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[1/9/10, 9:45 a.m.  My den.]

MDC: [/to self] You know, Jules was right: giving a foot massage is not even the same ballpark as stickin' yo--

Computer: DING!

MDC: [/still to self] It sounds as if a Gchat message has arrived. From whomever could that be?  I shall check the computer now and find out.  [/checks computer to find out]

Tim (via Gchat):  'Sup, dude?  Sent at 9:47 AM on Saturday

MDC (via Gchat): Nothing. I was considering building a replica of Reliant Stadium out of toothpicks, but I've yet to complete the calculations for scaling it down. What are you doing this fine morning?

Star-divide

Tim: LMAO! A toothpick model?? Rly??  I'm just drinking and talking trash Nick Saban on Crimson Tide blogs. LOL!!

MDC: Understandable.  That was a tough loss.

Tim:  Yeah, it was.  And, get this: the Rose Bowl doesn't have Zima!  At all!!!  What a bunch of philistines.  Anywho, I had a thought.  U should totally write for BRB.

MDC: Hmm.  Go on...  Sent at 9:52 AM on Saturday  [/five minutes elapse]

Tim: Sorry, dude. My wife made me put on pants and take out the trash.  LOLOL!!  What was I saying?

MDC:  Me and BRB.

Tim:  Oh, yeah, you should totally write for BRB.  I mean, Kerns is putting stuff up, but BFD and Jake write just enough so I don't BAN them. ROFLMAO!!!!  I think Riott might be dead.  Plus, my wife won't let me spend enough time on the computer these days to do as much posting as I need to.

MDC:  This might work.  I've actually been thinking about it since I did those fanposts.

Tim: I figured.  I'd luv to have you on board.  Um, there are a couple rules, though.  Nothing big.

MDC:  Like what?

Tim: Well, you've worked with BFD before, so you probably already know the big one.

MDC: We don't mention his tendency to grope at blogger functions?

Tim: :-) Yup.

MDC:  Anything else?

Tim:  Nothing big.  When Kerns talks about Avatar, we all just sort of nod and smile.  It's easier for everyone that way.  Beyond that, just try to limit the swearing as much as possible and, well, let's kind of avoid personal attacks for the time being, if you don't mind. LOLLERSKATES!!

MDC:  I can handle that.

Tim: Kewl.  I'll email the rest of the guys and get your BRB ring ordered.  You need the ring to get into our secret meetings.

MDC: Secret meetings?

Tim:  Well, they are only secret from my wife, because otherwise she might not let me go.  But the rings are still awesome!!!11!!  I'll get your permissions changed on BRB now and you can write an introductory post.  Welcome aboard!

MDC:  Sounds good.

Tim:  Crap...I gotta go.  We are going to my mother-in-law's for brunch and then heading to a poetry reading. BUSY DAY!!! :-)  Tim is not online.

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Great news.

This was an easy pick.

So I guess the gig as AJ’s agent fell through?

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 11, 2010 9:35 AM CST reply actions  

Yup

Dude didn’t return my calls. It might have had something to do with my fawning all over him in the voice mail. “Andre, dude, you are so amazing and great and cool and whatnot and really I just want to be your agent and, you know, kind of hang out or something. If you want. Maybe. Anyway, call me.”

I always assumed "You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" would be some sort of country music diss track. Live and learn, I guess.

by MDC on Jan 11, 2010 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

you need to

teach everyone else how to do that “continue reading this post” thing you did there.

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 11, 2010 9:35 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

thanks for mentioning that.

and by everyone, texanphil meant BFD.

by Jordann on Jan 11, 2010 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

oh, yeah

would’ve been a good idea.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 11, 2010 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

wait you mean we didnt have to have 17 posts with 30 youtube clips all on the front page at the same time? NO WAY!!!

Miss-placed Houstonian living and going to school in the wilderness of Wyoming. Fresno St. 28 - Wyoming 35 (2 OT)!!! Hands down best game I have ever been to.

by BigNate7 on Jan 11, 2010 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

OK

Damn you all. Yes, I suck. :-)

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 11, 2010 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

middle finger

there, fixed it.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 11, 2010 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

much better.

Wait.

Eh.

Fuck it, it’s already in there.

by Jordann on Jan 11, 2010 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Tim is a 16 yr old teenage girl?

I had a hunch, but i’ve always blamed it on beer. Thanks for the validation

+1 for the Pulp Fiction reference.

by Jordann on Jan 11, 2010 9:38 AM CST reply actions  

Travis Johnson approves this post

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 11, 2010 9:40 AM CST reply actions  

Tell 'em that scarecrow shit I came up with

I always assumed "You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" would be some sort of country music diss track. Live and learn, I guess.

by MDC on Jan 11, 2010 9:47 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

i still stand by him

over this play. it was a dirty tackle that offered up instant punishment, and gave a great “last man standing” reaction

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Jan 11, 2010 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Agreed

TJ did nothing wrong except for not realizing TG was dead before he started yelling.

I always assumed "You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" would be some sort of country music diss track. Live and learn, I guess.

by MDC on Jan 11, 2010 11:11 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

easily confusable

this was a dolphins team whose offense liked to play dead

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Jan 11, 2010 11:16 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Another guy to make fun of all of us

Awesome.

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by Mike Kerns on Jan 11, 2010 9:58 AM CST reply actions  

Mostly you, though

The groping part is true.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 11, 2010 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Cocktease.

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by Mike Kerns on Jan 11, 2010 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Not at all surprised

Except for the part about the cursing. Eees Booolllsheeet.

Also, does anyone know if Solis died? Because if so, I need to go buy a 40 and pour some out.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 11, 2010 10:00 AM CST reply actions  

He's around

He’s popped in a couple times on game threads, and I’ve swapped texts with him.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 11, 2010 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

LOL!

Awesomeness. Rec’d.

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by Mike Kerns on Jan 11, 2010 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

goo'd it myself

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 11, 2010 10:09 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Believe It Or Not

I’m actually more offended by the portrayal of yours truly as a 16 year old girl than I am about the whipped-by-the-wife angle.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 11, 2010 10:21 AM CST reply actions  

Stepping on toes, one post at a time.

I think I saw that on MDC’s business card.

by Jordann on Jan 11, 2010 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I wasn't sure

which would bother you worse, so I ran with both of them.

Thanks for having me!

I always assumed "You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" would be some sort of country music diss track. Live and learn, I guess.

by MDC on Jan 11, 2010 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Well Played

Now pack your stuff and turn in your key card.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 11, 2010 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

LOLOL!!1!

I always assumed "You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" would be some sort of country music diss track. Live and learn, I guess.

by MDC on Jan 11, 2010 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Jesus fucking Christ - YOU TOO??

Is there a person in the universe who has ever written about the Texans that doesn’t write for BRB?

by HoustonDiehards on Jan 11, 2010 10:42 AM CST reply actions  

Well...

You, right? We’ve got room for one more.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 11, 2010 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Now I know how the little shops across from Wal-Mart feel. :D

by HoustonDiehards on Jan 11, 2010 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Awesome metaphor

Especially since you come here to “shop” during lunch.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 11, 2010 1:03 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Jump on The Bandwagon, Chris!

There’s always room for one more…

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by Mike Kerns on Jan 11, 2010 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Woke up on Saturday to about 4-5 emails that included the offer, Matt’s acceptance, and the conditions of writing (which I assumed were mostly for Matt).

I was almost more surprised by that and the acceptance of that than I was that Tim asked me to jump aboard.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter

by riversmccown on Jan 11, 2010 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm planning on 1-2 posts a week

I’ll be rolling out a roster in review series starting tomorrow.

Can’t speak for anyone else.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter

by riversmccown on Jan 11, 2010 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Let's hope

because we are about to hit the quiet part of the offseason before the draft.

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by Mike Kerns on Jan 11, 2010 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 11, 2010 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, you get HUGE points for a Freaks reference.

When I start my movie blog, I will be inviting you to join the party.

by HoustonDiehards on Jan 11, 2010 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

personal attacks

can you create another account just for these?

please?

we’ll be able to figure out who it is, but we won’t tell brad.

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 11, 2010 1:09 PM CST reply actions  

You knew it was inevitable

Hope you don’t catch the BRB “once a week post” syndrome that you pointed out back in the day when there was this great blog that I used to read every day. Or in my case, once every 4 months.

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Jan 11, 2010 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

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