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Open Game Day Thread: Jacksonville v. Houston

Jacksonville Jaguars at Houston Texans, Sep 27, 2009 12:00 PM CDT


Life got a bit hectic this week, so I didn't get to throw up my usual "Three And Out." Here's an extremely abbreviated version:

1. Matt Schaub: 26-32 for 291 yards, 2 TD, and 1 INT.

2. Antonio Smith gets his first sack as a Texan this afternoon.

3. Your Houston Texans are no longer ranked last against the run come the conclusion of today's game.

PUT YOUR NAME ON IT: Texans 28, Jaguars 20.

On to the purpose of this post...leave your pre-game, in-game, and post-game witticisms, criticisms, and hate mail in the Comments below. GO TEXANS!

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vrs. jags

i dot think this will even be close . i think houston opens a tx size can of woop ass and blows the jags out of the stadium.

by Mike 76 on Sep 27, 2009 8:33 AM CDT reply actions  

Texans 31 Jags 24

This is always a tough game, regardless of how poor either team is over the season.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 8:36 AM CDT reply actions  

Beautiful

It took my 5 minutes longer to do my post below cuz I was laughing so much.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

AWESOME!

GO TEXANS!!!!

This is the year.......

by Texanmaniac on Sep 27, 2009 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

for awesomeness

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh My Crusher...

This is one of the funniest comments I have ever read.

I love it!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

If it keeps you around here for the whole game

I’ll write one every day.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

It kept me here

Darn now I can’t be invisible anymore

"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
The Flavour of the Day is Turf. - Courtesy of the Jacksonville Jaguars
"As for me, Life goes on."-TheTealDeal

by TheTealDeal on Sep 27, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quick thoughts

I didn’t get a chance to post yesterday, and I don’t want to bump this down…

I think it’s going to be another high-scoring battle. MJD has the same potential to run all over us as did Johnson, and Garrard has a tendency to play awfully well against us.

Fortunately, they’ve had as hard a time pressuring the QB, and I don’t think that changes today.

Things I’m looking for:
1. How much do we blitz? We showed little aggressiveness last week.
2. Defensive scheme: Are we going to stack the box and force Garrard to beat us?
3. Do we see the old Steve Slaton/offensive line?
4. It’s become painfully obvious that the way to shut down our offense is to pressure Schaub. How much heat does JAX bring?
5. How, exactly, willl our CBs embarrass themselves this game?

Guess: Texans 38, Jaguars 31.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 8:48 AM CDT reply actions  

One more prediction

Not only does Jacoby NOT put one on the ground, but he takes one to Mom.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

so you're saying

he bobbles it, the Jags dude catches it, then HE muffs it, and somehow JJ picks it up and takes it to the house?

Or is Mom on the 20 yard line today?

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

hey now...

You’re messing with my man-crush :-)

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Texans 38, Jags 20

Ass whoopin’.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 27, 2009 8:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Also

I plunked down the money for NFL Gamepass and will now be able to watch without having to search around for a stream like a heroin addict looking for a fix.

I am stoked.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 9:04 AM CDT reply actions  

What is that?

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's from NFL.com

An online package of games for people living outside of the U.S. I’m pretty sure it’s a gift from Durga.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

GO TEXANS!

i can’t watch the game today, but my friend will be updating me through text.
GO TEXANS!

"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in
I've been out of this to rub wit the red hands of my fear" Typical Cats -- Any Day

by PinoyPride23. on Sep 27, 2009 9:22 AM CDT reply actions  

Schaub and AJ goes bannanas

Schaub throws for 4 td’s, Aj catches 2, OD catches 1, and slaton catches 1…slaton runs for another…Dunta has a pick 6…Mario has 3 sacks, Smith has 1, okoye and cushing have 1…

Texans 48 Jags 10

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 27, 2009 9:35 AM CDT reply actions  

I'M THINKIN'

40 SPOT!

GO TEXANS!!!!

This is the year.......

by Texanmaniac on Sep 27, 2009 9:41 AM CDT reply actions  

I'm thinkin' Kubes finally figures out

we’re better when our pass sets up our run, vs. the other way around.

And Schaub builds an early lead 17-0. From there, Slaton kills and we win 34-16.

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 9:54 AM CDT reply actions  

battle red sunday means....

asses will be whooped. not whipped…. but whooped.

You are banned from Music City Miracles.
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.

by chrisd21 on Sep 27, 2009 10:01 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

off topic

way to go COOGS!

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 10:02 AM CDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH!

GO TEXANS!!!!

This is the year.......

by Texanmaniac on Sep 27, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

hell yeah

that was a HUGE win. and if the Texans win today, it’s gonna be a party all night….. i predict many sick days being used tommorrow

You are banned from Music City Miracles.
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.

by chrisd21 on Sep 27, 2009 10:08 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

HELL YEAH!!!

GO TEXANS!!!!

This is the year.......

by Texanmaniac on Sep 27, 2009 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha

where’s the party? just kidding haha

"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in." Typical Cats -- Any Day
"Being in an online beef is like participating in the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded."
--- not to offend anyone with the quote

by PinoyPride23. on Sep 27, 2009 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

UH!

Wohooooo!!!

"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in." Typical Cats -- Any Day
"Being in an online beef is like participating in the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded."
--- not to offend anyone with the quote

by PinoyPride23. on Sep 27, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

off topic...

anyone else playing NFL coach? its frustrating as hell becuz u cant create players, so no cush, no barwin, and no busing. besides that, my rosters are pretty much up 2 date.

You are banned from Music City Miracles.
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.

by chrisd21 on Sep 27, 2009 10:13 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

mjd on nfln

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 10:22 AM CDT reply actions  

Inactives

Here are the hot-off-the-press inactives and starting lineup changes for the Texans-Jaguars game:

Inactives – Texans:
7 QB Dan Orlovsky (3QB)
11 WR André Davis
28 CB Antwaun Molden
31 S Bernard Pollard
35 CB Jacques Reeves
62 C Antoine Caldwell
87 TE Anthony Hill
87 DT Frank Okam

Starting lineup changes – Texans:
Kasey Studdard will start will start at left guard for Chester Pitts, who was placed on IR. John Busing is in the starting lineup for Dominique Barber.

Notable:
Wide receiver Kevin Walter (hamstring) will start in his first appearance of the 2009 season.

by Xetuoh on Sep 27, 2009 10:57 AM CDT reply actions  

i dont think okam is 97...

i gueess we will have to wait for pollard to play and be active

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 27, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks, man

hmmm. Okam, eh? None of the others are surprises. And Caldwell has a long way to go til he’s ready.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

here's hopin'

Cush has one eye on MJD on every play, and hunts him down, and kills him.

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 11:11 AM CDT reply actions  

I have every reason to root for the Texans...outside of being a fan

Schaub and Johnson are staters for my fantasy match-up while Gerrard and MDJ are starters for the other guy. I also have the Texans D/ST, but I’m going to play the Ravens due to they’re playing Cleveland. Go Texans!

Speed Kills and God Bless

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 11:17 AM CDT reply actions  

Welcome to another BONer.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Gracias

Glad to finally post here. Been lurking for some time now.

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're televising NYJ / Titan game here in Spokane

I guess I’ll follow the game on CBS gametracker.

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 11:58 AM CDT reply actions  

Jackie deferred

Texans ball to start. Jones back deep

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Cougar hangover from last night

Please make me feel like it was worth it to set my alarm for this Texans

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 12:03 PM CDT reply actions  

ROFL

Check my post on the Titan open game thread…..

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:05 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Outstanding. That pissed them off :-)

by Big T33 on Sep 27, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

AJ over the middle for a good gain

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Slaton rushing nowhere

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:06 PM CDT reply actions  

It's like looking into a mirror

The Jags have no pass rush and no pass defense

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions  

aaaannnd

its a pick. Jags ball

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

That's not what I wanted

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ has to win those battles...

That’s on him.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

No way

That one was way too short and floated for way too long. That one was all on Schaub.

by Big T33 on Sep 27, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Andre had hands on the ball.

End of story.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

pussy soft coverage by bennett

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Only what we've come to expect of him

the past two years.

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 27, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice tackle, busing!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:14 PM CDT reply actions  

What a stop by the D!!!

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

The Jets are rockin' the Titans Clock right now

Its the first time I’ve seen Sanchez this year

The kid is really good.

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

how did they score so quickly again?

And it looks like they’re exposing finnegan again.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Long first drive

Then Tennesse fumbled the kickoff

Short twenty yard drive

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

BULMAN!!!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Jags up by 3-0

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Slaton needs to get it going.

Screens and draws would be nice

by AllenOU on Sep 27, 2009 12:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

anything to get him involved.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're right

anything for him to get involved successfully

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

my kingdom for a TD

I’m tired of not blowing anybody out

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:20 PM CDT reply actions  

14-0 JETS

oh how the tits have fallen.

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:20 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I say this

almost everytime we play the Jags, but I went to HS with Josh Scobee, and his sister was the hottest girl in school; I’m just sayin’.

by Triple347 on Sep 27, 2009 12:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Finally!

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 27, 2009 12:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Super Steve

finally

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Great catch by AJ

another FD

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Schaub looks off balance

he needs to step it up

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:23 PM CDT reply actions  

maybe the tits can win in the "fewer fines" again this week

when you’re 0-3 you take what you can get

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Their blog is a seething ocean of despair at the moment.

Kind of heart warming.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:26 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHA!@

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

how was it fielded by

a man “away from the ball?”

How is that possible?

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Just have to get warmed up

The o line looks good so I think we will be fine
no more fucking garrard 30 yard jogs though

by AllenOU on Sep 27, 2009 12:28 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Interior line getting manhandled

Again.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

WOW

Cushing ran THROUGH the lead blocker on that one…..NICE!

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:30 PM CDT reply actions  

he advanced the fair catch

and its not a penalty?

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Good stop by the D on that drive nt.

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

wow!

Okoye, Dunta, and Super Mario.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

the D is steppin up

now crank out a few TD’s, please.

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

We need a score with this drive

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 12:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Good start

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 12:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Squab escapes the sack

and completes a decent gain to the 20-ish

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:34 PM CDT reply actions  

TD TExans!!!

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Jones just form tackled his Momma

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

MANCRUSH!!!!

Super extra special love to Slaton on the blitz pickup

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

NICE JJ!!

If JJ becomes a legit threat, there will be no way to defend this reciever corp.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:37 PM CDT reply actions  

no kidding

and did you see how he wrapped that ball?

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously,can you imagine?

A 3 receier set with AJ, Walter and Jacoby….who do you double team? CAN you even afford to try?

Would be Slaton’s wet dream.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

3 plays, 44 yards. 1:14 on the clock

not bad

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Well

I had hoped KW would be the TD guy instead of JJ…but I’ll take a TD whoever it is!

by Big T33 on Sep 27, 2009 12:38 PM CDT reply actions  

I get TDx2

w/OD, but TDx1 either way

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

We need to stop them on this drive

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 12:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Not going to start a 2Q thread

So keep it going here.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Check out my post in the titan threads on MCM blog...

It’s the one with the STRIKETHROUGH element….

lol

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Jags O line

doing a decent job keeping Gerrard off his ass

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:44 PM CDT reply actions  

we need Frenchy

Bennett is not playing well

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:44 PM CDT reply actions  

That finger is just sick

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I've got one like that

My son goes, “That looks like your finger, papa.”

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jags having no issues moving the ball

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:46 PM CDT reply actions  

unless its on the ground

MJD going nowhere

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was a Crabtree-esque

type catch/miss tackle. Ugh…shuddered

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions  

KUBIAK WITH A SUCCESSFUL CHALLENGE!

His first evar!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 12:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Nah...

…the refs will uphold the ruling. If they let Kubiak win a chalenge, the apocalypse has a 42.7% chance to imediately begin.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh

Almost like this team has no good safeties. Hmm. Wonder why.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 12:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Honestly

Just wrap your arms around the motherfucker.

Didn’t we learn that in preseason?

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Starting to just assume that every game..

…will be a shootout.

Fine by me, we win that game.

But it would be nice to see some defense one day.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:49 PM CDT reply actions  

we're playin with house money

blitz 11

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 12:52 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL...

Cushing suffered from paralysis on that play….

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 12:53 PM CDT reply actions  

He was playing

really smart, actually. If he is too aggressive on Garrard, then it is a passing touchdown. Obviously, he was looking for that, but he needed help, either way.

by Triple347 on Sep 27, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Playsided DE

quite possibly should have had Garrard.

by Triple347 on Sep 27, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well that’s just one of the downsides to having an offense that can move the ball 50 yards and score a TD in a minute and a half. The defense spends too much time on the field and gives up alot of yards. What we need is more big plays defensively, we’ll probably never be good in yards allowed

by Bryan72076 on Sep 27, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Garrard

His runs killed the D at Jax last year in that shootout

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions  

He has been

susceptible to the bull rusgh since he came in. In 2007, when Pitts and Chris White both got hurt, and he came in for a play or two, the Titans ran a stunt, and he missed his assignment on one play. The next play he was shoved into the backfield.

by Triple347 on Sep 27, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tits

OMG i forgot they are wearing the oilers jerseys again, shit.

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions  

That's the biggest problem I think we're having now defensively

Seems like we’re trying to playing ball control defense and explosive offense at the same time, and the two just don’t mix.

by Bryan72076 on Sep 27, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions  

schaub got banged up that series. waste of a decent return

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Now my son says

after Schaub takes off his helmet:

“He’s bald like you.”

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:00 PM CDT reply actions  

cushing almost got an INT there. good defense

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:03 PM CDT reply actions  

andre johnson >>>>>> fitzgerald

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Seems like the Jags D is trying to take the Rex Ryan approach by killing Schaub

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Was AJ hurt on that play?

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

can’t tell what or how, though

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Elbow

He’ll be fine. He has 2 of them ya know.

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

elbow’s bothering him apparently

walter’s back, son!!!!!!!!!!

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

TD Walter!!!

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions  

TD!!! Hope Andre isnt hurt

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions  

WALTER!!!

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Elbow for aj. Looks to be fine.

I’m about 30 feet from him

welcome back k dub

by AllenOU on Sep 27, 2009 1:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I'd like to get the ball back and get one more score before the half

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions  

D rocking

We’re getting that ball back!

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Shit

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:13 PM CDT reply actions  

So much for the nice D

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 1:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Look great on downs 1 and 2

but go into the fetal position on 3rd

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

aaaannnd thatS A td RUN

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:14 PM CDT reply actions  

god damn ittttttt. for real what the fuck is up with this defense? eveyr game there is a 50+ yard rushing td

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Texans run D is the new Rosencopter

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions  

have never heard of that. going to use that for the rest of my life. anyone got a .gif of the rosencopter?

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh yeah

I think there are quite a few out there. If I wasnt at work I’d post it but damn computer is locked on that stuff.

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF

at least Richard Smith didnt allow this shit every freaking game.

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions  

looks like Busing fucked up

WHY DON’T WE HAVE GOOD SAFETIES

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions  

ROFFLE.....

Honestly.

WORST SECONDARY IN FOOTBALL.

TERRIBAD.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I know I said I wanted to get the ball back

but not this way

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions  

3 things

First, why the fuck are all the LBs on one side of center.

2. Busing and Cushing. WTF?

3. Bennett? Any help?

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions  

This is like the worst Run D ever

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions  

great illegal block there :thumbsup:

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice lil screen

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Andre = hoss

Jus sayin

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

http://www.justin.tv/hotstuff656

the quality is good except there is a box across the bottom of the screen advertising some website where you can pay to watch the game without that ad.

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

love of Durga that is

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

since Jax took a TO

I say go for it

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

What a playcall!

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

holy fuck

That was awesome. You think Kubes or Shanny came up with that one?

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

jaguars are dropping like flies in this game.

god walter is a beast

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

we looked like florida

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

heh

and we’re killing clock

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

3rd and goal

give me a god damn touchdown

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:29 PM CDT reply actions  

I am not confident

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

too bad :)

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am always happy to be wrong about the Texans fucking up in the red zone.

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK

As much as we’d all (obviously) love a TD…if we don’t make it on 3rd…go for it on 4th?

by Big T33 on Sep 27, 2009 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

OD!!!!

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:31 PM CDT reply actions  

pro bowl – TE, QB, 2 WR, DE, 2 LB

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:31 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't think that's accurate

We’ve made more stops for no/negative/short gain than we did last year.

But we seem to be giving up an alarming rate of big plays.

This is a shame, because I don’t think there’s anything the Jags can do on offense that we shouldn’t be able to stop.

Let’s hope our halftime defensive adjustments are as effective as they were last week.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please God, do not let the Texans D allow another 80 yard TD run..

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions  

streamers

http://myp2p.eu/broadcast.php?matchid=48163&part=sports if you have streamtorrent, the 420TV link here is working and has a pretty good framerate. Only problem is that it’s about a minute behind. But if you’re sick of that annoying box on Justin.tv, this is a good alternative.

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions  

that jag receiver bailed us out of a miserable attempt at a sack. why is the houston crowd booing jaguars flag?

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions  

phew

I was worried about a 67 yard kneeling TD. Glad the ref blew the whistle.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm surprised they didn't run it off tackle

its worth a shot against us

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I've figured out how Kubes can win every game

Get the ball last. As long as he does that, we’ll be ok.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Not Having Wi-Fi inside the stadium sucks.

One heck of a game though. Walter makes a shitload of a difference.

by Jordann on Sep 27, 2009 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

well...

if the texans get another touchdown….and the jags get a field goal…..then tim will be right. personally i’d rather the texans score 28 and the jags zero….just saying

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 1:45 PM CDT reply actions  

p.s.

favre losing at half-time from a blocked fg makes me tres happy

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

hope that asshole loses bad

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coogs win + Texans Win + Tits loss (badly)

and it would be a fine weekend

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Add a Cokeboys loss

And I fail to see how it could get any better.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

CBS’ music choice is fuckin’ awesome.

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions  

3rd quarter thread up!

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Why are we so terrible vs outside runs/ end arounds/ screens?

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions  

You Texans must like close games

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

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