Opening Day Open Game Day Thread: New York Jets @ Houston JUGGERNAUT - 2nd Quarter Thread
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 13, 2009 12:40 PM CDT
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Leach
Did VL come up limping on that last play of the 1stQ?
I was about to comment on Schaub's under-rated accuracy
And then he goes and misses Slaton like that.
Think it was intentional
He was about to get creamed.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Rex Ryan is earning his pay check
The Jets have a fierce D
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Blitz, dammit.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:45 PM CDT reply actions
No
I’m trying a streamtorrent stream, but it’s been showing soccer.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Jets front seven looks really good.
DiehardChris hates seeing Bart Scott lined up across from the Texans, I’m sure.
I am so unfulfilled right now.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:46 PM CDT reply actions
4 wide sets
Put the Gonzalez kid in with David " Pamela handerson" Anderson. Air that shit out
or put chris “rhyanna” brown in
by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 12:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Two false starts on the Jets...
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Let us celebrate
With the rushing of the passer.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Nick Ferguson tackle drill!
Thank god we didn’t draft a safety.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
Great coverage by Ferguson
I’ll give him that.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
I don't believe it.
You’re making that up!
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 13, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm diggin that.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Adibi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s my fucking boy. Hells yaeh!!!!
by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 12:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Oddly enough
The Jets are passing better than I expected, and running worse. Hmm.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:49 PM CDT reply actions
Not odd
Texans have stacked the box and forced Sanchez to beat them.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
and lots of blitzes
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 13, 2009 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Illusion
Passing yardage on screens…. Havent seen any real crisp routes and or poise in the pocket by Sanchez
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Kris Jenkins standing up
I’ve seen this several times, with the two ILBs moving in to take his gap responsibilities and blitz if possible. Sometimes Jenkins slams in as well.
Encouraged by our run defense
Shattered by our run offense
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 12:50 PM CDT reply actions
the D
already is showing great improvement.
Should keep us in the games while our offense tries to figure this out.
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
nfl should stop the clock after a first down
cuz the running clock gives them way too many commerial breaks
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
This offense is reminiscent of the DC era...
yuck
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No space = no running game
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Chris Myers vs. Kris Jenkins = no running game
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate to agree
but I do…
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Great Scott
yes Bart Scott out? that would help lol
That's better
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:54 PM CDT reply actions
Whew
finally some ball protection from our quarterbacks.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Matt,
you’ve got to leap over defenders when that happens.
Your friendly neighborhood Dream Shake mod.
I'll take a less efficient offense
if we score more than last year, but I don’t think the two go together
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
Might as well use him
Before he gets hurt.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Chris Brown
Slashes his way through…
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Brown
looks quick. Nice change of pace back LOL
Andre
Where in the world is Andre Johnson? I guess Revis is doing a good job
He's had a few 3 and 4 reception games before.
One of the better, if not the best, receiving FBs in the game. Kind of a small pool to choose from there, though.
You know something?
This is fucking awesome. I’d much rather be losing 3-0 than 24-21 right now. I want our defense to absolutely crush, and they’re…. Sort of delivering right now. Although I pin a lot of it on Sanchez being slightly inept.
...FUCK
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
How did the ball come out?
I just saw it pop up like a piece of toast into that fat-ass’s hands. Was it a direct shot? Punched out?
Helmet to ball
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah...
I almost forgot – I’m a Texans fan.
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That shit feels....
normal. Aghghghghghghghghghgh.
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guys it ok....
well get it back…we got a tough D!!!
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 13, 2009 12:59 PM CDT reply actions
No, not bad luck.
The defensive back got lower than Slaton. His shoulder popped it out.
Yep
Also – he didn’t have the ball tucked all the way… but that was more of a good play by the D than a bad play by SS.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Agggggggggghhhh Mariooooo
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Why is Mario Williams in pass coverage?
Good thing we kept the same guys who ran last years defense.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
LOL Mario in coverage
Sanchez must have forgot how tall he was. Cush should have been covering that TE, not Mario.
Now I get texts from the fellas
Fuckin cowboys fans… Thanks Steve-0
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Who was in coverage? McCain?
He looked like he was assisted in his slipping. Probably would have fell down anyway, but he was pushed a bit too.
I might have another stream
http://www.justin.tv/quickwitted
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:03 PM CDT reply actions
finalprospects
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Another first down pass
Another bundle of confidence for Sanchez.
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:04 PM CDT reply actions
Let's hope he gets over confident
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Dunta tackling
He’s normally a pretty good tackler, but I’ve seen him diving at ankles.
Out of practice
wonder why….
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Oh, is that where the samll part of the football is?
Thanks for telling me.
Your friendly neighborhood Dream Shake mod.
Live by the Blitz
Die by the Blitz
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That had nothing to do with the blitz
Awful, awful coverage. Not even a bump by McCain, just a free run to the end zone.
Dare I say it
We missed Frenchy on that play?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
we suck so hard.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:06 PM CDT reply actions
Yet… not at all unexpected. Sigh.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Why did anyone think this would be an easy game?
The rest of the team is playoff caliber. So what if they have a rookie QB.
Lots of people did, shockingly.
I tried to tell them.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
McCain got burned sooooo bad
Better score before the half
by AllenOU on Sep 13, 2009 1:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
well at least
our offense is movin it, so we can come back
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
We suck again!, wait we have always sucked
Same ole Texans Defense…
What the fuck McCain? Don't just stand there.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Odd coverage for a blitz
Just standing there looking off into the crowd.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions
OK
We have three minutes and change. Before the turnover, we put together a good drive last time out. We can do it again.
Feels so weird to be thinking positive.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions
We all wish.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Justintv sucks
And I’ve lost my stream again.
At least it’s not going brokeback on me.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:10 PM CDT reply actions
Even if we win...
…this team looks bad.
SAY HELLO TO YOUR 2008 HOUSTON TEXANS……….
Our secondary is too bad for us to be able to blitz effectively.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
Oh great.
That helps.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Simms wants Sanchez's cock
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You'd think he was playing for Team Jesus
the way Simms talks about him
Your friendly neighborhood Dream Shake mod.
YES GUYS! MORE PENALTIES!
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Dear fucking fuck
We’re not even halfway into the first game and I’m wishing it was the offseason again.
Fuck. And fuck some more.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:12 PM CDT reply actions
Cant protect well enough to get anything going
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Wow
Pressure from the D, what a novel concept.
Oh yeah, you can’t have department store mannequins playing db in order for that to work.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Petition to get Myers out of the game before Schaub or Slaton get concussed
by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 1:13 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I know.
Hahah.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Yet a-fucking-gain we look like a DIII team out there in our opening game
I am getting so sick of this.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions
Will Nantz just blow Sanchez
So we can all move on. Another penalty?
Fuck me...
take a fucking knee already
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HAHAHAHAHA!
That’s all I have.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions
Get Orlavsky out there
So he can run out the back of the endzone.
by Micah B on Sep 13, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Up next
A pick 6.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions
Way to stare at your target the whole way Mattyboy
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Well
At least we’ll get to see how Big Baby Jesus runs a two-minute drill.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions
This is where we could use some of that over confidence to our advantage
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Words to describe our play so far:
Craptacular
shittastic
Dom Capers like
What a weird game we're in in Cincy--How are you guys doing?
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
We suck
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
You have a great team--I just can't figure out why you start so slow
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Because we suck
And our coaches are stupid. And I hate life.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL Keep your chin up crusher
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Usually
You’re right about these things.
I certainly hope you are today, amigo.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
FG Block Return....
Get Jacoby ready
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DeMeco is fucking Lucky
That would have sucked…. bad
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I gotta disagree with you guys
If you’re going to get under their skin, that’s the way and the time to do it. DeMeco is awesome.
Let's ballance it out with some stellar play
Gotta keep hope alive…. when times get rough, I look to the Carolina game – yes that Carolina game.
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You mean the one where we got up on them early and they played shitty defense?
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd be more worried
But our offense is capable of scoring plenty of points.
Need the D to keep it up though.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 13, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
apparently
on the last play, taunting is cool with the nfl
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
We played more competently
Last year when the Steelers ate us alive in the first week.
That, my friend, was a nightmare of a game
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we need her
at safety
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 13, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
We had the same thought
lol
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maybe Kubiak
will take over the play calling in the second half.
It is BabyShan’s second game, after all
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
He's known BabyShan since he was like 10
so I think that makes it more likely to happen, than if he was another “peer.”
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
So uh... we need to come back
Because if the Jets D is working or buttery-soft asses like this, imagine what the Titans will do next weekend.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions
...yet
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I just came from throwing up
The Browns are even winning..
Oh, that's right.
Because the season is only two fucking quarters long.
by Nashmeister on Sep 13, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's pretty standard for us
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you sure you're a texans fan.
You should already know that we never win games during the first half.
and only half of those
And we only win half the games we play.
I don't WANT to drink.
I drank last night. But if they don’t come out and do something, I’m cracking them open. Ugh.
The Jets Defense is...
…damn good.
They are too good to run parallel to the line, bench slaton, let brown crry the rock straight down there throats.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
No mas
This is so reminiscent of the Steelers butt raping last year. After drinking all the kool aid, we got a dose of reality.
To be a Texans fan
You have to ignore the evidence.
pathetic
This has been exactly what I expected but it still sucks to know that you cheer for the team that plays like a bunch of bitches. FIRE FRANK BUSH, his scheme is exactly what we have had and it doesn’t work people. Kubiak/ Shannahan are being out coached on offense too.
I love the Texans but as a fan I must admit that this really pisses me off, we have completely sucked the big one. A rookie QB on the road has looked better than Schaub.
He has a better line....
The Texans D has been good at filling the gaps on the runs, but can’t seem to get any real pressure – for the exception of that delayed blitz by Adibi.
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Yeah he does.
The defense IS more agressive. There’s a difference. And I like it. The offense needs to step up though.
Two big mistakes....
Fumble by Slaton
Blown coverage by McCain
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That's probably the best summary right there.
Another good stat line: Sanchez has 154 yards, no sacks.
at least he'd try to throw to AJ
(yeah, yeah, I know: defensive pressure)
Your friendly neighborhood Dream Shake mod.
good news... bad news.
we cant play any worst… and they get it back after halftime. ugh.
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 1:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
FRANK BUSH IS NOT THE PROBLEM....
We have ShUT DOWN the run game of the jets…..thats not an easy thing to do.
The problem is not Bush. The problem is that our SECONDARY is not good enough to play professional football.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
a stop and a score of any kind
will do wonders for the noise and Sanchez’ confidence
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
Feels Like we are sleepwalking
I mean the Jets are a high energy team right now and we look like we just woke up.
Offense has no gameplan at all right now
Kill me.
Kill me now.
I guess the ironic upside is that, if our secondary continues to play like this, we’ll be in position to draft Taylor Mays. GODDAMNIT.
Yay, sports.
Sup Matt
Should I do my self in with alcohol poisoning or take out the .44?
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2009 Texans turnovers: -1
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Mclain
Man john Mclain says that was the worst half he has ever seen from the texans.
Rex Ryan
I wish he was our coach…im tired of this Denver shit.
We suck
what is the 3rd down conversion rate for the Jets, this is fucking unbelievable.
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