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First game: Cardinals/Saints

Here’s some good reading about Saints DC Greg Williams.

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Jan 16, 2010 9:24 AM CST reply actions  

two "Gs" in Gregg

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Jan 16, 2010 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Technically

it’s 3

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 16, 2010 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

You got me on that one....

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Jan 16, 2010 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

It looks like someone put a hot towel

on Peyton’s forehead just before this photo was snapped. I would have said facecloth, but we all know a facecloth isn’t big enough…..

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Jan 16, 2010 10:18 AM CST reply actions  

It's The Radar Antenna

He forgot to cover it with make-up

by kozanack on Jan 16, 2010 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Gotta rec that one

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2010 12:50 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

hate hate hate hate hate hate hate!

beautiful: yooo maaaaan u cooorny!
ice t: next nigga say sumthin gettin’ shot. pleeeeze believe dat!
-player haters ball

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by chrisd21 on Jan 16, 2010 2:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Rosie O'Donnell

“She wears underwear with dickholes in em.”

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by CFHTim on Jan 16, 2010 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Because you're a monkey?

Christian Ponder in 2011! Bring him home Wayne, he can actually play QB in the NFL

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by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 16, 2010 2:27 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

But do you fling poo?

I always assumed "You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" would be some sort of country music diss track. Live and learn, I guess.

by MDC on Jan 17, 2010 9:03 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

For runner-up reference

380 lbs of pure pirogi

by LoneSpot on Jan 18, 2010 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Good thing

McNabb won’t be in that game.

by FloridaownsFSU on Jan 16, 2010 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

terrell suggs and ray lewis better knock peyton out cold.

Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young

by Rockets 4 Life on Jan 16, 2010 11:41 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Ray Lewis doesn't knock people out

Ray Lewis his bodyguard stabs people

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 16, 2010 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Just can't cheer for Ray Lewis.

Go Colts. Also, Go Vikes, Chargers & Cards.

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by Mike Kerns on Jan 16, 2010 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

I think the Colts win, too

But, I am rooting against them! I want to see them play for taking the last two weeks off, letting the Jets win and get a free pass to the playoffs, and just because!

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Jan 16, 2010 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

the football gods...

frown on non-competition. mark my words…
indy will NOT win a superbowl this year.

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by chrisd21 on Jan 16, 2010 2:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The Colts had their own murderer at the time as well Mike.

See : Marvin Harrision

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by CFHTim on Jan 16, 2010 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Harrison

Isn’t on the field. Ray Lewis is.

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by Mike Kerns on Jan 17, 2010 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

HAHA!

Awesome.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2010 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

My Picks

Saints in game 1

Colts in game 2

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Jan 16, 2010 2:28 PM CST reply actions  

WEll

Colts and cards
vikes please god
chargers

by AllenOU on Jan 16, 2010 3:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Arizona and New Orleans

is like a video game 8 minutes in.

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2010 4:02 PM CST reply actions  

And Reggie Bust scores a long TD

Logically, we can now expect the outcries of fans who believe we should’ve taken Bust over Mario in 5, 4, 3….

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2010 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I hear Richard Justice is hard at work...

on his long column which suggest that the Texans should’ve taken The Bust….then another column on how despite Reggie’s play, it should’ve been VY.

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2010 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Boring.

The playoffs this year suck sasquatch dick. The Texans would have spiced things up, no doubt. What’s that, three blowouts and a Jets game so far?

by Nashmeister on Jan 16, 2010 6:23 PM CST reply actions  

Jets/Bengals = Suck.
Eagles/Cowboys = Suck.
Ravens/Patriots = Suck.
Packers/Cardinals = Fun

Cardinals/Saints = Suck (but I do like seeing the Saints win. I’ve never met a Saint fan that I didn’t like.)

Now, Ravens/Colts could be a Baltimore blowout….but I’d enjoy the hell out of it.

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2010 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you mean you never met a Saint fan you liked?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Jan 16, 2010 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd like to ammend my previous statement.

With that Cowboys loss, these playoffs have been upgraded to “totally fucking awesome” status.

by Nashmeister on Jan 17, 2010 2:58 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

6 out of 7 have been blowouts...

But I’m having too much fun with this one.

by TexansDC on Jan 17, 2010 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Tomorrow

Cowboys and Chargers

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Jan 16, 2010 10:36 PM CST reply actions  

Now we just need the Jets to win. Then the Karma trai can roll over Indy as well.

GO JETS!!

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by TexansForever on Jan 17, 2010 7:07 AM CST reply actions  

Not Only That

The Jets defense looks to be more likely to put PeyPey on the ground, which seems to be the best way to stop him

by kozanack on Jan 17, 2010 9:00 AM CST up reply actions  

I've been pulling for that outcome as well

Sweet, sweet cosmic justice.

I always assumed "You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" would be some sort of country music diss track. Live and learn, I guess.

by MDC on Jan 17, 2010 9:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not drinking the Cowboys kool-aid

I’ve got The Vikes today. It seems that Dallas is the trendy pick all of a sudden. But I am taking Minnesota. And The Chargers, easily.

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by Mike Kerns on Jan 17, 2010 9:15 AM CST reply actions  

vikes and chargers.

chargers and texans have a lot in common. we match up well vs the colts, which is why the colts are pullin’ for the jets today, #1 defense be dammed. i take offense to the cowgurls being called america’s team…. that’s like calling precious miss usa.

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by chrisd21 on Jan 17, 2010 11:43 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Remember

A loss by the Cowboys is a victory for all humanity.

Unfortunately, from an unbelievably obnoxious ESPN-hype perspective, Cowboys-Vikes is pretty much a lose-lose proposition.

The Texans.

by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 17, 2010 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

fuck tony homo...

& the romosexuals.

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by chrisd21 on Jan 17, 2010 12:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

Because Fuck the Cowgirls, Fuck Brett Favre, and Fuck Jared Allen.

Oh yeah, Fuck Dunta

by David V on Jan 17, 2010 2:24 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Fuck the cowboys

Always the vikes over them. Peterson is a beast and I only hate favre

I hate all the cowboys and romo more than favers

But ware is hurt and Austin is a bitch

14-3 ends at 28-6

by AllenOU on Jan 17, 2010 1:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions   2 recs

I don't hate Favre

So much as I hate the insane amount of time the media spends fellating him.

The Texans.

by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 18, 2010 1:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Same here

I actually really like the guy. But the media attention has made me beyond sick of the guy.

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by Mike Kerns on Jan 18, 2010 7:50 AM CST up reply actions  

On 610am

That idiot John Lopez was comparing the Cowboys talent to the Texans talent. When he said that Romo and Schaub are “a wash and pretty much at the same level” I LOL’d.

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by Mike Kerns on Jan 17, 2010 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

pants on the ground... pants on the ground.

pretty catchy! lol

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by chrisd21 on Jan 17, 2010 1:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Suisham

I think we’re seeing why Smithiak didn’t replace Brown with Suisham’s performance. I just don’t think they felt there was anything better out there. Brown at least has a track record of success.

Though I definitely do agree we should’ve brought in some competition, even if just for show.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 17, 2010 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

Nothing I love more than...

seeing “trendy pick” Dallas getting overwhelmed by Minnesota.

Also, for those not on the NT bandwagon….look at how much impact Minnesota has by having those big Williams mounds in the middle.

by TexansDC on Jan 17, 2010 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

The guys at Blogging the Boys

are mad at Favre for running up the score…….

by RocketsAstros on Jan 17, 2010 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

The guys at Battle Red Blog

have found something to like about Brett Farve.

by TexansDC on Jan 17, 2010 3:07 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Impossible

There is nothing to like about him.

by cubic on Jan 17, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Just today

The part where he upsets Cowgirl fans and Jerrah.

by TexansDC on Jan 17, 2010 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes!

Anyone who pisses in the “cowmolesters” (h/t BFD) Wheaties and send Homo (not that there’s anything wrong with Dallasites being “homo’s”) is a good thing and all “true” Texans (and other’s who wish they were) shout with glee!

by Xetuoh on Jan 17, 2010 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

No

David Carr doesn’t get any. He’s working on his hair.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 17, 2010 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

somewhere out there marcus pollard just went to the jon to knock the piss out his pecker.

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by chrisd21 on Jan 17, 2010 5:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions   2 recs

Bernard Pollard?!

Marcus Pollard = former Colts tight end

380 lbs of pure pirogi

by LoneSpot on Jan 18, 2010 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

wow

If the Jets pull this off and then beat the Dolts, I’m gonna poop a brick.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 17, 2010 6:24 PM CST reply actions  

I hate Rex Ryan...

But damn….he’s one lucky heavy-set man.

by TexansDC on Jan 17, 2010 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

They might

Kaeding just Browned the Chargers.

by RocketsAstros on Jan 17, 2010 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Browned

Fumbled, Intercepted, or missed field goal?

380 lbs of pure pirogi

by LoneSpot on Jan 18, 2010 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it just me...

or does the NFC side of the playoff bracket look MUCH MUCH better than the crap in the AFC playoffs?

by TexansDC on Jan 17, 2010 7:00 PM CST reply actions  

Texans are losers!?

Either through masocistic self loathing or being the first tard on the short bus, lil Dick Justice (girl age 14) has increased the level of bile rising in my throat, from reading his blather. So, I share with you…

http://blogs.chron.com/sportsjustice/archives/2010/01/the_cowboys_are.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+houstonchronicle%2Fsportsjustice+%28SportsJustice%29

by Xetuoh on Jan 17, 2010 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

He wrote another piece the other day...

that really showcased his failings as a writer (it literally contradicts itself 4 or 5 times). It was a piss-poor article.

I’m not even going to read that link because I bet he somehow throws Vince Young in there even though the Texans have a better quarterback.

by TexansDC on Jan 17, 2010 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Like this one?

http://blogs.chron.com/sportsjustice/archives/2010/01/so_you_want_me.html

See, I don’t know if, like a moth, am drawn to the flames of his stupidity, or showing my own….Back to my bleach purification ritual…

by Xetuoh on Jan 17, 2010 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Part of me wants to ban

anyone who links to an article by Little Dickie Justice, Age 12. For any reason. Ever.

The Texans.

by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 18, 2010 1:34 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

one for the brb slang list...

tebowing (tee-bow-weeeeeng’) definition: to cry on tv. (ex: LT has a visor on his helmet after the game cuz he didn’t want everybody 2 see him tebowing.)

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by chrisd21 on Jan 17, 2010 8:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Good one

After today I don’t know if the verb for burying your team with your inability to kick a field goal should be ‘to brown’ or "to nate’.

by RocketsAstros on Jan 17, 2010 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Cowchoke

[kaʊ-chohk] To brag your team has the Super Bowl all but wrapped up, then watch them choke so badly that you end up complaining that your opponent ran up the score.

by kozanack on Jan 17, 2010 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

honestly though

I hate the cowboys, but that throw on 4th and 3 was fucking bullshit. There was zero point to it other then just to be dickbags and shows a complete lack of class. I may be in the minority on this, but that shit just pisses me off.

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by nolander on Jan 18, 2010 1:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Meh

These guys are professionals. It’s their job to score or keep the other team from scoring. Doesn’t bother me in this situation and it wouldn’t bother me if the Cowboys did it to the Vikes.

Now the Yates basketball team on the other hand…

The Texans.

by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 18, 2010 2:05 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

For the record

I’m with you. No reason to go for a touchdown there. Just hand it off and either get the first down and run out the clock or turn it over. They weren’t gonna mount a comeback at that point.

by LedTexan on Jan 18, 2010 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

honestly though?

i thought the guy who stole LT’s touchdown celebration was 10 TIMES more disrespectful than the vikes scoring on the cowboys. playoffs are all about momentum. and if the texans have taught us anything, u never take your foot off the gas. ever. run your offense, and let the other coaches & players on the other side worry about stopping it.

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by chrisd21 on Jan 18, 2010 11:09 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I don't understand

Everyone complaining about “running up the score.” If you don’t like it, keep them out of the endzone.

It just doesn’t bother me that much. A loss is a loss. Whether it is by 1 point or 30 points.

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by Mike Kerns on Jan 18, 2010 7:58 AM CST reply actions  

Agreed.

Their job is to play football. They get paid a lot of money to do so. They don’t get sympathy from me because a 40 year old decided he wasn’t done yet. They also don’t get sympathy because the Cowgirls suck.

by TexansDC on Jan 18, 2010 11:22 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

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