This is the title of a typical incendiary blog post

This comment is indeed an angry rebuttal to the author’s post. This sentence is a call for said author to be removed from his position of authority on this blog. This sentence is an extremely offensive and personal attack on author’s wife/mother/childhood pet meant to incite anger.

… sarcastically taking a single point error and implying multiple derogatory things about the author’s life, the species of his ancestors, which side of the single/double digit I.Q. border he lands on, and his lack of physical relations which leads to his subsequent compensatory execution of solo pleasure while dreaming of a female relative/neighbor/actress/pet. This comment goes on to question why the author was ever selected to write for this publication to begin with and goes on to make multiple unsupported ad-homs stating that if it weren’t for the low standards of the publication (which this local grammar and spelling troll for some odd reason visits quite frequently) then the writer wold be out on the streets panhandling on some street corner with a badly stained, horridly misspelled and grammatically incorrect cardboard sign. This troll ends the statement with a reference to a favorite pet, room full of chimpanzees, or inanimate object who the troll insists can do a “way better” job.

And ironically, the grammar and spelling troll does no spell- or grammar- check on his own post, thereby adding a meta-level of hilarity to his response.

I think there may be certain bloggers who actually have this tattooed on the palm of their hands for easy reference. It’s uncannily similar to some articles I used to read at this one place…

This sentence uses facts to back up the notion that what the author is stating is incorrect.

/comment gets deleted and user is banned

expresses the outrage of a visitor from another blog as to how poorly the leader of a blog can actually right, and his apparent lack of appropriate medication to control a myriad of psychosocial problems.

this sentence explains to everyone how this is his opinion and if you don’t like it don’t read it. This sentence agrees wholeheartedly with what OP stated. This sentence again is condescending to those who disagree with OP. This sentence calls everyone who disagrees a derogatory yet sophisticated term to imply both my intelligence and your lack there of. This sentence tells OP to keep up the good work. This sentence is an attempt to get on OP’s good side to have a shot at being able to post similar inflammatory remarks against the team I supposedly root for on the front page.

But is simply a “+1”, while this comment is not here at all.

Or at least it seems to. Actually the next sentence insinuates that the posters who caused the vituperative attacks are dysfunctional adults living with parents and subsisting on childish food and entertainments.

The next sentence shifts tactics and suggests that everyone is taking the whole thing too seriously and to get a life. The next sentence suggests that the author has a life, one full of extreme sexual fulfillment which he will resume enjoying immediately after posting reply.

All true fans to come join the rest of us true believers on the forums of one of our chief rivals. It explains that you will find nothing but good honest on topic talk, without any of the rhetoric or incendiary titles you have come to hate.

This paragraph explains that while it is odd to hang out on another fan groups forums, they are quite gracious hosts.

The post is filled with expletives, racial slurs, finger pointing, telling the OP where he can shove it. Then this post ends with a great deal of words just explaining how much hate is given towards the OP finishing with an imaginary flipping of the bird!

Thus there is nothing here

Drawn in MS Paint, that proves the poster’s point in a funny and ironic way.

makes the point that these threads have gotten so predictable, that a generic post, could be pre programed into a computer, to allow for future threads to be completely auto generated, just by adding a few key words and names, and future more this seems like it has been done before, maybe by the industry that produces romance novels.

This sentence waxes philosophically about the burden of being accused of lying when in reality noone else understands the special privileges to which the author is a party.

This sentence purveys in melancholy fashion the overwhelming burden the author bears to report said information in spite of the repeated attacks of the less educated.

This sentence reiterates the false claim to insider knowledge and ends with a decision on the author’s part to ban certain poster’s in an attempt to maintain civility in the thread when in reality the bans are because the author cannot defend his postion.

The post is then is signed BigBlueShoe.

This sentence’s purpose is rail, rant, curse and bemoan a person/player that I cannot stand, and yet must spend my time trying to find ANY place to tell how little I think of them.

this sentence poorly worded post from china express expressing one or two word of agreement with original poster but also offering selling designer handbag GOOD DEAL YOU BUY!!!

this sentence not actual sentence but link with several website for you buy handbag

this sentence angrily express frustration that earlier chineses poster already post links for buy good deals Nike when clearly handbag better Nike

this sentence with out-of-place punctuation and capitals

that is intended to disguise the subsequent pretentious and self-promoting praise of this post. This is a patronizing thank-you to those who contributed in small ways to help make the awesomeness of this post possible.

such as "I, amongst many other of the core contributors at Stampede Blue, are officially boycotting the site due to the deplorable “leadership” of head blogger BigBlueShoe. We ask, but do not expect, support, from you, our fellow fans, regardless of your team affiliation. The ideals of fairness and respect that are the foundation of this great sport that we all love should not stop at the chalk on the boundaries of the gridiron, but should continue through to the fans and beyond. To show your support you may email dhalprin123@gmail.com at SBNation and respectfully ask for the removal of Brad Wells as head blogger of Stampede Blue. Thank You. "