Chiefs at Texans - 3rd Quarter Thread
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That end of half defense deserves
Not just a facepalm, but a fat toad facepalm.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
What about offense?
Just 5 first downs in the entire half. I am losing confidence in the offense as well.
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
At least they finally got a fucking deep PA ball to work.
I was just commenting on the last shitty thing I saw, not going for a comprehensive recap.
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
What, you don't think running on 2nd and 20 and 3rd and 20 is going to get you a first down?
What do you know?
Or would you rather we threw it to one of the best corners in the game on 3rd and short? No, don’t like that either?
There’s no pleasing some people.
This fucking sack of shit deserves the boos it heard.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Dennison
doesn’t get our offense. Kubiak needs to take control. That or Kubiak doesn’t get our offense, and shannahan needs to come back.
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THE SKY IS FALLING!! THE SKY IS FALLING!
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I've tried to be optimistic
I was yelling not to freak out last week. but this fucking play calling and coaching in general is just fucking pathetic right now. Hopefully they moke some damned adjustments.
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sure
he is slightly small for that, but it could happen.
by Bobbythegreat on Oct 17, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate
-The motherfucking officials
-Frank Bush
-Gary Kubiak
-Rick Dennison
-and most of all, I hate, with the fire of a blast furnace on Mercury, I hate Steve Motherfucking Tasker. Fuck you, Steve. Please never comment on a football game again.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 1:32 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
I'm a commenter
And I think this comment deserves a rec.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 17, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Am I the only one who thinks that it was a clear trap on that 3rd and long?
And that about ten holding calls have gone uncalled?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
And no. I mean, I just assume there’s a special rule allowing tackles to mug Mario. I just can’t understand it anymore.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 17, 2010 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
How about that time
That someone pushed him in the back straight to the ground. Rightinfrontofthefuckingofficial.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Prosecution requests a rec for tGC's comments, your Honor
So ordered. I also order Frank Bush to be held at a psychiatric hospital on grounds of insanity until further notice.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Oct 17, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going
To my happy place. It’s called whiskey, and it loves me unconditionally.
out of bleach?
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Dear Durga,
i dont ask for much these days, im just a poor college student in North Carolina, but could you please let the Texans staff and players get their heads back on? just for 30 minutes of play time could we please see the Texans play Football above high school level?
Crying in my room
Trey
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by Kiratomi on Oct 17, 2010 1:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I get to go to work now. Neat
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 17, 2010 1:35 PM CDT reply actions
It's probably for the best
This way your rage will be contained to that brief moment when you come home.
Lucky you.
At least you don’t have to watch the trainwreck.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
EH
I haven’t missed a Houston NFL game since around 88, I’m used to it.
by Bobbythegreat on Oct 17, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
reality
Gary kubiak and Matt shaub are in the locker room alone using a pair of binocula
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by jahunter221 on Oct 17, 2010 1:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
reality
Gary kubiak and Matt shaub are in the locker room alone using a pair of binocula
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by jahunter221 on Oct 17, 2010 1:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Can we get Mr Miyagi to do that thing that he did on Daniel-san?
Only do it on Demeco?
Pretty please?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 1:36 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
tasker, theres still a little jizz on your chin
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GRIND GRIND GRIND
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Atleast JJ will be returning the KO
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
no he wont, why would that make sense?
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He returned the last kick
so I have hope
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Also
Making television shows based on twitter feeds is retarded.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 1:38 PM CDT reply actions
Matt Cassel with a 132.6 passer rating...
wow. just wow.
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THE SKY IS FALLING
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Amazing
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 17, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Slaton?
wat?
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Boy Tasker is just a little slut for things in white and red huh
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Another devastatingly great bootleg
Shoot yourself in the motherfucking foot, Texans.
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screen plz
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Why are we running the roll out retreat play?
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
I love that we deferred
Because we have so much faith in our defense.
Great penalty on the defense there, ump.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Thats a leg whip?
fuck you thats weak
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That has to be PI.
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no flag?
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
Flowers gave AJ
a reach around
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Good playcalling there Dennison.
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kareems PI wasnt even that bad...
and a leg whip? he was falling… are you kidding?
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And let's not forget all the uncalled holding calls
These refs are terrible.
"Lord, beer me strength."
And Mario cannot be held
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
If not Casey will have to play
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 17, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
god forbid CBS
give us an update on that
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NickScurfield: Injury update: DeMeco Ryans is out with an Achilles injury [via Twitter]
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Texans official twitter feed
DeMeco is out with an “achilles injury”
That sounds wonderful!
I’m gonna mix in some cyanide with my alcohol.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Sharpton needs to get healthy
cause hhe is about to be a starter
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Well I am going to go play some Counter-Strike.
When I get back, I expect Frank Bush to be fired.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
Get back Cushing...
…and lose Demeco. Just the way this season has gone.
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MAKE THE TACKLE
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FINISH THE FIGHT
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About to start Halo: Reach
Probably before this game is technically over, the way it’s going
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ok then just for you
START THE FIGHT
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your tits?
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Pollard sucks in coverage. Stunner.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
We could have 11 pro bowlers and this scheme STILL WOULDN'T WORK!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Oct 17, 2010 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Frank Bush?? Creative??? Unpossible
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
^ This
is so true
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 17, 2010 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I miss Barwin...
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reality
Gary kubiak and Matt shaub are in the locker room alone using a pair of binoculars peeping at a woman across the street. Bob mcnair walks in as schaub is leaving and stops kubiak.
Mcnair: “wait a minute kubiak. What were you two doing? In the shithouse. In the dark?”
Kubiak: what do you mean bob?"
Mcnair: “you were going down in him weren’t you?”
Kubiak: What?
Mcnair: “You mean to tell me the two of you were playing a little peeping Tom? You were sucking his Cock!!!!!”
Kubiak: “Are you Crazy Bob”?
McNair: “Crazy? Yeah I’ll show you crazy. Last week I found a pair of shorts with semen on ’em!!! Right here in this stall!!!!!!”
Kubiak: “Bobby boy…..Please don’t accuse me of this. I have a family. Please Bobby baby.”
McNair: Don’t call me Bobby!!!!! Its DADDY shithead!!!!!! Now where’s my Bourbon???!!!"
The stall door slams shut after a blood curdling scream.
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by jahunter221 on Oct 17, 2010 1:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
god forbid our scheme
allow us to cover people
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or players
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cause when cox falls and shoots his leg in teh air, its a smart play
not a leg whip…
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We are probably going to lose to the chiefs
When we do, I think we can safely kiss goodbye to the playoffs.
Yes, it's Brian Cushing's fault the defense sucks.
File under: blaming the best player for the unit’s failings.
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahahahaahahahahahahaah
Pathetic.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Wow Really!!!
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
ugh!!
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
FIRE FRANK BUSH
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
Fire the whole coaching staff.
I feel pretty confident that just exactly that will happen after this season. Too little too late…
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Last week Hakeem Nicks..this week Dwayne Bow
These guys aren’t Pro Bowl receivers….
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Texans pass D
is garbage.Both corners were 8 yards off the line. Easy pitch and catch.
IF ITS 3RD AND 4, WHY PLAY THAT FAR OFF THE LOS!!!! DUMMIES
yea
Its about fucking time someone started talking draft
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by jahunter221 on Oct 17, 2010 1:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The offense needs to put something together here....
As for the defense, Frank Bush needs to be fired.
Someone off the street would be better than this.
"Lord, beer me strength."
And I bet...
TDC would work for league minimum easily.
Well... KEYE should stop carrying Texans games in Austin any time now...
…and this game helps ease the pain.
Don't act like you didn't see that coming people...
This has been the defense M.O. for the last 4 or 5 weeks.
Safely ensconced on my bench now
Huh Dwayne? Fuck you, and fuck Frank Bush.
That was a perfect Texans defensive play
Quin gives up the TD, Wilson completely whiffs on a “tackle” attempt, and KJax is trying to tackle the wrong person.
Perfectly Texans executed play. Couldn’t have blown it better had they tried.
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How is Wilson still on the field?
seriously if this isn’t the game that gets Bush fired then its not going to happen. I’m trying not to overreact, but this defense will NOT get better with him at the helm.
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That's been clear since last year.
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I never disagreed with that
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Why? Leave Wilson in a this point. I want a HUGELY embaressing los so that McNair HAS to fire Bush.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
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by TexansForever on Oct 17, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Dwayne Bowe isn't the only one with sticky hands
Tasker I’m sure has gotten some of Todd Haley’s love juice on his.
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Leach is returning now?
Somehow, that seems to sum up this entire season.
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It was a short kick
YA MORON /JK /OMG DON’T BAN ME
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rawr
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by nolander on Oct 17, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can we get John Gruden?
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He won a Superbowl with the bucs.
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With Dungy's team
Then he immediately got rid of all the good players and ran the team into the ground.
Worse than what we have now?
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BTW I think BFD should pork Tim till he likes it.....
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Pass the Bleach this Way ....
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Wow
Just when I thought the Texans couldn’t look any worse. Kubes needs to quit being a weenie and start doing some drastic. This is ridiculous.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Oct 17, 2010 1:56 PM CDT reply actions
Go go Gadget 70 yard bomb to AJ
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I can't remember our secondary ever being as bad as this year
I mean, its just glaringly bad. Terrible. Everyone knows it and every week they keep sucking harder than Tasker on Haley
Anyway, I'm out guys. Talk to ya later.
Win or lose, this team is bad right now….real bad.
Shame to waste such a good start.
Even if we win, it’s THE CHIEFS. No wonder we get raped by “real” teams.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
Let's make predictions on the post game speech
by Crazy Eye Killa on Oct 17, 2010 1:57 PM CDT reply actions
It's on me, guys.
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah Mario, give those shitstains high fives
They totally earned it!
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Thats the problem. Nobody seems to give a shit when they fuck up.
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Get off the secondary
Get on the pass rush, Tasker. The pass rush blows for 2 1st rounders and a high priced Free Agent.
"Lord, beer me strength."
whats up everybody
just started to watch the game. has anybody ever taught the defense how to properly tackle? or do they go for the hit stick all day long? Thanks
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 17, 2010 1:58 PM CDT reply actions
A team can win with a crappy defence.
When you have the worst defence in the league it is hard though…
It's worth noting
That the chiefs made the playoffs, bottomed out 2 years, and are now beating us all in the time we’ve climbed to mediocrity
Have they ever showed bush on tv?
ever?
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Yeah. I have no clue what he looks like. Not that I really care but maybe he doesn’t really exist? Maybe its actually ROB, the robot that came with Nintendos back in the day?
by Crazy Eye Killa on Oct 17, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 17, 2010 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
okay so we do have a running game?
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 17, 2010 1:59 PM CDT reply actions
DERRICK WARD!!!!!!!! WTF
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Go go juggernaut offense
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Great downfield blocking
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hell, they look good on VHS lol
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And Like that - SCORE!
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he ran between two awesome recievers
being awesome
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The blocking was great
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Derrick...
FUCKING WARD! I LOVE YOU!!!
New Man crush…
Torn
Demeco Ryans tears his Achilles after signing a huge contract…. sounds about right for this organization.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 17, 2010 2:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
He has a dorn achilles? Is this true or did you get it from the Walrus of the Chronicle?
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Achilles
Reported as an “Achilles injury” and he was carted off the field. 1+1= done
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by bennprince on Oct 17, 2010 2:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
RUN the fucking ball boy!!! You go Ward!!!
Slaton is expendible…..trade deadline coming…
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Who is laughing because of Derrick Ward?
I am. Hilarious! Dude’s so slow, but he breaks another one.
"Lord, beer me strength."
If only he was white
he could be gritty
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To slow to be explosive
so lets just call him well spoken
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He ran
SO slow- it was hilarious. Loved it.
Ok
Now let’s see what the D does/doesn’t do. This is the F’n Chiefs!
by Crazy Eye Killa on Oct 17, 2010 2:02 PM CDT reply actions
On-side kick
go go
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Better Yet lets call him Chumley!!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
dont get too excited.
That score means our D is coming back onto the field to give every chief receiver a 10 yard cushion.
Texas. Gods favorite country.
Derrick Ward is pretty great huh?
I can’t remember the last Texan to have this many positive WTF contributions.
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Tackled by Rackers!
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
Smith blew contain
shock
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HEY BUSH
TELL YOUR PLAYERS TO PLAY CONTAIN YOU DOUCHE
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Our defense is going to finish worst in the league in every major category
and that is a completely serious prediction..
by leacheatsbabies on Oct 17, 2010 2:04 PM CDT reply actions
pussies
I have never seen as big a group of fucking bleeders. Sharpton better get playing time
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by jahunter221 on Oct 17, 2010 2:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
pussies
I have never seen as big a group of fucking bleeders. Sharpton better get playing time
Reverend Pimp Daddy
by jahunter221 on Oct 17, 2010 2:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
pussies
I have never seen as big a group of fucking bleeders. Sharpton better get playing time
Reverend Pimp Daddy
by jahunter221 on Oct 17, 2010 2:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Tackling 101 should be a sideline video for the texans!!! run on a loop for the whole game,
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
pussies
I have never seen as big a group of fucking bleeders. Sharpton better get playing time
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by jahunter221 on Oct 17, 2010 2:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
pussies
I have never seen as big a group of fucking bleeders. Sharpton better get playing time
Reverend Pimp Daddy
by jahunter221 on Oct 17, 2010 2:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
More Missed Tackles
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
pussies
I have never seen as big a group of fucking bleeders. Sharpton better get playing time
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by jahunter221 on Oct 17, 2010 2:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
pussies
I have never seen as big a group of fucking bleeders. Sharpton better get playing time
Reverend Pimp Daddy
by jahunter221 on Oct 17, 2010 2:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Great missed tackle by Nolan
Well, at least he sucks AND is young.
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Hey, you know that anchor NT I want?
Yeah…
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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No no
Shaun Cody is awesme just ask Bryan
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Shaun Cody has been one of the three best players on the defense this game.
I just made myself sad.
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm thinking that it's about time to spend some money on Schobel...
… just for some fresh perspective if nothing else.
Recent conversation with my wife, who heard the TV from another room
“Why are you watching the chiefs feed?”
“I’m not, that’s just Steve Trasker”
“Are you serious”
“Completely”
Why don't we kick the ball so far..
atleast there’s a small chance of us getting the ball back, and if they recover then it’ll be back a little sooner.
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
The sad thing
I’m rooting for them to keep running it. At least it keeps us from playing pass defense!
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our backup backup linebacker
with Adibi and Sharpton AND Bentley out.
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McCain even looke dthe right way
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Update
Now we officially have the worst secondary and linebacking corp in the league.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 17, 2010 2:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I think Kubiak stays...
..and sadly Bush with him. However, I will say that this steady diet of fecal matter for the last few weeks has thoroughly prepared me for ANY coaching change that may occur. I’m just fed up with the “flat” starts.
Its Bush
Too much talent. Yes they dont step up when they need too but i think wit a better scheme we would at least be average on defense
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Gotta score here
to keep the pressure on
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If Kubiak was told... either him or you...and if you leave we'll fire him anyway...
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Hey it could be worse.
We could have no offense as well. Like Tampa
by forloveofthegam3 on Oct 17, 2010 2:10 PM CDT reply actions
People thinking Frank Bush will be fired this week:
I enjoy your wishful thinking.
This organization is way too conservative to react to something that needs to be fixed that fast.
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 2:10 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
What a waste of my day
Actually, what a waste of the past 9 years. I still have hope for some reason
by Crazy Eye Killa on Oct 17, 2010 2:11 PM CDT reply actions
Lol
bowling ball
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can we have him do all returns now?
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hahaha
now this is starting to look like a Chiefs/Texans game
by leacheatsbabies on Oct 17, 2010 2:12 PM CDT reply actions
Don't go out on a limb there Gus
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Leach
Vonta leach is our best KO returner.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 17, 2010 2:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
great, holding on us, why the fuck not
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Foster was wide open five yards down why didn't skippy throw the ball?
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Schaub literally had happy feet right there
We look horrible..
by leacheatsbabies on Oct 17, 2010 2:13 PM CDT reply actions
Good lord.
Two weeks in a row that Schaub has looked Carr-ian out there.
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Can Vonta line up at NT too?
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Glad we decided NOT
to run the ball at all. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING PLAY CALLING DENNISON.
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GO FOR IT YOU FUCKING PUSSY
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go for it you pussy
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GO FOR IT
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What happened to foster
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Now try running the goddamn ball.
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NEVER
we lead the league in rushing which isn’t allowed, we need to let other teams catch up.
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or foster does
one of those
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showin the age a little bit?
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hardly
im 2 years out of college. some of us can appreciate the funnier things in life
by strokin_stros on Oct 17, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
traded to kc duriing halftime for a linebacker
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 17, 2010 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
AGAIN
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Go Score PLEASE
Then maybe we should onside kick. Better chance then our defense
by forloveofthegam3 on Oct 17, 2010 2:15 PM CDT reply actions
We could win
But will we? We need to learn how to stop them.
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 17, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
exactly
Onside kick. Better chance then our defense
by forloveofthegam3 on Oct 17, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
AGAIN
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From now on
I’m only watching when the offense is on
So Arian
Has like 5 yards a carry and only 10 carries. Makes sense.
Run it on the next two downs
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We need to go give Schobel and anyone else as much money as they want now
Our defense is dying slowly
by leacheatsbabies on Oct 17, 2010 2:17 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Ward
Reminds me in a strange way of Ron Dayne.
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NEW THREAD! YAY!
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