Dickie J, too lazy to fact check or just too stupid to do simple division?
I refuse to link to it, but Dickie Justice, age 12, wrote his annual attack piece on Mario Williams. (Which should not be confused with his annual "Mario is great and was the right choice" piece. Neither of which should be confused with his annual "I want to have VY's buttbabies" piece. But I digress.)
ANYWAY, Dick rambles for a while about Mario's lack of production this year (focusing entirely on sacks and tackles) and decides that Mario does not deserve to go to the Pro Bowl. Whatever. It's a joke of an article and it wouldn't even have warranted mention here were it not for this blurb at the end:
The Texans try. They release charts each week comparing his career sack total (38.5) with Reggie White (70) and Bruce Smith (44.5) at similar points in their careers.
Even if Williams had similar numbers (which he doesn‘t), the comparison wouldn't be valid because White and Smith played in an era when teams ran more and passed less. They got more sacks out of fewer opportunities. (emphasis added)
It seems Lil' Dickie (a) was too lazy to verify his claim and (b) assumed that readers would take that assertion at face value. Unfortunately (for him), you have to have a little intellectual credibility before people will just believe any ol' crap you throw out there. So let's peek at the data, broken up by year (first column), of average pass (second column) and run (third column) plays per team per season, along with the corresponding percentage of plays that were passes (last column). (All numbers from pro-football-reference.com)
1985 |
515 |
487 |
0.514 |
|
1986 |
517 |
483 |
0.517 |
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1987 |
482 |
471 |
0.506 |
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1988 |
505 |
485 |
0.510 |
|
1989 |
512 |
467 |
0.523 |
|
1990 |
483 |
444 |
0.521 |
|
1991 |
498 |
438 |
0.532 |
|
1992 |
479 |
439 |
0.522 |
|
1993 |
515 |
453 |
0.532 |
|
1994 |
538 |
448 |
0.546 |
|
1995 |
557 |
440 |
0.559 |
|
1996 |
532 |
453 |
0.540 |
|
1997 |
524 |
455 |
0.535 |
|
1998 |
516 |
452 |
0.533 |
|
1999 |
541 |
437 |
0.553 |
|
2000 |
527 |
441 |
0.544 |
|
2001 |
522 |
441 |
0.542 |
|
2002 |
540 |
441 |
0.550 |
|
2003 |
515 |
453 |
0.532 |
|
2004 |
511 |
451 |
0.531 |
|
2005 |
515 |
449 |
0.534 |
|
2006 |
512 |
452 |
0.531 |
|
2007 |
533 |
437 |
0.549 |
|
2008 |
516 |
441 |
0.539 |
|
2009 |
501 |
412 |
0.549 |
2009 numbers are through last weekend. Totaling up the years each player played, we get:
White, 1985-2000: 0.531
Smith, 1985-2003: 0.532
Williams: 2006-09: 0.542
That's right, kids...teams in the Mario Era have passed about 1% more often than during Smith/White's time. Re-reading Dick's "point," I suppose he's not technically wrong. However, if you believe that he was referring to this 1% difference when he wrote the column, you probably also comment at the Chron with regularity in praise of Dick, Pancakes, and Anna-Tard.
My point? It's bad enough that Justice is such a joke of a sportswriter, that he turns out nearly unreadable shit almost daily, and that he still manages to draw a paycheck for this "effort." But when he starts taking it to the next level, making up "facts" to support his claims with the hope that no one will double-check him, he moves from annoying to insulting. And if you assume that The Houston Chronicle as a corporation is a rational decisionmaker, one begins to wonder just who Dick is orally pleasing in order to keep his gig.
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Oh, Dickie
Dickie, you unbelievable retard. Your columns are so offensive that I find myself breaking the very vow I proposed in the last fanpost discussing the diarrhea that passes for your writing. I vowed never to read your trite, poorly-thought out, written-by-a-sixth-grader-on-mescaline trash.
And then you go and say shit like, “Brian Cushing is who the Texans thought they were getting when they drafted Mario Williams.” Do you know how hard it is to hold back? It’s damn near impossible. Thank Durga I have to take a dump right now, or I would do it myself.
Ugh. Screw you and the damn Chronicle. Except for Lance and Steph of course.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 2, 2010 12:56 PM CST reply actions
It's really a silly comparrison anyway
Williams is by far better against the run at this stage in his career than either Smith or White were at this point in theres… Hell, i’d go as far as to say he’s better now vs the run than either of them ever were. But we all know stats are where it’s at, if he average 1/4 less sack per game then he must be nowhere near their calliber… except that oppossing coaches openly admit that they have to adjust their gameplan around Williams, which is exactly why he was drafted with the 1st overall pick.
by Bryan72076 on Jan 2, 2010 2:23 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Correct across the board
Rec’d
Jim Caldwell delenda est.
by MDC on Jan 2, 2010 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
He really has improved his game versus the run this year
I know defensive ends are judged by their sack numbers, but you really can’t overlook how he’s evolved from a one-dimensional pass rusher to a more complete player.
The comparisons to 2006 need to stop. Mario Williams is a 2-time Pro Bowler, Reggie Bush should have never gone in the 1st round as he is a situational player who is not dominating as he did in college, and VY is JUST now starting to become a better QB….although he’s not at the level of a Matt Schaub (who’s showing that he can be a top 5 NFL QB if the late/dirty hits are avoided).
He states that Mario is seventh in the NFL in sacks over the last 3 years
and 2nd in tackles for losses by a D lineman. SECOND. That sounds pretty damn good to me if not downright great. Does he have to have the MOST sacks AND TFL’s to get some love? Mario gets extra blockers assigned to him, yet consistently gets a good push upfield against both the run and the pass. Oh, and by the way, he had (still has?) a bum shoulder for a good part of the season. Dude never misses games due to injuries. Played his rookie season with turf toe. Never complained. Mario is a warrior. Splashy stats aren’t automatically associated with superior play. Anyone who watches all the Texans games (maybe Dickie just reads the box scores) knows that Mario is a player, and a very valuable one at that. Getting named to the Pro Bowl roster is not a fluke.
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Jan 2, 2010 6:54 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
So weird seeing this on the fanposts
You may want to consider a blog of some sort.
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by riversmccown on Jan 2, 2010 2:38 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Also
A photo essay portraying your thoughts on this subject would be nice.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
I disagree
I neither think he knows enough about football nor is literate enough to write on a blog.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Jan 2, 2010 8:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I tried to piss him off
but he didn’t even read it. BASTARD!
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http://www.battleredblog.com
In that case...
shouldn’t the Chron be trying to hire me?
Jim Caldwell delenda est.
by MDC on Jan 3, 2010 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
"too lazy to fact check or just too stupid to do simple division?"
Why can’t it be both?
This is exactly why the traditional media is going down in a great, giant ball of flames. Ten years ago, nobody would’ve questioned the logic of an article such as this. But today, we fans have those pesky little counter-argument facts right at our fingertips. For long-time media people like Little Dickie Justice, age 12, facts have been absolutely meaningless trivialities if they get in the way of a good opinion.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
i have a sneaking suspicion that if i checked info out
white and smith werent injured for two of the years in that time-span of data gathering. also im fairly certain that if i should check, those players played on better teams thus relieving SOME attention from said player. this is speculation tho.
Looking forward to not having an 8-8 year!
He's not even that far off of Smith...
Comparing anyone’s 1st 3 years to Reggie White is unfair though. White’s 1st 4 years were ridiculous (70 sacks).
Even if you factor in his first 4 professional years (2 USFL, 2 NFL), his numbers are 54.5 which are still freakish when compared to Smith.
i read it in the paper
i coulda sworn i read something by him saying that even tho he has had a decrease in production, the texans wont cut him (something like that) and i was like WTF? CUT HIM?!?!?!? WOW DICKIE!
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Jan 2, 2010 11:55 PM CST reply actions
I think I agree.
That, and he’s functionally retarded.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 3, 2010 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
I think you can drop the "functionally" part
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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A note from one of your Seahawk friends...
Reggie White played next to (deceased and nearly forgotten despite his brilliance) all world DTJerome Brown from 1987 to 1991.
Not that White wouldn’t have had great numbers, but he had 21, 18, 11, 14, and 15 sacks in those seasons. Those Philly defenses of the Buddy Ryan era played with a frightening level of talent and ferocity, and those were his career years, minus one outlier, his final Packer season with 16.
Mario has never had anywhere near the playmakers around him. However, if you guys have a good draft and stay healthy next year, I can see career highs for Mario. Being ahead will mean “pinning the ears back” on the rush, and a good draft could give a piece or two more to support Super Mario.
Personally, I hope so. You are officially my favorite AFC team.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 4, 2010 2:34 PM CST reply actions 10 recs
Damn WC
I was rooting for you guys to stop Chris Johnson yesterday. Last Boy Scout style.
Best of luck to your team in the coming offseason. Please stop by often and keep us company, as we now know that Seahawk fans are just the cold, wet version of Texans fans.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Jan 4, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Ain't life a bitch?
BANG! (Rec’d)
Jim Caldwell delenda est.
by MDC on Jan 4, 2010 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Got Tae Bo?
You do realize that the RB was Billy Blanks, creator of Tae Bo? Most people forget this random trivia gem!
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 4, 2010 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I did not know that...
and you just improved my day, sir. Thank you.
Jim Caldwell delenda est.
by MDC on Jan 4, 2010 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Goo'd
’Cause I knew that little tidbit and did a little Tae Bo myself back in the day.
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." ~ Carl Spackler
The first half of your sentence
made you cooler. The second half kind of killed that with a swift knee to the head.
Jim Caldwell delenda est.
by MDC on Jan 6, 2010 8:03 AM CST up reply actions
Green goo'ed
Thanks, man, and a great point. Brown was an awesome player next to White.
/dreams about Terrence Cody/
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The only problem with Cody...
is that he typically was a two-down NT due to his girth and lack of conditioning. He really wouldn’t help Mario on 3rd downs.
Personally, I prefer Tennessee’s Dan Williams, but I think I’d settle for anyone who was the size of a small mountain.
he has lost weight and will continue to do so
but i agree he isnt all that great. i more want to get suh.. i wish
the dude can man handle olines.bonecrusher + man bear
no team would be able to pass on us or run. or anything
Small mountain?
I wouldn’t waste a valuable draft pick on anyone smaller than the Denali Massif.
Fuck small.
The Texans.
by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 9, 2010 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
That dude is big
But is he quick?
The Texans.
by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 10, 2010 5:45 AM CST up reply actions

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