The Perfect Stereotypical Texans Game
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 20, 2009 7:06 PM CDT
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Alternate picture: Sally Field as Sybil Dorsett.
Two stat lines tell about 95% of the game. First:
| Houston | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Sack | YdsL | TD | INT | Rating |
| M. Schaub | 25 | 39 | 357 | 64.1 | 9.2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 127.8 |
I took the liberty of highlighting what I believe are the most important stats up there. Second:
| Tennessee | Rush | Yds | Avg. | Lng | TD | FumL |
| C. Johnson | 16 | 197 | 12.3 | 91 | 2 | 0 |
I'm going to leave off Chris Johnson's 87 yards receiving.
The difference between our spanking last week and a win this week was simply Matt Schaub staying upright. Nothing else was different.
Defensively, we are a nightmare. We gave up 449 yards today a week after allowing the Jets to pound us for 462. Last year, the Jets averaged 331 yards/game and the BE-SFs 314. Yes, we have been abused by two poor offenses. The Jets hung a more expected 254 on the Pats today.
We won today despite our defense, not because of what they accomplished. Even Vodka Collins' fumble was accidental, not because of a great hit (if you didn't see, Collins attempted to dribble the ball downfield a la Matt Nordgren). Our defense is still vagina soft, and we even lacked the blitzing aggressiveness we at least tried against the Jets. Not only is the defense still sorry, but we seem to be regressing under Frank Bush. Fred Bennett, especially, has become a pathetic shell of himself. Two pieces of good news on defense.
John Busing seems to have become the man at strong safety, which is also kinda scary considering he couldn't find playing time for three years with the Bungles. BUT, he's still an upgrade over Dominique Barber, and Busing was all over the field in the second half. Barber appears to be the one who blew the coverage on the "Chris Johnson is invisible!" play.
And Brian Cushing is improving, especially his tackling. However, as well as he plays against the run, the problematic reverse corollary is he's equally bad against the pass. He had a tough time covering Alge Crumpler, which is just mind boggling.
462, 449, and we have one sack all year...by Super Mario, of course. Just three turnovers (and, really, only two created). So much for our new and improved defense.
Offensively, our run game is worrisome, though we have faced two good run defenses in the Jets and BE-SFs. Steve Slaton's Reggie Bush-esque numbers are painful to see. Outside of this, our offense looks like a JUGGERNAUT. Today, Schaub reminded me of the time I watched Dr. DeBakey perform open heart surgery. The offensive line did a solid job keeping Schaub's uniform clean, and Owen Daniels and, of course, Andre Johnson both stepped up with huge games. Jacoby Jones is now averaging 31 yards/catch over the last two years (too bad it's just five receptions), but his touchdown (and it was, Steve Tasker, you little bitch) catch was a thing of beauty.
On special teams, Kris Brown was perfect (as usual) and the aforementioned Jacoby, after not dropping a damn thing all year, decided to botch a punt. We got mighty damn lucky on the call.
This game was a perfectly played Texans game. It was a stereotype. Piss-poor defense, dominating offense, and a "fumble" by Jacoby. It's your 2008 Texans in 2009.
Next week, we get the Jacksonville Jaguars, a team that failed to stop the juggernaut that is the Kurt Warner experience. Warner didn't take a single sack. If the Jaguars are equally unable to pressure Schaub, another shoot-out is in the works.
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One other stat to throw out there
Texans 2, Titans 0
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
by Rip Jersey on Sep 20, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yup
two in a row….. a changing of the guard in this series…..
take the Oilers.....please....
by Cut Block on Sep 20, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Simply put...
The Titans are not the same without a financially motivated Fat Albert. They really ARE an 0-2 team without him. Finnegan is being exploited as the suck he is, too, which I love.
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 20, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Finnegan showed his true colors
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
by CFHTim on Sep 20, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fuggin loved that shit.
I was sad to see Chris Johnson escape with his spine intact, but I’ll take the W from those motherfucks.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
by beefy on Sep 20, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec
because fuck finnegan.
That leprechaun raper.
by WhiskeyR on Sep 20, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the good thing is.....
we don’t have to try to contain a monster scatback (Leon Washington/Crissy Johnson) every week. We obviously have our issues, with speedy, little, dress wearing, RBs.
Then again, even if we did have to face such backs every week, at least we’d be .500. Count your blessings. Our defense is still very young. The season is long. We have more time to improve.
Eventually we will run the ball, as well. I promise.
take the Oilers.....please....
by Cut Block on Sep 20, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We all thought we'd start 1-1
But this even better. Our first win of the year and its against a div opponent? Way better than a win against the jets and a loss against the titans. Go Texans!!
by WhiskeyR on Sep 20, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I picked the BESFs to go 0-16 this year
…of course, I do that every year out of spite.
But hey, 1/8th of the way there!
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by riversmccown on Sep 20, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
biggest stat?
tits n jags tied 4 last place. now if the giants can find a way 2 beat the cowgurls… this will be a perfect fukkin sunday!
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by chrisd21 on Sep 20, 2009 8:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
and the pats lost
Oh and if Miami can pull out a win tomorrow, we will have had a near perfect weekend.
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by Texans-Brocos on Sep 20, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tits looked real classy
giving their guy a standing ovation for fighting and getting ejected. Way To Go Tits !
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by CFHTim on Sep 20, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Totally agree.
Cowgirls losing so far. Fingers are crossed.
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by CFHTim on Sep 20, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Defense
While our D did give up some awful big plays (and lets face it, that’s expected), they also made some really key stops behind the LOS and on 3rd downs in the 2nd half. So it wasn’t all an abomination.
by BigTexBD on Sep 20, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We won turnover battle 2 to 0
That won us the game.
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by CFHTim on Sep 20, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Key D stat
0 points allowed in the 4th quarter. Only 7 in the 2nd half total. That’s not bad. That means that we adjusted. I’ll take some solace in that. Besides, even though Johnson tore us up, that one play where Dominque Barber decided to be totally awful, was in my mind an anomaly. That (hopefully) won’t happen every week. So yes, it was a bad mental lapse, but it was an easily fixable one. Without that play our defense could probably pass for shitastically medicore rather than just plain shit. I dunno, maybe I’m just an optimist.
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by SlatonShuffle on Sep 20, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Pretty much my thoughts too
We were blown out early and often, but played better as the game wore on. Cushing in particular stood out in run defense. Could be that we are still a work in progress, much like the offense last season and will continue to improve over the next few weeks. If the offense can carry us until then, we may be OK.
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 20, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if i were giving out gameballs....
Coach Koob. for gettin em ready after last week’s meltdown. kudos sir!
*Owen Daniels. that long 3rd down catch after the penalty was huge. offensive MVP this game, in my opinion.
**Glenn Martinez and James Casey. Special Team standouts. it was Casey who actually got that hit, Brantley just finished him off.
and officially….
FUCK DUNTA.
whiffed on at lease 2 tackles, got completely blocked out of one td run, and hit that guy late as hell. PLUS, involved in the scuffle, even tho he wasnt on the field. and while im giving out the finger….
FUCK JJ.
talk about maturity huh? fumbled away that punt…missed a blocking assignment (led 2 schaubby getting blasted from the blindside) AND threw at least 2 punches in the scuffle.
besides that, a win is a win is a win. hopefully chester will be okay… we came out injury free for the most part, considering how intense and chippy this game was. great great statement game for us. everyone knows the TITS are considered the “bullies” of our conference, so to go to THEIR house, and drop a L on em feels great.
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 20, 2009 8:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
AND Martinez had the block of the game
Martinez picked up a blitzer on the long Johnson TD pass. Neither JJ nor Davis make that block, but Martinez did (Walter nails it, natch).
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 20, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes that was a great blitz pickup
Martinez has a head for the game, and we should find a permanent roster spot for him. Speculation was that he was being carried only because of Walter’s gimpy hammy, but he excels on special teams and deserves to stay IMO.
I hate to ask stupid questions, but what is the BE-SF reference?
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 20, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
remember the titans..
of old? baby eatin’ sister fukkers. hence, the tag. me personally, i prefer the TITS. lol
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 20, 2009 10:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Thx chris
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 20, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiH4-h4o6Us
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 20, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's a classic
Love it every time I see it.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 21, 2009 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
funnyyyyy!
rec’d
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's just wrong. Funny, but wrong
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 21, 2009 7:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
man, i can't believe i missed the game of the season....dammit jim...
by turnip73 on Sep 20, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
.............I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker
Texans worked a miracle today. Sorry you missed it. Was truly memorable game. Came from 14 down, Game filled with big plays, including some major D blunders by the Good guys. Schaub, Dre and OD were spectacular. JJ made a great TD catch, but almost fumbled the game away on a muffed fair catch.
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 20, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can't believe
that i missed this game.. i had to go do things earlier.
i saw the 2 amazing TD catches by AJ though, so that made my day.
This win only makes everything better.
By the way, is anyone tail-gating this sunday? I’m not sure if i can tickets, but it’d be cool to go tail-gating. haha
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by PinoyPride23. on Sep 20, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
im down.
where do BRB’ers tailgate?
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by chrisd21 on Sep 20, 2009 10:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
BE-SFs
I’m new to this Battle Red Blog place, can someone tell me what BE-SF’s stands for?
Thanks!
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by xmant2000 on Sep 20, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
here ya go. from Chris
remember the titans..
of old? baby eatin’ sister fukkers. hence, the tag. me personally, i prefer the TITS. lol
by chrisd21 on Sep 20, 2009 10:31 PM CDT via mobile
the video is what makes it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiH4-h4o6Us
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 20, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and how was your day chris?
well… earlier today i teabagged some TITS.. i watched the jax FAGS get sissy slapped… and i just witnessed the COWGURLS get raped in their new stadium. all in all… damn good day to be a texan fan. and if i may… lets not TROLL. u houston fans are better than that! we win (and lose) with class.
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 20, 2009 10:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I only spoke fecally...
on Jmac’s blog.
GO TEXANS!!!!
This is the year.......
by Texanmaniac on Sep 21, 2009 5:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol......
check out the fanpost i put up on MCM. a lil showy… but mostly all true.
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
saw your post...
nicely done, check out my response to them wanting to be called the Titans.
GO TEXANS!!!!
This is the year.......
by Texanmaniac on Sep 21, 2009 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it. Would have rec'd but
They banned me from MCM for saying Finnegan couldn’t cover #80. Those pussy-ass tit fans can dish it but can’t take it apparently.
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by CFHTim on Sep 21, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eat it, Jerrah
And that was the perfect end to a great weekend of football.
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 20, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes it was.
all capped off by the cowgurls losing by a field goal. seriously, i dont know what good karma we had working this weekend… but im gonna need everyone to do THE EXACT SAME THING THEY DID YESTERDAY, NEXT SUNDAY. lol
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh
the Texans seemed to be introducing the novel “break but don’t bend” defense for that game. I mean, other than literally those 3 Chris Johnson plays, I’d take that defensive performance any day. Unfortunately, that still leaves those three plays.
by killtacular on Sep 20, 2009 11:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
While the D did suck today at times,
The 2nd half defense was spectacular sans the 91 yd TD run by johnson.
Drive by Drive for the tits in the 2nd half:
3 and out: +4 yds
91 yd TD
3 and out: -1yd
3 and out: + 9 yds
Turnover on Downs: +40 yds
3 and out: +8 yds
Lost Fumble: +12 yds
If you take out the big play than the titties only gained 72 total yards in the 2nd half, including 4 three and outs, a turnover on downs, and a lost fumble. That gives me hope for the defense if we can cut out the big play. Plus you have to remember that Dunta is still getting into shape and Eugene Wilson just came back from injury.
Texans 1-1 2nd in AFC South
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by TexasHoosier on Sep 20, 2009 11:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well this helped me answer a question I asked last week
It wasn’t that the Texans were that bad last week, the Jets were just that damn good. Thanks Tennessee for laying that defensive egg & restoring my faith in my Houston Texans. Just shore up a few things on defense, & they’ll be ready to cause some real damage.
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by The Night Owl on Sep 21, 2009 12:12 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the d..
is just too inexperienced as of right now.
don’t worry, they’ll get it done sooner or later
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by PinoyPride23. on Sep 21, 2009 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aye, but we get the Jags and Raiders to practice on next couple weeks. Then the Cardinals… oh that might be sooooooooooooooo bad.
by nolander on Sep 21, 2009 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder
If that oilzwell douche will show his face around here.
Heh.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 21, 2009 2:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I said in the other thread
That unless our defense gets better, we’re still an 8-8 team. The good news is, I believe we might. I don’t recall a Richard Smith-led defense stopping the opposing team as much as this one did today, even if they did get burned by several big plays.
In my mind, those big plays are a function of a youngish defense and a new coordinator. However, the d made adjustments today, something I don’t think I’ve ever seen before. This gives me hope.
Still, I can see us getting carried away by this win and losing to the Jags.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 21, 2009 2:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who gives a shit?
I’ll take a W anyday tbh, them cocksuckers in tenneessee, players and fans alike got a slap in the face today which brings joy to me, even though our win was ugly as shit, idc.
We’re now 1-0 in the division, next week we’ll make that 2-0, if we punk jacksonville indy won’t be able to stop us, even though they always seem to, anyhow i’ll be happy for us to go 5-1, or 6-0 in the division.
by Htexfan on Sep 21, 2009 6:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jacoby
I’m sorry, because that TD was really nice, but this kid has got to go. If we’re not going to be working him into the offense when KW and Apostrophe come back, there’s no reason to keep his hands of granite around.
The somersaults that my tummy does everytime a fuggin punt goes in the air are seriously getting old. Honestly, I’d rather just rush the punter and not have a returner back there at all.
Also, with how he looked in preseason, and how shit-tacular our ground game is going, why is Moats not getting 3-4 carries a game? Could it possibly be WORSE than what we’re currently getting?
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
by beefy on Sep 21, 2009 9:39 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Couple things here...
The bobble was recoverable. I believe jacoby would have caught it off the bounce because he was right on it.
That said, he has been bad with punts.
Move Martinez to punt duties and make Jacoby prove his worth at receiver.
That TD catch was amazing, and shows he has some talent. That part of his game is worth trying to develop.
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by TexansForever on Sep 21, 2009 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The TD catch was over the top ridonculous
but the drop on the play before the TD was vintage JJ. He has got to learn to concentrate on catching the ball. It’s got to be a mental thing, but it will be his undoing if he can’t get over the drops.
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by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that good end-of-game coaching I saw?
Seriously, at fourth and short on their final drive, Kubiak didn’t challenge the spot or take a timeout, both of which would allow the defense to rest. He didn’t wuss out and go for the field goal with more than 3 minutes remaining. He lined the defense up and went for it, QB sneak right over the middle. Given his past coaching choices, I expected Kubiak to go with one of the first three options rather than the one that gave them the best chance to win. I was telling him exactly what to do and he listened to me. Apparently, just this once, he could hear me through the t.v. Then, I told them to get a turnover at the end of the game and they did that too. Seriously, that’s never happened before.
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by TexanKurt on Sep 21, 2009 9:40 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you know...
those are some really good points.
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 21, 2009 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unlike some others...
I actually credit the Texans with forcing that fumble at the end of the game. No one touched Collins per se, but he fumbled as a result of the offensive game calling and the defensive pressure. By taking more time off the clock and forcing the Titans to use up their timeouts, the offense put more pressure on Collins to make a play quickly. The defense didn’t play prevent and went after Collins, forcing him to move around the pocket. He’s focused on his lack of time and timeouts and he needs to make a play. He forgets about taking care of the football and drops it. The rest is history.
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by TexanKurt on Sep 21, 2009 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
as in.....
“the greatest win of our franchise” type history. also, the cowgurls lose in their opener at their new stadium. who says GOD isn’t a texan fan? lol
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't agree
Any game in which we give up almost three hundred yards of total offense to one person should not be considered the best in franchise history. It just shouldn’t.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 21, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well imagine the alternative....
giving up almost three hundred yards of total offense to one person … and losing.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would suck
In fact, it still sucks that we gave up so much yardage to one guy (it sucks even more that on three of his touchdowns he was literally untouched).
I don’t see how you can consider any game in which our defense gives up nearly five hundred yards as the best in our franchise’s history, regardless of the actual result.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 21, 2009 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i base it on...
ONE. the owner saying as such.
TWO. the stinker we dropped last week, to come back IN tennessee and win was HUGE.
THREE. adversity. we sucked ASS first quarter, and still found a way to win.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a sneaking suspicion
That this year’s Titans may not be as good as in years past. That’s one reason why I don’t think this is the biggest win in franchise history. If they finish 6-10 would people look back on this game and say that it was the greatest in our history? I’m not sure.
Furthermore, it’s only the second game of the season, so this isn’t crucial yet. Last year, we were a freakish two-minute drive away from going 0-5. This might have meant the end of Kubiak and Schaub and another few years of rebuilding. Instead, we won a challenge, got a hugely freakish catch by Dre and ran a ballsy sneak into the end zone to beat a playoff team with no time left on the clock. That, to me is one of the biggest wins (if not the biggest) in our history.
Also up for consideration imo are the Cowboys, the Colts and last year’s Packers game.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 21, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
while that may be true...
still doesn’t take away that they were heavily favored. and we were in their house.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No argument there.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 21, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry...
but I’m with TGC on this one. The Miami game from last year I’d easily rank better, and that’s just last year.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 21, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i should have prefaced...
my statement with “biggest win in our history” (to me.) lol. i have an extreme hatred for the TITS, which was further exacerbated by today’s events.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
It’s totally fine to think that way. You don’t have to qualify it at all. I hate the tits as much as anyone on this planet and I see the validity in saying that this is the biggest win in franchise history. I just don’t see it that way. So don’t even sweat it.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 21, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think we can judge this win yet.
Wait and see how this season pans out first.
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by CFHTim on Sep 21, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have to disagree..
This game is the most inportant of Kubiaks tender for several reasons.
1. Coming off a humiliating defeat.
2. Beat a division rival away from home
3. Still early in the season
4. Came from behind AWAY from home
5. Most importantly we played a full four quarters with no let up
6. Defense came up with big 4th quarter stops
7. Half of our offense (running game) was shut down so we did it one-dimensionally
8. We had ATTITUDE and SWAGGER
9. Andre Johnson TALKED SMACK
10. The 4th quarter coaching decisions were CORRECT for once.
This is the game that has the potential to launch the Texans on a playoff bid.
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by TexansForever on Sep 21, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah.
emotionally, i cant think of another game in which i was so vested. when AJ caught that tip drill TD, i literally lost all composure. never done that previous. and you could just feel the tension on the field.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i agree on all points EXCEPT....
5. Most importantly we played a full four quarters with no let up.
this game shouldn’t have been close. those two early touchdowns are UNACCEPTABLE. if we contain CJ on those big plays, score isn’t even close.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agree with this.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 21, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
amobi okoye def deserves some cred for forcing him to run in the first place.
by nolander on Sep 21, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amobe played?
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by TexansForever on Sep 21, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
watch the replay...
he used the force to knock the ball out. it’s true!
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It did look kinda like
Collins was trying to avoid Amobe’s pressure.
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by CFHTim on Sep 21, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The headset audio went down in the fourth quarter...
…Matt couldn’t hear Kubiak so things went well.
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by TexansForever on Sep 21, 2009 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao.....
is this not the greatest pic?!?!?!??!?!
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 10:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice
But I’m guessing someone with photoshop could make even more gooder.
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by beefy on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah....
someone should write TITS on his ass.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BANNNNNNNNNNNNNNED!
Congrats on the biggest win in Texans franchise history
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by August West on Sep 21, 2009 8:11 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I have nothing against Houston
But it is a sad history if that is true…
by TheElusiveShadow on Sep 21, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
considering our past against the TITANS….
and considering the egg that we dropped last week, i would agree, biggest win by far. even bigger than beating the Cowgurls in our first game.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just appreciate you actually calling us the Titans…..
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by gramsey712 on Sep 21, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey gramsey…..
how can i rub that in your guy’s faces? it could’ve went either way. i think we both leave with a horrible taste in our mouths after that… it was more like a UFC fight in which we won by split decision, as opposed to a knockout punch that leaves a guy limp and twitchin. now had we done THAT… i would be in a gloating mood. as it is, im reflective. what does that mean for us? for you guys? what happens next week when you guys play the Jets? that’s one game i will be watching.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
classy……
and good luck vs the jets.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sorry oiler fans….
but I grew up an oiler fan….a die hard, became depressed when they left, didn’t watch NFL until they went to the superbowl fan, only to watch them lose like the oilers lose.
Nothing against the fans, but you guys have no idea what that feels like, I don’t care where you’ve been(sports wise, I don’t mix sports feelings for real life). Playing the oilers Twice a year, and losing mostly to them, is like watching your hot ex-wife give great head in a movie, when she never let you in on it…..
Seriously, I use oilers as a derogitory name for a team I love to see lose.
Good Luck this season…..but I hate the oilers.
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by Texanmaniac on Sep 21, 2009 8:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m tired of this ass clown
How is it comeuppance? YOU started the trash talking jackass. You made the Baby Eating Sister f***ing jokes, then got mad when people said the chicks you dig on look like trannys. You’re an ass. It’s football, these internet arguments have no effect on the game, and if anybody deserved it, YOU did for trolling.
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Thank you for pointing this out
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by Pride of the Southland on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a history lesson….
lets go back to my original comment, which was:
rotflmfao…….
hahahahahahahahha takes breath hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha!
bottom of the pile for the TITS!
see you BF-SE next week! lmfao!
and from that, i got:
also analchris, is that a trannie you are kissing in your profile photo?
she/he looks nasty even for a man
or…
srsly, dude, did you take the picture with that asian trannie in thailand?
or did you pay to have your shemale brought to houston?
or…
answer my question about your transvestite anal-loving profile pic
taken in thailand or houston?
now you tell me….. what does my pro pic have to do with me laughing at you TIT fans becuz you lost? nothing at all. which is what started everything. so congrats at being the WORST fukkin team in the division. and "trolling"? call it what you want… but you guys lost. so get over it.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh no!
history lesson guy makes an appearance! nobody asked for your 2 cents Professor.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol…
i can understand why your upset guy… but the tranny jokes and all that stuff dont change the fact that you guys are STILL at the bottom. suck on that for another week… lose to the JETS… and then suck on it again for another week.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are treading on the proverbial thin ice here chris
Your crap played ok the last few weeks, and you have been OK so far, but this is your warning. We don’t like you right now, and we are not going to take kindly to any of you guys being over here talking trash.
Keep it civil. We will give the benefit of the doubt to Titan fans.
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by gramsey712 on Sep 21, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, were you talking to yourself when you said “History lesson guy makes an appearance”?
YOU started your comment with "a history lesson…" Which then PROVES MY POINT!!! You referred to the Titans as the TITS (not that bad) but then used the moniker BE-SF, which means Baby eating – sister f***ers, which is a lame joke on the Titans of Ancient Greece and a shot at "Redneck" Tennesseans rolled into one. So you made it inappropriately sexual FIRST while posting pictures of you with trannys on your profile, then got mad when people asked why you were in a picture with a tranny. Your team did win, yes, but that doesn’t make you any less of an idiot.
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by T—Rac’s Posse on Sep 21, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon."
by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and before i could even respond to that douche bag's response...
i got a pop up saying “sorry, you cannot post on this blog!”
rotflmfaooooo……………… priceless.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, you were only warned before.
If I had known you wanted to be banned, we would have banned you weeks ago.
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by gramsey712 on Sep 21, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever gramsey....
besides you (and the august guy) the rest of the TIT fans over there are NO class. regardless if you guys win OR lose. NONE.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You cant just BAN him...
…come on..how about a 4 game suspension?
That way we can all have our best players on the field for the Monday Night Game!!
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by TexansForever on Sep 21, 2009 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its cool...
i made my presence felt. and i may not know them, but they ALL know me.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why was I banned?
Didn’t do anything to deserve that.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
by CFHTim on Sep 21, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
besides the fact....
that those TIT fans were SCREAMING for me to come in there yesterday. for example…
christie21 will be here soon, dont worry
by guilded on Sep 20, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply
but did i take the bait? NOPE! lmfao!
then you come in here and STILL talk shit? ugh.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 12:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
GO TEXANS!!!!
This is the year.......
by Texanmaniac on Sep 21, 2009 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Offensive Coordinator?
Did anybody else notice Kubiak with the offensive charts in his hands on the sideline during the game? I don’t recall seeing that at the Jets game. Shanahan is getting all of the credit this week, but when I saw the charts, I wondered if Kubiak took some of the coordinator duties back after last weeks train wreck.
by bv on Sep 21, 2009 1:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah.
they talked about it earlier in the week. Koob took back some (if not all) of the play calling from baby shan this week.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought I saw him with some charts during the jets game, hard to say what he was holding though.
by nolander on Sep 21, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotcha
I missed that news during the week. You know, we all complained when Kubiak seemed overloaded last year, making all of the terrible challenges, but I’ll take a game like this any day over what happened last week.
by bv on Sep 21, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and AS ALWAYS...
i get the last word.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 3:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
tranny? you tell me......
here is crystal. and i can GUARANTEE that she is 100% all woman. lol….
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 4:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oops.....
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
there we go.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dearest Crystal.
Call me.
XOXOXOX,
bfd
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 21, 2009 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’M JUST SAYIN…..
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by TexansForever on Sep 21, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh dude
Why’d you have to go harshin’ my Crystal buzz?
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 21, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sucks for them...
that looks like a depressed TIT fan arrested for disorderly conduct….. after the game yesterday.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 21, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two comments
one: nice sig.
two: could someone out there in BRB land tell me what BESF means?!
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by canadian texan on Sep 21, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BFD posted it
Its near beginning of this blog, just have to scroll back to beginning.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance....
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by CFHTim on Sep 21, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well remember...
To a hillbilly, she may indeed not appear correct. They only read about girls like her in magazines.
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by TexansForever on Sep 21, 2009 4:29 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hahahahahahahahaha!
BFD!!! I just read what you said again, about Brian Cushing, “And, Brian Cushing is improving, especially his tackling.” Oh Man! That is cracking me up that you said that. Whoooooooo-hooo-hoooooooo-ooooo! Dang! Funny, funny stuff! Ha! As if his tackling needed improvment, right, it needed improvment as you had imagined it IN YOUR OWN MIND! Oh-hoo-hoooo-hoo-hoooooo! Oh! My sides hurt! Hahahahahahaha! Okay, have to go get some stuff done, but that is good stuff, bfd, GOOD STUFF!!!
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