Teh Schaub to teh Pro Bowl!
by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 20, 2010 2:16 AM CST
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In a completely unsurprising move, Tom Brady has pulled out of the Pro Bowl, citing an injury. This means that our very own Matt Schaub has been selected as his replacement. The Schaubenfreude is so thick you can cut it with a knife.
Congrats, Matt. It's great to see you get some well-deserved recognition.
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Congratulation to your QB
He played in elite level all season long-He deserves it!
Life without knowledge is death in disguise
by Zoltan from Budapest on Jan 20, 2010 2:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
First....
of all he should have been picked before Tom “Tuck Rule” Brady! second of all Brady probably received a lot of hate mail from Texan Fans on how teh Schaub deserved it more and that next time we will pay pollard to end his career next time lolz!
this is perfect..
because if they keep it the week before the SuperBowl, then this could be that last one he can attend.
GO TEXANS!!!!
Our time will come...
I knew signing my daughters jersey would bring that boy some luck:)
GO TEXANS!!!!
Our time will come...
I thought only franchise quarterbacks like Mark Sanchez made Pro Bowls
Huh, you learn something new every day.
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by riversmccown on Jan 20, 2010 5:19 AM CST reply actions 12 recs
HA!
Fuckin’ great one!
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Big time Pro Bowl qb's
Make big time Pro Bowls.
The Texans.
by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 20, 2010 9:09 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Big time Pro Bowls
require big time analysis from big time announcers.
John Lynch still gets pro bowl invites!
Now that’s what you call a big time individual!
by Jordann on Jan 20, 2010 9:32 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Maybe we should sign him in the off season?
John Lynch at SS
Move Pollard to FS??
lmao.
by distant_texans_fan on Jan 20, 2010 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
SCORE!
BigBlueDouche can suck it.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Jan 20, 2010 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
Even being a Colts fan
I recognize that Schaub had a tremendous year and should’ve been in the Pro Bowl roster along with Manning and Rivers. And I hope Rivers have a major injury before the Pro Bowl so Schaub could play in the game while Manning is preparing himself to the SB :D
Quitters never win, but cheaters sometimes do
If The Colts Win this weekend...
Peyton won’t even go and Rivers is likely to be the starter. And Schaub will probably play the 2nd half.
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The 2nd half will mean something, maybe.....
They upped the winner’s share this year, by, I think $20K. So, in the 2nd half, players might start getting serious….
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
"Congrats, Matt. It's great to see you get some well-deserved recognition."
Thanks, dude!
I always assumed "You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" would be some sort of country music diss track. Live and learn, I guess.
by MDC on Jan 20, 2010 8:43 AM CST reply actions 5 recs
The Association of Angry Dwarves elected a president, eh? NICE!!
Hey guys… Big Gulps, huh?
Alright.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
If only you weren't so tall,
I could mention the pot and the kettle.
Oh…wait…
I always assumed "You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" would be some sort of country music diss track. Live and learn, I guess.
I'm more of a hobbit, however...
Furry feet. High levels of SNEAK.
Very quick and nimble… I go crazy when I hear a cymbal, or a high-hat, with a supped up tempo.
I’m on a roll, it’s time to go, Froto!
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
by beefy on Jan 21, 2010 9:23 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
For the awesome fusion of Vanilla Ice and LOTR.
The Texans.
by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 21, 2010 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
Fantastic.
Truly amazing. And I don’t disagree that you are very Hobbittine.
I always assumed "You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" would be some sort of country music diss track. Live and learn, I guess.
You can rec your own post 3 times?
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by riversmccown on Jan 21, 2010 12:50 AM CST up reply actions
At least until SBN puts a limit on the number of accounts I can have
I always assumed "You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" would be some sort of country music diss track. Live and learn, I guess.
by MDC on Jan 21, 2010 8:12 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Schaub may get a lot of playing time
With Marmalard likely to bitch and moan and find a way not to play much…
and with Manning likely to be exempt due to Super Bowl status…
teh Schaub could play a majority of the Pro Bowl. And you know what that means……..
MVP, baby.
And you know what that means……..
Bone crushing injury that destroys our hope for next season?
Honestly, I would be fine if the just got rid of the pro-bowl.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Jan 20, 2010 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
Pure awesome
Something I don’t say often: Thanks Tom Brady!
In Canada our balls are bigger
by canadian texan on Jan 20, 2010 10:12 AM CST reply actions
Glad to see this play out as it should...
Matt to Andre on a national level! A precursor for 2010!!!!!
Colts fan here
Schaub deserved this MUCH more than Brady to begin with. Congratulations to him and to the recognition for your team.
How can you not love a team that does this?
by LovinBlue on Jan 20, 2010 11:03 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
What a minute?!!
Did Brad give you permission to come here and say that? You might be in big trouble when you get back to Stampede Blue!!
by distant_texans_fan on Jan 20, 2010 4:10 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Good for schaub...
now lets get the other alternates in too!
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Jan 20, 2010 11:14 AM CST reply actions
Schaub...
better than the guy who “just knows how win games”
Congrats..
Well deserved, but I wish they got rid of the Pro Bowl and just did the skills competitions.
I can see it now...
“Schaub drops back, launches one down field to Johnson, Schaub took a mean hit right after that throw, Johnson to the 40, 45, tackled at the 48 yard line. Uh oh, Johnson hasn’t gotten up yet. Neither has Schaub.”
And down goes the 2010 season.
Luckily...
Our offensive line isn’t protecting Schaub, so there’s no one getting bitched around.
by TexansDC on Jan 20, 2010 12:58 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Turns out...
Patrick Willis put the hit on Schaub and tackled AJ on the same play.
by Nashmeister on Jan 20, 2010 12:59 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I thought Schaub was the 2nd alternate...
Did Big Ben pass or does the 1st alternate, 2nd alternate thing not really matter?
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To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.
Shit, here come the VY nuthuggers...
Does this mean Schaub will be the starter?
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I'm happy for Schaub and all
But this just pretty much makes this Pro Bowl a joke and I hope all Texans sit out of it.
What, Chris Chandler wasn’t available?
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by riversmccown on Jan 20, 2010 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
The Pro Bowl QB Depth Chart
Peyton Manning
Philip Rivers
Tom Brady
Big Ben
Matt Schaub
VY
David Garrard
The AFC South is stocked with QBs apparently….and instead of praise for Schaub, we’ll get Lil’ Dicky Justice writing about the potential VY-to-Andre TD.
Crap on a stick.
So if the Colts make the Super Bowl
Garrard would take Peyton’s place and the 3 Pro Bowl QBs for the AFC would all be AFC South with the 4th AFC South QB in the Super Bowl. No wonder the AFC South is the best division.
"Every time you turn on ESPN you see Bama" - Earl Thomas' answer when asked what excites him most about the National Championship.
To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.
by TexasHoosier on Jan 21, 2010 3:16 AM CST up reply actions
dont forget
Jamarcus Russel is only 2 more spots out…
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Holy Shit!
Dick Justice has lost any mind he has left…
Vince will be the best story at the Pro Bowl.
he was as good as any quarterback in football.
He handed the Texans their most painful defeat ever earlier this season.
The Texans blew it by not taking Vince with the first pick of the 2006 draft.
I hope to be there with both of them (VY & Schaub), but I’ll be giving a big old man-hug to just one of them.
This has gone way past just being a fan…
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by Mike Kerns on Jan 21, 2010 6:18 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Flagged
For making me read things Lil Dicky (Age 12) wrote.
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by riversmccown on Jan 21, 2010 6:56 AM CST up reply actions
I usually ignore him...
But that shit was just ridiculous. He makes my brain hurt…
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I lost brain cells reading this shit
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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Since when
is “man-hug” a euphemism for a BJ?
I always assumed "You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" would be some sort of country music diss track. Live and learn, I guess.
That shit was so bad...
I thought someone had hacked his account and was making fun of him. Then, I remembered, he is just an idiot.
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wait
that’s not real is it?
I won’t be clicking over to verify, so I thought I’d ask. There’s no way this is real.
Mount Cody in round 1
You turned it pink!
Congrats, Kerns.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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Did he really write that?
You must have made that up, right?
The Texans.
by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 21, 2010 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
I'm still confused
How that was our “Most Painful Defeat Ever.” Unfortunately, I can think of many more painful ones…Even THIS season.
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I just threw up a little in my mouth
Best story at the Pro Bowl: Moving it from Hawaii and before the Super Bowl
Good as any quarterback in football: He’s not in the top-third in the league with Manning (Forehead or Eli), Brady, Rivers, Schaub, Roethlisburger, Farve, Rodgers, Palmer, McNabb, Ryan, and Flaaco. I’ll put him on par with Alex Smith, but with a better offensive line around him.
Most painful defeat ever: Rosencopter
Blew it: No, we didn’t. We have a better QB and a tier-1 pass rusher
Man-hug: My brain just melted.
by TexansDC on Jan 21, 2010 11:45 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Worst case scenario
for Schaub.
Finally gets some recognition, and they flush it all by adding VY to the roster.
Mount Cody in round 1
Im gonna flush my Schaub jersey down the toilet....
‘COS HE’S DA SHIT, BOYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
by Battle Dread on Jan 20, 2010 6:48 PM CST reply actions 10 recs
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