Opening Day Open Game Day Thread: New York Jets @ Houston JUGGERNAUT - 4th Quarter Thread
Pass the bleach.
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I predict we make it to their 25
then get shut down
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
Just show us something, guys!
Anything that might give us hope.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions
Or not.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
The Jets are just clowning us now. Having fun out there.
It’s like beating up dumb, blind, retarded, quadruple-amputee children.
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions
Texans were not ready for the Jets today..
I think this is the worse offense performance I have ever seen from the texans . The only thing missing is schaubs interceptions.
And yet they were routinely manhandled by 3-4s last year
Odd, huh?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
This is the big story.
An absolutely pitiful performance.
I can’t even knock Duane Brown today, because all the pressure has been up the middle. All of Duanes bad blocking has been inconsequential.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
If there's one thing I dislike about Kubiak
It’s that he has his system, and that’s ALL HE’LL DO! He won’t change a gameplan for a team, he won’t audible, he won’t do shit but stick to his guns.
I can't believe I bet on us to win the South
Damn the Hype.
At least I’m not a Rangers fan. :)
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
They're laughing at us.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
with reason I might add
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Humiliating.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's at least get Mario a sack.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:20 PM CDT reply actions
The only thing I like about UH
Is that their hand signal is the shocker.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Same ole texans
This team needs to stop basing their o-line on small athletic lineman because the rest of the nfl is changing toward the 3-4. They get overpowered like this all the time against 3-4 defenses.
it will take a Sanchezcopter
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
check the flag
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
I TOLD YOU OUR OFFENSE WOULD BE FINE!!!
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions
LOL that was our DEFENSE that scored
offense still has something to prove
by goingforthecorner on Sep 13, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Seconded
What’s going on?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
a Jets-affiliated QB cutting people low?
Sounds familiar. It was on DeMeco, it looks like.
good lateral
Beesing
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
You know what I don't even give a flying fuck about the TD
I’m pissed that that piece of shit Busing fumbled.
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions
He learned nothing from Eugene Wilson last year
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
lol me too. Great job by Barber, though. Didn't even break stride. Probably better technique to just fall on it though.
Hopefully the crowd gets back into the game.
Another bright side
Is that three of the teams in our division will have lost by the end of the weekend.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions
That's the way I see it.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Stop
There will be no comeback. It was a lucky play. We’re too butter-soft to use it as momentum.
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions
You're a Texans fan
You have no dreams. Only slightly-less terrifying nightmares in the final quarter of the season.
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
First turnover we forced this season
and it netted a touchdown. that almost makes up for the crap performance of our defense.
Not quite.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
they won't pass
anymore.
Stupid to pass that drive.
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
Or the fact that we can't stop them to save our lives.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
and last year woulda been great
except for the 8 losses.
Don’t play that.
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
Are you on crack?
This game is not close. We haven’t made a DENT on offense. Slaton fumble or otherwise.
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll take one here
please
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
stuff the run
get in Sanchez’ head
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
Sanchez has never run so fast in his life.
Of course, anyone could turn into an Olympic sprinter when Mario Williams is bearing down on your candyass.
Like clockwork.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:29 PM CDT reply actions
Ferguson vs. Keller
Matchup NIGHTMARE.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
On the bright side...
At least we aren’t Panthers fans.
Josh McCown sighting as Delhomme leaves after 4 picks.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
Bring back Carr?
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Sanchez now has 270 yards passing
A rookie quarterback. He probably had a tougher time against the likes of Oregon and shit.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions
Game over.
Our safeties are truly terrible. Eric Berry or Taylor Mays next year.
No, you've got it all wrong
We only need 4-7 round safeties… or UFAs. That’s how you build a winner.
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Sloppy tackling on the outside?
Jeez, it’s like this is EVERY HOUSTON TEXANS TEAM EVER.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
Holy fuck
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand they're back to laughing.
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Still waiting...
Ack...
Text I just received: The Jets are giving you all the dirty sanchez
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Once again
Texans make a rookie or shitty QB look like a HoFer. Same ol’ shit.
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions
We are a bunch of fucking
….can’t even think of the word
….ehhhh…
….shit
….whore
….assss
FUCCCKKKK
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions
And Schaub hasn't been picked
Yet.
Give it time.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Unfortunately
You’re right.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
yay offense
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
we should get at least 3 plays
unless we turn it over
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
even my girlfriend hates me
“Who’s playing?”
“The Texans and the Jets. The Texans are getting slaughtered”
“Of course they are. I don’t even watch football and I could’ve told you that”
fuuuuuuck
Sounds like my wife
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Ouch.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Death before that particular dishonor
I would rather root for a team that never won than those fuckfaces.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
talking shit...
Like everyother “I told you so” woman…. Mine knows not to fuck with me right now.
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Honestly
I think it’s 80% great defense.
Anyone else want to tell me that I shouldn’t be worried about this game because Rex Ryan doesn’t have the same personnel as he did in Baltimore?
Didn’t think so.
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd be more willing to buy that if
We had ever shown a good performance against one of these defenses.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Tennesse last year was ok, I think.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
We’re going to see how well we come back from 0-2.
That’ll be fun.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:35 PM CDT reply actions
they have stopped blitzing
and starting dropping back
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
i work nights.
which means when i wake up, the nightmare aparently doesnt need to end. I’ve been saying we needed new safetys for years now and …. you know what…. sigh its so hard to be a texan fan.
Looking forward to not having an 8-8 year!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 13, 2009 2:36 PM CDT reply actions
“This game is not over”- phil simms
Does he have something in his drink? is he watching the friggin game?
This is worse than Pittsburgh
At least that was on the road against a team we all knew was good.
This is at home, against a team with a new coach, starting a rookie quarterback.
Ohh, fuck.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:37 PM CDT reply actions
It's our fault.
Why did no one think the Jets would be good? So what if it’s a rookie QB, the defense is going to be NASTY!
Every Jets tackle is crushing
Texans tackling is terrible in comparison.
Just feckin throw it somewhere near AJ
He will catch it. It aint chess people what the Fook!
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
Rex Ryan
Rex Ryan would make a good villian in a movie. He is like a big fat creepy guy that loves beating up little vagina soft teams (texans)
Chris Myers just played the role of ragdoll. Oh. And the pick. Yay!
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Still waiting...
killed babies before they grew into great scientists....
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kris jenkins...
said have his money by 3. he officially just made the texans o line his personal hoez.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 2:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
-No hurricane struck Reliant
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm running out of ways to use the word 'Fuck.'
Fuckafuckingfuckholeinthefuckingfuckassasasoifdjfn0q9hgtwfvriesphjnear09goe
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Either the Jets are real this year or the Texans are heading for another high pick. This team will never be a playoff team if the o-line is like this.
From left to right:
Brown looks good.
Pitts looks rusty.
Myers SUCKS!
Briesel looks subpar.
Winston looks HIGHLY overrated.
Officially, Chris Myers new name is Rag Doll
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 13, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Officially, the Texans new name is
Fuck a huge fucking monkey dicksmoking fuckface.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I know they are going to run, they know they are going to run
Why the fuck couldn’t the Texans stop that?
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they have quit
which is what Kubiak didn’t let happen last year.
much.
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
Quit?
They didn’t have any start in them.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now would be a good time
…for Kubes to challenge a ruling on the field.
I mean, as long as shit is going wrong, why not add that into the mix.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions
phil simms thinks
we’re gonna win at least 2 games this year
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
Dont wait....
Fire Kubiak now. Let the rebuilding begin immediately.
This is beyond pathetic.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
Ya FFS
Get a grip, we will bounce back.
Keep the faith.
Believe in the football Gods.
Real Fans eventually get rewarded.
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
My bird is laughing at me
I’m the only person she knows that watches NFL. “why do i care?”
Because I do now make me some cake.
Didn’t get any cake though
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
I'm sorry
I forgot we were on the grammar weekly website.
Fuck you.
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
Too sore from the Texans
fucking me. Maybe next week. No wait, they’ll fuck me then too. When’s the bye week?
I'm going to rub one out and go to bed
After watching the Texans get fucked for the last three hours, I’m strangely aroused.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:50 PM CDT reply actions
Like a bunch of bitches....
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It's the only way to get through the season, I'm afraid.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank God NFL Gamepass hasn't been working
Not watching the game probably saved me from a brain hemorrhage or two
I noticed that too
I tried to order and it didn’t work.
For that, I’d like to thank NFL.com.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
You're better off pretending we should have won, but got screwed by bad calls...
against the best team to ever step on the field.
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good news?
only one team in our division will get a win im week 1.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 13, 2009 2:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
It's for health reasons
It’s like when a walrus rolls in the mud. Has to keep cool.
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow
They went for it on fourth and 1 just to screw us over some more.
by distant_texans_fan on Sep 13, 2009 2:53 PM CDT reply actions
Rex Ryan in a wet shirt.
As if there weren’t enough awful things on TV today.
Rex Ryan is a fat motherfucker
At least Kubes looks better in swim trunks…. moral victory?
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Rex Ryan – professional Texans’ rapist.
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
191 rushing yards by the Jets so far
Holy fucking wow
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 2:53 PM CDT reply actions
Got burned by the blitz...
On both sides of the ball….
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To go with Sanchez's 270+ yards
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I didn't think it would be possible to have a worse opening day feeling than last year
Clearly I underestimated the Texans.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions
It is worse. It's a lot worse.
Yet, as I said before… not unexpected.
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
On the brightside
We’re still tied with the Titans
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Holy fucking shit what an end to that game.
More excitement in one play in Cincy than there has been in ALL the last four Septembers combined in Houston.
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions
Some Hard Knocks for Cincy...
P.I.
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Over/Under on domestic violence calls in Houston today?
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions
There might be one here in San Antonio
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Tony Scheffler, a TE, gets an INT in prevent defense
I wonder how that works in fantasy football.
I've seen Randy Moss in on those plays
Not a bad decision I guess, but you should probably put someone in there faster than a TE (although I guess he’s tall). And he should probably be knocking the ball to the ground instead of catching it.
Ahahah listening to 610 is gold
Matt Jackson is going off
by goingforthecorner on Sep 13, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions
Hey, Gary, can we draft more defensive players again next year?
Never mind that pesky offense stuff. Who needs that. Let’s draft nothing but defensive players again and leave the offense to those “who even bothers” later rounds! Yay! Defense!
In-VINCE-able.
symbolism: closing the roof mirrors teams attitude
I’m not sure the Texans want to be a football team…
I just moved to Houston last year. I can’t believe this business with closing the roof when the weather is great.
It is hard to get better football weather than today. At my house downtown, it only sprinkled, lightly, once this afternoon. And the sun was still shining while it sprinkled.
Why is the freaking roof closed? Afraid to get dirty? Actually if you watch the QB play, or the defense, or either line, or the safties…….most of the team is afraid to get dirty…..a bunch of wimpy players, coached by a wimpy coach……with a bunch of wimpy fans and a wimpy owner afraid of nearly perfect weather……
football teams play football outside…..football teams don’t run away from a 20% chance of light rain….
if the team is running away from light rain, no wonder they are not physical on the field….
good luck this season….sure looks a long way to go to get to the 10 or 12 wins that fans keep talking about on 610…..
Positives on this game
-Matt Schaub survived
-No Fumbles by JJ
-Defense stopped Thomas Jones (wonder why they couldn’t stop Leon?)
-Busing looks like he earned his roster spot
-Currently tied for 2nd in the division
-At least the Cougars cheered us up yesterday, so the weekend is a wash
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
??
Yeah they stopped him, except for that whole 107 rushing on 20 carries with 2 TDs thing. That stopped TJ cold.
"Adelman sitting on the bench looks like a beat poet ready to blow your mind. And then he screams at the refs, and it’s a poetry slam." - LicketyBrindle
Seriously
There are no positives from this game, except that it’s over. Can we stop with the “we stopped the running game for a half” as a positive?
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 13, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not true
Kubiak didn’t waste a challenge.
That’s a positive.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 14, 2009 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
So this is the new improved Texans?! Don't make us laugh
Hey BFDrunk, Not done with you yet fatboy! Your team layed a nice big fat egg today! Gave up 190 yds on the ground, and taken to school by a rookie QB?! How impressive. LMAO Well be hanging our division champs banner out where your sideline can admire it. Oh something else,get ready to get hit in the mouth next week chump! “46”
You sir
Are nothing but a class act.
Now go put your dick back in your sister.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 14, 2009 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
8 years of futility and running ha hahahha
Well you shouda seen that one coming since you were running off at the mouth last month. My sister? You must be mistaken, that was your mom. Quite alright though there will be more for you to cry about come sunday. “46”
I swear she looked liked your mom....
Instead of your sister. Meh. Like it makes a difference right?
I guess if you like bald one-breasted cancer survivors
Then that’s your thing. Whatever.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 14, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Moot point
I guess at the end day slagging texan fans is like beating up a mentally disabled person. There is no honor or glory in it. I can just sit back and let their replacement team’s futility be punishment enough. Yes I was a fan of the Titans/Oilers waaaaay before 1997(try 1977) for the quizzling who asked before. Oh BTW for those whiners crying and complaining about Titans wearing “their” throwback oiler uni’s(which was posted in the tennessean & was the column that brought me here). We plan on wearing them 3 more times. This is not YOUR history or YOUR teams history to complain about us wearing OUR uni’s so get over it! “46”
thanks oilzwell....
you may have just jinxed your team as i did my texans last week…. karma is a bitch!
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