High Five Best Play/Moment of the Season: Votin' Time

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 12, 2010 9:37 AM CST Comment 21 comments

All you haters with your hatin' on me for putting up the Jive Five first, and now look at you, cowering in fear at the greatness you are about to witness. Because, and let's face it, the Texans had some incredible moments this year. It's time to vote on your favorite Play or Moment of the year. Get your cowering ready!

In chronological order....

#1: Andre Johnson goes one handed against the BE-SFs. Meth-addled fans confused, try to eat babies.

#2: Andre Johnson: Unstoppable.

#3: Jacoby Jones matured right before our eyes in 2009, culminating with this big time play in this big time play against big time New England (h/t John Lynch).

#4: Brian Cushing, crow maker eating guy, wins your Defensive Rookie of the Year honors.

#5: Matt Schaub leads the NFL in passing, posting the 6th highest yards total in history.

I freaking love that video. Bask in the awesomeness your Houston JUGGERNAUT displayed this year, and vote for your favorite play/moment below!

Poll

What was your favorite play/moment of the 2009 Houston Texans season?

#1: Andre Johnson one-handed against the BE-SFs.

13 votes

#2: Andre Johnson can't be stopped by just three Arizona Cardinals.

175 votes

#3: Jacoby Jones makes a big time play.

2 votes

#4: Brian Cushing your Defensive Rookie of the Year.

45 votes

#5: Matt Schaub with a historic passing season.

23 votes

258 votes | Poll has closed

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People who don't vote for #2

Hate puppies, hot chicks, and beer.

I always assumed "You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" would be some sort of country music diss track. Live and learn, I guess.

by MDC on Jan 12, 2010 10:02 AM CST reply actions

Puppy allergies

couldn’t keep me from going with #2.

380 lbs of pure pirogi

by LoneSpot on Jan 12, 2010 10:15 PM CST up reply actions

Voted #2

But do want to give props to Teh Schaub and Cush for incredible seasons.

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by Mike Kerns on Jan 12, 2010 10:04 AM CST reply actions

No doubt...

Those two rocked the casa.

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Jan 12, 2010 10:58 AM CST up reply actions

my favorite play will need a miracle to make it...

so im calling on the farting preacher to send me a prayer cloth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMbIElTpCjo

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Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
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by chrisd21 on Jan 12, 2010 10:25 AM CST reply actions

#2

Even Patrick Willis can’t do what AJ did on that play.

by Jordann on Jan 12, 2010 10:26 AM CST reply actions

Whoa

Let’s not get carried away here. All three of those Cardinals defenders would have been stricken blind from getting so close to the greatness that is P-Willy. Then they would have exploded.

I always assumed "You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" would be some sort of country music diss track. Live and learn, I guess.

by MDC on Jan 12, 2010 10:32 AM CST up reply actions

I love AJ, but...

That’s borderline blasphemy.
Patrick Willis does whatever he wants (or so the Bible tells me)

by grungedave on Jan 12, 2010 12:24 PM CST up reply actions

I wonder...

in a fight off of a football field, who would win: Patrick Willis or Chuck Norris?

Miss-placed Houstonian living and going to school in the wilderness of Wyoming. Fresno St. 28 - Wyoming 35 (2 OT)!!! Hands down best game I have ever been to.

by BigNate7 on Jan 12, 2010 2:49 PM CST up reply actions

that's easy.

everyone knows chuck norris doesn’t whip ass…. he norrises someone.

by chrisd21 on Jan 12, 2010 4:10 PM CST up reply actions

notice the teammate smack talk from leach...

as he politely tells rolle:
“sir, all your base belong to me.”

by chrisd21 on Jan 12, 2010 10:30 AM CST reply actions

The world will end

If AJ tops that. It will be fulfilled, it’s mission complete. For this reason, Andre Johnson is the most dangerous man in the universe.

The Texans.

by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 12, 2010 11:16 AM CST reply actions

no competing with Andre plowing through 3 guys on his way to the end zone. I saw Buddy Christ give him a chest bump after that play.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Jan 12, 2010 11:52 AM CST reply actions

No love for Jacoby?

Good to know that his mom doesn’t frequent our home base.

by Jordann on Jan 12, 2010 11:58 AM CST reply actions

I think JJ’s mom would trade him and both lungs for AJ on the bestest son market.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Jan 12, 2010 12:15 PM CST up reply actions

since we won the game

and the timing of the catch, his play was bigger.

I got tremendous love for JJ after this season.

But POY was AJ, hands down, imo.

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 12, 2010 1:42 PM CST up reply actions

Rec'd

for using the jump correctly.

Miss-placed Houstonian living and going to school in the wilderness of Wyoming. Fresno St. 28 - Wyoming 35 (2 OT)!!! Hands down best game I have ever been to.

by BigNate7 on Jan 12, 2010 2:51 PM CST reply actions

#2

AJ to Hayes: “Hey…young man. You got knocked the fuck out”

In Canada our balls are bigger

by canadian texan on Jan 12, 2010 3:28 PM CST reply actions

gotta be number 4

Number 2 was great, but the best thing that came from this year was cushing we all hated him and now we love him…we always have and always will love AJ

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Jan 12, 2010 4:06 PM CST reply actions

I think it’s great that a Dallas fan is the one who put up the #2 video and he even calls Andre, “The Beast”.

I voted for #2, I didn’t think it was possible to vote any other way.

I was watching a ultimate Andre Johnson highlight on youtube over his whole career, and all those highlights were great, but every time I see #2 I get a smile on my face. I just get this feeling of pride, joy, gratitude, and a feeling of respect in the same instant as I watch that video. The video makes me happy.

Schlauton

by Schlauton on Jan 13, 2010 9:35 PM CST reply actions

Tho'

That Jacoby Jones TD catch was a “big time pass” and a “big time catch”.
Seriously that kind of pass in the right situation EX: Super Bowl is the kind that can be remembered forever.

Schlauton

by Schlauton on Jan 13, 2010 9:57 PM CST up reply actions