Opening Day Open Game Day Thread: New York Jets @ Houston JUGGERNAUT - 2nd Quarter Thread

This is fucking awesome. I’d much rather be losing 3-0 than 24-21 right now. I want our defense to absolutely crush, and they’re…. Sort of delivering right now. Although I pin a lot of it on Sanchez being slightly inept.

by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

dammit

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 13, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

...FUCK

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 13, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

How did the ball come out?

I just saw it pop up like a piece of toast into that fat-ass’s hands. Was it a direct shot? Punched out?

by socctty on Sep 13, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Helmet to ball

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Defender got lower.

by socctty on Sep 13, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh yeah...

I almost forgot – I’m a Texans fan.

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That shit feels....

normal. Aghghghghghghghghghgh.

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

STEEEEVE!

Hold on to the ball! UGGGHHH!!!

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

guys it ok....

well get it back…we got a tough D!!!

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 12:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

another classic texans moment..

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 12:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

think they're going deep?

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 13, 2009 12:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

FFS

Do Your Job….Protect the Football!

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Sep 13, 2009 12:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

just bad luck

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 13, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

No, not bad luck.

The defensive back got lower than Slaton. His shoulder popped it out.

by socctty on Sep 13, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep

Also – he didn’t have the ball tucked all the way… but that was more of a good play by the D than a bad play by SS.

Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Get the basics right

You make your own luck in life.

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Sep 13, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Agggggggggghhhh Mariooooo

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 13, 2009 1:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Why is Mario Williams in pass coverage?

Good thing we kept the same guys who ran last years defense.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 1:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL Mario in coverage

Sanchez must have forgot how tall he was. Cush should have been covering that TE, not Mario.

by socctty on Sep 13, 2009 1:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

oh ffs

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 13, 2009 1:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

SHIT

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 1:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Now I get texts from the fellas

Fuckin cowboys fans… Thanks Steve-0

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

AHHH!

That was a great play by Sanchez. And guys look, we have an Antonio Smith sighting.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Who was in coverage? McCain?

He looked like he was assisted in his slipping. Probably would have fell down anyway, but he was pushed a bit too.

by socctty on Sep 13, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I guess the more 3& longs the better for Sanchez

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 1:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Jesus tap-dancing christ.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 13, 2009 1:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

NO SIR!

Mario!!!!

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Now we know why Mario isnt in the NBA

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 1:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I might have another stream

http://www.justin.tv/quickwitted

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Asking for a password

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 13, 2009 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

finalprospects

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Give me a turnover for the Bradford injury god...

by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 1:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

Another first down pass

Another bundle of confidence for Sanchez.

Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Let's hope he gets over confident

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dunta tackling

He’s normally a pretty good tackler, but I’ve seen him diving at ankles.

by socctty on Sep 13, 2009 1:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Out of practice

wonder why….

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lets force another Field goal D!

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 1:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Let’s force a turnover!

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, is that where the samll part of the football is?

Thanks for telling me.

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 13, 2009 1:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I thought it was the in the middle.

You know, the fat part. I’m glad this guy is so insightful.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no not another 3rd and long lol, it will be converted

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 1:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

brb

raging

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 13, 2009 1:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Live by the Blitz

Die by the Blitz

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That had nothing to do with the blitz

Awful, awful coverage. Not even a bump by McCain, just a free run to the end zone.

by socctty on Sep 13, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dare I say it

We missed Frenchy on that play?

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OMFG

WTFBBQ?!?%!$#&l^m452LK’RYHGN QA;SKH G;1KADJSHG ADS’K;sgefhiashieof

:(

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Perfect blitz pickups

Unreal.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 1:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

we suck so hard.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow, this sucks so bad

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yet… not at all unexpected. Sigh.

Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh

we suck again

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 13, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Why did anyone think this would be an easy game?

The rest of the team is playoff caliber. So what if they have a rookie QB.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Lots of people did, shockingly.

I tried to tell them.

Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

McCain got burned sooooo bad

Better score before the half

by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 1:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

well at least

our offense is movin it, so we can come back

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 13, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

We suck again!, wait we have always sucked

Same ole Texans Defense…

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

again

as in, again this year

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 13, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What the fuck McCain? Don't just stand there.

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 13, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Odd coverage for a blitz

Just standing there looking off into the crowd.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

our dbs suck ass.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 13, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

yep

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OK

We have three minutes and change. Before the turnover, we put together a good drive last time out. We can do it again.

Feels so weird to be thinking positive.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

its all we got

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 13, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Zgonina's still on the team?

I thought he’d been cut.

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 13, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

We all wish.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Where is Mike....?

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

If we don't at least put up 3

I’m going to start drinking.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

It's only 10. O.

by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 1:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

Justintv sucks

And I’ve lost my stream again.

At least it’s not going brokeback on me.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Jugger...not

Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Even if we win...

…this team looks bad.

SAY HELLO TO YOUR 2008 HOUSTON TEXANS……….

Our secondary is too bad for us to be able to blitz effectively.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 13, 2009 1:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow, again Chaun Thompson murders us on ST

Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh great.

That helps.

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 13, 2009 1:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

CHAUN THOMPSON!

TWO special teams penalties?!?!?

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Simms wants Sanchez's cock

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

wait

Mark Sanchez plays for the Jets?

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 13, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You'd think he was playing for Team Jesus

the way Simms talks about him

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 13, 2009 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We are so inept

It is almost funny

by Micah B on Sep 13, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

YES GUYS! MORE PENALTIES!

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 13, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow, now is it penalty time?

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh god.

I’m grabbing a beer. Thanks OD.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Damn it there goes my £50

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Sep 13, 2009 1:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Kubiak

Where is genius Gary’s offense?

by Micah B on Sep 13, 2009 1:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Under wraps.

Kyle is calling the game.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep

And he is Kubiak’s boy.

by Micah B on Sep 13, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dear fucking fuck

We’re not even halfway into the first game and I’m wishing it was the offseason again.

Fuck. And fuck some more.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

whats with these stupid short passes

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 1:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Cant protect well enough to get anything going

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Too much pressure

from the D, can’t throw it deep.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow

Pressure from the D, what a novel concept.

Oh yeah, you can’t have department store mannequins playing db in order for that to work.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Petition to get Myers out of the game before Schaub or Slaton get concussed

Free Caldwell!

…well he couldn’t be worse.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 1:13 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Hurt

Caldwell is hurt.

by Micah B on Sep 13, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I know.

Hahah.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Can they active an inactive in the game?

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 1:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yet a-fucking-gain we look like a DIII team out there in our opening game

I am getting so sick of this.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

run run punt

ready, go

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 13, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

penalty, then run run punt

sorry

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 13, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Will Nantz just blow Sanchez

So we can all move on. Another penalty?

by Micah B on Sep 13, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

et tu, Winston?

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 13, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

False start.

And whiffed on a run block earlier.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fuck me...

take a fucking knee already

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Complete self destruction.

Why should I even watch the second half?

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

HAHAHAHAHA!

That’s all I have.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

OMG Rex Ryan really knows how to rape this team

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Get Orlavsky out there

So he can run out the back of the endzone.

by Micah B on Sep 13, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Orlovsky.

At least spell his name right.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Up next

A pick 6.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Way to stare at your target the whole way Mattyboy

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That was Carr-esque

Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well

At least we’ll get to see how Big Baby Jesus runs a two-minute drill.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

This is where we could use some of that over confidence to our advantage

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

don’t worry, all the hype in the offseason said we were good.

by Micah B on Sep 13, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

where is the holding?

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

They’re starting at our 49. Wow…

by socctty on Sep 13, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

This is very 2002-esque

Inept offense, defense that can kind of keep us in the game.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

My thoughts exactly

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

how can you punt it too far?

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 13, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Words to describe our play so far:

Craptacular
shittastic
Dom Capers like

by Micah B on Sep 13, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Just setting it up for a 3rd down pass

Perfect for Dirty Sanchez.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

love the dirty sanchez remark!!!

funny as hell

by turnip73 on Sep 13, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

pick it

please

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 13, 2009 1:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Good instincts by Adibi

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 1:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

What a weird game we're in in Cincy--How are you guys doing?

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 13, 2009 1:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Ugh

by Silentjay on Sep 13, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We suck

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You have a great team--I just can't figure out why you start so slow

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 13, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Because we suck

And our coaches are stupid. And I hate life.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL Keep your chin up crusher

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 13, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Usually

You’re right about these things.

I certainly hope you are today, amigo.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

FG Block Return....

Get Jacoby ready

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Connor Barwin will block the kick, James Casey returns it for TD!

by socctty on Sep 13, 2009 1:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

False start on the RT for the Jets

by socctty on Sep 13, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

DeMeco don't take no Guff

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

heh

wonder what DeMeco said to him

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 13, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

This can't be good for us.

It never is.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Whew.

We dodged a 3-point bullet.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We just gave them a field goal

by Micah B on Sep 13, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

3 point penalty right there

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 13, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

This team is soooo undisciplined today

by was385 on Sep 13, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

What the fuck was that?

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 13, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

unsportsmanlike conduct

at halftime?

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 13, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

DeMeco is fucking Lucky

That would have sucked…. bad

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The boobirds are out. Good

by Micah B on Sep 13, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I would be too.

When Slaton fumbled, I shouted. :-X

I’m watching the game by myself…

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

So...

Taunting a QB is ok, but not a reviver….

by Silentjay on Sep 13, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I gotta disagree with you guys

If you’re going to get under their skin, that’s the way and the time to do it. DeMeco is awesome.

by socctty on Sep 13, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Awful half of football.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 13, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Let's ballance it out with some stellar play

Gotta keep hope alive…. when times get rough, I look to the Carolina game – yes that Carolina game.

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You mean the one where we got up on them early and they played shitty defense?

Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'd be more worried

But our offense is capable of scoring plenty of points.

Need the D to keep it up though.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 13, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

apparently

on the last play, taunting is cool with the nfl

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 13, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

lol

a freebie

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Might be enforced after halftime on the kickoff.

by socctty on Sep 13, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We never thing that far ahead.

by Micah B on Sep 13, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no way

I’m gonna make some phone calls if that happens… I know people

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 13, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We should keep this in mind.

Talk mess at the right time, get away with it.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We played more competently

Last year when the Steelers ate us alive in the first week.

by Micah B on Sep 13, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

No,

by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That, my friend, was a nightmare of a game

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tennis?

Did the game just switch to tennis?

by Silentjay on Sep 13, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Can Serena play Safety?

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

uh.

wtf is this? tennis?

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

NOBODY CARES!

Ugh.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow

Serina Williams is sort of a douche bag

by Micah B on Sep 13, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

And she's a man baby...

yeaaaah…

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

we need her

at safety

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 13, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

We had the same thought

lol

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Strong safety even.

F Barber.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

offense

wtf?????

DMUNOZ

by dmunozimatxan on Sep 13, 2009 1:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

maybe Kubiak

will take over the play calling in the second half.

It is BabyShan’s second game, after all

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 13, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I don't think Kubiak will do that, but it's a good point nonetheless.

by socctty on Sep 13, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He might.

That’s very like him.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's known BabyShan since he was like 10

so I think that makes it more likely to happen, than if he was another “peer.”

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 13, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

So uh... we need to come back

Because if the Jets D is working or buttery-soft asses like this, imagine what the Titans will do next weekend.

Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

At least we're not Carolina!

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 13, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

...yet

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

They have at least scored

by Silentjay on Sep 13, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Whooooa

That’s a whippin

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I just came from throwing up

The Browns are even winning..

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 1:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

In some brb fantasy football related news.

Fucking Anthony Gonzalez is injured. Fuck me.

by Jordann on Sep 13, 2009 1:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

YDI

For picking a Colt.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Did not want to pick a damn colt.

fucking autopick did. fuuuuuck.

by Jordann on Sep 13, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I concur. I read that it had nothing to do with contact, he just fell in a heap. I started him the last second over Dwayne Bowe...

by socctty on Sep 13, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

so you feel my pain.

by Jordann on Sep 13, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

All the hype

Seems to be wrong at this point.

by Micah B on Sep 13, 2009 1:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh, that's right.

Because the season is only two fucking quarters long.

by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Rec'd

by socctty on Sep 13, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's pretty standard for us

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are you sure you're a texans fan.

You should already know that we never win games during the first half.

by Jordann on Sep 13, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and only half of those

And we only win half the games we play.

by Micah B on Sep 13, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't WANT to drink.

I drank last night. But if they don’t come out and do something, I’m cracking them open. Ugh.

by Leein3D on Sep 13, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The Jets Defense is...

…damn good.

They are too good to run parallel to the line, bench slaton, let brown crry the rock straight down there throats.

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by TexansForever on Sep 13, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

No mas

This is so reminiscent of the Steelers butt raping last year. After drinking all the kool aid, we got a dose of reality.

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

To be a Texans fan

You have to ignore the evidence.

by Micah B on Sep 13, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's not as bad.

Steelers completely owned us. Jets aren’t capable of that.

by Jordann on Sep 13, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

pathetic

This has been exactly what I expected but it still sucks to know that you cheer for the team that plays like a bunch of bitches. FIRE FRANK BUSH, his scheme is exactly what we have had and it doesn’t work people. Kubiak/ Shannahan are being out coached on offense too.

I love the Texans but as a fan I must admit that this really pisses me off, we have completely sucked the big one. A rookie QB on the road has looked better than Schaub.

by wasteph on Sep 13, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He has a better line....

The Texans D has been good at filling the gaps on the runs, but can’t seem to get any real pressure – for the exception of that delayed blitz by Adibi.

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah he does.

The defense IS more agressive. There’s a difference. And I like it. The offense needs to step up though.

by Jordann on Sep 13, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Two big mistakes....

Fumble by Slaton
Blown coverage by McCain

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by SOLIS on Sep 13, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That's probably the best summary right there.

Another good stat line: Sanchez has 154 yards, no sacks.

by socctty on Sep 13, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe Sexy Rexy should be put in lol

by Chris89 on Sep 13, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

at least he'd try to throw to AJ

(yeah, yeah, I know: defensive pressure)

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 13, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

good news... bad news.

we cant play any worst… and they get it back after halftime. ugh.

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