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Open Game Day Thread: Jacksonville v. Houston - 3rd Quarter Thread

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The bend but self-implode defense showed, but the offense is in JUGGERNAUT mode.  Let's see if Frank Bush can make adjustments.  Hint: Don't bunch the LBs.  Just stop it.

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fffuuu

Streams are not co-operating right now.

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 1:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I love gamepass

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 1:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

where do you live that you can actually get that?

by nolander on Sep 27, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Qatar

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no shit

i lived in qatar for a little while.

by pweco113 on Sep 27, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

UH fans should be happy to see Kolb playing well.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the d is bending like hell this jags drive. CB shouldve turned around there and he could’ve picked him off

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

we've returned to the

bend but don’t break.

Its a better alternative

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man these announcers suck. Yeh he had the cb beat, too bad he had pressure all over him.

by nolander on Sep 27, 2009 1:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah this guy sucks especially compared to gus johnson

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They all get picked up

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

god damn it how can you leave him WIDE OPEN

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 1:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Starting to think

John Busing is not a good safety.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 1:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bennet is an abortion of a CB. nt

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 1:54 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Real Talk

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by CFHTim on Sep 27, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Texans D soft as toilet paper

cant get a stop on 3rd down, cant stop the run, been the same story all season

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 1:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and cant stop the pass lol

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need new safeties. Bad.

For a guy we picked up out of a parking lot, Busing is not bad. But he shouldnt be starting

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know if the stat is kept track of

But I bet the Texans lead the league in 3rd and longs given up on defense.

by Bryan72076 on Sep 27, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BTW

Its alot easier to stop people when you wrap up and tackle.

Just saying

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Bennett

It’s over. Take yourself out for the good of the team.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What happened?

What can mentally derail a player so bad that they go from progressing to putrid?

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by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

God we need reeves to get healthy bad.

by nolander on Sep 27, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you had said that a year ago, I would have laughed

Now, I chant it with you

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

piss poor

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we sign LT off of the nutrisystem commercial?

He’s right, he does look good. Maybe he can play safety.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Announcer: I don't know what they saw but they really felt they could move the

ball against the Texans.

Me: Are you serious? You don’t know what they saw? How about game film , soft defense, poor secondary, wide open spaces…

by shiner37 on Sep 27, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

they saw our defense

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or more specifically

They saw Fred Bennett.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Fred Bennett"

Irish for “Petey Faggins.”

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 2:00 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Bright side?

Next years draft will be amazing for safeties, NT, and guards throughout the first 3 rounds.

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Which means we'll take one in the fourth.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd for truth

Bitter, bitter truth.

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A fan base can dream

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not over yet folks. we are basically a shittier 07 pats. massive offense, terrible defense. hopefully schaub can keep the offense rolling to a victory

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

was that a 11 yard gain, from a run

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Huzzah running game!

by nolander on Sep 27, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Steve Slaton

looks ALOT better this game. Is it oline, him or both?

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Slaton woke up

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Again!

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice

now we should see PA fake then bomb to aj for long td…here it is

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Sep 27, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the pass has set up the run

as I said earlier

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we put together a 20 minute drive?

by nolander on Sep 27, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

greatttttttttt play! definitely made up for the dropped TD from last week

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

beautiful dbl move

with a pump fake

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I love seeing schaub that happy. Something about that smile.

by nolander on Sep 27, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ughhhhh TDs are going to win this game not FG

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and we're tied up

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

at least schaub didnt sprain his ankle on that run

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

my thoughts exactly

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or jump for it

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fumble keeps jags from getting to the 20 yard line

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

we need to decide we're gonna win the game on defense

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was almost another td

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh my god god damn assist from that ref.

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thank you ref

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and I'm still hanging out in the first quarter thread

I need to pay closer attention

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

RUN DEFENSE!

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

PASS DEFENSE!

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

god damn this defense sucks

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

its time to stop blitzing

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

tackle the guy with the ball for christ’s sake

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

JEZZUS FUCK!

No hold call on Mario, and roughing on Cushing. FUCK!

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 2:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You are right

I was trying to pin point what it was, and we can’t tackle out of the box. If it is outside the box, add a minimum of 2 broken tackles and 5 yards to every play

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Cushing! Late hit'em into the red zone

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this is by far the most miserable defense showing this season.

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

GO GET THE BALL DANNY!

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

holy cow, i just shit my pants. a stop on 3rd down

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hopeless

i have given up hope that our deffense will actually stop anyone this season. i mean hell enough of the arm tackling already .

by Mike 76 on Sep 27, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait what just happened?

I’m confused. We’re allowed to stop them on 3rd down?

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 27, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Be patient

We’ll give it up on 4th. Maybe another dumb-assed clutch late hit.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No 4th Q thread

We’ll keep it here.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

D

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Our offense got better(actual tds) and our d got worse. I really couldn’t imagine our D being worse then last year, but yet here we are.

by nolander on Sep 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit! When did Dunta forget to tackle and just dive at ankles?

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah lets lose at home to a divisional rival who are 0-2!

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

not even close

this one is easily worse.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

its looked worse ever since the saints preseason game. the one bright spot was the end of the titans game.

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

When should the “fire Frank Bush” chants begin?

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this d sucks ass i mean when did they forget to tackle ? or did they just never learn that concept

by Mike 76 on Sep 27, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I remember when Dunta was good against the run

Sigh.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If we don't score this drive

The Jags will score on theirs.

Hell, if we score on this drive, the Jags will score on theirs.

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 2:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

3rd and 17 and a te screen?

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Over the 6'6 DE

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dunno if its too late

but lets get out and cut our losses now b4 they burry us and the season is lost . we need a d that can actualy stop someone

by Mike 76 on Sep 27, 2009 2:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

great

so now the offense shits the bed too?

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yup

whenever we go into a game thinking “ah, this should be an easy win!” the wheels fall off

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't expect them

to put up points every single drive. Fuck the defense.

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 27, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who got hurt at the end of the play?

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thompson

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, nice job rememmbering the dvr

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Side note

Did anyone catch a couple of minutes ago when the announcer was talking about how awesome Dunta was? How he is a top notch corner in the NFL? I wonder who he is watching to get our Dunta and that mystery player confused.

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

reevie

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hah.

Noticed that too.

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 27, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he meant top in terms of being a humongous greedy dickhead.

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rich Gannon on lima beans

“These lima beans are the key to this dinner. When you break down the calorie count you can really see how they contribute so much to the meal.”

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He bought into Robinson’s self-hype and never actually watched him play

by Bryan72076 on Sep 27, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

I guess it’s 1-2.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 2:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tits

Jets just went up by 7…they need TDs not FGs.

by Big T33 on Sep 27, 2009 2:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Run defense.

It’s just amazingly bad.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 27, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

side bar

texans need to look at giants vs buccs game film. 1st and goal for buccs resulted in 4 incomplete passes and a turnover on downs

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay for personal fouls!

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

1st an 19?

Guarenteed to convert

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

On a screen...

Not like that has been a PAINFULLY OBVIOUS PROBLEM SINCE THE VIKINGS GAME

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

of course, hell a 1st and 50 is easy to convert with this d

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tim's AS94 sack prediction

almost came true. Almost.

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 27, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

“antonio smith almost had a sack” we need a friggen sack

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sack please?

by nolander on Sep 27, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the Hall of Fame

is gonna ask for MJD’s shoes

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

3rd and 11

MJD for a 15 yard run?

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Dunta

for not being able to tackle at all. Went from one of our most physical players to being probably the worst tackler on the team

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha punt? are they retarded? fake punt?

by nolander on Sep 27, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

kc has the right strategy

run 3 times for no gain. punt away. force fumble. take ball inside red zone

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tackling

It’s just outrageous how bad our tackling is.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 27, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i blame the schools

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only 4th and 3

They should go for it

by Bryan72076 on Sep 27, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jacoby...

do. not. fumble.

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 27, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

every texans fan was thinking that lol

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

On a plus note

Jacoby hasnt fumbled yet.

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

4th and 8 now

even better for them, easier to convert 4th and longs against this D

by Bryan72076 on Sep 27, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

aight Squab!

Lets see it!

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

looong way to go

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Should be able to pick apart the zone

I want to see lots of OD and KW

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 2:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, its time to pull out another fourth quarter win

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Time for Andre to show up

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Screen to Slaton going nowhere

2nd and 10…maybe 9

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

c'mon offense

we’re not allowed to lose on battle red day lets go!

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Complete to Walter

3rd and 3

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

god this team is godawful

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Squab sacked

Damn!

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

holds breath*

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This game is another defense melt down from being over

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no its over

already

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm. What if a team just lined up in goal line and just ran the entire length of the field?

Would our embarrassment be complete?

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Our defense is so bad....

Maybe we can get UH to loan us their defense. It would be cheaper and give up just as many points.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 2:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MJD is going to score on his first run

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 2:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's been a long time...

since a turnover for either team.

by Big T33 on Sep 27, 2009 2:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

good call

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

slow clap*

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

please stop them again

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUMBLE!!!

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT!!!

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 2:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did the un-possible just happen?

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunta/Diles!!

Hell yeah!

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Del Rio has to challenge it

Of course

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

FML

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not even close

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If we have a 3 and out, I will cry

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Punt a kitten

My fiance hides them when UT plays

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not possible

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

jags lose a time out here. lol that challenge was worse than houston’s defense

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:53 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

but still worth a timeout

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no their mistake was

not running the ball.

dumbass call

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pretty much

Why wouldn’t you run the ball all day? You’re up by 7 and there’s 4 minutes left. Good job, Jaguars

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tie this bitch up

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 2:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Get the ball to jonshon

by nolander on Sep 27, 2009 2:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was a kubiak-esque challlenge

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 2:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lets go MAtt

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Walter!

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

KW

We have missed you

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh how we have

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 27, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SLATON!!!

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 2:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Slaton damn good run for 20. nt

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HELL YEAH STEVE

and a high five to Duane Brown and Studdard ripping up that side

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOM SHAKA SLATON

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And now a bad pass by Squab

Thats how we are when we get inside the 10

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

slaton with a magnificent run. shoulda stayed in bounds and run that damnedable clock out. still can’t trust the defense to stop them with anything more than 2 minutes left

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck yeah slaton

and Marc Vandemeer was wondering earlier why the Texans inexplicably gave up on the run.

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Slaton's looking better this game

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 2:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OD

Pay the man

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

god damn right. need to lock him down along with walter

TD!!!!!!!!!

flag on the play :|

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're moving too fast

Leaving just enough time for long clock eating scoring drive for jax

by Bryan72076 on Sep 27, 2009 2:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ot is just as much a risk. Pound it with Brown!

by nolander on Sep 27, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fast 3 and out before two minute warning

if pigs could fly

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OD!

Close to 1st down. Dont think he got it but its close!

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

TD Dreesen

Flag on play

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

was that a TD?

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Sep 27, 2009 2:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit!!!!

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

COME ON offensive pass interference???

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 2:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SHIT!

Off PI

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

cock

and balls

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 2:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh ffs

That is the kind of penalty that kills a drive.

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 2:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BS call

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why is AJ not in on goal line?

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

misdirection?

by nolander on Sep 27, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT????

COME THE FUCK ON

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK ME GOD DAMNIT

Fuck you chris brown

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by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Knee is down

on the 1

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by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he should be down

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please let the refs see it too. They have been so damn stingy with turning over calls on replay

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don’t see it. as much as i fucking hate it, i just don’t see it. chris brown fucked it up

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh that would be nice

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I pray

the announcers saw what you saw

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 27, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stream is shit

Any chance that’s overruled?

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 27, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Knee was down, but is the replay INDISPUTABLE?

Can’t see his knee so no.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How is that Bullshit Offensive PI

looking now? Huge miss call

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He may have crossed the plane first

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 3:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There is no indisputable video evidence.

It wont be overturned

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

is it me?

Or do the cheerleaders look….wet?

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

game

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I nearly vomited

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

On the bright side

Tennessee is losing, so we likely won’t be too far out of the hunt in the division.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Game

Fuck

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i hate my life

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Victory formation for the Jags

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 3:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Chris Brown.

Fuck you. Go rot in hell shitface.

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Sep 27, 2009 3:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Once a BESF

Always a BESF

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my thoughts exactly

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

Fuck the refs
Fuck our defense
and, for good measure
Fuck Dunta.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

um

Wow

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tennessee

im all for shooting them all in their houston oiler uniforms

by Mike 76 on Sep 27, 2009 3:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I have supported kubiak all the way, but right now, i’m losing faith. big time.

by nolander on Sep 27, 2009 3:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No one does, apparently.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He hired the coordinator. He also hired the last one.

by nolander on Sep 27, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Kubiak

but fire Frank Bush

by cubic on Sep 27, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Offense puts up great numbers

Lets get a goal line back who holds onto the god damn football

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

being a texans fan, this occurs alot

by Chris89 on Sep 27, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

GOD DAMNIT

FUCK

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It was jersey

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

horse collar really? that was pure jersey

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

EPIC FAIL

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Sep 27, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm putting a knife to the fat lady's throat

…just in case

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i type to slow...

she can sing

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

im at a lost as what to do bout our lack of defense

its a a season killer for us to be so one sided as a team . we have great o and absolutley no d at all i have seen high school teams with a tougher d .

by Mike 76 on Sep 27, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Teach them how to tackle

That should solve a lot of our problems.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly. there have been millions of horse collars (even by the damn cowboys who invented the rule), but we’re the ones called for it

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Such bullshit

We should have one this game. So much bullshit adversity and keep shooting ourselves in the foot

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I was so heated

I said one instead of won

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last year the Rosencopter was our third game, right?

This year, it’s not quite as bad, but still a pretty unique way to lose.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good job offense

now take your belts to the defense….and chris brown

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AWESOME calls at the end of the game

1. Pass Interference on KDub
2. Giving the ball to Chris Brown anywhere near the goalline
3. Schaub too scared/unathletic to run it in off the bootleg…

by wiseonekms on Sep 27, 2009 3:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

To be fair

That was a bad PI call. And they missed a PI call in Anderson.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aight guys

til next time

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Sep 27, 2009 3:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll be in Bangkok

Don’t know if I’ll be watching. Too much else going on out there I hear.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

child prostitution

…and what not

happy travels

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Side note

In Thailand they are crazy AGIANST child prostitution. Like get excuted kind of way. All of the real crazy stuff is in Cambodia. Human trafficking, drugs, warlords, child prostitution, etc.

Lots of regular ol prostitution there, though

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Truth be told

If it ain’t Filipino and it ain’t trannies, I ain’t interested.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea

u get arrested for spitting on the sidewalk in thailand….i still think its more prevalent than in the states or canada though

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least

the titans lost in their oiler throwbacks :)

by wiseonekms on Sep 27, 2009 3:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Those things would look awesome

With a bullet hole right in the chest. Center mass.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

notes from the game...

sat next to the biggest jaguar fans… cant tell u how annoyed i was with em the whole fucking game. o played great, defense couldnt get off the field on 3rd. Brown was down. and #23 made some pretty good plays. biggest stat? lack of sacks.

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by chrisd21 on Sep 27, 2009 3:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

on the real

why does our interior dline SUCK so much???

by wiseonekms on Sep 27, 2009 3:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

favre just won the game

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Sep 27, 2009 3:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

more notes....

concerned that our d didnt show up. AND we gave up 30+ points again to a division rival…. FUCK.

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by chrisd21 on Sep 27, 2009 3:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

So if we muscle up

and beat the mighty raiders next week….
we’re back to 2-2.

Sounds like 8-8.

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 3:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The raiders are only good at running the football

which means we are fucked

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would not be a pre-requisite

for us to be fucked.

They just have to have the ability to call a running play. We’ll take care of the “looking good while doing it” part.

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

And then we’ll stick with Frank Bush one year longer than we should. And then we’ll draft a punter with our first round pick (#16), followed by a DE, followed by a WR, followed by another DE, followed by a S.

And then we’ll finish 8-8 again next year.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we do get an extra 5th for TJ

I think thats earmarked for Sucky Safety 2010

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

apparently.....

 brown DOESN’T deliver……

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by chrisd21 on Sep 27, 2009 3:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

i smell

another 7-9 or 8-8 season…

andre johnson is going to waste.

by wiseonekms on Sep 27, 2009 3:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Andre

should be on the field for EVERY offensive snap. You dont ever allow your best offensive player to leave the field unless he needs a breather.

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Sep 27, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just gesticulating

He barely caught the ball after he got his shoulder wrapped.

Food for thought. That might have been worse than it looked.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement

by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tits lose

Collins throws two picks. They are 0-3.

MNF at home against VY?

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 3:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh please oh please oh please

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 27, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if the colts keep winning

then that might be the only thing to look forward to this year

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Sep 27, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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