Jive Five Call for Contenders: The Worst Moment of the 2009 Season - Voting Time!

for not tagging KB Shankapottamus before you did, simply because I laugh every damn time I see that commercial. Well played, and that is now his official name as far as I’m concerned. tGC, add it to the glossary, please.

Oh, and I voted for Brown’s J’ville fumble simply because that was, iirc, right after he’d been named “GOALLINE BACK WITH AMAZING GOALLINE ABILITY TO GET THE BALL ACROSS THE GOALLINE” over Stevie Wonder. Oh, irony, you can be a cruel bitch.

Why the fuck not.

Because at that particular moment, I felt asbsolutely ILL.

Becuase there weren’t a whole lot of specific plays that could match up with the suckitude of the first 4 moments, just an entire year of fuck ups and sucking. Although there is the time he put that hit on Addai and was like “wat I’m da bomb everyone look at me running around like a moron” and Manning was like “lol wtf you are running around like a moron” and then they snapped the ball and no one was ready and then I wanted to kill myself.

Because that moment made me sicker than the Rosencopter. I literally was ill for several days after that event.

Fuck you, Kris Brown. Fuck you all to hell.

But… I still say the PI call against Frenchy deserves more attention

Im tired of the negativity.

But the HB pass is light years ahead of the other options.

Lined up for an easy kick. MNF for all the world to see. Shanks FTW… or the L, however you want to look at it.

I still gotta vote for CJ. How you don’t cover their best player is just beyond my belief.

The Jets finished 9–7, but missed the playoffs, in part because of a somewhat curious call by Parcells against the Detroit Lions. Parcells had Leon Johnson throw a halfback option, which was intercepted.

They went 12-4 the next year. Interesting… very interesting.

Doonta… and until he proves to me that he can play football at a professional level again I will continue to pronounce his name like it is spelled and not like Dante the great comedic poet. I mean come on he turned down a $23 paycheck instead gets an almost $10 mil paycheck then gets played like a junior high schooler on a Big XII team. Hey Doonta, PAY ME!!!!