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Hey, Great News, Guys! Dunta Robinson Wants To Stay A Texan!

Of course he does. No other team would be stupid enough to pay him franchise player money, much less offer him the $23,000,000.00 in guaranteed dough he allegedly turned down. In his own words:

"I want to be here," Robinson said. "I've been through some tough times here, and I'm proud of the way we finished and what we can build on.

"I realize this is a business. I won't take things personally like I did last offseason. I'd like to get a long-term deal, but I wouldn't be unhappy about it (if he's tagged again). I'm blessed. You can't be mad when you make $9 million.

"I love my teammates. I love the city. I think this team's going deep into the playoffs next season, and I want to be part of it."

Can't be mad when you make $9,000,000.00, huh? Interesting. Technically, "mad" isn't the same as "betrayed" and/or "disappointed," I guess, in that "betrayed" and "disappointed" are not spelled m-a-d. Regardless, Dunta could've fooled me. I thought he was plenty mad about being paid nearly $10,000,000.00 this season, especially when he refused to report to training camp unless the Texans agreed not to franchise him in 2010.

Thanks for being so gracious, D-Rob. If I was a cynic, I'd comment how his newly expressed wow-I'm-really-blessed-and-almost-ten-million-bucks-for-a-year's-worth-of-work-ain't-so-bad outlook on life is rather fortuitously timed, what with the Texans concluding the first winning campaign in franchise history yesterday despite Dunta Robinson easily having the worst season of his career. Were I predisposed to cynicism, I'd probably write something about how Dunta may finally be realizing that he and his agent(s) badly miscalculated his value last offseason and unbelievably turned down a deal that no other team would've ever given him. And then magnified that miscalculation by doing this.

I'm no cynic. I'm a realist. Thus, let me be frank: I cannot foresee a scenario where Dunta Robinson is plying his trade in Reliant Stadium next year. Unless it's as an opposing player. Or working at a concession stand, which, given his body of work this season, could be a viable option.

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Dunta is scrawling “Please?!” underneath Rick’s name on the right shoe.

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 4, 2010 2:19 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Agreed Tim

But seriously, I finally finish typing a comment in EHTR’s post regarding this….and you trump him with a main-page post. Stop screwing with me on a Monday. Not cool, man.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 4, 2010 2:36 PM CST reply actions  

My Bad, Shake

Didn’t even see EHTR’s FanPost until I finished posting mine.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 4, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Please consider a victory Thursday your pennance

Also, it never hurts to have multiple posts pointing out the new hypocrisy that Dunta is wearing.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 4, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Did he write anything

on the hypocrisy?

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 4, 2010 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

he had it stitched in

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 4, 2010 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice venom, Timothy!

Popped the cap on a zima already?? Better be careful with that!

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Jan 4, 2010 2:39 PM CST reply actions  

Re: Zima

Indeed. Have to make sure I save enough for Thursday night’s coronation.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 4, 2010 2:42 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

That could be awkward.

After all, when “Scott” appears, he claims to be a Kentucky fan. Maybe just stick to Bushmills and Coors Light Thursday.

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 4, 2010 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

ha!

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Jan 5, 2010 4:23 AM CST up reply actions  

I didn't cry watching Old Yeller as a kid

I’ve got extra bullets in the closet.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 4, 2010 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd, but

I know damn well you cried at the end of Old Yeller.

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 5, 2010 8:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I Cry

At the very thought of the end of Old Yeller. When it comes to dogs, I’m as soft as it gets.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 5, 2010 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Ricky approves this post

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 5, 2010 10:17 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I didn't cry at the end of old yeller...

But I DID cry when Mad Max’s dog gets killed.
Go figure.

I guess it’s more important to have man’s best friend in a post-apocalyptic world than a farm/ranch…

Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 5, 2010 10:48 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Hold up

Old Yeller saved the kids from a damned rabid wolf and had to be put down because of it. Max’s dog would have to have jumped in front of the boomerang that Wez throws back at the feral kid, thereby saving both the kid and Toady’s fingers, to trump Yeller.

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 5, 2010 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

But... the loss is greater.

The kids lost their dog, they still have each other and their family in general.

Mad Max had NOTHING but his dog. If one kid survived, but saw his family killed in front of him, and THEN his dog died— that’d be the equivalent of Mad Max’s emotional loss.

Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 5, 2010 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Except

Max’s dog was a pussy. It got shot trying to fight someone off. Old Yeller won his fight, with a rapid wolf no less. Bad ass dog saves kids, kids have to kill dog as result > Weirdo in post-apocalyptic Australia has a dog who can’t even fight.

(I say all of this tongue-in-cheek of course. I’m such a softy for dogs that even the ASPCA commercials can make me tear up.)

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 6, 2010 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Aren't all wolves rapid? They SEEM pretty fast and agile.

I suppose you could fight a fat, lazy wolf…..but then that wouldn’t be much a wolf.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

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by TexansForever on Jan 6, 2010 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

HA

Nice catch

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 6, 2010 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

All this

Simply because of the reason I gave for me having no problem putting down Dunta.

Awesome.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 6, 2010 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

This is the greatest picture

in the history of mankind.

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 7, 2010 8:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I Hate

Those damn ASPCA commercials. Have to change the channel immediately every time.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 9, 2010 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

We've been throwing this idea around.

After Dunta’s injury, a lot of us were saying that we’d like to move him as a FS.

I think he’s better suited as a towel boy though.

by Jordann on Jan 4, 2010 2:41 PM CST reply actions  

Oh yeah.... Let's get him back here

 to start the season off badly again. It took him a few games to get back in shape and then on top of that he ended the season poorly. He only says that now since we are a winning team. I guess he thought Bill Belichick might want him since he likes other teams players.

We’d be better off going after big powerful DT and another safety. BTW, why have we had safety problems every year that I can remember since Marcus Coleman was here?

by JohnBinATX on Jan 4, 2010 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

I'll say it right now...

I do see a scenario where he is in a Texans uniform in 2010, and I would probably say I’m 60% sure I’ll see something from Tim about his re-signing and calling for Smith’s head.

I see him signing a 3 year deal with an option for years 4 and 5…maybe even incentive bonuses.

DeMeco and Pollard will be re-signed……OD probably franchised…dunno what happens to KW, not like he earned a big time contract.

by TexansDC on Jan 4, 2010 3:28 PM CST reply actions  

Re: 60% Sure
“I would probably say I’m 60% sure I’ll see something from Tim about his re-signing and calling for Smith’s head.”

Unless Dunta was willing to take a massive pay cut (e.g., getting paid CB2 or, more accurately, CB3 money), you have probably gauged my immediate reaction correctly, though I’m more likely to express complete disbelief in the initial post after said hypothetical move.

Fortunately, I cannot imagine Dunta willingly agreeing to a deal commensurate with his abilities, especially after turning $23 mil down and making almost $10 mil this past season.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 4, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

This remains my biggest fear

Sometimes I wake up screaming “BREAK THE PEN RICK! BREAK THE PEN!” and right after Dunta signs his name to the deal he takes out his shoes and says “This worked so well, I’m going to ask DeMeco to wear these every game of next season.”

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter

by riversmccown on Jan 4, 2010 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

KW

After seeing JJ play this year, I think he’s our WR2 opening day 2010.

I think we re-sign KW if he’s cheap, but I think he’s backing up JJ if that happens.

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 4, 2010 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I see JJ more as a WR3

KW is a much better blocker and a possession receiver (he is white after all). JJ has talent, but I don’t see him playing the same role that KW did.

To be fair to JJ, I wanted him gone in the offseason, but he proved me wrong. His touchdown/reception ratio has to be insane.

The Texans.

by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 5, 2010 4:30 AM CST up reply actions  

We might have already covered this...

but is it possible for a black guy to be a possession receiver?

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 5, 2010 8:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Art Monk

One of the best possession recievers in the history of football, he probably ran a 4.8 or something but caught everything near him and was the best route runner in the league during his time bar none…. And he was a black guy.

by Bryan72076 on Jan 5, 2010 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

And Alvin Harper.

I think I remember seeing both of them taking quick slants to the house, though. Dunno.
Mushin Muhammad?

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Jan 5, 2010 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I know that *technically* it's possible

My question is whether announcers/analysts are allowed to refer to black guys as “possession receivers.” You know, in the same way that only white guys can be “gritty” or “scrappy.”

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 5, 2010 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

That would be against NFL Rules.

Roger Goddell will fine them if they refer to a black guy as gritty or scrappy.

by Jordann on Jan 5, 2010 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Bobby Engram was labeled a possession receiver.

For the Seahawks so was, in an earlier time, Brian Blades. Both of them lived on grit and scrap…

Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 5, 2010 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Keyshawn Johnson & Marques Colston to name a few

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2010 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Harold Carmichael

Haywood Jeffires (spelled correctly FTW!) – even though he usually dropped a good 25% every damn year.

But they aren’t gritty. Definitely not gritty.

I so love playing off stereotypes. Now, to take my German ass and go invade somebody’s country.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 5, 2010 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I love you

for spelling Jeffires correctly. Now, just get him to pronounce it correctly.

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 5, 2010 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I guarantee he ran faster than 4.8

He kicked my butt in the high hurdles enough….he was a fast dude.

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Jan 6, 2010 9:02 AM CST up reply actions  

blackness aside

and even TD ratio aside, dude had a sick first down ratio.

I think every play he made was big.

And I’m no expert, but his route running at the end of the season looked like a real NFL wideout to me.

We don’t have many 3 WR sets when OD is on the field, so I like him at WR2, and when Kubiak asks, thats my recommendation.

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 5, 2010 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Doesn't sound like DRob realizes he is one of the lowest ranked CB's in the league

but in the unlikely event that he DID, and then agree to play for a minimal base with some incentives would that be worth exploring? I lean toward it would, and really Rick Smith has very little to lose by approaching him with a reality based contract.

I hesitate to say anything positive about Dunta, but that very physical tackle he made on Sammy Morris in the last series yesterday reminded me of the pre-injury hard tackling player that was a team leader.

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Jan 4, 2010 3:36 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah

Is Dunta saying this cuz he knows he sucked this year? Do you think he’s got that ability of self-awareness?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 4, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I think that deep inside he knows that he did not play like a franchise player

and certainly knows that he is not worth $10 mil next season. His ego won’t let him say it in those exact words, but he HAS to know that he was continually getting burned in pass coverage this season. He’s likely trying to do/say whatever it takes to get the best possible offer from Rick in the near future. I’m positive that Rick hasn’t forgotten alll of Dunta’s nonsense, and no way is he going to offer him over-market value money again. I say a base near the minimum with incentives is what Dunta has "earned’.

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Jan 4, 2010 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Move him to FS & give him a pay cut, & I can live with that

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Jan 5, 2010 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Another issue to consider...

How he’ll act when he’s not even starting anymore.
Not only will Rick have to take him a deal that a CB3 would get, but he’s also gotta tell him to keep his trap shut when he’s not with the starting unit anymore, which I pray to God he won’t be.

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Jan 5, 2010 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

can only be a good thing

can he play worse?

can he try less than he did against the j-e-t-s?

And a backup that sucks/doesn’t try/quits is much better than a starting CB1 who does the same for a whole year.

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 5, 2010 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm all for letting him go as long as we can find a comparable replacement.

Like BFD…..or maybe Chris.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Jan 4, 2010 3:42 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Or Stephen Hawking

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 4, 2010 3:46 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Nah

He sucks.

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 4, 2010 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Very kind words coming from you.

This is Matt Stevens that we’re talking about.

by Jordann on Jan 4, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn !

Got here too late to make the Matt Stevens reference.

You are banned from Music City Miracles.
Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.

by CFHTim on Jan 4, 2010 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Only if Chris is high

If he’s sober, then no way.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 4, 2010 3:46 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

IF we resigned him...

Could you move him to FS? Does anybody see him doing well at the position?

by Jahon on Jan 4, 2010 3:46 PM CST reply actions  

Ideally you would like a little more size at that position

but that same idea has been brought up here many times. Seems the BRB consensus is that he has worn out his welcome here. Will be interesting to see what Smithiak do.

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Jan 4, 2010 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Size

And tackling ability.

The Texans.

by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 5, 2010 4:31 AM CST up reply actions  

His last tackle of the season knocked Sammy Morris out of the game

Even though time was at a premium, slowly and with difficulty Sammy dragged himself to the sidelines. Sure we didn’t see enough of that kind of play from Dunta this season, but that hit was reminiscent of pre-injury Dunta. Will he be a step quicker and a hitter like the young Dunta next year? Who the hell knows. I still think Rick should offer a low base + incentives. Dunta will probably turn it down and some other team will foolishly waste cap space by signing him to more money than he’s worth. If there is a cap next year, that would be a slight win for Rick Smith. Sans cap, it probably doesn’t matter unless he signs a ridiculous multiyear deal which would, in the grand NFL cap scheme, be a win for Rick Smith.

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Jan 5, 2010 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

take the year off

then realize you aren’t gonna get duckets from anyone as a UFA and play your ass off in the last game, then beg for a contract, any contract from the team you pissed on all offseason / season long.

Rick Smith won’t be fooled.

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 5, 2010 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

When?

Can we start resigning players?

by Jahon on Jan 4, 2010 3:47 PM CST reply actions  

After F-tag deadline...I think

This year, the last F-tag day was on Feb 19th.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 4, 2010 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotcha.

So roughly we can start now until F-tag day? Or am I off?

by Jahon on Jan 4, 2010 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope...

Other way around. I believe FA opens right after the F-Tag deadline. So call it mid-late February or early March.

They have to let all the teams get through the playoffs and SB….can’t really start before that.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 4, 2010 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Ya know...

DeMeco sure handled himself amicably this year. He wanted a big contract. He said so. He showed up for training camp. He is a team captain. He played like one. He helped a rookie fit in and become an incredible player. He made the pro bowl and helped the rookie make it too.

What. A. Badass.

I say give HIM a new contract and forget about Dunta.

by WhiskeyR on Jan 4, 2010 5:12 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Dunta

I totally agree, wouldn’t hurt my feelings for him to “shine” in some other city. I’ sure we could put his 10 mil to good use elsewhere.

by kats67 on Jan 4, 2010 5:36 PM CST reply actions  

Re-sign Meco!!

and along with him OD and Kay dub! Drop all the Cookie Chrisps/Krisps! if Doonta comes back i say offer him a measly 1 mil for next year with an team option at upping it to 4 mil in 2011.
ADD MOMENT: Why is it that the past years Kris Brown couldn’t miss a fg but when the game/season is on the line this year he cant hit the fat lady at the opera from pt blank range?

Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Jan 4, 2010 5:36 PM CST reply actions  

He kicked for 7 years

with basically no pressure on him.

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by CFHTim on Jan 4, 2010 6:12 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

seriously

how many “biggest games in franchise history” did we have this year?

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 4, 2010 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

By My Count

A cool 16.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 4, 2010 8:31 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

I think you’re right. I’m pretty sure every game was our biggest.

by distant_texans_fan on Jan 4, 2010 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Son of a bitch

I never even considered this aspect of it. (Seriously, no sarcasm)

I think you are on to something with this theory.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 4, 2010 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Not so sure about that

He gave us our only ever win against the Colts. And that kick against Green Bay last year was pretty clutch.

The Texans.

by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 5, 2010 4:40 AM CST up reply actions  

True

But even the GB kick was only to get us to 8-8, when 10-6 was required for the playoffs.

And it only seems like Kris went Lidge on us after we got to an unheralded 5-3 this year. But someone less lazy would have to actually go through the game logs to check my claim.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 5, 2010 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

don’t think so. He missed a couple early, including one in the Arizona game.

by nolander on Jan 5, 2010 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Please

Quit letting small things like facts ruin this theory. Thank you in advance.

-Management

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 5, 2010 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

here we go

http://www.nfl.com/players/krisbrown/gamelogs?id=BRO521985

Missed one in three straight weeks against Oak, Cle, and Ari, although 2 of those were blocked. I have to wonder if thats on Meyers. I remember wondering earlier this year of all the blocks where ruining his confidence. He had another one blocked against Sea. Things didn’t really go fully downhill until he missed the kick against Ind at the end of the game, which would have been a clutch kick.

by nolander on Jan 5, 2010 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't fault Kris for the blocked kicks

So, my point is still a little valid regarding the 5-3 thing.

If you’re going to develop the Tin Cup shanks, then Lidge-style is one hell of a path to follow.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 5, 2010 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

don't automatically remove the blocks

from Kris.

They could be woefully mis-hit low, for example. I’m willing to bet the one that wasn’t blocked by the 7’9" AZ dude was KB’s fault.

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 5, 2010 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm.. Is that 6'8"

Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 5, 2010 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow...

accidental post.. 6’8" Calais Campbell you are referring to? Just curious.

Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 5, 2010 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

but he plays taller

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 5, 2010 10:09 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

hmm, that reminds me...
Or working at a concession stand, which, given his body of work this season, could be a viable option.

Bob Barker agrees.

“The price is wrong, bitch!”

by grungedave on Jan 4, 2010 7:17 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Just so you know

Any HG reference will always get a Rec from me.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 4, 2010 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

stop the bus...

and let cunta a.k.a shitlocks off this muh fukker.

Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
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by chrisd21 on Jan 4, 2010 9:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

if we can get him for a decent (lower price) i'd be all over him

as a number 2 CB. bitch and moan all we want, he’s arguably the best CB on the roster but that just speaks volume about our CB Talent.

Looking forward to not having an 8-8 year!

by BattleRedHusker on Jan 4, 2010 10:39 PM CST reply actions  

Real coaching for Bennett and I'd put him there, too

Remember that a large part of the problem is scheme. Reeves and Bennett aren’t zone DBs, while I just don’t think it matters with Dunta anymore.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 5, 2010 7:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Dunta isn't a zone DB

And he’s not a man DB
But other than that, he’s fucking fantastic.

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 5, 2010 8:25 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

yeah, like

when the QB throws the ball right to him, he can pick it off.

Nope, can’t even do that.

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 5, 2010 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

He's better than Bennett

And virtually no one else.

The Texans.

by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 5, 2010 4:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Correctamundo

duder.

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 5, 2010 8:24 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Or duderino

If you’re not into that whole brevity thing.

The Texans.

by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 5, 2010 9:55 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Quoting the dude

Will always get you a rec’d from me

by Jordann on Jan 5, 2010 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

conversation with dunta & the DB coach.

dunta: “so how did i do this year coach?”
coach: “can we get just a little more talent out of u? that would be awesome…”

Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21

by chrisd21 on Jan 5, 2010 10:03 AM CST reply actions  

OT

As a way side note, my old fave oilzwell got banned from MCM. No point here. I just think it’s frickin’ hilarious.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 5, 2010 10:17 AM CST reply actions  

Yes

And one of the worst all-time trolls.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 5, 2010 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

What a fuggin Looser

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 5, 2010 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

What did he do?

Other than suck at life, I mean.

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 5, 2010 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

The mod deleted the comment

So no idea.

Oh, and the reason I saw it is because Shake really did flag tGC’s post of Carr the other day. Freakin’ awesome.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 5, 2010 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

HILARITY.

Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
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by chrisd21 on Jan 5, 2010 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm a lot of things

But I am usually not a liar.

And that picture was Inappropriate.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 5, 2010 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

You got wood, didn't you?

It’s OK. You’re among friends.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 5, 2010 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I always mix this up,

but is that Blue Steel or El Tigre?

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 5, 2010 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Bottom Shake

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 5, 2010 12:13 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

He's turning left

So it has to be Blue Steel, amirite?

The Texans.

by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 5, 2010 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Flagged!

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 5, 2010 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Thought you would like that

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 5, 2010 12:26 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Seriously, dude

I nearly pissed myself from laughing so hard.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 5, 2010 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Unlike my work goals

I can check this one off as completed.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 5, 2010 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Green'd!

My hair looks good in this picture.

by Jordann on Jan 5, 2010 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow.

That’s amazing. I was hoping he would show his face around here after he went on and on about how the Tits were going to finish ahead of us this year, etc.

To no one’s surprise, however, he didn’t. That would require a certain amount of class. Or at least two consecutive meth-free days to round up enough cogent thought to remember how to operate a web-browser.

The Texans.

by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 5, 2010 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

one year in a row

we finished ahead of the tits.

We need to keep this thing going.

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 5, 2010 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Totally agree

And you know they will be coming back next year with a vengeance. It’s just that he was such a douche after the MNF game, talking all this smack about how the Titans were going to finish higher than us in the standings, etc. He did the same thing before the first Tits game and then didn’t have the balls to come and take his lumps after the game.

Unsurprisingly he doesn’t have the balls to come here either.

The Texans.

by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 6, 2010 1:37 AM CST up reply actions  

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