Open Game Day Thread: Giants v. Texans, MK. 3rd Quarter
by riversmccown on Oct 10, 2010 1:33 PM CDT
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PrintKubiak: "This is my latest invention. A device that lets anyone sound exactly like me!"
Texans fans everywhere: "Good news everyone! I'm a horses butt!"
Kubiak: "I am?!? That's not good news at all!"
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Can't believe it....
Oh wait rule #2 right
by BleedBattleRed on Oct 10, 2010 1:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
The truth of this statement
Is undeniable.
Should i
Stop watching and do something productive or hold out hope that the Texans can make a great comeback???
by Holy Germ on Oct 10, 2010 1:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
The commentators are even ragging on the Texans. It’s like “do something cause what you’re doing now on both D and O ain’t working!”.
by Holy Germ on Oct 10, 2010 1:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Do something productive
For your sanity’s sake.
I love
That we’re making Hakeen Nicks look like a hall of famer.
I’d never even heard of him before. Thank God he dropped a sure TD before the half. This is sad.
by Holy Germ on Oct 10, 2010 1:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He's their
First round pick from last year. He is ok. NC State College.
UNC not NC State
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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He had the Behind the Back catch for the Tar Heels a couple of years ago
It was on the ESPN highlights for ever.
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 10, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Frank Bush must go.
/stating the obvious
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 10, 2010 1:38 PM CDT reply actions
The only problem
Is that Kubiak is certain to replace him with someone equally incompetent.
I don't know who
But I’m sure he worked for the Broncos in the 90s.
Yeah. This could get ugly. Maybe the Giants will decide to rest their starters and put in the subs? Then the Texans can make it somewhat close and we’ll call it a moral victory.
by Holy Germ on Oct 10, 2010 1:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Fuck this.
Why am I staying up for this?
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 10, 2010 1:42 PM CDT reply actions
Fixed.
You’re a dumbass
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 10, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was referring to myself, of course.
Just wanted to be clear on that.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 10, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I expect our offense to struggle on occasion
but our defense is bad every game, and we can’t expect to win the division with a defense this bad. The Giants are just pushing them up and down the field at will every series. Jackson has been extremely unimpressive so far this year. He looks lost out there.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
Turk had a few
Decent punts. So there’s that.
a good sign of trouble
when punting is our highlight of the day.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
Reminds me
Of the early franchise years. “At least our special teams look good!” Oh god…we’re doomed!
Owen Daniels isn't total shit!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 10, 2010 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Which looks worse?
Our defense or that movie Red?
Texans fan.
Okay Just my Take...
1. Offense needs to pull some guards and run inside with another back
2. Defense should take advantage by running outside blitz pacakges
3. Both sides of the ball needs to get agressive…
4. The secret to beating NYG is to get to Manning and rattle him…. he will give you the ball after that
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
4 is true
We are doing none of that, though. He has all day. Since what we are doing is not working, why haven’t we tried running a blitz or ten? Get him on the ground.
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Problem
This requires a pass rush and a secondary that doesn’t leave multiple receivers open every play.
A misconception about the defense for this game...
I’ve watched Cushing blitz 3 or 4 times. Every time he’s been stuffed at the line or over-pursued a run. In other words…the guy they were hoping to get some pressure, hasn’t.
Bleach doesn’t work on the brain does it?
by BleedBattleRed on Oct 10, 2010 1:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Doesn't Kubiak remind you of the Brain
From the Pinky and the Brain cartoon… major fail daily…
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Wouldnt he be Pinky?
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Drinking game
For the second half: Everytime a Giants player catches a ball 5 yards away from the nearest Texan, take a shot. Call the ER in advance.
At some point, with all the Talent we have on defense
we have to blame the coaching. I think we’re there.
Talent does help if you're stoopid!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
There is a silver lining...
Look at the bright side…maybe Frank Bush will get fired after they hang 40 on us today…
by Mike Kerns on Oct 10, 2010 1:45 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
that would
require a competent replacement on staff.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
Or just a willingness
to hire some random fucker off the street.
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
If we do who do we hire to replace him?
I would like to see Johnny Holland get a chance
hes our LBers coach
in case you have no idea who he is
My thought too. BUT who would take over? Thats what scares me: who Kubiak would choose
by Holy Germ on Oct 10, 2010 1:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Drinks of Choice everyone?
I’m going with a glass of Bulleit Bourbon. Delicious stuff – I highly recommend it.
Green is better, imo
Cost-to-taste value wise.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 10, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh
They sure have been making it difficult to be a Texans fan lately
Lately?
Has it ever been anything other than difficult?
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 10, 2010 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Dickerson was back out on the kickoff
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Now we do the thing we always do
and play one good half
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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We did this against the Cards
and almost took it to OT. No Chris Brown this year
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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Three and ...
out?
Is that legal?
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
come one this is the Texans
you know we are allowed at least one good half
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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Our line showing up finally
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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So I've decided......
Not to project my negative thinking on this thread to see if my positive thinking will somehow invoke a positive reaction on the team…..we’ll see how long that lasts!
KC actually threatining
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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When Jacoby's healthy...
He needs to be the #1 returner on punts and kicks.
"Lord, beer me strength."
BANNED!
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 10, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay something I just noticed...
Our guys play laterally, not vertically. They watch the ball throw and move laterally side to side to stay in front of the guy, instead of playing toward the ball/man. I know it seems like something little, but to me it seems…odd for a professional defense to do that. Very high school defense-ish.
What the fuck
was that Golic commercial? It almost looked like the set-up for an SNL skit.
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
Oh, we're behind by a lot
so let’s start actually playing well. You know, motivation and all…
Houston Texans Number One
Dear Moose,
Those people were grilling, not BBQing. STFU.
Love,
MDC
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
If the Texans really wanted to chase excess people away from their tailgates
This game will be a boon for them.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
We did in the 2nd Quarter
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 10, 2010 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
<3
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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bout damn time
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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Wow didnt kno we could do that today
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
This is like me playing Madden.
-Bad play
-Bad play
-MIRACULOUS BOMB TO BEST PLAYER
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 10, 2010 1:53 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Wait...
We got a long pass successfully? No, my eyes must be fooling me.
Someone reminded Gary
Andre was in the game!
i give up
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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Wow.
Fuck.
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
OF COURSE!!!!!!
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
OF COURSE!!!!!!
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Oh yeh cause that wasn't the O lines fault
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He has a responsibility to either get rid of the football or at the very least hold on to it
He did neither.
He had time to do neither
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Rashad Butler got Duane'd there.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Does that mean...
that people will start talking about him as if he’s really good?
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
How is that getting sloppy?
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SEND BFD IN AT QB....
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Matt already had
His mulligan today. We’re done.
our line is playing horrible
how is that his fault?
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It's really not
I’m just bitter and angry.
Anyone wanna write the lead in to the fourth quarter thread?
Might as well have something interesting going on here. Go for it. If I like it, I’ll use it.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Frank Bush sucks dick
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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COVER 2 DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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We told Kubiak the Frank Bush isn't a D-Cordinator
But would he listen??
NOOOOOOOOO!
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Oct 10, 2010 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Frank Bush still having a job after this??
Thats fucking gay!! That pisses me off!!!
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Dig the reference.
Really can’t use it unless it’s behind a cut though.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 10, 2010 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Sherrick McMannis
How I love thee!
There’s your intro!
cmon defense...
i know im prolly in a minority, but the G-Men arent THIS good, nor are we THAT bad. still plenty of time in the game. lets see if the defense can pick up a TO.
KP
I love the Pizza Hut commercials
“We made everything simpler to understand.”
Things were hard before? Are you serious? Did Frank Bush tell you that when he ordered?
SEND FAT BASTARD IN FOR THAT MATTER!!! and Mini ME at
Get into my belly!!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
What happened to Cushing "returning with a vengeance"?
so far he has… 3 tackles.
by goingforthecorner on Oct 10, 2010 1:57 PM CDT reply actions
rusty
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to be expected
just funny how people were “scared for the first QB he gets to face”.
With that said, he just made a good play.
by goingforthecorner on Oct 10, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
there ya go
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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NOW WHAT MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/hug
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Now I see...
why I never get a Texans game out here and I have to watch Wash-GB for the only game on Fox locally.
I knew that qb strip was gonna happen...
I called it right before it happened. I was like “just run the ball now”. We just got the big play from Andre, so just be patient. Of course, we’re an impatient team and we try to get two big plays in a row.
I thought it was gonna happen sooner
he never sees D-ends and he just stands there with the ball in one hand.
this game...
will be our arizona game last yr, where we may end up losing, but we fix our defense and get going in the second half. i mean if we can come back by 14 and 17 in the fourth in other games, we can come back by 21 with two more right?
KP
PICKMANNIS!
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
FUKCK YES
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HOLY SHIT YEESS
wow. maybe sherricks the answer?
KP
Giants like Washington... Let's see?
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
We made Manning cocky
He thinks he can complete every single pass. I guess pride is a flaw…
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LETS GO
texans O gonna be fired up. schaub needs to kick it to was mode
KP
THAT'S RACIST!
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
Why do they keep sucking Wards dick?
pissed because they wrote all their material around his triumphant return or something?
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Great.
That’s what we needed, Joel.
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
Nope
Crackback
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 10, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Run the hurry up ... The conditioning of Giants are suspect...
9 sacks in the first half only 1 in the second half….
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Schaub is taking a beating.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
what else is new?
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3rd and not 25
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Correct me if I'm wrong
We’ve run two screens so far?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
tried another and failed
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Three, I think
Two of them were for first downs. I don’t think we ran anymore after the last first down we got on it.
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Four attempted that I've seen.
Two successful. Foster got blown up on one and Schaub couldn’t complete the other.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Yes
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
It's been 4 down territory since the start of the second quarter.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 10, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Kubiak thinks you’re an idiot, though.
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
If I were anywhere near Kubiak right now
I’d be your avatar’ing him.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 10, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
go for it
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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ST is the highlight of the day.
So, why not?
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 10, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, might as well go for it on 4th down every time. Who cares if the G-men score 80… a loss is still a loss. I’d rather see them go for it on 4th and 20 then punt it. At least they’re trying to win.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Oct 10, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Awesome
That punt netted us 18 yards… one of our best plays of the game!
My dream Super Bowl XLV: Houston 52, Dallas 3.
Colts and Jags tied
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Kubiak is such a pussy.
I wish just once he’d do something unexpected. He’s the most predictable coach in the world.
That was the only time i wish he was predictable and would have called an actual running play.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Oct 10, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I had acoach tell our team once that he would never call us Pu$$y again. To quote: “You guys aren’t even Pu$$ies, because Pu$$ies are tough, they take a pounding bleed for a week at time and still come back for more! You guys can’t even do that!”
This game is killing his brain cells
Who can blame him?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 10, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Schaub has sucked most of this game...
And most of this season…
He has been fairly inaccurate on most of his passes most of the season. Yes, he’s had good passes that have been on the money, but it’s the consistency that has been lacking.
I’ve said it every game, and it’s held true again. The interception? Yeah, on Schaub. The second almost INT? Same.
Schaub isn’t bad, but he looks uncomfortable. He’s holding the ball too long. So what’s the real difference this season to last? I hate to say it, but it’s Kyle Shanny. Now that Kubes is back calling the offense, which let’s face it, he is and has been, Schaub is back to how he played when Kubes was calling it before handing it to Kyle.
The big reason we’ve survived so far though has to be the running game, which is nonexistant this game. It gave Schaub a little time here and there. Either way…it’s a regression, and it blows.
The line hasn't helped
he has been under a lot of fire. But yeah he hasn’t been great this year.
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defense showing up?
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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But is it too little, too late
Just like the scene in the elevator with Jason Lee.
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 10, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
HOT DAMN
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
Damn… now I have hope… fuck.. thought I was going to be productive today.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Oct 10, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
KJ
First INT
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
nice return on the pick
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What a stupid fucking throw
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
We are in Mannings head
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Touch
down?
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
Oh no...
Just when I think I’m out.. they pull me back in!
by Crazy Eye Killa on Oct 10, 2010 2:11 PM CDT reply actions
FIRED UP BABY
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All we need is 3 more turnovers and we'll be in business.
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Or --- and maybe this is crazy talk ---
we need to have not already punted three times from their side of the field.
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
Its stupid
but it seems endemic to head coaches to think thats a good idea. That was a horrible use of endemic wasn’t it?
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or maybe not!
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For once we hurry up to the line
and get the play off before we can get boned. Awesome
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by nolander on Oct 10, 2010 2:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Doesn't matter...
AJ clearly caught the ball. He is JUST that damn good.
Yes! They shouldve been doing that since the 2nd quarter. And during the game when Indy came back last season
by Holy Germ on Oct 10, 2010 2:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Linval Joseph
Blew someone the fuck up on that extra point.
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
Down by 2 TDs?
Wow……..
Durga, I will sacrifice a friggin goat! (Not DaGoat though, cuz he’s cool).
I get it now
All part of the gameplan. Defense holds Giants to 3 and out. Texans score another TD to cut it to 7. Complete comback in 4th quarter.
Texandhism.
You must walk the path of Texans fandom.
It is often fraught with trials and tribulations.
You must endure the challenges put forth by Kubiak and Bush.
Only then, after you have traveled through the darkest of nights, will you reach nirvana.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 10, 2010 2:14 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
and stolen for the 2DH
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
thats if rivers doesn't steal it for the 4th q thread
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we've been saying that
for 2 years though
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Could it happen?? Dare I hope?
by BleedBattleRed on Oct 10, 2010 2:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I'm surprised that we actually managed to get a quick play off before a challenge flag was thrown.
When was the last time we did that?
Texans fan.
word
schaub with the heads up play there
KP
anybody notice?
Cushing was in eli’s grill on both picks, i love that man.
Texas. Gods favorite country.
he is getting the rust out right now
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And that comment
Is why he is beastly scary for QBs.
yup
hope he leaves a stamp on this second half
KP
Lol...
Neil Rackers…dude is a beast! Can we put him in opposite Cushing for a play at OLB?
Is that the bleach kicking in
Or do you feel good about the game?
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Oct 10, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
anger leads to the dark side
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 11, 2010 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey, we found where Nicks was hiding!
Texans fan.
They look scared
with the playcalling
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Tight, bump, and press coverage...
Works? Somebody tell Bush!!!
Jesus theres still 6 minutes in the q?
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Lots of time.
But our defense needs to keep it up.
/scared
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 10, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear Giants,
please keep throwing those short passes to your WR’s
good throw and catch
at least somone platered manning
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crushed manning though
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That's part of Frank Bush's Scheme
Didn’t you hear?
—Signed Fred Bennett…
Dear Frank
When the last 5 Giants passes have been right to the wide receiver, perhaps you should try PUTTING THE CORNERS UP ON THE DAMN LINE.
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"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
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by riversmccown on Oct 10, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
It also smells like bigfoot's dick
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
bs flag
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Not much for conspiracy theories
But when it comes to New York teams, even I start to wonder sometimes.
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
Complete bullshit
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"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
BOOOOOOO
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our d made the stop
fuckin a
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manning is so little
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Make-up no-call
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"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
McMannis eh
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McCain getting replaced?
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Get your head around
What a novel idea.
Love that Cushing was a DE in that play
"Lord, beer me strength."
if we don't do anything on our next possession
probably
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Don't worry, Steve can take it out to the 25.
Then the Texans offense can drive to the Giants 40 and we can punt on 4th & 4.
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by riversmccown on Oct 10, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
13 yard line
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
It's like death and taxes
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"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
Slaton is the worse return man in NFL History
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
crazyness
a quick dump off to a rb? anything that avoids getting sacked?
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b/c if that change fails
it’s the coaches fault. As it stands they can blame the players.
My dream Super Bowl XLV: Houston 52, Dallas 3.
If the status-quo fails...
Still their fault.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 10, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
More inaccurate Schaub throws...
Just saying…it’s been consistently bad for him.
Is that three games in a row?
Four?
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"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
4th quarter thread up.
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The Laid Down Kobi's Texans Home Games Trend
LaidownTexans&coaches!
Another big game, another big time BLOW OUT LOST at home! The same , old dead-fense surprise no one again! The DEAD-last defense allowed every teams that played them an average of 408yrds per game, a fun field day passing, and for the biggest bonus of all,..a guarantee of 25.5 points or higher if they are not satisfied! The pathetic NFL WORST secondary DB should be cut, especially K Jackson. He is a BIGGEST BUST since Carr, what a big time loser,…he got creamed(Kreamed) on every single games,…TOO SHORT!TOO SLOW!TOO many big plays/TDs giver! The dead-fense never shown up on any games!
Frank Bush should be FIRED ASAP! You don’t belong in the NFL (Not For Loser!)
We thought the Texans & Coaches staff learned a hard lesson after the Cowdungboys , but no, history repeated itself again , and again!
Let the grade report be shown!
Against the NFC East Cowdungboys & GiddyGiants
Dead-fense grade- -F that’s 5 games straight & counting!— F off day in big time game again, especially at HOME!
Off-fense grade
Special less Team —F lots of same, old, dumb miscued & penalties!—- F- Got out-coached again, 5 days to prepared, and that’s the result!
Coaches Staff -
The second Blow Out games in front of 70K+home fans, Mr. Mac air, Senior G. Bush , is beyond Pathetic, the Suckle Texans look like the first year NFL expansion team again, again & again!
Laid Down Texans & Staff
LaidownTexans&coaches!
Another big game, another big time BLOW OUT LOST at home! The same , old dead-fense surprise no one again! The DEAD-last defense allowed every teams that played them an average of 408yrds per game, a fun field day passing, and for the biggest bonus of all,..a guarantee of 25.5 points or higher if they are not satisfied! The pathetic NFL WORST secondary DB should be cut, especially K Jackson. He is a BIGGEST BUST since Carr, what a big time loser,…he got creamed(Kreamed) on every single games,…TOO SHORT!TOO SLOW!TOO many big plays/TDs giver! The dead-fense never shown up on any games!
Frank Bush should be FIRED ASAP! You don’t belong in the NFL (Not For Loser!)
We thought the Texans & Coaches staff learned a hard lesson after the Cowdungboys , but no, history repeated itself again , and again!
Let the grade report be shown!
Against the NFC East Cowdungboys & GiddyGiants
Dead-fense grade- -F that’s 5 games straight & counting!— F off day in big time game again, especially at HOME!
Off-fense grade
Special less Team —F lots of same, old, dumb miscued & penalties!—- F- Got out-coached again, 5 days to prepared, and that’s the result!
Coaches Staff -
The second Blow Out games in front of 70K+home fans, Mr. Mac air, Senior G. Bush , is beyond Pathetic, the Suckle Texans look like the first year NFL expansion team again, again & again!
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