Before You Jump
Ok. This place has been a sea of negativity for the last two days and understandably so. The team that everyone has invested a great deal of time into completely laid an egg on Sunday. This season is supposed to be the Texans coming out party and everyone involved in the debacle feels embarrassed, especially the fans. Notice though that I used "is" instead of "was" in the previous sentence, because the Texans’ season is not over.
This isn’t going to be a ridiculously overdone blind faith post; I’m still seething from the loss. I also don’t want to sound in any way that I am criticizing anyone who vented their frustrations because they more than deserved to in my book. Having said that though, continuously dwelling on only the negatives won’t help anyone. This is an attempt to put things into perspective and make an honest assessment of what happened Sunday, where the team is now and what needs to be done to improve, in my amateur opinion.
Let me get the one thing that is closest to an excuse off of my chest: The Jets defense looks amazing. In fact, I honestly believe that is the toughest defense we will play all year. That’s a bold claim but who will be better, the Titans? I agree with beef’s assessment that they were only able to produce pressure on a sub-par Steeler offensive line when they blitzed as opposed to last year when four rushers would do the trick. Who else will be better out of the Jaguars, Colts, Raiders, 49ers, Bengals, Cardinals, Bills, Seahawks, Rams, Dolphins or Patriots? I’m not saying they’re all pushovers, several of their defenses in fact looked decent to good this week, but none of them showed the absolute dominance that the Jets did. Part of that dominant perception was the Texans doing, but before I get into that I needed to tip my hat to Rex Ryan and company.
Author’s Note: I still need to go back and watch the recording of the game for a better evaluation, but not surprisingly I keep coming up with excuses not to. I bring that up to emphasize that I am recalling all of this from a memory diluted by uncontrollable rage and liquid stress reliever.
- Matt Schaub is a good quarterback but does not react well to pressure defenses. That pressure is sometimes the result of poor protection, but it is sometimes due to holding the ball too long. This Sunday it didn’t help that Kris Jenkins was running through Chris Myers like a banner a high school football team tears through before a game. Schaub's gimpy ankle didn't make things better either. Despite that, there were a couple of plays including at least one sack that Matt simply needed to get rid of the football. As much as I like Schaub, this is his third year as a starter and he is due to make about 10 million in a roster bonus after the season, so if he doesn’t get it this year I think he might be done. I really think he already gets it and he simply took a step back with the rest of the team, but he’ll be judged by the entire season.
- Kyle Shanahan’s inexperience showed through this week, which was partly to blame for Schaub’s performance. When the majority of your experience and formative years are spent with a team like the Broncos who seemed to always have outstanding offensive lines, you don’t account for constant pressure in your game plan. He needs to learn how to roll with the punches and find ways to make teams pay for blitzing too much. Others have already pointed this out, but I brought it up to say that Gary Kubiak needs to keep a more active role in the play calling. I know he has stated a desire to give Shanahan more autonomy, but it needs to be a gradual process.
- The faster that Antoine Caldwell can get ready for a starting role, the better. I have nothing against Chris Myers, but he can simply not stop bigger defensive tackles even though he added more weight this offseason for precisely that reason. Until Caldwell is ready, Alex Gibbs needs to plan for almost constant double teams in the middle in his scheme.
- Everyone scoffed when I asked if Steve Slaton didn’t look good after the first game in the preseason, but he still isn’t playing up to the level of last year. I don’t know if it’s the weight, or a head issue that’s keeping him from hitting the holes, but someone needs to fix the problem and fix it quick. The offense enjoyed its success from last year because of play action. No one will fear the run when you’re averaging below two yards a clip.
- Everyone was worried about the run defense more than anything, including me. Well, the front seven showed up to play in that department. Granted, an average of 5.22 yards per carry for the Jets looks terrible, but after three quarters it was 3.83. You can call me an idiot, but after a 38:46/21:14 time of possession split, I think it’s relevant to say that the defense got worn out.
- The front seven did a good job with combating the run, but it did not get sufficient pressure on a rookie quarterback. I can’t remember the Jets third down numbers and if it’s alright with you I’d just as soon not look them up because it was embarrassing. Frank Bush’s new scheme produced as many sacks as Anthony Weaver had all of last year; 0. Have to do better.
- The secondary usually got a partial pass from Texans fans because of lack of pressure, but many of the completions were on Dunta Robinson and friends Sunday. It has been reported that Jacques Reeves will return this week, and I never thought I’d be so happy to see him. Glover Quin and Brice McCain were made to look like rookies during the game, especially the wide open touchdown pass to Chancey Stuckey. It would be nice if they could learn from veterans, but Dunta is too worried about pissing everyone off to teach. Seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a pro athlete in Houston pull a complete 180 as drastically as him in terms of fan support.
This is a long list of problems that must be overcome, but I don’t think the Texans are as bad off as people are afraid of. The Jets are a tough opponent and we played poorly. Moreover, Texans fans are gun shy because of past seasons. Am I giving a pass to the Texans? Absolutely not. By playing so poorly in Week One they upped the stake of an already difficult Week 2 road game against a division rival coming off a tough loss. If the Texans lose that game as well it will seem like the beginning of every other Kubiak led season. Don’t forget though, that they are capable of winning this game. We did it last year with Albert Haynesworth in the lineup. What I’m trying to say is hesitant skepticism is one thing, but let’s not give up on the season because of one game.
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yup.
i think more than anything, why everyone is so pissed is not becuz we lost, we are used to that. i think it’s more that we are just confronted with the reality that our guys “gave up.” that more than anything, speaks volumes.
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 15, 2009 12:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good news?
they cut Moats….. and my sacred #21 is back with me. EVERYONE knows… im the ONLY #21 for the texans. so….
*Lewis Sanders…
AND
Mr. Moats…
meet the #21 curse BITCHES! ha!!!!!!! (evil laugh ensues……)
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 16, 2009 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice one Jake. Put it on the board!
I could add “lack of mobility” to the list of Schaub deficiencies, but that is something he can’t do anything about. Let’s face it, even without a bad ankle, he isn’t running away from anyone. I don’t see a coaching cure for that.
Is Antoine Caldwell the answer? Time will tell on that one. Until then Kris Jenkins-types will steal Chris Meyers’ lunch money. That’s a weak link that no amount of coaching will cure.
Yes, Slaton needs to be the hole-finder of last year. And, the line needs to make them. Coaching! Slaton seemed to run with more abandon last year and now he seems to be hesitant. Coaching!
Can “bad game” be an acceptable excuse? I have seen some perinially good teams throw in clunkers. Can this be what the Texans did?
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
by Rip Jersey on Sep 15, 2009 12:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
How much of Slaton's success was on Gibbs last year?
Things that weren’t – he moved the pile well and he got extra yards other backs wouldn’t have. But I’ll be damned if you couldn’t have put Ryan Moats in there and at least have gotten average results. Gibb’s O-line will probably step it up. But I think it comes down to coaching and not Slaton.
The Titans want Slaton’s number, I’m sure.
by WhiskeyR on Sep 15, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe.....
all that extra weight makes him too damn fat to fit thru the holes.
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 15, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good post.
Also: Fuck Dunta.
We can’t expect to run the ball well against the Jets. Schaub sucked (he fuked me in Fantasy and the entire team fucked me on winning office pick ‘em) and the defense actually wasn’t too bad. The D did their part but was on the field far too long.. thanks to our non-existent offense.
Our whole overconfident “3rd best in the NFL” offense sucked ass. I expect them to take a big step back all season (except for Andre but including Slaton). I think last years stats were because we’re constantly coming from behind.
Where did our offense rank in terms of scoring last year? That’s the only stat I care about.
I’m not expecting much Sunday, but we’re good at the “bounce back” and since I figured 1-1 for the first two games, a win would put our season right on track. Go Texans!
by WhiskeyR on Sep 15, 2009 12:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The First Week of Any NFL Season...
Is a complete crapshoot. You have a player score three touchdowns and then do nothing the rest of the year. There are more wacko plays and special teams breakdowns. There’s little real tape to go on and alot of assumptions have to be made. There’s alot more time to prepare for the first game, but alot more surprises. Those, like Kubiak and company, who can’t make in-game adjustments tend to perform poorly. After game 1, everyone has something on tape and everyone will spend the same amount of time preparing for each game.
That being said, I never read anything into the first regular season game. It’s probably less predictive than performance in the preseason. I’m unwilling to form an opinion of any team until after week 2. Hell, the Jets may play like crap next week. They may not be even close to the best defense the Texans face this year. No one’s had a chance to figure out which defensive personnel to exploit on the Jets. There’s at least a handful of teams that could wind up being the best opposing defense for the Texans.
As for Matt Schaub, he’ll be back next year. The only way he’s dropped is if Kubiak is fired. And that won’t happen unless the season goes super-miserably, which it won’t. Kubiak will be back for the last year of his contract and McNair’s not going to put him into a lame duck season with a new, rookie QB drafted in the first round. Schaub will be Kubiak’s QB for his make-or-break season. The $10 million will be paid, so just give it a rest.
Slaton does appear to have lost his edge all of a sudden. Perhaps his coke dealer got arrested during preseason and he’s still trying to snuff out a new one.
The true test in the life of a Texans fan is how gracefully you endure it.
by TexanKurt on Sep 15, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I just had to leave some props for the Hudsucker Proxy pic....
great effin’ movie.
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by August West on Sep 15, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ya
One of my favorites of all time. It’s a little obscure but that’s where my signature quote comes from.
You know... for kids.
by Jake on Sep 15, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hudsucker Proxy = greatness
On this we can all agree.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 16, 2009 3:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That movie SUCKED! That was the Coen Brothers equivalent of last Sunday’s game. Good choice of photos!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
by Rip Jersey on Sep 16, 2009 7:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 16, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you do if the envelope is too big for the slot?
Well, if you fold ’em, they fire you. I usually throw ’em out.
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 16, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
From the Houston Texans Website - Post Game Quotes
Texans CB Dunta Robinson
(on if he was embarrassed by the performance) “I’m not embarrassed. I’m pretty sure my teammates aren’t embarrassed either because we didn’t play well. If you come in and you give it all you’ve got and you still get beat by 17 points or whatever the final score was then that’s an embarrassment. Looking past this game we know the things that we need to correct. We’ve got 15 games left and we’ve got to move on. One thing I don’t want to hear guys say is, ‘It’s OK, we started 0-4 last year,’ because this is a totally different year and a week to week thing so we’ve got to move past that.”
(on the performance of Jets QB Mark Sanchez) “I thought he did a great job. I thought they did a great job of protecting him. I thought he showed a lot of poise, I mean he looked like he did in the preseason, and like I said, these days, things have changed with rookie quarterbacks. He has a good run game and the line did a great job of protecting him, so I thought he looked pretty good.”
(on what needs to be corrected) “We’ve got to tackle better and we’ve got to get off the field on third down as a defense. I’m pretty sure the offense has things that they’ve got to work on. I know myself, I didn’t do a good job of tackling today, and that’s something that I have to improve myself and I think as a defensive unit getting off the field on 3rd down is the biggest thing.”
(on if they underestimated any part of the Jets offense) “No, we didn’t underestimate them at all. We knew coming into this game what kind of guys we were facing. (RB) Leon Washington and (WR) Jerricho Cotchery, we knew those guys could make big plays. I really cant speak for the rest of the defense right now as far as tackling goes, but for myself that’s the only glitch that I had today. I missed tackles that I usually make. That’s small though, I’d rather have that problem than not being able to cover a guy. We’ll be fine. We’ll go back to the drawing board and we’ll be ready for Tennessee next Sunday.”
(on if he is angry) “Definitely. Any time you lose a football game you’re pretty mad. It’s just one of those situations where we have to hunker down and we have to be much better. That’s the bottom line. One game and we didn’t come away with the win but one thing we can do is look at our mistakes and move on.”
(on how shocked he felt after the game) “It wasn’t what I expected, but that’s the way it rolls sometimes. You never know what to expect. But I know one thing, we didn’t expect that. Anyway you look at it, it’s a loss. We’ve got to correct the things that we did wrong and we’ve got to make sure we do better Sunday.”
(on him saying that one thing they wanted to do was make defensive coordinator Frank Bush look good) “It’s one game. As a unit we didn’t look good. When a unit plays good the coaches look good. It starts with us. They put us in the calls and we’ve got to go out and execute. Third down was our biggest problem. We played well 1st and 2nd down but we didn’t get off the field on third down. We know what we’ve got to fix and we’ve got to get it done.”
Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".
by Bobobigbro on Sep 15, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok that's it
Fuck Dunta
Seriously i gave him a shot with my infinite patience but that quote is absolutely stupid. You damn well should be embarrassed if you didn’t play as best as you could and got burned for it. I’d rather see a person go 110% and lay it all out there than not give the extra effort. At least you can hold your head up with pride saying “We gave it our best, they were just the better tea” But sunday’s game was garbage, an effort that should bring disgrace and embarrassment to certain members of the team, Myers, Slaton, Dunta off the top of my head. Oh and my friend Antonio Smith…but only because I have a sinking feeling he’s an overpaid bum
In Canada our balls are bigger
by canadian texan on Sep 15, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Kevin Walter
our only sucessful free agent signing in 8 years?
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
by CFHTim on Sep 15, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He is one of the best ones but
my favorite is Vonta Leach. The dude is built like a brick and he just looks for people to hit. He is the Texans physical presence on offense (maybe the only one). I love to see him catch the ball in the flats and look for people to hit. I do like Walter though.
Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".
by Bobobigbro on Sep 15, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That doesn't speak well
of our organization. A backup reciever and Fullback are the key free agent aquisitions during an 8 year stretch. Can’t build team entirely through the draft, Texans need to spend money wisely in free agency to take next step.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
by CFHTim on Sep 15, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vonta is a beast
though, don’t get it twisted.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
by CFHTim on Sep 15, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Texans' offense
was non-existent on Sunday. After no more than 1 or 2 offensive series, the coaching staff should have said, “Okay, they’re blitzing us. We need to throw more short, quick passes and run more screens”. If the fans can see this from the stands, and everyone can see it on tv from home, then why can’t our coaches see it on the field and make the necessary adjustments??!! If I remember correctly: on 1st down, BLITZ. 2nd down, maybe they blitzed. 3rd down, BLITZ. 3 and out. Punt it away lol.
Our defense played well. Our offense just kept them on the field way too long.
by BdoFiFtY81 on Sep 15, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
When the RSS feed for a blog about your favorite football team includes titles like
“Before you jump”
“Jets @Texans semi-drunken thoughts 462”
“A Drunken Reaction to the game”
Your favorite football team may have a problem. Personally, I think it could be a long year, but they never start strong. The Texans just don’t respond to pressure well- they’re late season warriors. Obviously that needs to change, or that’s all they’ll ever be and there will never be a post season. Hopefully next week our faith is rewarded and they show up to play. Either that or I suggest investing heavily in Houston area liquor stores now, before the price go up and you can’t get in on the ground floor of paving the way for next year’s top ten pick. That could work too.
by JimboTexan on Sep 15, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think these titles...
say as much about the personal habits of those writing them as they do about the team. For the record, I got drunk as well and did laundry.
The true test in the life of a Texans fan is how gracefully you endure it.
by TexanKurt on Sep 15, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay us!
chug
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 15, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only saw...
…half the game live. The second half. The DVR has the entire game, but I, like many others probably, can’t bring myself to watch yet. From what I did see our tackling was not there. Sanchez looked like Johnny Unitas against us. That’s just unacceptable.
All I have to say is next week if Tennessee wears those sacreligious Oiler throwbacks, The Texans will probably lose big again. I don’t think the Texans players carry the hate-Bud-the-Pud grudge as strongly (if at all) as we do.
My back constantly aches from carrying that grudge….
Bud sucks (the Titans owner, not the beer).
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 15, 2009 5:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
.....
and neither does herbal remedies…. the “bud” makes me wiser… so i guess it’s kinda like beer….
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 15, 2009 6:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
you're killing me
You know that? Between the herb and the chicks? Damn you. DAMN YOU!*
- not really. Mostly jealous.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 15, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stupid formatting
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 15, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who the hell are you talking to?
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 15, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck you, asshole
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 15, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'm so lost
You can't fix Dumb
by Texans-Brocos on Sep 16, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol.....
to whom much is given….. much is required.
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 16, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't agree with this
Bud (the beer) sucks.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 16, 2009 3:21 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is it possible? I hope so!
Can the Texans redeem themselves?
Dumb and Dumber
[after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped]
Harry: Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!
by wasteph on Sep 16, 2009 11:01 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let us hope so.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 16, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Jake...
Thank you for reading my comment on the besf’s pressure, and agreeing. It didn’t get any traction, so I was praying SOMEONE else saw what I did.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
by beefy on Sep 16, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm here for you buddy
There’s gonna be more on that issue in the weekly recon piece.
You know... for kids.
by Jake on Sep 17, 2009 6:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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