Opening Day Open Game Day Thread: New York Jets @ Houston JUGGERNAUT - 3rd Quarter Thread
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 13, 2009 1:34 PM CDT
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aight...
2nd half. will the real texans PLEASE stand up.
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 1:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Ed Hochuli is the only ref who uses the team names
Instead of “Houston” or “the kicking team” or “the home team”.
This is sickening.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Why is Schaub not allowed to make audibles at the line of scrimage? Seems like
on a couple of plays he should have.
Cushing coming out on 3rd and medium
For someone who was high on Cushing, I feel I have to note that he wasn’t playing three downs.
Probably his injury
and his rookie-ness.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
We are getting ripped by a rookie fucking quarterback
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions
He's savvy
He gets out of trouble, he’s calming down and making accurate throws.
Oh, and our DBs SUUUUUUUUCK!
Frank Okam looks a tad bit slimmer...
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Fuck him.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
4 minutes into the third quarter
And Mark Sanchez has 250 yards passing.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:42 PM CDT reply actions
He must feel weird
Being the only live human being on the defense and all.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
The usual
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I just go back home from running errands and decided to check the score
The Texans are losing 10-0, how tremendously surprising
This is embarrassing
It’s not even close. We haven’t shown even the slightest bit of anything on offense, and our defense is getting killed on third down.
Yet, still, not unexpected. About to be 17-0, and we aren’t even making a DENT on offense.
It’s pretty much over.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions
Pretty nice save by Cushing.
Not that it matters.
Maybe he'll do it on 4th down one day
Or as the clock expires.
And now
They’re going to start handing the ball off over and over again.
And we’re going to discover that, while we thought our run d had improved, it actually hasn’t.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions
This is pathetic.
I’m a big Kubiak supporter, but his ass needs to be getting AWFULLY HOT! I don’t care that it’s one game. This team isn’t even ready to play. PATHETIC!
Agree, sadly.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't wait
for the post game interview where he says he did not have the guys ready. He says that every time.
......
ugh.
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 1:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
How we repeatedly get these guys in third and long, with a rookie QB and watch him make all the throws?
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so it looks like we'll start 0-2
but somehow manage to get back to 8-8 by season’s end.
Sounds familiar.
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
Texans=shit
I shouldve picked up mark Sanchez on my fantasy team. Next week I should start Kerry Collins after this performance so far.
This game is closer than the score looks
One big play (blown McCain coverage) and all the luck going the Jets way fumble-wise.
That said, I hope you’ve all learned that Chris Myers is not going to get it done up front today. We are getting exposed there. If the terrible ball we’ve played against Pitt and Baltimore last year didn’t tell you, we can’t handle the up the gut blitz.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
See I disagree that it's closer than it looks
Because the Texans haven’t so much as made a DENT on offense.
Their only positive plays have been desperation dump offs to RBs, and last-second heaves right before Schaub gets planted.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Against this overly aggressive defense the screen is supposed to be the best weapon
But I agree that we need Andre involved a LOT more.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Kubiak taking over playcalling
I am in favor of it now, I think. I thought about it a little bit – doing it today and not following through with it for the rest of the year would only serve to undermine Baby Shan with the team. If Kubiak does it, it has to be for the rest of the year.
They are milking the clock...
this is killing me
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The Slaton fumble was the turning point... no doubt
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I don't buy that
Every team turns the ball over from time to time. Our d just folded after that. Can’t hang it all on the fumble.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
No, not sayin that....
I am saying that’s when the team started to implode
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Tale of an H-town fan
Astros Suck, Texans Suck, and the Rockets will suck, This is going to be a long year…
Nor do the Dynamo.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
So I still feel like a kid on xmas morning.
Except it’s one of those mornings where you discover you only got clothes, and not a single toy. I feel like throwing a fit and demanding I get a toy!
It's like waking up on Christmas morning
…and then remembering that you’re Jewish.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
After a performance like this...
Kubiak should resign at the post game.
“We installed a good gameplan, but the players didn’t do a damn thing we asked of them. That is why I am resigning as Head Coach, effective immediately. I can’t be arsed working a team of players who individually are talented, but can not work together as a team on game day.
I think I’ll go coach some college ball. Good day to you all"
by distant_texans_fan on Sep 13, 2009 1:51 PM CDT reply actions
Horse collar doesn't count
in the tackle box
by distant_texans_fan on Sep 13, 2009 1:53 PM CDT reply actions
This is fucking disgusting
Dogshit. Dogshit. Dogshit.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:53 PM CDT reply actions
Yup.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Dont bash Kubiak
He went 8-8 last year. That is like winning the Super Bowl in Houston.
I like the guy... I really do
But I’m getting sick and tired of watching the team get it’s ass kicked….
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I hate to bring this up
Because I thought we had gotten past this..
But our team is as soft as a butter-sculpted vagina. I really thought we had gotten over the soft thing.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:54 PM CDT reply actions
Jets philosophy
When you see a butter sculpted vagina…fuck it.
Embarresed to be Texan Fan today
Why does Rex Ryan seem to be able to make in game adjustments but we cannot?
Kubiaks postgame speech
Same as last years postgame speech after the steelers loss.
Knowing him
He will just put a tape on from that exact speech. But by mistake put a victory speech on.
Why are there no AUDIBLES or HOT ROUTES?!!?!??!
Jesus, there’s half the defense lined up to ONE SIDE blitzing, and there’s no hot route? What the flying fuck?
Oh look
Nice field position.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions
No accountability
Because no one on this team is accountable. Kubiak has packed us with his shitty Denver people and never really been competent but we all get lied to about how great he is.
checkmate!
game set match. they knew once thet got ahead they could unleash the beast….and our o line looks timid and meek.
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 1:57 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
And if this wasn't enough
The Cowbitches are kicking ass
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Can't say enough about how terrible Chris Myers is
I could see if he was really good at line adjustments, but that doesn’t appear to be the case, either.
Also, the crowd is completely out of the game; the defense was feeding off of them. Wind is completely sucked out of the team’s sails.
Highlight of the game for me so far
CBS’s use of Mastodon as music playing under the game highlights.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions
Third and seven
Here comes the big play.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions
3rd down...
which means first down.
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 1:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Is this the end of the Kubiak era? Looks just like last season
Id rather them do worse then 8-8 so we can get this coach fired and have a top ten pick. Lets get Bill Cowher or maybe Mike Holmgrem…
I don't think that changing the coach
Will make anything better
We’ll just end up with another couple of re-building years
by distant_texans_fan on Sep 13, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I just hope we don't go 0-4 again
Because we’re not going to go 8-4 over our last twelve games.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly!!
I know this is just one game.
But it makes me think that ANY chance of a winnign season is gone already.
Here we come, 5-11
by distant_texans_fan on Sep 13, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
If there was a way to demote Kubiak to OC I'd take it
But I don’t think he’s a BAD head coach.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Three buddies, none Texans fans
All giving me shit. I just told one that I hate him to death…
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On the bright side...
Commercials for shitty CBS sitcoms have reminded me of this gem:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/news_of_jenna_elfman_sitcom
Thank you for reminding me every time we come back from commercial
that we are highly touted and disappointed, Jim Nantz.
Go fuck yourself.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
Ok guys
I’ve accepted that we won’t win. But let’s at least show some fucking balls here.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions
Texans can still win this
Looking like they’re waking up.
Does Dre even have a catch?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:02 PM CDT reply actions
And Vonta Leach has 2
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think he should get fired
I think he should quit. He is wasting his time on these players. They can NOT execute
by distant_texans_fan on Sep 13, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Schaub should pump fake more
Just great coverage on that 4th down pass, though.
What the fuck...
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Did we know we were playing a football game today?
Because it does not see that we were aware of that fact.
It's ok
Our defense will hold.
Hah.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions
It's only the first game of the season.
If you can’t take the heat, get the fuck out of the bandwagon.
Bandwagon?
Show me a bandwagon Texans fan, and I’ll show you someone who doesn’t quite get the concept.
I almost look forward to the day we have those.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
We do.
Don’t you see the people that are already making it seem like our season depended on this game.
I don't know if that qualifies as bandwagon
Irrational, yes, bandwagon, meh.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Where is this bandwagon
The band wagon sank like a poorly caulked version in Oregon Trail. Right now we are all dieing of diptheria.
by Micah B on Sep 13, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Lessons learned
I hope that the Texans take this game to heart… I see this team bouncing back.
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Wish we didn't have Ten away next week
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 13, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
At least Ajax won 6-0
I’m watching the highlights on youtube right now.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Yesterday made me sad too
Spurs just didn’t show up
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 13, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I watched that game
Not sure I like Redknapp’s tactics, but Rooney is very good. A diving bastard, but good.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I think the main problem is that when this team faces a defense like the Steelers or Ravens, the offense crumbles. That happens to lots of mediocre teams.
So what?
If our offense crumbles against these defenses, then there’s no way we’ll win a super bowl. We have to be able to stand up against these smashmouth teams.
I think we're all agreed
we cannot win a super bowl this year
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
How about a replay of that play instead of a shot of that fat sack of shit Ryan?
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 2:07 PM CDT reply actions
Ball control has been key
They kill the clock on every play
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Fantasy owners revolt against the Texans
(2:07:18 PM) friend: your team is killing me
(2:07:39 PM) gabby hayes big: its worse having to actually root for them, believe me
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
as a titans fan
i took slayton over michael turner in one of my drafts on a lark..
Time of possession
27-16
And our average field position has to be somewhere around 15 or so.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah,
Lucky that all the starters returned on the Offense Line. What great continuity.
by distant_texans_fan on Sep 13, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Sad but true.
I can’t believe we’re still soft. I really thought the Titans win last year was the turning point for us leaving behind the softness.
These guys are kicking our tails without two of their best defensive players.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
we're in constant 2 min offense right now
which is good for us until we get inside the 20. Then we’ll be completely shut down.
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
I dream of us getting inside the twenty.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
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