Battle Red Radio - We're Like A Car Wreck on the Side of the Road
by bigfatdrunk on Oct 5, 2010 8:41 PM CDT
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Look, we forgot to do a fancily dancily post, so I'm just throwing this up there. We're sure to talk about the Raiders game, the upcoming Giants game, Minnie Mouse's needs, and, dare I say, beer.
Here's the link, because I can't find the easier link. DisplacedTexan is on the road, so we can't take calls tonight. But DT, MDC, me, and Rivers will be piling onto the Express Train o' Texans Love. Join us!
Post questions in the thread as I'll be keeping watch.
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First question
Are you this handsome and wonderful in real life?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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What a fantastic question!
I am so glad you asked.
Yes, yes I am.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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What a fantastic audience
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Oct 6, 2010 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Can't wait!
The Express Train O’ Texans Love….
Who is the caboose?
I dub the Giants..... New York City glamor-boys
Not this week
Sorry. DT’s on the road. Possibly next week.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Ok, I got it...
I’ll just listen in and type my queeries here
I dub the Giants..... New York City glamor-boys
I missed the first two minutes....can you repeat what I missed?
I dub the Giants..... New York City glamor-boys
What the fuck?
Best game as a pro…Antonio Smith, LOL!
I dub the Giants..... New York City glamor-boys
Once in awhile can you say your name so I know who's talking, please?
I dub the Giants..... New York City glamor-boys
Hi!, bfd....
I agree on Mario pulling disappearing act. Seems he stands up and just arm wrestles. But I think it’s a matter that he can’t go full speed and he is really taking a down off, just trying to conserve his energy. Who is taking his place? At least he’s containing.
I dub the Giants..... New York City glamor-boys
Arian Foster is a stud
He is top three RBs in the league right now. No one doubts that.
I dub the Giants..... New York City glamor-boys
I do
He’s playing well and all, but he’s not one of the 3 best NFL RBs… I really think people downplay the job our offensive linemen have done blocking for our rbs. The Texan RB with the lowest YPA is Slaton averaging 5.5 yards per rush, both Ward and Foster are averaging over 6…
Yeah
Its a bit early to crown foster a top 3 nfl rb.
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/
I already did, dude.
Plus I have heard talking heads on TV and radio saying the same thing. You are late to the party.
I dub the Giants..... New York City glamor-boys
Don't get me going on Kubiak
Needless to say, that was a good move with Foster. Tough love.
I dub the Giants..... New York City glamor-boys
Meyers? I'm a little concerned about him this weekend
I thought the Giants Ts were strong
I dub the Giants..... New York City glamor-boys
Canty and Cofield aren't huge but they play big
I think they’re both around 310 or so.
I dub the Giants..... New York City glamor-boys
...run blocking wise.
Don’t ever think I’m praising his pass blocking.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
if leach goes down how bad are we fucked?
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 5, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
Softball question
Time to let Joel Dreessen start…at least through the bye week?
"Lord, beer me strength."
He pretty much took over last weekend, I would say
More of that.
I dub the Giants..... New York City glamor-boys
in your ideal world who would you have acquired as a cb in the offseason?
asomugha for a 2nd, 4th, and a 3rd next year as an example?
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 5, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
What do you think is the weakest part of the Giants defense?
Interested to hear this, because, I imagine the Texans are formulating an offensive scheme to try to take advantage of it. I might put out there that one of their weaknesses is over-pursuit…hint
I dub the Giants..... New York City glamor-boys
Question For The Host
Why did you hang up on Rivers? He didn’t even make a joke about you living at home with your mom.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
How nervous are you about Mario Manningham, Hakeem Nicks, and Steve Smith?
"Lord, beer me strength."
if matt schaub goes down who steps in and who stops everyone from comitting suicide?
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 5, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
Jason Babin
I believe his words will be “worse things have happened.”
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Is it true that Brad has pictures of Tim and that is why he wrote about his love for the Colts in the WP?
I dub the Giants..... New York City glamor-boys
I've only been listening for about 45 seconds
…but I was thinking the same thing.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
Or Amobi Okoye
Personally, I’m wounded by the obvious agenda employed by the media personalities of Battle Red Radio.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Oct 5, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
dont mention drunk co-eds. rothlessrapist will appear and have his way with you guys
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 5, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions
Unless they're broadcasting from the men's room, they should be ok
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
how drunk are you guys? will this show even end with any of you sober?
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 5, 2010 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
I have a feeling Brandon Jacobs will test the Texans
I dub the Giants..... New York City glamor-boys
"Wade Phillips is a blithering idiot"
Quote of the week.
Bonus points if you’ve had Blithering Idiot beer.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
Wonder if it's similar to
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
it'll get you drunk in. you'll be fucking fat girls in no time. mmm mmm mothafucka
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 5, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't know Nolan was in until he slammed the RB
Awesome play and I was wondering, is he playing SS?
I dub the Giants..... New York City glamor-boys
ah,
rugula?
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/
Not A Double Negative
“Redundant” was the word you were looking for there, Evan.
I’ll give you a pass, though, because I assume the margaritas at Chili’s are lethal.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
They are for someone who drinks Coors Light
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Oct 5, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I almost pointed that out
…but decided I wasn’t drunk enough to comment of word choices
::continues drinking Diet Coke::
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
Sigh.
I mean the double negative. But thanks for the grammar lesson, Mr. Deegan my 5th grade English teacher.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 5, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
this show is too funny!
how is this not a national show?
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 5, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions
I'll get some guys from 1560 to listen
We’ll get them on-air in no time
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
Is that sarcasm?
Because, honestly, I CAN’T TELL!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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Which one of you guys is surprised at the 3 and 1 start?
I dub the Giants..... New York City glamor-boys
So since Frank Bush isn't getting fired anytime soon...
What else do you have to say about the Texans, bfd?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
have sex with your mother....he is a mothafucka lol
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 5, 2010 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
Train wrecks are purtier than this show.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
That was more entertaining than I thought it would be
I dub the Giants..... New York City glamor-boys
Pshh, it was like a trainwreck for the ears.
And let’s face it, when was the last time there was a trainwreck you could stop watching?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
they prematured
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 5, 2010 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
I'll be calling in next week with my Astro's questions.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
Just fair warning...
Every answer I give will begin with “Ed Wade delendus est”
And probably end with that too.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 5, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
is there a podcast for previous shows?
i need moooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrreeee
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 5, 2010 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
Click the link in the post
I think. They should all be there. Let me know if not.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
they are all there. im about to goo in my pants.
wait im not wearing any!!!!!!!
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 5, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
did I miss it?
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/
Should be able to listen to it
It stores all the old shows. Theoretically there’s a way to get them embeded on the site (on the side.) Just haven’t looked into it yet.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 5, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow
I really shouldn’t have done this podcast. A little tipsy, and in a horribly bad mood. The former because of the latter.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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Uh...
That’s pretty much the story for every week. And yet we keep coming back. Like moths to a flame.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 5, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
You people actually seem to like this show
I am perplexed, yet appreciative.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Honestly, I did.
It was the first one that I’ve managed to hear any of live, and I’m going to forget againmake an effort to listen again next time
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
To be fair
We forget to remind everyone. So yeah….
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 5, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
srsly
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/
please ....... don't............stop!!!!!!!!!
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 5, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
It was still...
better then working on an outline for a stupid paper for an even dumber class.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
What Rivers said
Thank y’all.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
no sir
thank you.
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/
See,
now you’re just kissing ass.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
I need all the asskissing I can get
Ainsworth is going to have me sent to the slammer for showing 5 second clips of NFL games.
It’s good practice.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Taking questions on BRR.....FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY!
/had to be said
"Lord, beer me strength."
Big time hosts get big time drunk
And have big time ideas about things to say that won’t come out coherently.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
We should talk more about Shaun Cody
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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Why?
Like to talk about ghosts?
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http://www.battleredblog.com
does that he mean he dissapears during games?
my concern is when is he going to remove the child molester mustache? its fuckin creepy.
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 5, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm concerned
as to his continued existance.
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/
So he is alive!
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/
he didn't buy them five guys after the skins game?
wtf
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Oct 6, 2010 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions
He's from SoCal...or at least went to SC....
Makes sense. But yeah, Five Guys would be nice. Damn, now you’ve made me want some HT.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Five guys is way more expensive then in and out
and in and out is better anyways.
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/
Made myself want some lol
Too bad they won’t be open by the time I’m heading to the airport in the AM. Oh well, will have to hit it up on Monday!
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Oct 7, 2010 2:43 AM CDT up reply actions
you're like a car wreck on the side of the road?
no matter where you are lawsuits are certain to follow?
You Have been banned from Stampede Blue
"inciting readers to get me fired is a quick ticket to banning" - BBS
Comment that got me banned:
You can send your complaints to dhalprin123@gmail.com
by JustAJ on Oct 5, 2010 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Oft indicted
Never convicted.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
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