The Obsession With Fantasy Football...Is It Too Much?
There is no question that fantasy football is an ever-growing entity. You can't have a single NFL gameday go by without hearing the words "That guy is on my fantasy team" at least a dozen or so times. And why not? Fantasy football is highly entertaining and gives you the opportunity to pay attention to players and teams that you usually could care less about. It's highly addictive, teaches fans strategy and has grown in popularity so much that there is even an FX comedy series dedicated to the mania.
But my question is at what point did fantasy football become more important to fans than their own actual real-life teams?
Let's take a look at what I mean after the jump...
For years, people have been playing fantasy football. I even remember playing in a league my junior year of high school back in 1995. That was before the internet exploded and the craze really took off. Now, you are looked at rather inquisitively if you aren't in a league or three. If you don't know how many points a pick six earns your fantasy defense, well, you're just one odd individual. You get the point. There are so many users and leagues now that it would be impossible to estimate how many Americans play fantasy football.
But I've noticed something at Texans games this year. We all know how much the team has struggled on defense and this has led to some monster games by players of the visiting team. So when Thomas Jones broke a touchdown run late in the 4th quarter this past Sunday, Reliant Stadium fell quiet. Except for one ass clown two seats down from me, who was jumping up and down and cheering like crazy. After the Cowboys debacle, visiting fans no longer get to me. I am all for cheering for your team, even if it is as a guest in a visiting stadium.
There was just one snag in that thought. This guy was decked out from head to toe in Texans gear. What the hell was this guy's problem? As the eyes of hatred reached him from the dozens of pissed off fans around him, he simply pumped his fist and said "Hell yeah! Thomas Jones is on my fantasy team!!!" That earned a facepalm from me. This was the point where I expected most around him to say, "Who cares?" But that didn't happen. Almost every single one of them who were jeering him simply nodded their heads and sat down.
Are you serious?!
Has it really reached the point where guys would rather their fantasy teams did better than the teams they pay their hard earned money to go see and support? Is earning bragging rights over their buddies more important than the teams that they pour their heart and soul into? Because, if so, I just don't get it.
I realize that some leagues play for money. I know this, and that is a good reason to get excited. But a large number of these guys play in leagues that are free to play. They play against their friends and no money is ever exchanged, just bragging rights. To get that excited that your team is on the cusp of losing a home game because one of your fantasy players just got six points? Well, like I said, it is a mystery to me how that kind of fan thinks.
For the first time since 2004, I'm not in a league this season. Just too many other things to do, really. And I don't want to be one of those fans who are in the stadium and paying more attention to their phone looking up stats rather than watching the game I just paid to see. It isn't like my iPhone could get any service in Reliant anyways. Am I right, AT&T users?
In short, I know we have a lot of fantasy football guys here. I just want to know at what point did any of you possibly find more elation out of your fantasy team doing well over the Texans doing well? Do you really find the same joy and jubilation when Matt Cassel throws a 42 yard touchdown against the Texans because he is on your fantasy team, over Derrick Ward busting a 38 yard touchdown run and not caring because you didn't pick him up before the game?
If so, that is a logic I just don't understand...
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man.... it would have wanted with everything ive got to punch him square in the jaw...
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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I know!
But everyone around me was okay with it after he said that. My jaw hit the floor. Unbelievable.
You nailed it right on the head
I had a buffalo fan do the same thing a couple of years ago. I had to be restrained. I get why people like it….but I just can’t convince myself to pull for other teams. What really annoys me about fantasy is how so much of the media coverage is dedicated and geared towards it. Fantasy analysis and football analysis are two different things. Sure there’s a lot of crossover, but I don’t care how many fantasy points a guy is going to get and it skews fans perception of what a good football player is.
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
I don't play for the simple reason...
I’m a Texans fan and cannot make myself root for other teams, except special situations where a win or loss by a team is good for my Texans.
GO TEXANS!!!!
Our time will come...
by Texanmaniac on Oct 20, 2010 9:01 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I wouldnt react like that guy.
But I do make a habbit of picking up any elligable receiver going against the texans. I had dwayne bowe last week I’ve had collie since week 1 .
Texas. Gods favorite country.
by CoolBreeze3 on Oct 20, 2010 9:08 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I was going to say the same thing
I played Bowe knowing that he was likely to have a big day against the Texans. Does that make me a bad fan?
"I am from one of the top 15 cities in the world. Buffalo, New York." - TrentEdwardsHoF2018
Not really.
But it’s not like it makes you the best fan either.
I had Bowe in my team too. But I didn’t start him eventhough I knew he was gonna do well against our porous defense.
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
But the way I see it
is playing or not playing Dwayne Bowe isn’t going to change the fact that our team has a lousy defense.
Might as well take advantage and maybe make some money in the process.
Are you saying you don’t like the idea of starting opposing WR’s vs the Texans because you don’t want to risk being the guy in the article?
"I am from one of the top 15 cities in the world. Buffalo, New York." - TrentEdwardsHoF2018
Obviously, we see things differently.
I just don’t like to benefit from the Texans woes.
It’s like an inner-conflict that I don’t wanna have during games because im already too busy trying not to chug the bleach.
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
I don't play because I just don't have time this year.
But in the past, I tried to load my team (as much as practical without sacrificing my fantasy season) with Texans players.
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
100%
You said exactly how I feel… Like last year when I actually rooted for the Colts to beat the Jets for us to get a wildcard spot, that there is the only time I root for another team.
by Texans-4-life on Oct 20, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Fantasy Football
never gets in the way of my fandom. Ever. I usually sit players when they’re playing against us no matter how bad our defense is. And if I do start them out of necessity, the feeling of anger comes over me much stronger than the “oh, that’s six points for me.”
It’s ridiculous to root more for your fantasy team than your real team. That’s how people get their asses kicked in the parking lot after the game.
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
by Jordann on Oct 20, 2010 9:11 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Amendments to the typical FFB
I agree with your post. So I make sure 80% of my team is Texans. That way I’m essentially rooting for the same team.
When the Texans don’t show up (vs Dallas & vs NYG) neither do I. When they do well, or suck, it has double meaning.
The 1st rule of my FFB is: you do not draft Dallas Cowboys.
The 2nd rule of my FFB is: you DO NOT draft Dallas Cowboys.
As CoolBreeze said, w/ our secondary and their cyclonic suck action, it’d be dumb not to have division opponents’ WR on your lineup. And it goes w/o saying, if your opponent has your real team’s opposing QB, expect to lose. But that’s fandom
Its like F*cking Your Stepsister (Via Razzball.com)
F*cking Your Stepsister – Rooting for your fantasy player when he faces your favorite team. While it may be tempting and you can try all you want to justify it, you know its incestuous.
by Matt Schaub's Weekly Interception on Oct 20, 2010 9:23 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I will not have an AFC South player on my team...
I have 3 Texans and 0 Colts, Jags or Titans. I can’t bring myself to root for them.
It all depends
I sat Eli Manning against us but i played Hakeem Nicks bc I couldnt stand for Eli’s and my own success being one in the same but i hedged it w Nicks still in. (I got autodrafted) so i traded away Pierre Garcon immeditately. The way I see it, whether I start a player or not in fantasy they will do what they will on Sundays regardless. I dont root for them but i make rational decisions to try and win, if you dont do that, then whats the point?
Fact is, if you cheer for an opposing team touchdown then you are a poser Texans fan.
by theSpaceCityKid on Oct 20, 2010 10:11 AM CDT reply actions
There are quite a lot of them
Also, notice how all of a sudden everyone is a Texas Rangers fan?
WEIRD!
In my entire life I have only known one person who could legitimately be considered a Rangers fan before this year
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
I'm pulling for them
But wouldn’t lose a wink of sleep if they lost. And I cheer for anyone who plays the Yankees.
by Mike Kerns on Oct 20, 2010 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I feel the same way
I actually kind of want the Phillies to win it all so Roy O can finally be a champion like he deserved for so many years.
"I am from one of the top 15 cities in the world. Buffalo, New York." - TrentEdwardsHoF2018
by Artest4Prez on Oct 20, 2010 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Braves fan.
Fuck the Phillies.
But I’d cheer for them over the Yankees…like last year.
With that said, a Rangers/Giants World Series may actually get me to watch.
It must have been brutal being a Braves fan in Houston
in the 90’s. In less of course you weren’t in Houston then.
"I am from one of the top 15 cities in the world. Buffalo, New York." - TrentEdwardsHoF2018
It was. Still is, actually.
I moved here in ’93. Nothing seems to draw the hate out of Astros fans like telling them you are a Braves fan.
Last I checked, Houston won that 18 inning game that still haunts my dreams…
That 18 inning game was a thing of beauty!
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
My memory is a little foggy
Is that the one where Brad Ausmus hit that home run to tie it in the 9th? The same Brad Ausmus who never managed double digit homerun numbers in his 15+ year career. The same Ausmus who only managed 80 HR’s in 6,200+ at bats? Is that the game you are talking about?
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
Ahh, don't be such a party-pooper!
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
That's pretty high, actually.
You should get into cricket, chess, and zorbing. Baseball has moved down to about 12th on my list (although it still edges out professional basketball and the summer olympics).
yes but in the years of the killer bees
the braves were the ones who continuously lnocuked us out of the playoffs. No as for the rangers I am pulling for them, will I buy a rshitload of rangers parafanelia (sp the dmv is killing my brain) no I am an astros fan. As for ffb I will play who I got I do draft texan heavy.
I heard Brian Cushing like to do it with girls in a really uncomfortable place and i am not talking about the back seat of a Volkswagen
Go Texans!
I'm just ignoring that it is even going on
I would probably root for the Rangers, but I would love for Puma to get a ring…but he plays for the Yankees and it makes me physically ill to root for the Yankees. So I just ignore the whole thing.
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
by papabear on Oct 20, 2010 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
If the Phillies or Giants win the world series
I might have to kill myself. Thus, GO RANGERS. Plus, I fucking love me some Molina.
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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Bengie Molina cycle earlier in the season
Couldn’t believe he made it around to third for the triple.
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Oct 20, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Dallas is Dallas.
And front-running Dallas fans are front-running Dallas fans. I actually heard somebody talking shit about Houston sports the other day bring up the Rangers.
Seriously? A team that has never once in its existence won a playoff series? Against a team that was in the playoffs nearly every year for a decade starting in the mid-90s?
I’d like to see a world series game seven in which Roy-O pitches seven shut-out, then Berkman hits a game-tying grand-slam in the eighth, the Phillies take the lead, and Lidge closes it out for the title. I love my former ’stros.
by Nashmeister on Oct 20, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
To me Rangers are different
I don’t root against them because it’s Dallas, but I don’t root for them either. I just don’t care. They play in the AL and other than the couple games against the ‘Stros, I don’t watch their games. Mavs, on the other hand, are Satan spawn. I hope a meteor crashes into SLC when the Mavs play the Jazz.
Of course, Cowboys hate is always justified because it’s “America’s” team. Rooting for the Cowgirls is no different from rooting for the Yankees.
by goomba on Oct 20, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
^^^TOTALLY AGREE
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
Using your former Astros theory...
Can Nolan Ryan get no love from you?
I hate the Cowboys because, well we all know why. I hate the Mavs because they always seem to kick the Rockets ass. But I have no problems with the Rangers and since they have a handful of key players that my Braves stupidly gave up in the Mark Teixeira trade, I have some ties there.
As far as baseball goes, I say keep it in Texas.
by Mike Kerns on Oct 20, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rangers get my interest, maybe my respect, but not my love
But yeah, I like the Nolan connection. Also, what they did for Hamilton and Washington by celebrating their first ever playoff series win with ginger ale was really cool. So, they got that going for them, which is nice. And what’s not to like about Cliff Lee. That is, until he starts for the Yankess in ’11.
"Foster - Texan for Score!" ~ Rip Jersey
by LoneSpot on Oct 21, 2010 1:45 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/
vs Fantasy
I grew up a Broncos fan before moving to Texas in 1995 when I also joined my first fantasy league. I picked mostly Denver players and the Defense/ST so I could emotionally pull for both simultaneously. This was actually enjoyable! After decades of frustration, the Broncos finally won two Superbowls. That being said, my fantasy team never made post season action (scoring rules, injuries). Emotionally, I was far more satisfied with the “real” vs “fantasy” results. No second thoughts whatsoever.
Fast forward to 2002 and my wife and I jumped into the Houston Texans “all in” with PSL club seats and a ten year contract. We’ve never missed a home game! My fantasy team shifted toward Texans players with a balance of other talent around the league. When watching the game, I NEVER root for the fantasy players over the Texans. I’ve noticed most of the season fantasy winners in our league are just the owners who had the fewest injuries in a given season. I’m barely interested in continuing in any fantasy league since it just seems like a useless distraction from the real game.
Just like women’s chests, I far prefer “REAL” vs “FAKE”.
"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)
I don't see why you all care so much.
I can understand why you would find it annoying for someone to gloat about how well their fantasy team is doing at the expense of your own team, but I don’t see why it should be intrinsically better for any individual to care more about a real football team than their own fantasy team. If that’s what they enjoy, that’s what they enjoy. The internet-tough-guy-ism in this thread, threatening or recommending violence against people who care too much about their fantasy teams, is really primitive.
And before everyone jumps on me for being a concern troll or whatever, I would and have said the same to those posters who come in here during game-day threads and try to tell other fans how to watch the game properly. If you want to get upset when things don’t go well, that’s your right (and mine). Coming in here and telling people how wrong they are to watch games that way seems just as obnoxious as telling other people what teams they should care more about.
Flame away.
Texans fan.
by ChrisZ on Oct 20, 2010 10:47 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I like the analogy you used.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Oct 20, 2010 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
I get annoyed when a Texans fan cheers for another teams players on Gameday, at Reliant, while wearing Texans gear
Other than that I really don’t care. What bugs me the most is instead of game previews, you get a look at what the top fantasy players for each team might do. Don’t get wrong there’s useful analysis and discussions in those…it’s just that they ignore all other factors that don’t affect fantasy.
I have had people tell me Walter is a terrible WR because “he only scored X fantasy points last year”. In the off season watching NFL network I heard this response to the question about the Texans running game in 2010, “I would stay away from the Texans RB’s because they are going to be RB by committee”. That might be good for fantasy advice, but I would rather them actually break down the running game and how the team will do instead of if a certain player has fantasy value. That show might have been intentionally geared towards fantasy football, but you see that kind of stuff all of the time, and it annoys because it seems that more and more of what is supposed to pass for analysis is slanted towards fantasy.
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
Thanks
For writing this comment so that I don’t have to. People can root for whatever they want to. Except Yankees fans. Screw those guys.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 20, 2010 11:51 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I just seperate the two
I have the Texans, first and foremost. I have fantasy teams, secondary. I never, ever root against the Texans, but I also have no problem playing Zach Miller against them.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Agreed
I’d gladly take an 0-12 FF season in exchange for a Texans playoff game in which we were completely routed. They’re different interests, and the Texans are always going to come out on top. Because I’m an addict, and I have my priorities.
I'm still willing to sacrifice h-town fanatic's testicles to get a playoff berth
I’m thoughtful that way.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Oct 20, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Can I perform the actual mutilation?
I have very shaky hands!
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
Yup
Real team always comes first. My opponent had Schaub and Andre and I started Jamaal Charles. The final TD turned out to be the difference as I lost by 7.8 pts. I’m happy the Texans won even though it cost my fake team a win. Hell, I was praying for a Charles fumble ever time he touched the ball.
The man described in your story
Drafted Thomas Jones. Doesn’t that tell us all we need to know about him?
He's Willis McGahee
In a Chiefs uniform.
/bitter because he drafted Jamaal Charles.
I think the majority of fans
Support their team first, and their fantasy team a distant second. I’m a Giant fan… when the Saints destroyed us last year and I was starting Drew Brees, I can tell you honestly that all I felt was pure misery at the beating the Gmen took.
As far as your pic caption goes, that is kind of true, definitely… I have Bradshaw on my team this year and when Brandon Jacobs scores, I’m happy but part of me wishes it was Bradshaw instead. Lol.
"Manning.... lobbs it! Burress, alone! TOUCHDOOOWN NEW YORK!"
Made me chuckle
I don’t see anything wrong with your last line. It’s YOUR team scoring.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Oct 20, 2010 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
im in 5 leagues, including JWML
only one is a money league, 300 a person with 12 teams, winner takes all. in this one i throw my fandom out the window. i have NO houston texans, and i do have the cowboy D. i did pick AP over CJ, but because i thought hed have a better year.
when there is money on the line, that comes first. but if i have lets say AP against the texans, i want him to do great, but the texans still win. I NEVER EVER ROUTE FOR ANYONE ELSE REGARDLESS if im at the game, EVER. only cowboy and besf fans would do that.
and that guy drafted thomas jones, what a moron. just like my buddy who took slaton in round 6. oops.
its really just fun to talk about, and a great reason to tell the girlfriend why i MUST HAVE NFL SUNDAY TICKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also left unsaid in this discussion
People who take fantasy football too seriously are stupid.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 20, 2010 11:53 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
People who take fantasy football too seriously are stupid.
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by nolander on Oct 20, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
It amuses me when fantasy owners think they know better than coaches.
For instance, last year, countless people blew early-round picks on Steve Slaton (I’m sure some of you did as well).
After every play that went wrong, you’d see blogs and game-comments flare up about how Kubiak is an awful coach and the Texans are clueless for not using Slaton in said situation. Completely ignoring the fact that he had been awful and fumble-prone all year long, they’d spew nonsense simply because they needed a few points for their fantasy teams.
I'll play fantasy football....
yet I’ll gladly take fantasy losses if it means the Texans are winning.
FF is a fun side thing, for me, to keep interested in the rest of the league. It also allows me to trash talk (if my teams were any good), but I’m all about reality….and I want me some Ws!
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Oct 20, 2010 11:58 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm the same...
In fact I’ve found this season I’ve been less hyped about the fantasy side of things as it were. I still play the fantasy side, I’m just not really all that into it right now.
Texans winning is waaaaay more important than how my fantasy team fares.
Heres how I approach it
First of all,
I never have and never will draft a cowboy. Just physically cant do it. Other than that, I have no problem drafting the best available player. When they play the texans, I tell myself that its ok for my fantasy team to lose. In fact, I have four leagues so I cant even keep straight who is playing against my team anyway. But you never put fantasy teams above the boys on kirby.
by Corn on the Schaub on Oct 20, 2010 12:34 PM CDT reply actions
I agree 100%
from someone who does not play fantasy football
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by bestbostonsports on Oct 20, 2010 1:26 PM CDT reply actions
hey i am true fan cause i stick with the Texans defense in my fantasy leagues.
why are you laughing?
what can i say i kick ass and take names.
Please don’t ask who i have on my team cause they make up more then enough points for the D, kinda like real life hahahaha.
Here's a vote for insane
Even Frank Bush picks up guys to play against his D. Which, you know, explains a lot.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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I do not care for it
I can understand how it might be enjoyable for some, but it holds no entertainment value whatsoever to me. I despise how people are more concerned with the players in their league than with their own team, just as you stated above in the example you described. The thing I am most worried about, is in this culture of personal status we’re getting into, more and more players every year are becoming aware of how many people are picking THEM in fantasy leagues. I know every player wants to play and rack up stats and be the best at their position. A lot of these guys have huge egos and I wouldn’t be surprised if in the future some of these guys are lobbying to get into the game just to get their fantasy numbers up instead of thinking about what’s best for the team. I’m sure it’s not much a problem now, but who knows in the future. I mean, from what I read, if refs are asking teams to take time-outs for commercials, who knows what can fester and develop within the league?
I make a deal with the football Gods
If the Texans have a chance at winning (which, looking at the schedule seems rather bleak) then I offer the Gods my fantasy teams as a sacrifice. However I never, and I do mean never, cheer for anyone on my fantasy team going against the Texans. Sometimes, it ends up more along the lines of silver lining thinking. But most times I just snarl and wait for the offense to pick up. Besides I tend to pick up mostly Texans if I can help it.
Go Pterodactyl!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
cowgirls and tits players
will never find a place on my roster. It would make my head explode.
Yes, even though, according to Troy Aikman, Miles Austin is one of the top two, IF NOT THE TOP receiver in the league right now, I would not entertain a one of them on my team.
I take the Texans because they are great fantasy players. I don’t root for the other teams, just the fantasy players I own.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
This is my first year participating in fantasy
and I still don’t get the appeal. I don’t find it fun in the least even when I win a week. So this will be my last year doing it. Don’t care.
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Oct 20, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions
Glad you addressed this
Fantasy football is sweeping the nation, but no one knows how to act when playing. I play fantasy football, but I never talk about it when I’m watching a game. Most of my friends don’t even know I have a team. You know why? No one gives a crap about your fantasy football team but you. Seriously, no one. You could have the best team in the world, but who cares other than you?
I would say the guy that you highlight in your story is the prime example of what not to do in public. If you can’t figure out how inappropriate that is then there’s really not a lot you have going for you, unless maybe your fantasy football team is doing well. Congrats, that’s an enviable life you got there.
Other violations would be NOT telling me that you have DeSean Jackson on your team (I’m an Eagles fan) if you see me cheering for the birds at the bar. Great and all, but I don’t want to hear about it when McCoy scores a touchdown. Seroiusly, I’ve had it happen in Portland and I can’t stand when I’m next to someone like that. I don’t want to celebrate with you on D-Jax only plays, and if you have Homo as your QB or someone from the opposing team (or the opposing defense worse yet) then you’re inevitably going to piss me off speaking your mind. Either your with me or your not, so again the fallback is to shut your piehole.
The only, ONLY time you should be talking about your team is if there is a neutral game on and the guy next to you has the same person on thier team. If that happens to be the case, cheer away. Clink glasses, enjoy the moment. You’ve found someone who give a crap the same way you do.
Also, don’t draft people from teams that you should instinctively hate. Yes, it gives you an advantage to look at things objectively, but there are plenty of options without picking from the cowgirls, squealers and vigiants. Inevitably you are going to hope that those players do well, and what’s good for them is good for the team. Are you that that quick to turn your loyalty away from the team that you grew up with? I mean let’s face it, there’s no science to FF, just hope and luck. Obviously some players are better for your team than others, but there are plenty of choices. When you’re drafting and you have to choose between Dez Bryant and someone on a team that you don’t despise right next to each other in projections, why on earth would you chose Bryant?
Fantasy football is like porn. Do it in your own home and you don’t need to tell me about it. Don’t cheer about it when your watching your team (aiken to yelling someone else’s name while having sex with your girlfriend/wife/what have you. Big no-no.) If you pick someone from the wrong team to watch, your friends will start wondering about you. If you want to come out of the closet that you are secretly gay (read: a cowboys fan), by all means. Just don’t expect the phenomenal team, fans and cheerleaders you were with to be waiting if you decide that you you really don’t like Homo afterall.
It turns out I overestimated my apathy, but not enough to matter.
by einman77 on Oct 21, 2010 1:36 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
The League is quickly becoming the funniest show on TV
And yeah, douchebags who cheer for their fantasy team over their real team deserve a good, old-fashioned, wood-shed curb stomping. So, if you have a curb near your wood shed, you best be cheering only for the Texans.
"Foster - Texan for Score!" ~ Rip Jersey
Hell yeah!
It keeps getting better and better.
But I do miss all the shiva quips
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
Not possible for me
I simply have a large portion of the houston roster on my fantasy teams… As a result i am also 4-2 in alot of my leagues….

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