Kansas City Chiefs at Houston Texans - 2nd Quarter Thread
by Jake on Oct 17, 2010 12:37 PM CDT
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It's been an up and down season, but I think back in August most people would have been thrilled with 4-2 going into the bye. That requires winning today. Time for the offense to remind everyone that their on the elite level. Bring it here for your second quarter comments.
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Biting tongue
I’m in enough trouble already.
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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 17, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I should add...
Not on anything today. Just, you know, in general.
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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 17, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Atogwe,,,
Just had a gorgeous pick for the Rams. Man, he would’ve been nice to have.
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seriously, do we have a pass play for more than 4 yards?
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no qb ever has ever done that ever bfr!
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run it twice
right up their tailpipes
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Foster
Better, quicker decision making. That’s the difference.
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It must be nice having Brandon Flowers.
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Especially the "MAULING ANDRE JONHSON" and not getting flagged ability.
That’s a great skill for a corner.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
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by TexansForever on Oct 17, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
RUN THE FUCKING BALL
YOU FUCKING FUCKS
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What was that playcall?
Kubiak in punting shocker.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 17, 2010 12:41 PM CDT reply actions
GO FOR IT
YOU FUCKING FUCKS
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FUCK THIS PLAYCALLING
SO FUCKING HARD. STOP FORCING THE PASS. STOP NOT THROWING SCREENS. BRING BACK SHANNAHAN.
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by nolander on Oct 17, 2010 12:42 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Because we wouldn't want to keep the offense on the field
Or anything. I mean, we’re a defense-first team. Everything works off of Frank Bush’s excellent schemes and rock-solid personnel.
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by OremLK on Oct 17, 2010 12:42 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Playing not to lose...
Your 2010 Texans
by Holy Germ on Oct 17, 2010 12:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Fixed.
Playing not to lose win.
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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 17, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Playing not to win...
There…I fixed it for you.
Somebody please mail Kubiak some testicles
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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 17, 2010 12:42 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Seriously though
Why didn’t we run it on 3rd and 2?
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 17, 2010 12:43 PM CDT reply actions
Because Kubiak is a douchenozzle.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Oct 17, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
We don't understand
how to use the running game to win.
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I don’t get it either. Last season Kubes forced the run when it sucked. Now he forces the pass when they have a running game.
by Holy Germ on Oct 17, 2010 12:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Except that they dont need to throw the ball.
Need a fumble 6.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Oct 17, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
He went for it on 4th down
so apparently he’s teh awesome. Overreaction Sunday, Whiskey.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Flag.
If this is roughing the passer I will flip my shit.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 17, 2010 12:45 PM CDT reply actions
Surprised it wasn't something, anything.
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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 17, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
whats the flag on?
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good no flag on that PI
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
No PI. He let go off him after the line contact
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Oct 17, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucking get fucking something fucking going
by AllenOU on Oct 17, 2010 12:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
So Far
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 17, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently the Texans have taken mercy on me today.
And killed all the streams so that I can do something productive and not rage-inducing.
Texans fan.
wow
He had a “fuck it I’m goin deep” moment that worked out.
OMFG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That was necessary.
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So necessary
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There is play action to Dre
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Thats the offense I know and love
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If only he'd tucked it and run!
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Bout fucking time
Ha all day to throw
Had
by AllenOU on Oct 17, 2010 12:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
not on flowers?
lol chiefs
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no complaints here
just pointing out the mass amount of it.
by strokin_stros on Oct 17, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Way to break past those arms, Arian.
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Foster looking like he knows how to play, thank god
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Wasn't his fault last week
Giants knew our whole playbook and we never made any adjustments.
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LOL @ Walter
Running around looking for someone to hit.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 17, 2010 12:50 PM CDT reply actions
Startin to find our rhythm
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Dunta down.
Dunta Robinson down in Philly, just led with his head and took out Jackson, but has been down for a minute with game stopped.
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:(
Regardless of my feelings about his playing abilities.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 17, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
NOW RUN
NOW RUN NOW RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
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YAY PLAY CALLING DIDN'T SUCK
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Our line is getting in the groove
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Goal to go
Get it in
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ah
forgot andre was the only receiver.
by Bobbythegreat on Oct 17, 2010 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
OD
end zone. Go.
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There's BFD's favorite play
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Urge to kill, rising.
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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 17, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
how is that not a PI?
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FUCK dallas.
Fucking “local” game is new england/baltimore. FUCK that.
by forloveofthegam3 on Oct 17, 2010 12:53 PM CDT reply actions
Great pocket job Schaub.
Night and day.
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He has better presence today
Seems to be feeling the pressure better than last week and is moving to extend the play.
Really pleased to see that.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 17, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
It helps that they aren't getting as much pressure
as the Giants where.
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I dunno about that
I think they’ve been getting plenty of pressure asides from the PA bomb.
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
TOUCHDOWN!!!!
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
OFFENSE WOKE UP
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
Schuab sucks
no wait…
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Sleeping giant wakes the fuck up
Here is teh schaub we know
by AllenOU on Oct 17, 2010 12:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
teh Schaub rocked there!
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 17, 2010 12:54 PM CDT reply actions
Thas just a football player
making a football move
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I love the Schaub.
David Carr would’ve gone in fetal position 2 seconds into that play.
by goomba on Oct 17, 2010 12:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Not a single damn PA in the red zone
Not one.
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Didnt need it
We will give it to them later
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or screens
WHERE ARE MY TASTY SCREENS
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When we got inside the 20
they should have brought slaton in and run a damn screen
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Captain Sunshine!
Strikes again!
“We scored a touchdown but I’m still mad about something and I’m going to complain.”
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 17, 2010 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Schaub...
running the plays Kubiak is calling, and then improvising to make them actually work.
by Fuzion on Oct 17, 2010 12:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Bullshift...
TDC, go watch the tape. Kubiak is calling all the offensive plays.
EVERY DAMN ONE OF THEM!
Either that...
Or they just keep showing Kubes with the playlist and calling plays when the offense is on the field for shits and grins?
Kubes needs to trust his OC and let them do their job....
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
I think Dennison...
Is way better with offensive play-calling than Kubes. He is no slouch at it.
The offense has looked like the offense from when Kubes was calling plays when Shanahan was OC, then it was changed to Kyle calling the plays and we did well on offense.
Ultimately his responsibility either way.
He shouldn’t have hired Dennison if he sucks. It all falls on Kubiak’s head in the end.
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Just like the turd in the punchbowl known as Frank Bush
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Somebody on this fucking team has to show some heart....
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
I want to watch and don't have time to go to a local sports bar
FU DALLAS. New England/Baltimore Local my ass
by forloveofthegam3 on Oct 17, 2010 12:57 PM CDT reply actions
Now Lets Hurt Somebody!!!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Great bailout job defense.
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omg... what a tard...
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Thanks for that update CBS!
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Production is particularly bad today
Who ever is directing this game is a Class A Retard
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 17, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Can defense step up now?
Nope, they can’t.
GOOD JOB ANOTHER MEANINGLESS PENALTY YOU ASSRAMMING COCKGOBBLING DOUCHELICKER!
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again
cbs go fuck yourselves
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i wish they could spot the ball when its down
not after he gets the extra 4 crawling yards
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Good tackle there
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I am so so so glad that the Chiefs are running the ball every third down.
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the 4th 3rd down stop!
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
Now let stop a 4th down
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Yeah okay...
I’ll give you that one TDC. But I think we all know Kubes prefers to call plays offensively.
But either way...
Schaub needs to be given the option to run the plays his way once they are basically dead. And he has as of the last drive. And it looks beautiful.
Todd Haley is keeping us in the game.
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unpossible
CBS has been sucking his dick
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Damn Tasker get off the chiefs tip
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Unconfusion:
Branden Albert twitched, Steve Tasker sucks.
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Ignore the LT
Nothing to see there.
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FINALLY! Some HOME-COOKING!
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RUN THE DRAW!!!!!!!!
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Screen?
draw? Something interesting?
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3rd and 20
fuck it were gonna get it on the ground.
Deserved boos there for the playcalling.
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Shut up crowd
you ingrates
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Draw play on 3rd and 20?!?
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It worked once before
Though unexpectedly
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 17, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
HO!
LOOK AT EM!
DANCE AROUND FOR NOTHING! WHOA!
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This has been the worst commentating
I can remember so far this year. Of course, I haven’t had audio for a couple of the games, but still.
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If he's the color commentator.
Isn’t it Gus Johnson doing play-by-play? I’m never great with the names of these people.
Texans fan.
Commentators sucking his dick
but he lost yards
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has to be holding?
roughing?
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5 yard loss and we accepted the penalty???
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Wow.
That is fucktarded.
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Should have declined that holding call
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No way I want Cassell to throw... Pick 6 coming up
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Hang on to dear life to Shaun Cody
Things I never thought I’d hear.
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by TexansDC on Oct 17, 2010 1:09 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
wait the announcers said that?
really?
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Should be. We only play one half, and it obviously wasn't the first.
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by TexansForever on Oct 17, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Our D played a quarter
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Great!
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 17, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
wat just happened
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no f'ing way
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tasker loves him some chiefs cock
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by Kiratomi on Oct 17, 2010 1:14 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
tasker loves him some chiefs cock
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by nolander on Oct 17, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'M A FORMER WIDE RECIEVER
I’M QUALIFIED. /stfu
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We know his bullshift
He’s a special teams player cause he sucked as a receiver.
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Fuck CBS for making the local game in Dallas New England/ Baltimore
Just more proof that Dallas has become a part of Oklahoma. Fuckers. Cant even show the TEXAN
by forloveofthegam3 on Oct 17, 2010 1:14 PM CDT reply actions
I dunno, looked lke a catch to me from that angle.
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by TexansForever on Oct 17, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Third and 12....let be sure and leave some receivers open 20 yards down the field.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
Reada receiver's Bod Language
He didn’t think it was a catch
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Play more
man to man. Geez. Im sick of seeing WRs catching passes when the nearest guy on D is like 7 yards away. Make Cassel have to actually make an accurate pass in traffic
SHUT UP TASKER
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im a former reciever *sucks some cock* id be surprised if they overturned it...
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6 missed tackles
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Texans players get their asses chewed?
News to me.
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
by hookers
by hookers
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SOFT SERVE ZONE
we do or do not have 3 time outs? Holy fuck this cast is dumb
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Great Offenses?
Like the Patriots when they went 16-0 by dumping it off to Welker and throwing bombs to Moss?
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Why will tasker not shut the fuck up!!!
by MadMartygan on Oct 17, 2010 1:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Imminently predictable.
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they arent going to call teh choke hold on mario i assume?
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RED CARPET BATTLE ZONE FTW!
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Thanks bush
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FIRE FRANK BUSH
Matt FREAKIN Cassel is raping your secondary.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
What was McCain doing there
when you’re in the end zone, you might want to get near someone
by goingforthecorner on Oct 17, 2010 1:20 PM CDT reply actions
If the announcers
Tell me how well coached they are again I may throttle my set
Cptain Meco is down
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
yeah that's just what we need
to lose a LB
DeMeco down with injured pride
Having to play in this scheme.
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Matt Casell
13/15 95 yds 2 TDs
Frank Bush: Turning opposing QBs into Hall of Famers
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The holding on Mario
Is becoming comical. Why does it never get called? The tackle was trying to RKO him.
Happens to Freeney all the time
Elite DEs are held pretty often, as that’s what the O-line has to do to stop those guys when they’re so blatantly outmatched. It’s frustrating for Cotls fans too.
omg... this sucks...
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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Fire bush
bring back reeves, defense x10000 better
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He was blocking someone, wasn't he?
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I think the play before he was
i remember it pretty vividly, fell on my knees and screamed NOOOOOO!!
please lets not say that...
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I have Bowe
On my fantasy team. I started him all year and he was garbage. So I benched him today. I should’ve known better.
dont worry
Slaton will run the kickoff back lol
Game over
we only dressed 4 LBs and our defense is beyond terrible with Demeco. Another year of heartache.
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Crap
I think we dressed 4 LBs today.
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So yeah
If Demeco is done, we’re fucked, right?
Scurfield says DeMeco is being carted off.
That’s uh…that’s not good.
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Yep, knee looks like.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Oct 17, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know why
We can’t accept that God hates the Texans. Not as much as the lions. They’re Sodom. We’re Gomorrah.
Win OR Lose, if Frank Bush has a job tomorrow, it better not be with the Texans.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Oct 17, 2010 1:23 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
+billionty
its the bye week, get somone else in there
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and a real FS
would be nice too
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
I'll be happy with JJ on KR
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
JJ back there?
bout time
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we get the ball
coming out of the half
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Sooo
no comment on the non-call for holding…then no comment about JJ returning the kickoff. Great announcers.
it is becaused the CHiefs are coached so well
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 17, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
We make sure to save them for the times defenses should see them coming a mile away.
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
well i was going to say
at least we now know its in the play book…i was starting to wonder if they even ran it
by strokin_stros on Oct 17, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
And when there is NO pass rush
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 17, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm hoping it was a dump off
and not a planed screen. We should have had a planned Hail Mary.
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 17, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
So
Kubiak is just going to run it out here, right? Because he’s a pansy.
bleach is still
just at arms length away
by strokin_stros on Oct 17, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
its like towlet on south park… wanna sip some bleach???
GD!! bleachet…. no i dont want to!!!!
by strokin_stros on Oct 17, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I picked St Louis to win
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 17, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I see a TD, get n my car for a beer run and then Meco is getting carted off the field??
What happened? Is he all right? Doesn’t sound good.
looks like he tweaked his knee
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Oct 17, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Just 5 first downs for the offense
is ewwwwww lining up on both sides for us?
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
It's very hard to express my frustration
With this shitcapade I’m watching. In short, fuck everything associated with this team of fakers that is currently wearing the Houston Texans.
Everymotherfuckingthing.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 1:30 PM CDT reply actions
The offense gets going
and bush hands them a Td with his shitty zone
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