDT reply actions  

We are stacking that box

Can Sanchez beat the secondary, is the question.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 12:22 PM CDT reply actions  

what the hell...

can we stop celebrating after every play??? sheeesh…..

"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."

by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 12:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

the Texans are just happy

it’s football season

Your friendly neighborhood Dream Shake mod.

by Only_A_Lad on Sep 13, 2009 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

fan assists....

1!

"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."

by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 12:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Can't

too excited about a new season. It’ll calm down soon enough.

by Big T33 on Sep 13, 2009 12:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I am higher on Cushing than my DGDB&D lads

But he got juked and frozen by Sanchez. He looked shocked that he had a path to Sanchez in the first place. I’ll chalk it up to rust.

by socctty on Sep 13, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, so close

Your friendly neighborhood Dream Shake mod.

by Only_A_Lad on Sep 13, 2009 12:24 PM CDT reply actions  

any radio link?

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Sep 13, 2009 12:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Jets have two straight 3rd down conversions

from passing plays. Neither team has ran the ball well outside a Chris Brown 1st down.

by goingforthecorner on Sep 13, 2009 12:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Dangelo Williams.

Making me look like a FF genious baby. I’m comin for you chris. Cushing should have had sanchez

by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 12:28 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Every pass he completes, Sanchez gets more confidence

Meanwhile – Matt Schaub is getting the living shit kicked out of him.

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 12:28 PM CDT reply actions  

"Slobber slobber Sanchez slurp slobber"

This call is making me sick

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Meet the new D

Same as the old D.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

The Fred got beat

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Cmon Fred

Wrap your man up.

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 13, 2009 12:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Cush is a big sombitch, aint he?

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, reminds me of

When Randy White came into the league. He looked like a giant in college, still looked huge in the NFL

by SBond on Sep 13, 2009 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll be in Denver's thread most of the day

But I thought I’d stop by to wish you guys luck!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 13, 2009 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

We win!

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

For a team that cant run the ball

They sure are working the clock… lord almighty

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Houston will win this game!!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 13, 2009 12:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks Mike

Always a pleasure to see you.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Our good luck charm...

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Any streams?

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Sep 13, 2009 12:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Dirty Sanchez

I just want to see Cushing slam Sanchez into the ground and see this defense friggin get a stop on 3rd down.

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 12:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Be back later

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 13, 2009 12:33 PM CDT reply actions  

You help hold them to three...

so thanks for that

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha...

ammeebeee aa koye yuh (according to phil simms)

"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."

by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 12:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

lol

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Andre

Needs to be the focus of the next drive. Couple quick slants so schaub isn’t in Ben taub by the half

by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 12:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

yeah...

need to work Vonta into that middle to help subdue Jenkins

by SBond on Sep 13, 2009 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Schaub

Time to watch Schaub get his ass kicked again…Maybe we should get Big Ben as our qb if they are going to get hit all the time. He is used to playing against defenses like this.

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's hope we've made some adjustments.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lets hope

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

We should put Grossman in for one series

Then let the NYJ linebacks tire themselves out with back-breaking hits on him. When they throw Schaub back in, it’ll be easy pickins.

by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like that plan

Plus, who knows, he might connect with a deep one.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Slaton

They should give more carries to Brown since Slaton hasnt done squat.

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 12:38 PM CDT reply actions  

No holes....

shoddy oline play

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

How you know it's a bad quarter

The Vonta Leach screen pass is the best weapon.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 12:39 PM CDT reply actions  

New thread up!

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 13, 2009 12:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Vonta leach

Is a bowling ball. That is all

by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 12:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

adjustments....

and get off the GODDAMN script koob! shit!

"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."

by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 12:45 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Gotta get the fucking running game going...

Only way Schaub can get time for the long ball

by SBond on Sep 13, 2009 12:50 PM CDT reply actions  

nice job dumb ass...

calling a phantom sack.

"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."

by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 12:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

God, here we go again...

The Texans are the most generous team in the league…we give freely

by SBond on Sep 13, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Just a poor showing all around...

no offense without give-aways…
too many mistakes on defense…
no successful defensive pressure

by SBond on Sep 13, 2009 1:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Okay...

so we made all out mistakes in the first two quarters…will the real Texans please come to the second half?

by SBond on Sep 13, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

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