Open Game Day Thread: Jacksonville v. Houston
Jacksonville Jaguars at Houston Texans, Sep 27, 2009 12:00 PM CDT
Life got a bit hectic this week, so I didn't get to throw up my usual "Three And Out." Here's an extremely abbreviated version:
1. Matt Schaub: 26-32 for 291 yards, 2 TD, and 1 INT.
2. Antonio Smith gets his first sack as a Texan this afternoon.
3. Your Houston Texans are no longer ranked last against the run come the conclusion of today's game.
PUT YOUR NAME ON IT: Texans 28, Jaguars 20.
On to the purpose of this post...leave your pre-game, in-game, and post-game witticisms, criticisms, and hate mail in the Comments below. GO TEXANS!
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vrs. jags
i dot think this will even be close . i think houston opens a tx size can of woop ass and blows the jags out of the stadium.
by Mike 76 on Sep 27, 2009 8:33 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Texans 31 Jags 24
This is always a tough game, regardless of how poor either team is over the season.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 8:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
1) David Garrard is kidnapped before the game by Florida vigilantes on swamp boats and replaced by Tim Tebow. No one seems to notice until the game has already started.
2) Tebow manages to run up 15 points on the Texans (one touchdown, two field goals and one safety – he also starts as NT) before the Texans figure out the best way to stop him – Amobi Okoye whispers into Tebow’s ear that he’s a Zoroastrian and Tebow spends the rest of the game on the Texans’ bench trying to convert him.
3) Meanwhile, the Texans running woes (both on offense and defense) are erased when they line Frank Okam up in the backfield and have Steve Slaton play NT. Okam runs for 240 yards and 3 touchdowns including one ridiculous play where he runs from his own 35 to the house while breaking 11 tackles – one from every Jag on the field – and then attempts to mimic the Lambeau leap, killing three fans (including Jacoby’s mom). Jacoby is so enraged at the death of his mom that he promptly muffs every punt and kick he attempts to field. Meanwhile Slaton racks up six tackles, six sacks and six fumble recoveries, causing Tebow to give up his attempts to convert Okoye and move to California to take up surfing and live on the beach.
Texans win, 666-15.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 8:45 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
I am really enjoying these
nm
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 27, 2009 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beautiful
It took my 5 minutes longer to do my post below cuz I was laughing so much.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AWESOME!
GO TEXANS!!!!
This is the year.......
by Texanmaniac on Sep 27, 2009 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh My Crusher...
This is one of the funniest comments I have ever read.
I love it!!
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it keeps you around here for the whole game
I’ll write one every day.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It kept me here
Darn now I can’t be invisible anymore
"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
The Flavour of the Day is Turf. - Courtesy of the Jacksonville Jaguars
"As for me, Life goes on."-TheTealDeal
by TheTealDeal on Sep 27, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quick thoughts
I didn’t get a chance to post yesterday, and I don’t want to bump this down…
I think it’s going to be another high-scoring battle. MJD has the same potential to run all over us as did Johnson, and Garrard has a tendency to play awfully well against us.
Fortunately, they’ve had as hard a time pressuring the QB, and I don’t think that changes today.
Things I’m looking for:
1. How much do we blitz? We showed little aggressiveness last week.
2. Defensive scheme: Are we going to stack the box and force Garrard to beat us?
3. Do we see the old Steve Slaton/offensive line?
4. It’s become painfully obvious that the way to shut down our offense is to pressure Schaub. How much heat does JAX bring?
5. How, exactly, willl our CBs embarrass themselves this game?
Guess: Texans 38, Jaguars 31.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 8:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One more prediction
Not only does Jacoby NOT put one on the ground, but he takes one to Mom.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so you're saying
he bobbles it, the Jags dude catches it, then HE muffs it, and somehow JJ picks it up and takes it to the house?
Or is Mom on the 20 yard line today?
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey now...
You’re messing with my man-crush :-)
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Texans 38, Jags 20
Ass whoopin’.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 27, 2009 8:49 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Also
I plunked down the money for NFL Gamepass and will now be able to watch without having to search around for a stream like a heroin addict looking for a fix.
I am stoked.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 9:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What is that?
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's from NFL.com
An online package of games for people living outside of the U.S. I’m pretty sure it’s a gift from Durga.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
GO TEXANS!
i can’t watch the game today, but my friend will be updating me through text.
GO TEXANS!
"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in
I've been out of this to rub wit the red hands of my fear" Typical Cats -- Any Day
by PinoyPride23. on Sep 27, 2009 9:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Schaub and AJ goes bannanas
Schaub throws for 4 td’s, Aj catches 2, OD catches 1, and slaton catches 1…slaton runs for another…Dunta has a pick 6…Mario has 3 sacks, Smith has 1, okoye and cushing have 1…
Texans 48 Jags 10
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 27, 2009 9:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'M THINKIN'
40 SPOT!
GO TEXANS!!!!
This is the year.......
by Texanmaniac on Sep 27, 2009 9:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm thinkin' Kubes finally figures out
we’re better when our pass sets up our run, vs. the other way around.
And Schaub builds an early lead 17-0. From there, Slaton kills and we win 34-16.
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 9:54 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's not going to change his mind on that.
Agree otherwise though!
by WhiskeyR on Sep 27, 2009 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
battle red sunday means....
asses will be whooped. not whipped…. but whooped.
You are banned from Music City Miracles.
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.
by chrisd21 on Sep 27, 2009 10:01 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
off topic
way to go COOGS!
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 10:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HELL YEAH!
GO TEXANS!!!!
This is the year.......
by Texanmaniac on Sep 27, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hell yeah
that was a HUGE win. and if the Texans win today, it’s gonna be a party all night….. i predict many sick days being used tommorrow
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by chrisd21 on Sep 27, 2009 10:08 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
HELL YEAH!!!
GO TEXANS!!!!
This is the year.......
by Texanmaniac on Sep 27, 2009 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
where’s the party? just kidding haha
"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in." Typical Cats -- Any Day
"Being in an online beef is like participating in the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded."
--- not to offend anyone with the quote
by PinoyPride23. on Sep 27, 2009 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
UH!
Wohooooo!!!
"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in." Typical Cats -- Any Day
"Being in an online beef is like participating in the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded."
--- not to offend anyone with the quote
by PinoyPride23. on Sep 27, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
off topic...
anyone else playing NFL coach? its frustrating as hell becuz u cant create players, so no cush, no barwin, and no busing. besides that, my rosters are pretty much up 2 date.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 27, 2009 10:13 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
mjd on nfln
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 10:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Inactives
Here are the hot-off-the-press inactives and starting lineup changes for the Texans-Jaguars game:
Inactives – Texans:
7 QB Dan Orlovsky (3QB)
11 WR André Davis
28 CB Antwaun Molden
31 S Bernard Pollard
35 CB Jacques Reeves
62 C Antoine Caldwell
87 TE Anthony Hill
87 DT Frank Okam
Starting lineup changes – Texans:
Kasey Studdard will start will start at left guard for Chester Pitts, who was placed on IR. John Busing is in the starting lineup for Dominique Barber.
Notable:
Wide receiver Kevin Walter (hamstring) will start in his first appearance of the 2009 season.
by Xetuoh on Sep 27, 2009 10:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i dont think okam is 97...
i gueess we will have to wait for pollard to play and be active
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 27, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol...
meant to say okam is 97 and hill is 87…thank u for correctin me trying to correct u…
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 27, 2009 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, man
hmmm. Okam, eh? None of the others are surprises. And Caldwell has a long way to go til he’s ready.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
here's hopin'
Cush has one eye on MJD on every play, and hunts him down, and kills him.
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 11:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have every reason to root for the Texans...outside of being a fan
Schaub and Johnson are staters for my fantasy match-up while Gerrard and MDJ are starters for the other guy. I also have the Texans D/ST, but I’m going to play the Ravens due to they’re playing Cleveland. Go Texans!
Speed Kills and God Bless
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 11:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to another BONer.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're televising NYJ / Titan game here in Spokane
I guess I’ll follow the game on CBS gametracker.
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 11:58 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Barwin gets his first sack.
And texans win 38-17
by AllenOU on Sep 27, 2009 12:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
That ball floated for at least 5 seconds.
I could have picked that
by AllenOU on Sep 27, 2009 12:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Jackie deferred
Texans ball to start. Jones back deep
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cougar hangover from last night
Please make me feel like it was worth it to set my alarm for this Texans
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 12:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is there
a live feed out there that anyone knows of?
if not, then for radio?
by pweco113 on Sep 27, 2009 12:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a crappy feed
by killtacular on Sep 27, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROFL
Check my post on the Titan open game thread…..
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
AJ over the middle for a good gain
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Slaton rushing nowhere
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's like looking into a mirror
The Jags have no pass rush and no pass defense
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
aaaannnd
its a pick. Jags ball
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's not what I wanted
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AJ has to win those battles...
That’s on him.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No way
That one was way too short and floated for way too long. That one was all on Schaub.
by Big T33 on Sep 27, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andre had hands on the ball.
End of story.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pussy soft coverage by bennett
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Only what we've come to expect of him
the past two years.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
by DreKeem on Sep 27, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice tackle, busing!
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GREAT read by Bulman
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 12:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What a stop by the D!!!
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Jets are rockin' the Titans Clock right now
Its the first time I’ve seen Sanchez this year
The kid is really good.
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 12:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how did they score so quickly again?
And it looks like they’re exposing finnegan again.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Long first drive
Then Tennesse fumbled the kickoff
Short twenty yard drive
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BULMAN!!!
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jags up by 3-0
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Slaton needs to get it going.
Screens and draws would be nice
by AllenOU on Sep 27, 2009 12:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
anything to get him involved.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He had 3 carries in the first 5 plays of the game
I’d say that’s involved
by Bryan72076 on Sep 27, 2009 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're right
anything for him to get involved successfully
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my kingdom for a TD
I’m tired of not blowing anybody out
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
14-0 JETS
oh how the tits have fallen.
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I say this
almost everytime we play the Jags, but I went to HS with Josh Scobee, and his sister was the hottest girl in school; I’m just sayin’.
by Triple347 on Sep 27, 2009 12:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally!
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
by DreKeem on Sep 27, 2009 12:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Super Steve
finally
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Great catch by AJ
another FD
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Schaub looks off balance
he needs to step it up
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe the tits can win in the "fewer fines" again this week
when you’re 0-3 you take what you can get
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Their blog is a seething ocean of despair at the moment.
Kind of heart warming.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA!@
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how was it fielded by
a man “away from the ball?”
How is that possible?
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just have to get warmed up
The o line looks good so I think we will be fine
no more fucking garrard 30 yard jogs though
by AllenOU on Sep 27, 2009 12:28 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Interior line getting manhandled
Again.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 12:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW
Cushing ran THROUGH the lead blocker on that one…..NICE!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he advanced the fair catch
and its not a penalty?
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good stop by the D on that drive nt.
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow!
Okoye, Dunta, and Super Mario.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the D is steppin up
now crank out a few TD’s, please.
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We need a score with this drive
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 12:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good start
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 12:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Squab escapes the sack
and completes a decent gain to the 20-ish
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
TD TExans!!!
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jones just form tackled his Momma
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that Jacoby's mom?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 12:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's where she normally sits
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT is excellent.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MANCRUSH!!!!
Super extra special love to Slaton on the blitz pickup
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 12:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NICE JJ!!
If JJ becomes a legit threat, there will be no way to defend this reciever corp.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no kidding
and did you see how he wrapped that ball?
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously,can you imagine?
A 3 receier set with AJ, Walter and Jacoby….who do you double team? CAN you even afford to try?
Would be Slaton’s wet dream.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 plays, 44 yards. 1:14 on the clock
not bad
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well
I had hoped KW would be the TD guy instead of JJ…but I’ll take a TD whoever it is!
by Big T33 on Sep 27, 2009 12:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I get TDx2
w/OD, but TDx1 either way
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to stop them on this drive
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 12:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not going to start a 2Q thread
So keep it going here.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Check out my post in the titan threads on MCM blog...
It’s the one with the STRIKETHROUGH element….
lol
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jags O line
doing a decent job keeping Gerrard off his ass
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we need Frenchy
Bennett is not playing well
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That finger is just sick
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I've got one like that
My son goes, “That looks like your finger, papa.”
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jags having no issues moving the ball
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
unless its on the ground
MJD going nowhere
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a Crabtree-esque
type catch/miss tackle. Ugh…shuddered
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
went out bounds
will be brought back to the 2
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 27, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
prolly by a TD in a few moments either way with this D
by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
KUBIAK WITH A SUCCESSFUL CHALLENGE!
His first evar!
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah...
…the refs will uphold the ruling. If they let Kubiak win a chalenge, the apocalypse has a 42.7% chance to imediately begin.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh
Almost like this team has no good safeties. Hmm. Wonder why.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 12:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Honestly
Just wrap your arms around the motherfucker.
Didn’t we learn that in preseason?
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Starting to just assume that every game..
…will be a shootout.
Fine by me, we win that game.
But it would be nice to see some defense one day.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we're playin with house money
blitz 11
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL...
Cushing suffered from paralysis on that play….
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He was playing
really smart, actually. If he is too aggressive on Garrard, then it is a passing touchdown. Obviously, he was looking for that, but he needed help, either way.
by Triple347 on Sep 27, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Playsided DE
quite possibly should have had Garrard.
by Triple347 on Sep 27, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that’s just one of the downsides to having an offense that can move the ball 50 yards and score a TD in a minute and a half. The defense spends too much time on the field and gives up alot of yards. What we need is more big plays defensively, we’ll probably never be good in yards allowed
by Bryan72076 on Sep 27, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Garrard
His runs killed the D at Jax last year in that shootout
by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Very worried about Studdard long-term
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He has been
susceptible to the bull rusgh since he came in. In 2007, when Pitts and Chris White both got hurt, and he came in for a play or two, the Titans ran a stunt, and he missed his assignment on one play. The next play he was shoved into the backfield.
by Triple347 on Sep 27, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tits
OMG i forgot they are wearing the oilers jerseys again, shit.
by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah that made me wanna vomit
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the biggest problem I think we're having now defensively
Seems like we’re trying to playing ball control defense and explosive offense at the same time, and the two just don’t mix.
by Bryan72076 on Sep 27, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
schaub got banged up that series. waste of a decent return
The Dude Abides
by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now my son says
after Schaub takes off his helmet:
“He’s bald like you.”
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cushing almost got an INT there. good defense
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
rec'ed
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
andre johnson >>>>>> fitzgerald
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Seems like the Jags D is trying to take the Rex Ryan approach by killing Schaub
by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was AJ hurt on that play?
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes
can’t tell what or how, though
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
elbow’s bothering him apparently
walter’s back, son!!!!!!!!!!
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
TD Walter!!!
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WALTER!!!
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Elbow for aj. Looks to be fine.
I’m about 30 feet from him
welcome back k dub
by AllenOU on Sep 27, 2009 1:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to get the ball back and get one more score before the half
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
D rocking
We’re getting that ball back!
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Look great on downs 1 and 2
but go into the fetal position on 3rd
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
aaaannnd thatS A td RUN
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
god damn ittttttt. for real what the fuck is up with this defense? eveyr game there is a 50+ yard rushing td
The Dude Abides
by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
have never heard of that. going to use that for the rest of my life. anyone got a .gif of the rosencopter?
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF
at least Richard Smith didnt allow this shit every freaking game.
by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If you allow a 60+ yard rushing TD every game
…you might be a Texans safety.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
looks like Busing fucked up
WHY DON’T WE HAVE GOOD SAFETIES
by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ROFFLE.....
Honestly.
WORST SECONDARY IN FOOTBALL.
TERRIBAD.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I know I said I wanted to get the ball back
but not this way
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3 things
First, why the fuck are all the LBs on one side of center.
2. Busing and Cushing. WTF?
3. Bennett? Any help?
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
great illegal block there :thumbsup:
The Dude Abides
by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice lil screen
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Andre = hoss
Jus sayin
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
http://www.justin.tv/hotstuff656
the quality is good except there is a box across the bottom of the screen advertising some website where you can pay to watch the game without that ad.
by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
convert that third down
Please for the love of God
by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
since Jax took a TO
I say go for it
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
What a playcall
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What a playcall!
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
holy fuck
That was awesome. You think Kubes or Shanny came up with that one?
by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jaguars are dropping like flies in this game.
god walter is a beast
The Dude Abides
by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we looked like florida
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Would have rather he got tackled 5 yards back though
Texans are better from 10 yards out than 5 or less.
by Bryan72076 on Sep 27, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
heh
and we’re killing clock
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3rd and goal
give me a god damn touchdown
The Dude Abides
by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
too bad :)
The Dude Abides
by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am always happy to be wrong about the Texans fucking up in the red zone.
by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
As much as we’d all (obviously) love a TD…if we don’t make it on 3rd…go for it on 4th?
by Big T33 on Sep 27, 2009 1:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OD!!!!
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pro bowl – TE, QB, 2 WR, DE, 2 LB
The Dude Abides
by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Should have ran more time off the clock... Our run D is sucking.
by shiner37 on Sep 27, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think that's accurate
We’ve made more stops for no/negative/short gain than we did last year.
But we seem to be giving up an alarming rate of big plays.
This is a shame, because I don’t think there’s anything the Jags can do on offense that we shouldn’t be able to stop.
Let’s hope our halftime defensive adjustments are as effective as they were last week.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please God, do not let the Texans D allow another 80 yard TD run..
by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Schaub is averaging a TD every 7 pass attempts
by Bryan72076 on Sep 27, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pro bowl damn it
The Dude Abides
by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
streamers
http://myp2p.eu/broadcast.php?matchid=48163&part=sports if you have streamtorrent, the 420TV link here is working and has a pretty good framerate. Only problem is that it’s about a minute behind. But if you’re sick of that annoying box on Justin.tv, this is a good alternative.
by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that jag receiver bailed us out of a miserable attempt at a sack. why is the houston crowd booing jaguars flag?
The Dude Abides
by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
phew
I was worried about a 67 yard kneeling TD. Glad the ref blew the whistle.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm surprised they didn't run it off tackle
its worth a shot against us
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I've figured out how Kubes can win every game
Get the ball last. As long as he does that, we’ll be ok.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
albert haynesworth hurt
Schadenfreude feels good
by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 1:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And Snyder's overhyped team is losing to Detroit
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm actually kind of pissed about that
but only because I had Washington winning in my Pick’em league
by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not Having Wi-Fi inside the stadium sucks.
One heck of a game though. Walter makes a shitload of a difference.
by Jordann on Sep 27, 2009 1:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well...
if the texans get another touchdown….and the jags get a field goal…..then tim will be right. personally i’d rather the texans score 28 and the jags zero….just saying
In Canada our balls are bigger
by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 1:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
p.s.
favre losing at half-time from a blocked fg makes me tres happy
In Canada our balls are bigger
by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hope that asshole loses bad
The Dude Abides
by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coogs win + Texans Win + Tits loss (badly)
and it would be a fine weekend
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Add a Cokeboys loss
And I fail to see how it could get any better.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CBS’ music choice is fuckin’ awesome.
The Dude Abides
by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3rd quarter thread up!
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why are we so terrible vs outside runs/ end arounds/ screens?
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You Texans must like close games
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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