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Anyone else still want Rex Grossman over Matt Schaub?

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I THOUGHT....

THERE WERE TO BE NO SACKS OF MR COLLINS????

GO TEXANS!!!!

This is the year.......

by Texanmaniac on Sep 20, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions  

START DAN ORLOVSKY

by cubic on Sep 20, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Start Alex Brink!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions  

4 carries, 7 yards

That would be one Reggie Bush.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 1:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Now comes the part where both teams make adjustments...

…but only the Titans work.

Be nice to see us make halftime adjustments that were meaningful for once.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

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by TexansForever on Sep 20, 2009 1:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Are you speaking Turkish?

Because I can’t comprehend what you’re saying.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Swahili

and its nly applicable until half time is over.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 20, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know, I had the same question during the MNF game last year...

what is with the NFL and freaking Nickelback? Good Christ, get some other shit.

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 20, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I own one beer

And I’m about to go open it.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Why is #32 still on the field??????

Fred Bennett is having a horrible game! He missed his assignment on Johnson, never looked back on he endzone catch by #18. We need corner help bad.

by Ron P on Sep 20, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Reeves is still out

Our other guys are too young. Fred has to step up.

by goingforthecorner on Sep 20, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we somehow win

it’s going to be hilarious to hear all the callers on the radio jump right back on the bandwagon. Pathetic. People need to realize that the Jets were much better than we thought they were. Rex Ryans owns us. Titans on the other hand lost their DC and Haynesworth.

by goingforthecorner on Sep 20, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

agreed.

they’re playing NE extremely tough this week.

"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."

by chrisd21 on Sep 20, 2009 2:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

New England's d

Maybe not what it has been in the past.

But still better than ours.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

is this CBS?

good job tasker… “Big Brother” reference…. what a dumb ass.

"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."

by chrisd21 on Sep 20, 2009 1:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Jets are beating New England right now.

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Cushing is all over Chris Johnson

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I want to state for the record

That I barbecued chicken halves today.

They were good.

That is all.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Bennett made a play! on 3rd down!!!

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:00 PM CDT reply actions  

great start

now lets get another score

by schillingb on Sep 20, 2009 2:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Am I really seeing

the Texans force a three and out?

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 20, 2009 2:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy shit

three and out.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Man walks on fucking moon.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please?

Pretty please?

With a cherry on top?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think your right

Rex Ryan is to the texans as 1560 to 610

by AllenOU on Sep 20, 2009 2:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Just a curiosity note, but the doble penalty we were called on late in the 1st half

where Cushing was holding, #96 was called offsides and #57 was called holding. We have no 96 or 57, greart call refs

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by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 20, 2009 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Short.

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions  

was he on the field? cuz Cushing (56) was holding Crumpler on the play

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by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 20, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions  

What a kick by Turk!

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok, let's get another 3 and out

Or better yet, a turnover.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

They've got a long field to cover

Let’s hope Mario can get in the backfield and make something happen.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watch Johnson, goddammit! I dont want no 99yd TD

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

91

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 20, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK, we have them right where we want them

Sweep the knee!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

OH HELL YEAH

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/titans-nashville

Texans stream, not very good quality but I’ll take it.

by cubic on Sep 20, 2009 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

It’s choppy as hell but it’s better than radio.

by cubic on Sep 20, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the hecks up with Slaton? Did you guys change something in your offensive line?

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Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 20, 2009 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Another bailout

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Adrian Peterson…it just isnt fair.

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Told you.

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions  

.................

…………………………………………………………………………..

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 20, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

No.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking embarrassing

thank you Delwan Robinson for hands on the face

by goingforthecorner on Sep 20, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

God damn told you.

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkk

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 20, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

What a fucking backbreaker.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

What the heck was that!

Schaub needs to march us down the field

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Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 20, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

No discipline, overpursuit

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 20, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like I said, we’re keeping the “D” fresh for the 4th quarter….

by NormZinNJ on Sep 20, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

How the hell do these insanely long Tecmo Super Bowl runs keep happening against us?

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

1) Because Chris Johnson is good
2) Because an aggressive defensive scheme and mediocre players means you are going to get gashed
3) Because God hates the Texans

by cubic on Sep 20, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Johnson now averaging

1.24 points every time he touches the ball.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Johnson is going to end the day with 300 on the ground.

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Every fucking game,

every fucking season, the wind just comes out of our sails. Can’t we just get a lead and hold the other team without the roller coaster ride.

by Jersey Bill on Sep 20, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

really bad deja vu

I’m a BSU fan, and the Fresno State running back pretty much did exactly this against BSU on Friday.

by killtacular on Sep 20, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Plenty of time left

Let’s do it.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Antonio Smith

The new Anthony Weaver.

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

It's too early to tell

We won’t know until three years from now.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's crazy to me

We’re the exact opposite of a bend but don’t break defense. We stop them cold for the first two plays then give up a TD…

by Bryan72076 on Sep 20, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions  

hi all

Come on we can come back here!!!

What I miss?

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by flanno7hi on Sep 20, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions  

A lot of drama

First we sucked, then we kicked ass, and now we’re sucking again.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn Sunday Crap

Keeping me from the football.

We gonna do it?

COME ON! F*ck the TITS

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Sep 20, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doubt they would have overturned it.

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

disagree

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 20, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kubiak sucks

after all the horrible challenges, he doesn’t throw his flag on the Dre catch

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by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 20, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Jesus, figure it out Refs

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Quoted for truf

@fb_outsiders Houston run defense has seen better days. Like, say, 1993

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 20, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Other than the long plays they've allowed

They’ve looked very mediocre.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's confirmed

God hates Texans fans.

I blame Matt.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 20, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Love the muffin top

On the Tits cheerleaders.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Amobi

Who is that?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Knew a kid named Amobi once...

Played a bit of football. Dunno what happened to him.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 20, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amobi makes a play

I kind of liked the looks of that.

by cubic on Sep 20, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice speed by Okoye

lets go deep again. What happened to Casey?

by goingforthecorner on Sep 20, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Last year

that woulda been Titans ball.

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 20, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I still get nervous

When he fields punts.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well I'm heading to the Bronco's pre-game thread...

Good luck you guys,

The Texans will win this game!!

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by Mike Clark on Sep 20, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks Mike

Good Luck

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Sep 20, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks Mike

Don’t be afraid to check in here every now and again.

We could use you!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll check in again

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Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 20, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Time for a TD drive guys...

Wake up Steve! It’s time to play football!

by Karsh on Sep 20, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions  

At this rate...

This game is going to be about 9 hours long.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 20, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Not fun when you live 8 hours ahead of Central Time.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trust me I know.

The MNF game was the worst. 6am bed time!

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 20, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good GOD.

STOP. BEING. STUPID.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 20, 2009 2:27 PM CDT reply actions  

damn it

Mental f*ck up

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by flanno7hi on Sep 20, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck me with a fucking chainsaw.

Why do we still commit stupid penalties?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions  

OD

Bitches!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions  

OD all day

wooooooooooo!

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by flanno7hi on Sep 20, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Pay daniels. Pay demeco

And fuck dunta n his dreads. Call al Davis or jerry

by AllenOU on Sep 20, 2009 2:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

How about we

DON’T run on first down? It’s like starting out on second down.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Damnit!

Drunk people got to my doritos last night!

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 20, 2009 2:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Why do we even bother running the ball?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions  

balls to the wall

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 20, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Is Slaton hurt?

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by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 20, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Hasn't been very good.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is it

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Sep 20, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Is it time to be worried about the running game?

I say yes. Tennessee and the Jets both have good defenses but for fuck’s sake we look atrocious.

by cubic on Sep 20, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions  

close

Driessen

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 20, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

This won't work.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Just throw everything

OD

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by flanno7hi on Sep 20, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Or

Joel gleeeeeeeeeaaason!

by AllenOU on Sep 20, 2009 2:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Sign of a quality franchise

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by flanno7hi on Sep 20, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Pressure.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

No need to run the ball.

When Schaub can make short completions like that.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 20, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

1st Down

A motherfucking J.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Our offense has performed admirably

Just sucks to see our offense being forced to put to the team on its back.

by goingforthecorner on Sep 20, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Slaton, nice play

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by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 20, 2009 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Schaub with 300 on the day

And pi at the one!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Running Game

The running game is not working because they are not spreading the field.

by Ron P on Sep 20, 2009 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Andre

Is the 2nd best player in the nfl

by AllenOU on Sep 20, 2009 2:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Fucking A

Andre Johnson is a-fucking-mazing.

And Steve Tasker sucks donkey dicks.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Schaub is something else.

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's do this baby

Fuck yeah.
Od!!!!!!!!!!

by AllenOU on Sep 20, 2009 2:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Let's do this baby

Fuck yeah.
Od!!!!!!!!!!

by AllenOU on Sep 20, 2009 2:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

My heart...

I can’t deal with this anymore.

The radio is delayed. I’m so scared.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 20, 2009 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

bad stream

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/titans-nashville

But it works.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

YEAH OD

PAY THAT MAN
PAY HIM RICK

by cubic on Sep 20, 2009 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't see how anyone can say that Schaub is not good.

Unless their name is Ray Charles.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Beautiful Play!!

We’ll played. Nice fake.

by Ron P on Sep 20, 2009 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Winston's pissed

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 20, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions  

I like that play call

Radio made it sound like they were going to run it – two tight ends, Chris Brown, Vonta Leach, and then they pass it. Whoever designed that, A+

by cubic on Sep 20, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Please defense...

Please. I’m begging you. Someone cover Chris Johnson.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 20, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions  

EVERYONE cover him.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shut the fuck up Kyle.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Bentley lays the wood!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Stream?

Did you find one by chance?

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 20, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/titans-nashville

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Great one

Laggy as fook but the sound is good.

thanks

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by flanno7hi on Sep 20, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy crap Bentley!

Win or lose, I am having a lot of fun watching this game

by goingforthecorner on Sep 20, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions  

this is such a perfect texans game

Shitty defense, bad ass offense.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 20, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions  

you know you secretly love it

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 20, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's going to come down to who can make one stop

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a hit by Bentley!

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions  

28 days later....

and van den douche and winston are still jaw jacking.

"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."

by chrisd21 on Sep 20, 2009 2:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Defense is improving

The last time Johnson went out wide it was an auto TD. This time? Just 9 yards.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 20, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

that's the spirit

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 20, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

You rock the party

That rocks the body.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great play by Mario!

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

MARIO!!!!!!!!!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I am in love with Mario.

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Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 20, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

awesome play by SM

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 20, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mario

Ate his Mushrooms today

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by flanno7hi on Sep 20, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

“Mario is 6’6”…and weighs..a bunch."

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Second timeout...

dunno about that one.

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Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 20, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Kubes doesn't believe in timeouts

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 20, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

The more things change...

Another wasted timeout. I feel like i’ve seen that somewhere before.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 20, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

good job fred

Marc Vandemeer just pointed out how Vodka Collins has been picking on him all day because he sucks.

by cubic on Sep 20, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

The Texans need to stuff the Titans here

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 20, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKING JACOBY JONES

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 20, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy shit.

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Really?

you have to be kidding me..

by blazin_6 on Sep 20, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Are you kidding me?

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 20, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, he’s fired.

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

seriously?

kill him

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by flanno7hi on Sep 20, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

When they’re way ahead it will come in handy on our drive to lose the game

by JimboTexan on Sep 20, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

sigh

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 20, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

CUT HIM NOW.

DON’T EVEN WAIT UNTIL THE END OF THE QUARTER.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Man what a turn around

MY g/f of 3 years broke up with me a week ago texted me today and said she made out with another guy..if the texans pull this one out i will be the happiest man in the wordl

by schillingb on Sep 20, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

ouch, dude

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 20, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seconded.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Metaphor for Houston's relationship with the BESF's?

I think so.

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 20, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why are you still talking to her?

You always gotta burn the bridge so that you never cross it. Maybe that’s what she’s doing to do you…

by socctty on Sep 20, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

ouch, that really hurt

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 20, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

"Adelman sitting on the bench looks like a beat poet ready to blow your mind. And then he screams at the refs, and it’s a poetry slam." - LicketyBrindle

by chrisjay84 on Sep 20, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Dont you have to give them 3 feet on a fair catch?

He was in jacobys face in looked like.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 20, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

that's what I thought, too

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 20, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love being right!

Too bad they couldnt capitalize.

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by TexansForever on Sep 20, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why don't we challenge it?

Oh wait, we can’t.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

JJ

TIME HAS LONG SINCE CAME AND GONE TRADE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mike 76 on Sep 20, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd we lose

Jj might be gone

let Martinez return the punts for crying out fucking loud

AH!!!!

by AllenOU on Sep 20, 2009 2:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

JJ

He hasn’t dropped ANYTHING, all year. Awesome catches while playing WR. And then that.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 20, 2009 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Well

In his defense, he was due

by JimboTexan on Sep 20, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did they call it back?

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Penalty??

Tell me.

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by chrisjay84 on Sep 20, 2009 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

YES?

TELL ME!!

"Adelman sitting on the bench looks like a beat poet ready to blow your mind. And then he screams at the refs, and it’s a poetry slam." - LicketyBrindle

by chrisjay84 on Sep 20, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

What the fuck is going on?

And why are these announcers so fucking uppity?

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 20, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

What a break!

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

I LOVE JJ AGAIN!!!!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 20, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

HELL YES

JACOBY YOU ARE NOT REDEEMED BUT THE OFFICIALS SAVED YOU

by JimboTexan on Sep 20, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

But Jacoby is still fired.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 20, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, okay

we get the ball. sweet

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 20, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Redemption

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 20, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

holy crap!

there will never be another game like this..

by blazin_6 on Sep 20, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

YYYYYEEESSSS!!!!

Spooge!

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by chrisjay84 on Sep 20, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

QQ moar, hillbillies

u mad?

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 20, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Jacoby Jones should still be cut

I’ve held on to hope for him for so long, and was feeling validated after his touchdown. But he always leaves you holding your breath, and he always has one borderline fuckup every single game.

by socctty on Sep 20, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

That was one great penalty

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Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 20, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

and we got 15 yards on top of it

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ just got mauled

He got mounted from behind.

And I hate Tasker. A lot.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 20, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

What's that Finnegan?

You suck? Yeah, I already knew

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by Only_A_Lad on Sep 20, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

HA HA HA! Pass interference!

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, look Finnegan is a bitch.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH FINNEGAN

keep whining little bitchface.

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Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 20, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Tennessee is getting hammered on the penalties.

I don’t know if there was PI on Finnegan that time… but I do love seeing them get hammered. I think the ref let Fisher and the crowd talk him out of that, though.

by socctty on Sep 20, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Note to Steve Tasker

Any ball thrown within six miles of AJ is catchable.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Was just gonna say that

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Sep 20, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty much what is happening in this game

by cubic on Sep 20, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

SHit

These refs are going nuts

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by Mike Kerns on Sep 20, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions  

really on a power trp

by JimboTexan on Sep 20, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

nahhhh

apparently we just “didn’t like eachother”. Fucking idiots.

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Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 20, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

What an amazing game!

Shame I actually care about one of the teams in this game, or I would really enjoy this.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 20, 2009 2:50 PM CDT reply actions  

4th quarter thread up!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 20, 2009 2:50 PM CDT reply actions  

I love you guys

I was too busy pacing to type. Check out the front page for my drunken feelings.

You know... for kids.

by Jake on Sep 20, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

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