Jamarcus Russell In Houston

by kozanack on Oct 20, 2010 7:34 PM CDT

Brace yourself! Jamarcus Russell is in town for a workout. Will he end up as the Texans third string QB? Follow the link and find out.
Jamarcus Is In Town

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He's obviously going to SF

They’re a little thin at #1 Draft Pick QB rejects with only Alex Smith and David Carr on their roster. While I expect they’ll choose a QB with their first pick in next year’s draft, they could use some veteran #1 pick help on the roster.

Next Question.

by WhiskeyR on Oct 20, 2010 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs

Lulz

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Oct 20, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions

Please tell me he's trying out for at a DT

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Oct 20, 2010 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Oct 20, 2010 8:00 PM CDT reply actions

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Oct 20, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

NOOOOOOO!!!

LIES!!! Well guys, he does have a cannon for a arm. 70 Yard touchdown to andre johnson??

by fgp on Oct 20, 2010 9:38 PM CDT reply actions

IS THIS REAL? OH MY GOD, THIS IS REAL!!! OH WHAT THE HELL. I MUST NOW PRAY TO MY GOD, MEL GIBSON

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Oct 20, 2010 9:40 PM CDT reply actions

Maybe this is Kubiak's legacy right here?

I mean, if he can turn Jamarcus Russel into a legit starting option, wouldn’t he be the best at grooming QB’s of all time?

by fgp on Oct 20, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions

I heard he groomed elway's

bush weekly…

I heard Brian Cushing like to do it with girls in a really uncomfortable place and i am not talking about the back seat of a Volkswagen
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Oct 20, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

WIN

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Oct 20, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions

Hey, Kubiak was only Elway's Fluffer.

He was not his gardener….

We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster

by Schlauton on Oct 20, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

that is not what his wife said during coitus.

I heard Brian Cushing like to do it with girls in a really uncomfortable place and i am not talking about the back seat of a Volkswagen
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Oct 21, 2010 4:44 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs

I'm okay with this

We didn’t sign him and he won’t be a starter. If he can help the team then great. If he can’t then great.

Now Frank Bush on the other hand…………..

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 20, 2010 9:56 PM CDT reply actions

He's gonna be a TE.

by Bobbythegreat on Oct 20, 2010 10:43 PM CDT reply actions

He’s gonna be a DE

Fixed.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 21, 2010 7:14 AM CDT up reply actions

I'm sure Russell is a better DC than Bush

Maybe that’s why we brought him in…

of course my 2 year old is a better DC than Bush so that’s not saying much

by FreeRange on Oct 20, 2010 11:03 PM CDT reply actions

Maybe on gameday they'll put him behind the endzone

so he can hurl rocks for 70 yards at Peightaun. Not that he would actually hit him or anything.

I am Sancho

by HoustonTransplant on Oct 21, 2010 12:29 AM CDT reply actions

I vote kittens

it will save them from my wrath on gameday

I heard Brian Cushing like to do it with girls in a really uncomfortable place and i am not talking about the back seat of a Volkswagen
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Oct 21, 2010 1:35 AM CDT up reply actions

You know

I really do hope he finds success in the NFL. I doubt that will be with the Texans.

by cubic on Oct 21, 2010 2:31 AM CDT reply actions

Was there a hot dog eating contest?

Only reason I can think he’d be in Houston.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Oct 21, 2010 7:47 AM CDT reply actions

Resupplying on codeine syrup probably

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Oct 21, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions

We did invent chopping and screwing after all

by cubic on Oct 21, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions

I would rather see:

Giff Nielson as our back-up

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

by Remember the Alamo on Oct 21, 2010 12:50 PM CDT reply actions

Or Oliver Luck

Or Billie Joe Tolliver
Or Cody Carlson

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 22, 2010 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions

Thinking ahead?

I doubt anyone expects Leinart to be here next year (he signed a one year contract, right?) so they might be looking for possible backups for next year. What better time than a bye week? If anything this tells me Kubs doesn’t trust Orvy at all.

by Big T33 on Oct 21, 2010 12:55 PM CDT reply actions

Would you?

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Oct 21, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions

Well

I don’t know enough about JR if he was a victim of being a Raider, or he was just THAT bad. Probably a little bit of both. I think Leinart would be too expensive to keep around, Kubes might think he could teach JR how to actually hit the side of a barn and have him around for a few years for low cost.

I assume since he was a first overall pick that he was at some point a decent QB. But again, I don’t know much about him pre-Oakland.

by Big T33 on Oct 21, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions

Russell

was the beneficiary of an outstanding defense in college. That’s pretty much it. Oh, and Al Davis loves QBs with big arms.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Oct 25, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions

Trust Orvy to do what?

I wouldn’t trust Dan to hit water if he fell out of a boat

by FreeRange on Oct 21, 2010 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions

The one thing Russell has over Orlousy

He can lead block on a reverse quite well

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Oct 22, 2010 1:49 AM CDT up reply actions

WAit, there was NO mention of the Texans in that article

Was there? It just said he is trainin w John Lucas (wierd) in Houston.

by theSpaceCityKid on Oct 22, 2010 2:41 PM CDT reply actions

John Lucas

He has done this with several athletes, in several sports. I respect John Lucas, even though he has some character issues. I don’t like Russell all that much but if Lucas can help him get his life turned around, more power to him.

I seriously doubt JaMarcus Russell every amounts to anything in the NFL.

by wasteph on Oct 23, 2010 4:23 AM CDT reply actions