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Jive Five Call for Contenders: The Worst Moment of the 2009 Season?

 

Yes, I am blatantly ripping off lifehacker.com, so don't ask.  (Note: Love that site!)

Nothing I can think of would ever beat the infamous Rosencopter of 2008, but what was your worst moment of 2009?  Below is a list of possibilities, but please add your own or comment about ones you think should be at the top.  In a couple of days, we'll vote on the season's worst moment.  After this, we'll do the same for the season's best moment.  Here are some of my thoughts in chronological order:

1. Kris Jenkins ragdolls Chris Myers

2. Mark Sanchez, aka "Poisy McPoise" or "Browning Nagle," converts all 86 3rd downs against us in Week 1 as the rookie QB spanks us on our home turf (it was actually 10-18, but it felt like all of them were converted.

3. Chris Johnson is invisible!

4. Chris Brown, noted goal-line back, fumbles into the end-zone against Jacksonville.

5. Chris Brown, noted goal-line back, stuffed by the Cards.

6. Owen Daniels injured in Week 8 versus the Bills.

7. Ryan Moats "fumble" at the Colts' 1 in Week 9.

8. Kris Brown, Part 1 (Colts).

9. Kris Brown, Part 2 (BE-SFs).

10. Chris "Nuke LaLoosh" Brown, noted golden-armed QB.

Which of these 10 deserve to move on the the Final 5 worst plays for your JUGGERNAUT in 2009?  And what suggestions might you have?

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I’d move 4, 7, 8, & 9 into the next round. I’ll have to revive some dead brain cells and try to remember if there are any other moments worth voting as SUCK.

Oh, and if we had lost in week 2 because of that CJ play….then I would vote for it. But we won. And that game may have contributed to actually searching for a SS (Pollard). So it doesn’t sting that bad.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 6, 2010 2:24 PM CST reply actions  

CJ being invisible!

That has to be one of the most retarded defesive plays ever in the history of the NFL.

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by BigNate7 on Jan 6, 2010 2:25 PM CST reply actions  

#10

better be in the final 5.

No matter whose fault it was.

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 6, 2010 2:31 PM CST reply actions  

Hmm

3 and 10 are a cut above for me, since those are mistakes that should be fireable offenses on the spot.

9 goes above 8, since I’m willing to give a kicker a little slack…Brown practically cost us the second BE-SF game all by himself.

I’ll take 4 over 5 since if Brown had held onto the ball we’d at least have more end zone chances in the Jacksonville game.

Finally, to be representative of this team’s failures, I nominate Dunta Robinson’s complete lack of effort to try to tackle Justin Forsett on the 40+ yard screen in the second half of the Seattle game, as well as the biggest failure of the Red Carpet zone: Kurt Warner taking over from midfield and needing just 3 passes to score a touchdown with 1:14 on the clock.

So my picks:
1) 3
2) 10
3) 9
4) 4
5) Dunta completely not giving a shit against Seattle

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by riversmccown on Jan 6, 2010 2:31 PM CST reply actions  

Seattle?

How about the J-E-T-S where he admitted he wasn’t really trying?

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 6, 2010 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I was really trying to limit it to one play

There are probably quite a few better collective Dunta fails.

But the lack of effort he showed on that play made me reply to my own post in the game thread, which is pretty indicative.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter

by riversmccown on Jan 6, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

but did you

rec your own post?

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 6, 2010 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sure how that's possible

If it is I’d use those powers to go rec that Schaubenfraude comment up another notch

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by riversmccown on Jan 6, 2010 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Patrick Willis

can do it.

Ask him to help you.

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 6, 2010 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not even close

Got to be the pass by Chris Brown… though the Jenkins vs. Baby Seal play is both sad AND hilarious, plus is a great visual example of one of the huge problems this team has.’

My picks to move to next round:

1
3
5
9
10

by HoustonDiehards on Jan 6, 2010 2:36 PM CST reply actions  

I'll suggest a new one

having anyone name (kris) Chris Brown on the roster!!!!!!

You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB

by Texans-Brocos on Jan 6, 2010 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

Hmm..

In Chris Meyers defense…please point me to a center that DIDN’T get raped by Kris Jenkins before his injury.

As for the top 5….

3
4
8
9
10

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Jan 6, 2010 3:46 PM CST reply actions  

You can never take chris meyers side

Kris Jenkins can rape who ever he wants, but it’s not going to be the center of the Houston texans ever again. ( same thing next year when he is still starting though in, you know, reality)

by AllenOU on Jan 6, 2010 5:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

There's regular rape and there's "raped with an angry badger."

Kris gave the run-of-the-mill violation to most centers. A single bitchslap that renders your opponent beyond helpless is badger rape.

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 6, 2010 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Obviously he is using better gear. Myers just needs to raid more.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Jan 6, 2010 6:12 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Johnson's take the cake

The Moats fumble makes me cringe the most because we had a chance to defeat the undefeated, but personally every one of the Kris/Chris Johnson plays killed me more when you consider W’s and L’s. I don’t dislike either player…Kris is having a rough year and Chris…well, we got better later on didn’t we? That goal line thing against Arizona wouldn’t have happened later in the season when our offensive line got pissed off and started playing like a real squad. The fumble wouldn’t have happened either because that was before we discovered Foster was pretty darn good…and perhaps before Moats started to get frequent reps. I can’t recall. All I know is that if the Texans had this year to do all over again, they’d get Kris a shrink, Chris a set of sticky gloves and shove a rocket in his butt, and they’d be playing Foster from game 1.

All in all it was a productive season. Our O-line was very impressive in the second half, our running game showed some guts late, our D was outstanding after the first …what, 4 or 5 games of the season when it was one big play after another. Other than those plays though our D still wasn’t bad. Amazing how positive my view is of your defense today looking back at those first few games. If the Texans can show some nuts like they did against the Pats and bring that type of intensity to the game, I’m thinking the Texans will be show stoppers next year. The league will be buzzing over how dominate the Texans are.

Lord that last game was killer. From crying to staring slack jawed at the radio listening to the announcers scream and cheer and raise hell.

I really enjoy the camera on Kubiak when he can’t bare to watch the crucial plays…

Ok, I’ve said my piece on this year. Time to go back and taunt the Colts fans for their team booting us from the playoffs. Cincinnati deserves to be taunted as well but when the Jets beat them next week that will be good enough. And if the fates are with us hopefully the Jets will meet the Colts and eliminate them as well. Oh how sweet would that be?

by Peckerwood on Jan 6, 2010 3:52 PM CST reply actions  

I... think...

I think you mean Brown. The only Johnson on our team is a God of Football.

by Karsh on Jan 6, 2010 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

not a play but....

The Worst Moment of the 2009 Season has to be the way that cunta handled his contract negotiations. in the process, he may have written his ticket out of houston.
“pay me rick” now should read “rick please let me stay”

Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
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by chrisd21 on Jan 6, 2010 4:11 PM CST reply actions  

owen getting hurt

4 game losing streak

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Jan 6, 2010 4:28 PM CST reply actions  

Dearest CFHTim

Please stop breaking the Interwebz.

Your friend,
bfd

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 6, 2010 5:09 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

My Bad.

You are banned from Music City Miracles.
Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.

by CFHTim on Jan 6, 2010 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

OD injury was the worst

Because of how awesome he has been playing, and it happened at the WORST possible time of the season

2. Signing of Bryan Russell

3. Bryon Russell actually playing in a real game

4. Chris brown half ass pass. Omfg

5. Invisible CJ
" oh. Oh. And NO ONE is covering him…..TD"

we did get pollard though

by AllenOU on Jan 6, 2010 5:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Gotta be #9

The offense did a great job getting us into position to tie that game up, and for the second week in a row, Kris Brown shit the bed. The worst part was that every inch of me knew he was going to miss it too.

  1. seems to be a bit overblown in my book. After the pick, it ended up being a four-point swing, tops. Yea, we lost by a field-goal. But the game most likely plays out differently if that isn’t ruled a fumble and they score the TD instead. I just don’t think you can point to something that happened so early in the game as a season-killing moment.

by Nashmeister on Jan 6, 2010 5:36 PM CST reply actions  

Weird.

That “1.” should read “#7”.

Oh, and agreed, Allen. Brian Russell is fail personified.

by Nashmeister on Jan 6, 2010 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta be 10.

3 was horrible but we won that game at least.

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Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.

by CFHTim on Jan 6, 2010 5:41 PM CST reply actions  

Where's the moment

when Patrick Willis single-handedly defeated the Texans, cancer, and Level 8-4 King Koopa? That was the worst for me.

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 6, 2010 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

worst moment of 09?

the big blue boob incident.

Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21

by chrisd21 on Jan 6, 2010 6:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

good one

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 6, 2010 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed

You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB

by Texans-Brocos on Jan 6, 2010 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

4, 5, 8, 9, 10.

Basically if it had the words Chris, Kris or Brown it was BAD.

by jagur12 on Jan 6, 2010 7:26 PM CST reply actions  

This post was a half back pass attempt at your worst moment

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by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 6, 2010 7:45 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

You're not allowed to vote

And you’re also banned unless you trade us MJD for Chris Brown. Brown’s versa-tile!

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 6, 2010 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Why not throw hemroids in there with it?

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by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 6, 2010 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Done!

Though you’ll find that demand redundant once you watch more Chris Brown.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 6, 2010 8:24 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

haaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21

by chrisd21 on Jan 7, 2010 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Ranked according to the fury and agony that my soul felt:

1) OD getting injured. I was strongly hoping that his injury won’t affect us as bad but it was actually crucial. With OD, chances are we win one of those ill fated 4 games and make the playoffs.

2) The half-back pass—I remember that as if it was yesterday. My feed was a few seconds late so I first saw the comments here on BRB. Among the rain of F-bombs, one person said “They are mocking us”. I thought it was a fumble..little did I know.

3) Kris Brown vs the Tits—it took me about 15 minutes to realize that the game was over and that we lost.

4) Chris Brown vs Jax—ah the soul pain and heartache that this play caused…

5) Kris Brown vs Pats—catastrophic performance on possibly the game of the season for us

by RocketsAstros on Jan 6, 2010 8:18 PM CST reply actions  

hmmm

The name “Chris Brown” alone should be #s 1-3, the “pass” being the worst

but for #11 should be the referees’ dumbass PI call against Frenchy during the 2nd Colts game.

by grungedave on Jan 6, 2010 9:21 PM CST reply actions  

good one

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 6, 2010 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

*blows whistle*

double dribble sir…
 
good one
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 6, 2010 6:52 PM CST

and……..
 
good one
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 6, 2010 9:30 PM CST

Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21

by chrisd21 on Jan 7, 2010 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

HA!

In other news, I re-watched Harlem Nights last night for the first time in a while. Damn I love Richard Pryor.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 7, 2010 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Redd Foxx

is the star of that movie. “She’ll bury your drawers in the yard and you won’t be able to come out the house.” “Drink the swallow and shut the fuck up!”

Though Eddie’s “you’ll be the nine-toe-havinest bitch in Harlem” always slays me.

Jim Caldwell delenda est.

by MDC on Jan 7, 2010 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Bless Redd Foxx's smutty soul.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 7, 2010 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

or the OPI

v. JAX – 1

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 6, 2010 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Was feeling pretty good

about the way the season ended. Now, I’m on suicide watch again. Thanks, dick.

380 lbs of pure pirogi

by LoneSpot on Jan 7, 2010 1:12 AM CST reply actions  

sorry

I was/am definitely worried about this possibility, but that’s also why I decided to go with worst moment first. Hopefully, the best moment will return you to your warm fuzzing fuzzies.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 7, 2010 7:44 AM CST up reply actions  

6, 10, 7, 5,

and i have to throw in there: stevie wonder being gone for the season as well…

by turnip73 on Jan 7, 2010 1:18 AM CST reply actions  

For non-Texans fans

if they watched just these highlights, you’d of thought we were a 2 or 3 win team this season. Ugly.

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by Mike Kerns on Jan 7, 2010 7:53 AM CST reply actions  

good post

the two PI’s were huge, definitely.

I’m not sure DR is back next season, however. I think the damage has been done.

Now had he had a decent year….

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Jan 7, 2010 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Well said steph.

and also rec for the Pulp Fiction reference.

by Jordann on Jan 7, 2010 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

told ya'll!

Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21

by chrisd21 on Jan 7, 2010 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

that im hawt like fiyah.

Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21

by chrisd21 on Jan 7, 2010 6:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Hahahaha!

No I wouldn’t say that, but I forgot to also mention that horrible moment in the Colts home game that happened RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SEATS. 4th Q. Dunta gets a hard hit, celebrates with a bunch of the defense, The Peyton lines up his offense and snaps it before most of the Texans are set.

That my friends is what is most politely termed “A Learning Experience.” The Texans defense will likely never do that ever again. Of course, the words I was using at the time it happened were not very polite.

by StephS on Jan 9, 2010 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Not to mention

Addai still caught the ball, so I’m not sure what Dunta was preening about.

I always assumed "You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" would be some sort of country music diss track. Live and learn, I guess.

by MDC on Jan 9, 2010 9:55 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Coulda, woulda, should

1. The entire Jets game should be number one. To start the season like that was putrid and felt worse in Week17.
2. Half back option “pass”: usually a bad play is followed by “Oh no” not WTF
3. PI against Jacques Reeves – ’nuf said
4. Jacksonville fumble
5. Arizona goal line stand
6. Pick 6, Pick 6, Pick 6 (okay, maybe JJ fault)

It’s amazing how much of the season’s badness is the result of “Chris/Kris”. Nothing against the name, did I mention my son’s name is chris?

And now we have to await 8 more months…

by shortenuf on Jan 7, 2010 2:03 PM CST reply actions  

1, 3, 5, 8, 10

I always assumed "You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" would be some sort of country music diss track. Live and learn, I guess.

by MDC on Jan 7, 2010 2:31 PM CST reply actions  

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