Open Game Day Thread: Jacksonville v. Houston - 3rd Quarter Thread
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:48 PM CDT
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PrintThe bend but self-implode defense showed, but the offense is in JUGGERNAUT mode. Let's see if Frank Bush can make adjustments. Hint: Don't bunch the LBs. Just stop it.
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I love gamepass
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 1:51 PM CDT reply actions
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
UH fans should be happy to see Kolb playing well.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions
the d is bending like hell this jags drive. CB shouldve turned around there and he could’ve picked him off
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions
we've returned to the
bend but don’t break.
Its a better alternative
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
yeah this guy sucks especially compared to gus johnson
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
god damn it how can you leave him WIDE OPEN
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:54 PM CDT reply actions
Bennet is an abortion of a CB. nt
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:54 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
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Texans D soft as toilet paper
cant get a stop on 3rd down, cant stop the run, been the same story all season
We need new safeties. Bad.
For a guy we picked up out of a parking lot, Busing is not bad. But he shouldnt be starting
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
I don't know if the stat is kept track of
But I bet the Texans lead the league in 3rd and longs given up on defense.
BTW
Its alot easier to stop people when you wrap up and tackle.
Just saying
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
Dear Bennett
It’s over. Take yourself out for the good of the team.
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
What happened?
What can mentally derail a player so bad that they go from progressing to putrid?
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
If you had said that a year ago, I would have laughed
Now, I chant it with you
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
Can we sign LT off of the nutrisystem commercial?
He’s right, he does look good. Maybe he can play safety.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
Announcer: I don't know what they saw but they really felt they could move the
ball against the Texans.
Me: Are you serious? You don’t know what they saw? How about game film , soft defense, poor secondary, wide open spaces…
Or more specifically
They saw Fred Bennett.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
"Fred Bennett"
Irish for “Petey Faggins.”
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 2:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Bright side?
Next years draft will be amazing for safeties, NT, and guards throughout the first 3 rounds.
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Which means we'll take one in the fourth.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
That high?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
not over yet folks. we are basically a shittier 07 pats. massive offense, terrible defense. hopefully schaub can keep the offense rolling to a victory
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions
Steve Slaton
looks ALOT better this game. Is it oline, him or both?
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nice
now we should see PA fake then bomb to aj for long td…here it is
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 27, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions
greatttttttttt play! definitely made up for the dropped TD from last week
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions
ughhhhh TDs are going to win this game not FG
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions
fumble keeps jags from getting to the 20 yard line
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions
we need to decide we're gonna win the game on defense
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
oh my god god damn assist from that ref.
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions
and I'm still hanging out in the first quarter thread
I need to pay closer attention
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
PASS DEFENSE!
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by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
god damn this defense sucks
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions
tackle the guy with the ball for christ’s sake
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions
JEZZUS FUCK!
No hold call on Mario, and roughing on Cushing. FUCK!
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
This defense hasn't been able to tackle outside of the box...
…since ever.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
You are right
I was trying to pin point what it was, and we can’t tackle out of the box. If it is outside the box, add a minimum of 2 broken tackles and 5 yards to every play
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Go Cushing! Late hit'em into the red zone
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
this is by far the most miserable defense showing this season.
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions
Really?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
at least it's both teams sucking it up
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by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
hopeless
i have given up hope that our deffense will actually stop anyone this season. i mean hell enough of the arm tackling already .
Be patient
We’ll give it up on 4th. Maybe another dumb-assed clutch late hit.
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
...got that right
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by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Damnit! When did Dunta forget to tackle and just dive at ankles?
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yeah lets lose at home to a divisional rival who are 0-2!
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:27 PM CDT reply actions
There really needs to be something done about our defense... If it stays like this I guess the new
coach will bring his own D- coordinator. Sucks.
Well if you consider "doubling the amount of 60+ yards in the NFL" a good idea
Then I guess you can give him some credit.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember when Dunta was good against the run
Sigh.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions
If we don't score this drive
The Jags will score on theirs.
Hell, if we score on this drive, the Jags will score on theirs.
3rd and 17 and a te screen?
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dunno if its too late
but lets get out and cut our losses now b4 they burry us and the season is lost . we need a d that can actualy stop someone
yup
whenever we go into a game thinking “ah, this should be an easy win!” the wheels fall off
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by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
You can't expect them
to put up points every single drive. Fuck the defense.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
thompson
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by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Side note
Did anyone catch a couple of minutes ago when the announcer was talking about how awesome Dunta was? How he is a top notch corner in the NFL? I wonder who he is watching to get our Dunta and that mystery player confused.
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reevie
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by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Rich Gannon on lima beans
“These lima beans are the key to this dinner. When you break down the calorie count you can really see how they contribute so much to the meal.”
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
I guess it’s 1-2.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 2:37 PM CDT reply actions
Tits
Jets just went up by 7…they need TDs not FGs.
c johnson finally gets going
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by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
side bar
texans need to look at giants vs buccs game film. 1st and goal for buccs resulted in 4 incomplete passes and a turnover on downs
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Yay for personal fouls!
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and the wheels on the bus...fall off
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by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
1st an 19?
Guarenteed to convert
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On a screen...
Not like that has been a PAINFULLY OBVIOUS PROBLEM SINCE THE VIKINGS GAME
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
Tim's AS94 sack prediction
almost came true. Almost.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Fuck Dunta
for not being able to tackle at all. Went from one of our most physical players to being probably the worst tackler on the team
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
kc has the right strategy
run 3 times for no gain. punt away. force fumble. take ball inside red zone
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i blame the schools
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by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Jacoby...
do. not. fumble.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
On a plus note
Jacoby hasnt fumbled yet.
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Should be able to pick apart the zone
I want to see lots of OD and KW
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
Well, its time to pull out another fourth quarter win
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
god this team is godawful
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions
Hmmm. What if a team just lined up in goal line and just ran the entire length of the field?
Would our embarrassment be complete?
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
Our defense is so bad....
Maybe we can get UH to loan us their defense. It would be cheaper and give up just as many points.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
It's been a long time...
since a turnover for either team.
slow clap*
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by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
please stop them again
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions
FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions
Did the un-possible just happen?
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If we have a 3 and out, I will cry
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
jags lose a time out here. lol that challenge was worse than houston’s defense
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:53 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
no their mistake was
not running the ball.
dumbass call
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
mo jo d can stay on the bench
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by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
pretty much
Why wouldn’t you run the ball all day? You’re up by 7 and there’s 4 minutes left. Good job, Jaguars
Oh how we have
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
HELL YEAH STEVE
and a high five to Duane Brown and Studdard ripping up that side
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And now a bad pass by Squab
Thats how we are when we get inside the 10
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
slaton with a magnificent run. shoulda stayed in bounds and run that damnedable clock out. still can’t trust the defense to stop them with anything more than 2 minutes left
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions
fuck yeah slaton
and Marc Vandemeer was wondering earlier why the Texans inexplicably gave up on the run.
Slaton's looking better this game
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
god damn right. need to lock him down along with walter
TD!!!!!!!!!
flag on the play :|
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
fast 3 and out before two minute warning
if pigs could fly
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by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
OD!
Close to 1st down. Dont think he got it but its close!
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
was that a TD?
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
COME ON offensive pass interference???
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:58 PM CDT reply actions
Why is AJ not in on goal line?
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WHAT????
COME THE FUCK ON
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions
FUCK ME GOD DAMNIT
Fuck you chris brown
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
Please let the refs see it too. They have been so damn stingy with turning over calls on replay
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i don’t see it. as much as i fucking hate it, i just don’t see it. chris brown fucked it up
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Knee was down, but is the replay INDISPUTABLE?
Can’t see his knee so no.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
How is that Bullshit Offensive PI
looking now? Huge miss call
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
There is no indisputable video evidence.
It wont be overturned
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I nearly vomited
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions
On the bright side
Tennessee is losing, so we likely won’t be too far out of the hunt in the division.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions
Victory formation for the Jags
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Fuck you Chris Brown.
Fuck you. Go rot in hell shitface.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Once a BESF
Always a BESF
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
my thoughts exactly
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by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Also
Fuck the refs
Fuck our defense
and, for good measure
Fuck Dunta.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
tennessee
im all for shooting them all in their houston oiler uniforms
Kubiak doesn't coach the D
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
No one does, apparently.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Offense puts up great numbers
Lets get a goal line back who holds onto the god damn football
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horse collar really? that was pure jersey
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions
EPIC FAIL
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
i type to slow...
she can sing
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by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
im at a lost as what to do bout our lack of defense
its a a season killer for us to be so one sided as a team . we have great o and absolutley no d at all i have seen high school teams with a tougher d .
Teach them how to tackle
That should solve a lot of our problems.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Hire someone with a clue
That’d be my start.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Naturally we are the only team in the league called for a horse collar
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement
exactly. there have been millions of horse collars (even by the damn cowboys who invented the rule), but we’re the ones called for it
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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Such bullshit
We should have one this game. So much bullshit adversity and keep shooting ourselves in the foot
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I was so heated
I said one instead of won
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
Last year the Rosencopter was our third game, right?
This year, it’s not quite as bad, but still a pretty unique way to lose.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
rosencopter....brown....encopter?
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by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
AWESOME calls at the end of the game
1. Pass Interference on KDub
2. Giving the ball to Chris Brown anywhere near the goalline
3. Schaub too scared/unathletic to run it in off the bootleg…
To be fair
That was a bad PI call. And they missed a PI call in Anderson.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Aha. Got it.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll be in Bangkok
Don’t know if I’ll be watching. Too much else going on out there I hear.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
child prostitution
…and what not
happy travels
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by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Side note
In Thailand they are crazy AGIANST child prostitution. Like get excuted kind of way. All of the real crazy stuff is in Cambodia. Human trafficking, drugs, warlords, child prostitution, etc.
Lots of regular ol prostitution there, though
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