Opening Day Open Game Day Thread: New York Jets @ Houston JUGGERNAUT
It's like Christmas, the Fourth of July, and Labor Day in September. It's like an ice cream sundae with a beer on top.
Happy happy, joy joy. Get up and dance! Football is back!
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ah hem.... (clears throat)
Twas the night before opener….
and all thru the house…
no texan fan could sleep…
which angered plenty a spouse.
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 9:56 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
U got that right
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 13, 2009 10:05 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I was awake at 730 this morning
…and I was WIRED like I’d smoked crack in my sleep.
I’m wearing white, too. I’m a football nerd.
And I’m so, so ready. I can’t believe it’s finally here. That win against the Bears seems like it was a year ago.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 10:04 AM CDT reply actions
My daughter...
decided she wanted to wake up at 5:45. Rather than do the usual “wait her out and see if my wife gets up first,” I popped out of bed, grabbed the kid, and fired up NFLN. I almost overdosed on Baldinger and Sharpe before 7am.
Yay, sports.
Seriously.
I was awake at 7:30… in China. I’ve been up and amped for about 16 hours now. Somebody needs to invent some other ways to pass time in this world.
by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
CHINA?
Damn, dude. I hope you’ve found a stream to watch the game?
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Hava.
I think it’s similar to Slingbox. Had to Proxy around it (apparently Texans football is harmful to glorious nation and great exalted leader). But hopefully it holds up today.
by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
last year
i always wore my mario williams jerzey on game day…well i got it signed after the Vikings MNF game…so now i got a calvin johnson jersey i were on gameday (since hes my 2nd fav WR behind AJ)…but yea, GO TEXANS
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 10:11 AM CDT reply actions
Stuck at work...
Sitting in this office, champing at the bit, radio tuned in, but not so tuned as my itching need for the damned kick-off already.
One more opener…one more chance for some satisfaction—at long last—or another round of ‘oh my god!’ when we make dumb-shit mistakes and stupid penalties.
C’mon fellas! Just hold your own this time! Last chance to start out shining and there’s no storm to give an excuse about. Just do it.
Hi all
football! Wooooooooooooooo!
Any one got a link for watching it online?
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
just like Christmas...
I could not get to sleep last night. Like I was 8 years old waiting for Santa.
… hopefully I was a good boy and Football Santa delivers me a big W today.
On my way to Coaches Pub in midtown at 11am to drink and be merry and watch a Mario beat down of the rookie QB.
wow..
I woke up at around 7:35 today.
I’ll be going to the game today. Is anyone else from BRB going?
oh, by the way, i’m new :) been lurking here since last year though
"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in
I've been out of this to rub wit the red hands of my fear" Typical Cats -- Any Day
Tim, Shake, Papabear
Many are already there.
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 13, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
well..
i don’t really know them :-P
I’m late, i’ll check back on this thread after the game.
later, guys!
"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in
I've been out of this to rub wit the red hands of my fear" Typical Cats -- Any Day
by PinoyPride23. on Sep 13, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
In the orange lot.
With women b. Shoppin, corn on the schaub and family and friends. We’re about 4 beers deep and just about primed and ready to go!
by MadMartygan on Sep 13, 2009 10:48 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
haha
i’m underage, turning 18 this october, so, no beers for me.
"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in
I've been out of this to rub wit the red hands of my fear" Typical Cats -- Any Day
by PinoyPride23. on Sep 13, 2009 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
lol
good call :D
you’re a bad influence, but what the hell.
GO TEXANS!
"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in
I've been out of this to rub wit the red hands of my fear" Typical Cats -- Any Day
by PinoyPride23. on Sep 13, 2009 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Week 1
Finally, it’s gameday. Texans 28 Jets 12. I’m gonna hang em out on this one. I hate rookie QB’s on the road.
Is anyone else confused by the inactives??/
BOTH Chris White AND Antoine Caldwell.
Anthony Hill – I thought he was going to save us from 3-4 defenses?
DelJuan, Reeves, Wilson, and Walter are hurting, so no surprise there.
Orlovsky is the #3.
Hill is young, so it doesn’t SHOCK me, but I thought he was here specifically to block. His receiving doesn’t mean dick.
But I’m SHOCKED that BOTH White and Caldwell are out. WTF? If Myers aggravates that ankle, who is our center? Studdard?? Or can Briesel play center?
Weird. I guess this also means that Chaun Thompson is healthy?
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 11:02 AM CDT reply actions
No chance that happens
But hopefully he’s right for this one game at least.
Just heard on the radio that if something happened to Myers, Briesel would play center.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't be surprised if...
…Myers starts getting pushed around too much that we see Caldwell step in. I agree, that kid is proto-perfectly sized to take on 3-4 nosetackles. Whether or not he’s ready to do just that must be the question now, huh?
Step in when? He can't - he's inactive.
I hope the extra weight that Myers put on shows up in his play… because Kris Jenkins is no friggin’ joke when he’s on.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I smoked'em!
All at the same time.
It’s the only prescription I know for combating pre-Texans game nervousness.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Inactives
Texans declared third QB Dan Orlovsky, WR Kevin Walter, TE Anthony Hill, DL DelJuan Robinson, C Chris White, C Antoine Caldwell, DB Jacques Reeves and DB Eugene Wilson inactive.
Orlovsky lost out to Rex Grossman for the backup QB job. Walter’s hamstring wasn’t good enough to go, so Andre’ Davis will get the start.
Source: The Texans on Twitter
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 11:11 AM CDT reply actions
interestingly enough
during training camp i woulda thought all of these guys would be active…reeves, walter, wilson all out due to injury but orlovsky and robinson i thought were locks….Hill White Caldwell were also pretty much guranteed…i guess we got some nice depth
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
It.is.here.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
almost
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Christmas day would be so much better with a Jets win...
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
Okay, 30 minutes away
And usually, I get more and more fearful and skeptic as the games draw closer.
For some reason today, it’s the opposite. I’m starting to feel better.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 11:27 AM CDT reply actions
here's hoping....
for an injury free game.
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 11:28 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
A lil weirded out by the all white...
Can’t recall that we’ve ever put up a W in this uni
Good time to start something new, huh?
2007 opener against the Chiefs
We won pretty comfortably… also the game where Mario recovered a fumble and returned it for a TD!
Then again… last time we wore Liberty White was the Ravens game last year. Yeesh.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd take that game...
…as a repeat right now. Thanks, had forgotten the all whites in that one.
I've allready
Walked my dogs three times
I’m thinking okoye is the key today
by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 11:41 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I feel good
If we can run the ball at least semi effectively. I’m anxious to see what c brown can do and Cushing as well.
by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 11:45 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
KICK THE TIRES AND LIGHT THE FIRES.....LET'S GET IT DONE!
In Canada our balls are bigger
by canadian texan on Sep 13, 2009 11:52 AM CDT reply actions
same.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its time! go texans!!
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 11:57 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I feel like I'm going to throw up. I'm so nervous.
This is ridiculous.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 11:54 AM CDT reply actions
I feel you....
It’s the uncertainty mixed with anticipation mixed with expectation mixed with excitement!
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Qatar is in the hizzy
Good to see you all again. Let’s hope for a better start this time ’round.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 11:55 AM CDT reply actions
It's 8pm here and I will have one beer tonight
That’s because I currently only own one.
How about you Solis? Haven’t heard from you in a while.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm good bro
Things have been hectic… como siempre
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Glad to hear that all is well
Let’s hope it well be better in about 3 and a half hours.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
My wife is making fun of me
She says I look like a wreck.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 11:58 AM CDT reply actions
My wife is putting the kids to bed
She thinks this whole sports thing is weird.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Bless her heart...
Mine is out buying snacks for the True Blood finale…
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LOL
I’ll be watching that too.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
is fired up....
AND has fired it up.
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 11:58 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
That will probably help you when things go wrong
And all you have to worry about is where you put the Oreos.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
first drive...
shaubby on his ass twice. not a good start 4 the o line… letz hope we settle in.
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 12:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
2 more freaking minutes!!!
COME ON ALREADY!!! HERES TO A KR TD BY ANDRE DAVIS ON FIRST PLAY OF SEASON!!!
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 11:59 AM CDT reply actions
Yeah, quick score and
some smash-mouth D to get it charged up!
IT'S TIME. IT'S HERE. LET'S FUCKING GO MOTHERFUCKERS.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 12:00 PM CDT reply actions
there waiting for the texans fans to come
to put more pressure on sanchez….get him in the fire asap!
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Why the fuck
Is my stream showing the Fulham game?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:02 PM CDT reply actions
texans recieving
i thought davis was the KR and Jones PR?
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 12:02 PM CDT reply actions
nvm
davis starting…makes sense…
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Kickoff
And 65 inches of stellar HD
by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 12:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
already 1st penalty
good return by JJ, brought back by holding on chaun thompson
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 12:03 PM CDT reply actions
Ugh.
No more hits like that on Schaub, please.
Beast.
Chris Brown looks like he’s 7 feet tall.
by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
slaton stopped in backfield
lost prolly 3…
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 12:06 PM CDT reply actions
shit that was not good
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Jets
defense is looking pretty fast. Good closing speed.
True that.
Not to mention, it’s tough to pick up a blitz when you need three linemen to stop Jenkins. Wonder how we’re gonna get around that this game?
by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Misdirections...
quick slants… keep attacking.
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nice stopping leon there
Lets go DEF!
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions
Ok Frank
Let’s see what you can do now that you’re in charge of the D.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions
nice start
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Wow
Cushing looks pretty fucking big. That’s a good thing
by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 12:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Thomas Jones to the outside?
Awesome. Let’s get some Leon Washington up the middle, now.
And now a passing down!
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:11 PM CDT reply actions
Blitz.
Now.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:12 PM CDT reply actions
link
anyone have a link to watch this or to listen to it? thanks
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
My Irish friend
According to myp2p.eu there’s a streamtorrent link available, but they’re currently showing Fulham v Everton.
That match is over, though, so perhaps they’ll switch now.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I love you.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
jones fair catches at 32
texans back
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 12:13 PM CDT reply actions
Maybe he gained too much weight?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucking God guys
Protect him for once.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:17 PM CDT reply actions
This is about how I thought this game would go
Chris Myers is being exploited to the fullest.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
Yup
…and I caught grief on message boards for being terrified of this game.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Where is all that dirty cut blocking...?
We could use some right about now…
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Play-calling isn't all that creative either
We look very predictable. Almost Capers-like; run up the got on 1st and 2nd, slant on 3rd.
by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Schaub is going to get killed
At least the defense looks good, but our offense is this teams strength..
I hate Ed Hoculi
now more than ever
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This is some kind of sick joke
My stream went from football to Brokeback Mountain.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:21 PM CDT reply actions
You found a stream?
I’m stranded now that the slingbox kicked it.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 13, 2009 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
FIN Broke back mountain
If I wanted to watch man love I’d watch the TITs play
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
We are stacking that box
Can Sanchez beat the secondary, is the question.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
what the hell...
can we stop celebrating after every play??? sheeesh…..
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 12:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
fan assists....
1!
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 12:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Can't
too excited about a new season. It’ll calm down soon enough.
Nice job by Cushing blocking Smith for a sack, LOL
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 12:24 PM CDT reply actions
I am higher on Cushing than my DGDB&D lads
But he got juked and frozen by Sanchez. He looked shocked that he had a path to Sanchez in the first place. I’ll chalk it up to rust.
Good to see we fixed our screen problems on D
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 12:25 PM CDT reply actions
Well you've got to respect a first-game QB's deep ball...
Wait n/m.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Tough to do...
With a horrible, horrible strong safety.
by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Looks like they've all gone to the weak-side
I though Cushing would help with this, but if they go to towards weakside, he’s out of the play.
Jets have two straight 3rd down conversions
from passing plays. Neither team has ran the ball well outside a Chris Brown 1st down.
by goingforthecorner on Sep 13, 2009 12:26 PM CDT reply actions
Dangelo Williams.
Making me look like a FF genious baby. I’m comin for you chris. Cushing should have had sanchez
by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 12:28 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Every pass he completes, Sanchez gets more confidence
Meanwhile – Matt Schaub is getting the living shit kicked out of him.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 12:28 PM CDT reply actions
"Slobber slobber Sanchez slurp slobber"
This call is making me sick
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Zgonina is actually getting playing time?
We’re fucked.
Meet the new D
Same as the old D.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:29 PM CDT reply actions
Not as bad as Barber.
That was a shaming.
by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Cmon Fred
Wrap your man up.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
It was one of those tackles that Matt was always blasting him over
Jumping in at the last second to get credit for half a tackle.
Cush is a big sombitch, aint he?
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Yeah, reminds me of
When Randy White came into the league. He looked like a giant in college, still looked huge in the NFL
I'll be in Denver's thread most of the day
But I thought I’d stop by to wish you guys luck!!
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
For a team that cant run the ball
They sure are working the clock… lord almighty
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Houston will win this game!!!
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Thanks Mike
Always a pleasure to see you.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Dirty Sanchez
I just want to see Cushing slam Sanchez into the ground and see this defense friggin get a stop on 3rd down.
Be back later
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
You help hold them to three...
so thanks for that
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haha...
ammeebeee aa koye yuh (according to phil simms)
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 12:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Andre
Needs to be the focus of the next drive. Couple quick slants so schaub isn’t in Ben taub by the half
by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 12:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Schaub
Time to watch Schaub get his ass kicked again…Maybe we should get Big Ben as our qb if they are going to get hit all the time. He is used to playing against defenses like this.
Let's hope we've made some adjustments.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
We should put Grossman in for one series
Then let the NYJ linebacks tire themselves out with back-breaking hits on him. When they throw Schaub back in, it’ll be easy pickins.
by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I like that plan
Plus, who knows, he might connect with a deep one.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
As long as they don't line him up wide, I'm good with him in the passing game
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Slaton
They should give more carries to Brown since Slaton hasnt done squat.
No holes....
shoddy oline play
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How you know it's a bad quarter
The Vonta Leach screen pass is the best weapon.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
Vonta leach
Is a bowling ball. That is all
by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 12:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
adjustments....
and get off the GODDAMN script koob! shit!
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 12:45 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Gotta get the fucking running game going...
Only way Schaub can get time for the long ball
nice job dumb ass...
calling a phantom sack.
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 12:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
God, here we go again...
The Texans are the most generous team in the league…we give freely
Just a poor showing all around...
no offense without give-aways…
too many mistakes on defense…
no successful defensive pressure
Okay...
so we made all out mistakes in the first two quarters…will the real Texans please come to the second half?

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