Chiefs at Texans - 4th Quarter
by Jake on Oct 17, 2010 2:17 PM CDT
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Our Defense is real good. We can't afford to miss any more scoring opportunities to score. It certaintly wouldn't be pretty, but we'll take a win however we can get it. Go Texans.
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3rd & 1 - PASS IT!
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does that really count?
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I like that play call
more of that
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get our playmakers in some space
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now
RUN IT.
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Fullback handoff!
Get Vonta a TD!
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 17, 2010 2:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
this please
2.5 yards to go, now is the time
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You know Schuab can't throw a fade right?
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forgot who our QB was
though andre can make up for most of his mistakes
by strokin_stros on Oct 17, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
has schaub thrown his daily pick yet?
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 17, 2010 2:20 PM CDT reply actions
THANK DURGA!
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Foster!!! TD
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Foster!!
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Foster is good
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Who do you think coaches us?
Todd Haley?
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 17, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
im gonna say two...
because one just isnt enough
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And Cushing
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 17, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe Mario will show up
A sack would be like… good and stuff.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 17, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
or Cushing Show up
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 17, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
blitz their fucking faces off
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by nolander on Oct 17, 2010 2:22 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
We Got A Game.... Just 1 stop defense please?
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Dear Todd Haley
Please continue running the ball. PLEASE.
Love,
Texans fans.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
I don't know
What you’re talking about. Charlie is the one they told me called a perfect game.
I think our best case scenario might just be a long running-based drive
Where the Chiefs have to settle for a FG.
That leaves us just enough time to get the TD.
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its unpossible!!!
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I'd love for the Texans to comeback...
To shut Tasker the hell up!!
by Crazy Eye Killa on Oct 17, 2010 2:25 PM CDT reply actions
I'm surprised he can talk so much
with a mouth full of cock. Haley has huge balls but apparently a small dick.
nice
Cody again?
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Time to pray
to whatever god you believe in. Personally i’m gonna pray to vonta leach.
Texas. Gods favorite country.
by CoolBreeze3 on Oct 17, 2010 2:26 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
A draw that goes for 10
shock
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Hahaha
The Chiefs running game has been SO GOOD!
IGNORE ALL CONTEXT!
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third down, so.... 9 yard pass for first?
this defense needs to prove me wrong
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Perhaps
Bowe will catch another pass? He seems to be open all the time.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Oct 17, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Personally, I give it up on the first date
But, hey, I’m a man-whore and not afraid to admit it.
The Texans D on the other had…..
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 17, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Chiefs taking a smart time out
because they are superior in every way. Or something
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That running game is just overpowering
Pay no heed to the quarterback with 3 touchdowns and a 133 QB rating.
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah when the southern oklahoma vanillas do it
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 17, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
not if we win here
a) home win
b) without demeco for 2nd half
c) bye week
d) 4-2
KP
nope
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should have started branch
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Oct 17, 2010 2:31 PM CDT reply actions
Gift.
Fucking GIFT.
Thanks Todd!
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DURGA HEARD ME!!!!!!
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How does that jizz taste now tasker?
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fuck... are you kidding me...
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Jesus christ
After that fuckfest we STILL let them convert. We are terrible.
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Dang ma
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
disregard last two plays
suck chiefs cock
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Are you fucking SHITTING me
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I would never shit you
you are my favorite shit
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maybe one 3rd down stop?
pleaseeeeeeeee
by forloveofthegam3 on Oct 17, 2010 2:33 PM CDT reply actions
GOOD GOD!!!! REALLY!!!!!!!
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Was that 14 missed tackles?
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that is this franchise in a nut shell
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This defense is just gonna quit now huh
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game over. defense is frustrated
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 17, 2010 2:33 PM CDT reply actions
Nah he was out.
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow
of course, cause they dont do that
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the chiefs, just dont make mistakes
tasker, please go fucking die
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THEY JUST DON'T MAKE MISTAKES
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Please fire Frank Bush
Please fire him right now. I want to see it on Twitter. This second.
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Great job Pollard.
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HES TAKING IT TO HIS OLD TEAM!!!!
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
why wouldnt they be?
they are running on a horrible defense like its a high school team, how can they not be on their jock?
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
worst defense
ever seen. If Bush isnt fired after this game, I question Kubiaks and McNair’s desire to win this year.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
Give up 30+ points a game..
And you’re gonna lose
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
BULLSHIT LATE HIT PENALTIES
THE CHIEFS JUST DON’T MAKE MISTAKES!
Looked Like that old NY Life Commercial
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WHY WAS THOMAS JONES MADE TO LOOK LIKE CHRIS JOHNSON ON THAT CUTBACK
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
And now one of 3 things will happen
1) A 3 and out.
2) A Schaub stupid INT
3) Texans TD only to be followed by the defense giving up a 3rd and 15 to lose the game.
"Lord, beer me strength."
number two is the most likely
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 17, 2010 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Remember last year
When the defense played like ass and then was “not god awful” the last half of the season? They were just fucking with us.
If we manage to score...
We have to onside right? I mean, you can’t trust the defense to do anyhting.
I can't handle this shit anymore
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Oct 17, 2010 2:38 PM CDT reply actions
Oh yeah the run defense is the big problem here!!!
CONTEXT MOTHERFUCKER, LEARN SOME.
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Slaton doesn't merit a roster spot.
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Agreed
Call up the kid from UT and try to get a 6th or 7th for Slaton.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 17, 2010 2:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
This is bad
And why is Slaton still returnig??? He sucks!!!
by Crazy Eye Killa on Oct 17, 2010 2:38 PM CDT reply actions
I think it's safe to say...
based on his last 2 games…OD looks right again.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Oct 17, 2010 2:39 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Frank Bush needs to be fired.
He hopefully will be let go after this game.
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
OD is back
i’m a little sexually excited
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He looks good
Took about 4 weeks, but he looks good and should be good to go for the rest of the year.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Now if only our D could be only mostly dog shit
we could really do some damage
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Evan you should really consider dating that nice time out
I hear you’re still single, and that timeout sure is brilliant. It’s settled, has a nice suburban home and everything…
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
"Great T.O. KC!"
In other news, “slurp.”
by chrisjay84 on Oct 17, 2010 2:40 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"Good timeout called here by the chiefs"
Fuck thesr announcers
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Thank you Slaton
If you didn’t even take the field we would have gotten an extra 6 yards on the return. Just don’t touch anything
good tackle there
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of course the announcers are overdoing it
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i cant handle tasker... can we please all email and complain about the bias?
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At least the passing game seems to have woken up
So I guess we won’t have to hear about how they fucked this game away.
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Its easier that way
and it makes me feel better going forward
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oh uh Tasker talkin about his grip on Haley's balls
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I'm just putting it out there
I don’t think you can do better than that timeout Evan. Don’t piss this opportunity away.
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
are you serious?
what did he do wrong? n ot take a sack?
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ward
i love him
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wtf ward
so slow
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that timeout really stimied our offense
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BAD NO TIMEOUT THERE GARY
VERY BAD. HOW DARE YOU NOT COACH FOR THE CHIEFS.
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It's the ugly sister
You can date that one.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 17, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
oh that was so awesome
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took to much time :(
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Im still mad
WE ARE IN A SHOOTOUT WITH THE CHIEFS
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Unfortunately
I think KC will run out the clock
Frank Bush has no plan
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Oct 17, 2010 2:48 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
A 5 play drive ends the game
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LAST CHANCE FOR THIS DEFENSE. MAKE A FUCKIN PLAY
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If I were the Chiefs, I'd throw it to Bowe every play.
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oh god 3rd down
our only weakness
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This timeout is sort of mediocre
Not good, not great, I wouldn’t take it home or anything.
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PRESS UP ON THE RECEIVERS
BLITZ
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New rule:
Amobi, you aren’t allowed to try and pump the crowd up until you actually fucking do something.
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OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Thank god for shitty playcalling
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TRY SUCKING THAT DICK NOW
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I DARE YOU
JUST TRY IT
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Pass pressure?!?!
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wow
i can’t believe this
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OMG
I just pissed all over my face….and LOVED it.
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Still gotta score
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves and piss anybody up there off.
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Wilson covered
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LOL
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 17, 2010 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I would rather do what gets Bush fired than continue to wallow in mediocrity.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Oct 17, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you really think
They would fire him mid-season and come up with a better solution for the final 10 games?
i cant handle this, my heart is going to stop....
AHHHH
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oh baby oh baby
aj i want you i need you
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The Chiefs are great at giving up that middle seam.
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Its a brilliant strategy
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I'm shaking......
oh come on offense!
Don’t forget the run game either, 2 TOs, plenty of time.
"Lord, beer me strength."
For reals player?
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I do love that commercial
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Damn...
Can they pull it out??? If the Texans win I’ll be happy but the D has to get better big time. If they lose, well they deserved to.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Oct 17, 2010 2:54 PM CDT reply actions
DAMN IF WE WIN THIS
I MAY NOT MAKE IT TO CLASS TOMORROW NIGHT FOR ALL THE JIZZ IM GONNA HAVE TO WADE THROUGH. NO HOMO THO
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I don't understand this.
But it makes me laugh. So I approve.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 17, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
This is borderline insane
I mean you can’t dream this shit up
by AllenOU on Oct 17, 2010 2:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
thats some zen shit right there
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good idea
to get rid of it
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B flow is so good though
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official says its on d
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HOLY FUCKING PISS
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I just caught myself...
subconsiously stroking myself
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if you put on a chiefs jersey tasker does it for you
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EMBRACE THE INSANITY!
EMBRACE IT!
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 17, 2010 2:57 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
BEST POST TODAY.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Oct 17, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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I think it was a timing thing
and carr disrupted it
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why was their a flag on anyone?
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Has there been a late hit called on Schaub all fucking year?
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Holy shit!
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
come one baby
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Texans need a TD
I can’t take this anymore.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Oct 17, 2010 2:59 PM CDT reply actions
why aren't they sucking our TO
dick?
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pump fake out and up to AJ.
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BEAST
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OD!!!!
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
OD!!!!
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
OD Awesome on That play!
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY FUCK!!!!
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OMG!!!!! AJ!!!!!!
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The great one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
living the Texas dream
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
living the Texas dream
AAAAAJAJHAJJJJJJJJ
I WANT ANDREE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomg
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tasker isnt saying anything because hes crying
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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by Kiratomi on Oct 17, 2010 3:02 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
They can't run the ball now....can they?
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
the great one can fart in my dinner anytime....
spray fart
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 17, 2010 3:03 PM CDT reply actions
omg
pumping my fist so hard right now
/nohomo
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Where's their awesome defense now?
Where’s their awesome Brandon Flowers now?
"Lord, beer me strength."
EMBRACE THE INSANITY!
People, this season isn’t going to be anything other than Mr. Toad’s Wild ride.
Get on board, and make sure you’re wearing a helmet.
#80...
There is nobody in football better.
FUCK YOU FITZGERALD! FUCK YOU MOSS! SUCK IT BITCHES!
I told ya'll last week
to chill the fuck out. I AM THE GREATEST
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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Why would they be talking about something all week that was a catch ANYWAY?
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
teh Shaub
and Dre!
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
BUT BUT BUT
The Chiefs are so well coached!!!!!!!!
He thought the wind generated by his bat would carry the ball out of the park. --Braves fan comments on Ryan Howard's 0-7, 5K night vs HOU
Rackers
2 tackles this game
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
How many tackles does Rackers have on the season?
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
more than dunta
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 17, 2010 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG!!!
D needs to hold!!! I’m still nervous
by Crazy Eye Killa on Oct 17, 2010 3:05 PM CDT reply actions
Now we are in NO cover 2
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
DEFENSE PLEASE DONT SHIT THE BED
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Matt Cassell is rushing things.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Any seconds is too much time.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
two plays left? Corners better work
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
LOL JACOBY
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come on dead fence
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 17, 2010 3:07 PM CDT reply actions
no stupid penalties
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 17, 2010 3:07 PM CDT reply actions
Tasker showing his ingorance
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
STORM THE CASSEL
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Oct 17, 2010 3:07 PM CDT reply actions 9 recs
GOO THIS NOW
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Facebook.com
I don't want to look!!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
are you kidding me?
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
4-2
this team is awesome
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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OKOYE!!!!!!
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Wow. Just wow.
I, amongst many other of the core contributors at Battle Red Blog, are officially boycotting the site due to the deplorable "leadership" of head blogger Tim. We ask, but do not expect, support, from you, our fellow fans, regardless of your team affiliation. Were doing this because Tim tried to touch us all in inappropriate ways and didn't even offer to buy us dinner. Tim needs to be taught that NO means NO. To show your support you may email dhalprin123@gmail.com at SBNation and respectfully ask for the removal of Tim as head blogger of Battle Red Blog. Thank You. Also, we ask that BFD work on his hygiene.
Dayummm!!!
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
Lol
The Chiefs do suck.
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
4-2.... 66% We WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
LET ALL GO GET FUCKED UP AT THE STRIP CLUB
haha
by WhiskeyR on Oct 17, 2010 3:10 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
thank god we have our offense
Thanks BE TO DURGA
by leacheatsbabies on Oct 17, 2010 3:10 PM CDT reply actions
amobi. okoye. greatest. sack. in. franchise. history!!!!!!!11111
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 17, 2010 3:10 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
i just shit myself
but im not standing, because i am enjoying myself
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Facebook.com
Jamaal Charles just had a 12 yard run.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
TASKER IS PUTTIN HIS PANTS BACK ON ALL DISSPOINTEDTHAT IT WASNT WHT HE TOUH IT WOULD BE
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
*THOUGHT
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
OMG FIRE BUSH HOLY CRAP THIS OFFENSE SUCKS HORSE COCK WOWOWOW OUR DEFENSE CAN’T STOP ANYBODY BUSH MAKING MATT CASSEL LOOK LIKE MVP!!!1111111
/texansfan
Well, I still hate Bush
but I will let it subside for the moment.
ANDRE! AMOBI! AWESOME!
"Lord, beer me strength."
Bush does need to go
Making Cassel looking like an all-pro is unacceptable
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Oct 17, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Those are all still true facts.
They don’t just vanish because we won the game.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Next thing you know
you’ll be saying that global warming can’t be disproved by a cold front.
Texans fan.
no really, fire bush.
BUT WE STILL WIN!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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Are you trying to say the defense looked amazing this game?
I, amongst many other of the core contributors at Battle Red Blog, are officially boycotting the site due to the deplorable "leadership" of head blogger Tim. We ask, but do not expect, support, from you, our fellow fans, regardless of your team affiliation. Were doing this because Tim tried to touch us all in inappropriate ways and didn't even offer to buy us dinner. Tim needs to be taught that NO means NO. To show your support you may email dhalprin123@gmail.com at SBNation and respectfully ask for the removal of Tim as head blogger of Battle Red Blog. Thank You. Also, we ask that BFD work on his hygiene.
by Salad on Oct 17, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm saying
That this blog is littered with everyone with the “OMG teh sky iz falling!!” mentality. This isn’t the 2009 Chefs. This is the team that was the final undefeated team and played the Colts to the very end – they’re a respectable team, so . The tone of the comments in the first 56 minutes of the game were downright hilarious to read from my perspective, but damn – calm down everybody.
Matt Cassel, career QB rating: 79.1
Matt Cassel, QB rating today: 122.9
The sky is falling. At least as far as the defense is concerned. Or, more accurately, the sky has fallen.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Rebuttal:
We are Texans fans.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
we are fans
thats how fans react in general
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You must be new here
Read the bandwagon post please.
Meanwhile.. Pass the bleach.
OMB the d SUCKS!
Fire Bush!
Fire Bush!
Fire Bush!
Pass the Zima!
Pass the Zima!
Pass the Zima!
- tyler
Texans pull it out
I now have to eat my words from the first 3 quarters of the game haha
best part?
No Schuab picks
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by nolander on Oct 17, 2010 3:12 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
J Jones quitly had a good day too
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Wow...
I can’t believe they won that game. I have to admit, KC looked like the better team. BUT, Houston came back and won. If only this team ran their offense in a hurry from the get go. Kind of like the old Bills no-huddle offense. Well, they won and that’s great, but this D has some ’splain’n to do!
by Crazy Eye Killa on Oct 17, 2010 3:13 PM CDT reply actions
Wow...just wow!
Thought I was drunk in defeat and now I get to run naked down Main St. in this shit box town!.
by Xetuoh on Oct 17, 2010 3:13 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'ed
Mostly because I don’t have to see it.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Yea.
Wow.
I’m torn between my blinding hate for Frank Bush and Steve Tasker and my undying love for Matt Schaub and Andre Johnson.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:14 PM CDT reply actions
HE DIDNT HIDE HIS FANTASIES OF 53 MEN DRESSED IN RED AND WHITE RAPING HIS ASS DID HE?
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Both of them were Chiefs-humming ass-wipes today...
… but it’s CBS… What else can you expect? They kept Dan Document-Forging-Buttwipe Rather as an anchor DECADES too long.
I have never heard someone so stupid in my life.
I mean, you could hire someone from Papua New Guinea (where they speak over 200 languages and most people have never owned a pair of shoes) to do commentary and it would make more sense than Steve Tasker.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
after the longhorns won yesterday i had no choice. i was still somewhat sober
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 17, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I do feel like
I will one day die of a heart attack due to the Texans.
by Bobbythegreat on Oct 17, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
AJ is a footballing God
I vote that from now on we all thank AJ rather than Durga
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
can't. durga made it all possible
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 17, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Andre can Divide by zero
When andre does push ups he isnt pushing himself up he is pushng the earth down
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
by flanno7hi on Oct 17, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Perfect Timing
Right as i was about to start with the bleach cleansing again.
by PassMeTheBleach on Oct 17, 2010 3:16 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Welcome!
And rec’ed accordingly.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Good thing I stayed till the end.
2 rules I follow as a Texan fan….
1. Never brag about the Texans winning the next game
2. Never leave a game because the Texans can still win.
3. or lose.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I live by #1
And i also try to not rub it in after a win either we’ve seen how our guys respond to wins.
Texas. Gods favorite country.
Our next game it gonna suck.
Thank Durga we won this one.
Peyton is licking his chops right now. Hell I bet Joeseph Addai is licking his chops right now.
I bet the Colts spend more time researching what records they can break against us than they do gameplanning.
by WhiskeyR on Oct 17, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
T THE END OF THE DAY ALL THAT MATTERS IS
4-2 BABY!!!!
(oh and the shit defense!)
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
One day....
The Houston Texans will likely be the death of me with a heart attack….
Until that day, I’ll enjoy the ride!
"Lord, beer me strength."
Great Win
But Walter with 0 receptions?
Is something going on?
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
OD Was clutch today. He made some great plays.
Dreessen was good too, with his TD. We have some dangerous TEs
Demeco is done for the season
torn achilles tendon, surgery upcoming..from Kubes just now
by leacheatsbabies on Oct 17, 2010 3:22 PM CDT reply actions
I don't even know what to say about that
Godspeed Cap’n Meco. We’ll make your return 10 times louder than Dunta. I’m glad you got paid.
What Joe says
We had a commenter who was just embarrassing us last week on the Giants blog. Absolutely classless.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
you guys are right but look at this comment, made me lol so loud
I think it was more lack of contain on Schaub. Houston’s an offense that can run AND pass AND has a MOBILE QB.
KC hasn’t faced the complete package until today. And lack of pressure/contain really showed up the secondary.
HAHAHA!
Accusing Schaub of being mobile is like calling me sober.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
True
But he has gotten a lot better at moving around the pocket in the last three games. No denying that.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Its a sneaky mobility
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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Schaub does not equal mobile
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Thirded.
Don’t go down that road.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm still shocked by how cocky they are
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
I'm still shocked that you havent wrapped rivers in bacon yet
as part of your celebration.
I, amongst many other of the core contributors at Battle Red Blog, are officially boycotting the site due to the deplorable "leadership" of head blogger Tim. We ask, but do not expect, support, from you, our fellow fans, regardless of your team affiliation. Were doing this because Tim tried to touch us all in inappropriate ways and didn't even offer to buy us dinner. Tim needs to be taught that NO means NO. To show your support you may email dhalprin123@gmail.com at SBNation and respectfully ask for the removal of Tim as head blogger of Battle Red Blog. Thank You. Also, we ask that BFD work on his hygiene.
It's being put up as we speak.
By Jake.
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by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
More than happy to let someone else deal with that this week
I thought I was bringing bad juju, what with me doing the Cowboys-Giants games.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I was downright depressed writing post-game recaps.
I expect Freddy to kick in something great praising Andre and some vile words for Frank Bush.
"Lord, beer me strength."
You'd think that, wouldn't you?
But Freddy actually has bigger fish to fry today.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 17, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
shit
HoustonTexans Houston Texans
DeMeco Ryans is done for the year. He tore his Achilles.
KP
Sharpton should slide into WLB
and Diles to MLB.
Meco’s the cap, but he’s not a devastating loss.
Bigger problems on the defense to begin with.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Defense Held KC to 189 yds Passing
Not that it means much when they score
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
Wow
I looked over at arrowheadpride and they are convinced that the refs were against them the whole game, I don’t know if they watched.
All the non-holding calls on Smith and Mario give away the fix
Or something.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
And that clear trap at the end of the first half.
Am I the only one who saw that?
And Flowers got away with a PI on Johnson when they called Kareem for the exact same play, imo.
The refs sucked all around today.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Well they made up for it with the PI call near the end on Flowers
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Oct 17, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
wouldn't have mattered, the ball was caught.
by Bobbythegreat on Oct 17, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Unless it was against Andre, then it would have screwed us
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Oct 17, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah but there was contact by both of them, it was either gonna be defensive PI or a no call
no way they make an offensive PI call there.
by Bobbythegreat on Oct 17, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
For the push off, it was possible, which is what Flowers thought it was for
Thank God that wasn’t the call
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Oct 17, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
And
How about Tasker going on about encroachment when replays clearly showed the Chiefs left tackle flinching?
What a crap announcer.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
It was Pass Interference because...
…as Steve Tasker well knows, getting in front of a receiver and obstructing his path to the ball is PI. Tasker’s seeming bewilderment was telling.
Pretty sure B-Flow was NOT in front of AJ.
I eat nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks, and I sh*t nickel.
by SupremeChief on Oct 18, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
The refs were against us.
What the hell are they talking about.
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
they
bring up the false start that they think was an incroachment penalty and they say AJ should have been called for offensive PI on that big 4th qtr catch.
by Bobbythegreat on Oct 17, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Of Course They forget about
the bad PI call on Jackson and the “leg whipping”
The false start just named the wrong player – it was the tackle not the TE
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 17, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh god.
That leg whip call was the worst ever.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok so I wasn't the only one pissed
he felll over and rolled onto his back, and his legs where a couple inches apart.
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/
Don't know what you're reading.
Some fans seem to think that, but most of us are saying the officiating helped determine the outcome of the game.
A holding penalty on Hali during the play where Ward scored the TD went uncalled.
Obviously, the Flowers PI was a terrible call. Both plays led to points. Thus, the expressed frustration. The circumstances are different when bad calls lead to points.
I eat nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks, and I sh*t nickel.
by SupremeChief on Oct 18, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
cheifs fan:
I think it was more lack of contain on Schaub. Houston’s an offense that can run AND pass AND has a mobile QB. KC hasn’t faced the complete package until today. And lack of pressure/contain really showed up the secondary.
Yes.
I often marvel at Schaub’s elite speed and mobility.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 17, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Like i said
Schaub ≠ mobile
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Yes.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Only if you're talking about the odds of giving me a heart attack.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
I still like us to beat the Colts again
but its going to be tough
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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The same way we did week one
our running game still looks good, and their line still sucks.
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/
I dunno
I think our D is way too awful to win in Indy.
by Bobbythegreat on Oct 17, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
The JAGUARS beat them in a shoot out
not a diss on the jags necessarily, but thats not a team that you expect to hang with the colts in the air.
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/
And one other thing.
Can we please kill the Schaub-lacks-intangibles meme?
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:31 PM CDT reply actions
yup
seriously, dude showed his stuff. cant imagine how happy he is to have the real OD back
KP
FO had an article last year
that ranked him as one of the best clutch QBs. Trying to find the link
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Here it is
http://www.footballoutsiders.com/ramblings/2010/guest-column-adjusted-comeback-efficiency
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
This stat is for Rivers
Kansas City had 228 yards running….but didn’t win.
Running =/= Win.
"Lord, beer me strength."
No way dude.
You have to establish the run to win in the NFL. Don’t you listen to all the announcers?
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
And? Running is still important. Not as much as it used to be, but you still need to run the ball.
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by Jonathan Loesche on Oct 17, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
It's important when you're ahead
But not before.
And it isn’t important if you’re playing Peyton Manning or Matt Schaub.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
To beat the Texans, the prerequisite is 300 yds passing & 100 yds rushing
Chiefs did not meet the quota, but they put up a good game
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Oct 17, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck Cbs for burying us. We still won BITCHES
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
And against Indian Teams that wear red
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 17, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Best line of the segment
“You can’t win by outscoring the other team all the time.”
"Lord, beer me strength."
it sure is hard to win if you don't outscore the other team.
by Bobbythegreat on Oct 17, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess CBS announcers would put the odds of winning when you don't outscore the opponent at
10%
"Lord, beer me strength."
Or Decimated :)
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 17, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
How do people get paid to say shit like that?
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
^^^ This.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
don't you EVER mention that name again
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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Rivers, can you do something for me?
Can you make a GIF. of that Brandon Flowers pass interference call?
Thanks.
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
And while you're at it
Can you push Frank Bush down an elevator shaft?
Appreciate it.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that high enoguh?
Are there any more floors available?
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 17, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
124th just to make sure
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 17, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
And the somersault by Derrick Johnson please.
I love me some Derrick Johnson.
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
I'm just happy.
I nearly left early…nearly.
What game was the commentator watching?
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
Quick question
Anyone think that there should have been any flag thrown on flowers or dre on the reception that set up the game winner? i do not the play looked clean all around. Flowers had been covering dre very well when he was not mugging him while the ball was in the air. maybe i just don’t know the rules but i thought the defender had to be going for the ball not the receivers hands, face and appendages.
Texas. Gods favorite country.
I didn't see a PI either way.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
took a look at arrowhead pride.
Aperrently the refs were the mvp, even though terrible calls were made in their favor aswell. Regardless of how it got done we won they lost. I’m glad we got a bye week coming I can’t take this elivated blood pressure every week.
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by CoolBreeze3 on Oct 17, 2010 4:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah
I am talking to a few of them on other boards, what a classy group.
by Bobbythegreat on Oct 17, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
the prevailing argument about the game is
either that “it was rigged so that the texans could beat the spread” or simply “shut the hell up”
by Bobbythegreat on Oct 17, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm reading their post game thread right now.
I don’t blame them for being mad about it. I would too if I were them. It was a terrible call. The refs made a bunch of them today. Most of them favored the Chiefs but a few favored us.
But they were pretty horrible.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
At the end of the day...
they had a 2 TD lead and blew it.
Their “highly touted” defense blew it.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Agree there
But it isn’t too much to expect the refs to do their jobs right.
But if you give up 28 points in a half…
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm sorry...
… those bad calls went both ways today and my perspective was that KC benefited WAY more than they lost, so I’m not inclined to give those whiners the benefit of crap…
We’ve had to take tough beats and try to be big about it so they can put on their big-girl panties and shut up.
It was a make up call for the missed PI call on Flowers
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by The Night Owl on Oct 17, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Flowers was pulling a pro trick...
… he was cutting across Dre’s path and slowing down, gradually riding him toward the sideline… He got caught.
Hate to say this...
but the Chiefs really did open up the run game once Ryans was out of the game. That aint good.
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
We have two weeks to get sharpton adibi and bentley healthy
so that should help a wee wee wee very little amount.
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Is there another MLB out there to pick up?
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Oct 17, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
a good or decent one, maybe a veteran?
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Oct 17, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
They won't add a MLB
They’ll do what they did a few years ago: Diles to MLB with someone manning the WLB.
"Lord, beer me strength."
We still need some depth with Cap'n Meco out
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by The Night Owl on Oct 17, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
we have it
with bently sharton and adibi
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and whoever played today
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You mean Nixon
I still think we need one more LB for depth
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by The Night Owl on Oct 17, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
They'll sign someone
but not to start.
Sharpton-Diles-Cushing is my guess for the future going forward.
"Lord, beer me strength."
The Sharpton pick is looking better
lul
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If only he could play TE
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Another win in spite of the defense.
We have no chance against playoff caliber teams if we dont get Bush fired.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
I used to think that he was a slight improvement over Richard Smith
And now I realize he is so much worse it is scary.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
In the AFC South and with the toughest schedule in the NFL.
ZERO chance we are going to the playoffs if our defense doesn’t get ALOT better.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Oct 17, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
No, I'l be hoping something happens defensively.
The Chiefs are a good team, but they were only averaging like 14 or 17 points..same with the raiders. If those guys put 30 on you, imagine what jacksonville and titans are going to do.
Defense HAS to get beter to have a shot at playoffs. Offense can’t bail you out every game, as evidenced by Dallas/New York.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Oct 17, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Bentley ain't that bad either imo.
Not DeMeco, but still pretty good.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
assuming either of them can get healthy in 2 weeks
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4/4 in red zone
all TDs!
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
I did notivce that
No FG’s today.
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 17, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Romo picked.
Can has more?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 3:48 PM CDT reply actions
Vikings field looks like shag carpet
or is it just me?
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Oct 17, 2010 3:50 PM CDT reply actions
nope i think there stadium is pretty old.
it looks like the same field from the 70’s
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 17, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
The Metrodome is a POS
Everything about it sucks, from the field to the restrooms
"Lord, beer me strength."
I just want to say
Foster is awesome in the red zone
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And apparently Derrick Ward ...
… has learned some kind of Jedi mind trick…
“You don’t want to tackle the big slow guy…”
“We don’t want to tackle the big slow guy…”
"you want Steve Slaton to be third string..."
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
"you want to trade Slaton & a 3rd for Albert Hanyesworth"
wishful thinking maybe
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by The Night Owl on Oct 17, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear god no.
Why on earth would you do that?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
To have him stomp on Fivehead in two weeks
Then we can cut him without paying him & take out Manning in one fell swoop
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by The Night Owl on Oct 17, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Plus give us the roster space to resign Jeremiah Johnson
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by The Night Owl on Oct 17, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I want to trade Slaton and a 3rd to see Albert Haynesworth die in a flaming car crash...
Having him on the Texans… not so much.
You should see Tom Waddle on NFL Network talking about this game
“The two things I don’t believe in the most, Matt Cassell & the Houston Texans Defense”
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^^^ This.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
A few things to consider:
—Matt Schaub is the best quarterback ever to play in Houston.
—Andre Johnson is the best wide receiver ever to play in Houston.
—The Texans are 4-2.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 17, 2010 4:25 PM CDT reply actions
word
just need to shore up the def, and we’ll be a legit contender…
raiders open to trading their entire team by tuesday. i’d love to get us their CB tandem
KP
Matt Schaub
is no Warren Moon. Sorry he is not the best Quarterback to ever play in Houston.
I'm the best there is at what I do.
Has
nothing to do with his play on the field. Besides that was 20 years ago.
I'm the best there is at what I do.
Ah... wasn't clear on the statute of limitations...
…for mentioning that someone beat up women. Thanks for clearing that up.
I guess that explains my confusion about OJ’s off-field “antics”.
Those crazy kids…
Your so funny
You obviously have a personal dislike for the man because of his off field behavior and that’s your right but I fail to see how it’s relevant to mine and tehGrindCrusher’s posts which obviously refer to their on field performances.
I imagine there would probably be a whole lot of other players you would deem no good bastards if all their dirty laundry was aired in public. No one is perfect. I’m sure there is nothing in your past that someone else might find offensive…
I’m not condoning what he allegedly did, however you can keep your sarcasm to yourself.
I'm the best there is at what I do.
Sandy vagina much?
To be clear, I have a personal dislike for his behavior as a human being through that period and I hope that he has redeemed himself by how he has lived since.
But I don’t have a lot of respect for anyone that tries to injure someone else that is in a weaker position:
A wife
A dog
A center lying on the ground with a 300+ pound defensive lineman’s foot on his helmet
And for the record, sarcasm is the air that we breath on BRB… better get used to it.
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