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Open Game Day Thread: Texans v. Colts On Monday Night Football - 4th Quarter

It isn't the fat lady singing, but Billy Ray Cyrus singing the national anthem should have been an omen for the abomination that is this game would become for the Texans...


With the crowd seeming to thin out, I debated not even creating a 4th quarter thread. But for those that are glutton's for punishment, feel free to wallow in your misery in the thread below...

I'm going to start on the recap...doubting it will hold the magic that the one I started against the Redskins did...

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Am I wrong for wanting to smash my TV and hope it gets us 17 points inside the next 15 points.

Who else feels bipolar when you watch the Texans play?

by Lovemhatem on Nov 1, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Not true

Denver on Thursday night, Jacksonville on Monday Night a couple of years ago.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 1, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bleach

Makes the long term memory go.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 1, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oops

Posting in the wrong thread. For some reason, we want the game to be one play longer than it has to be.

by Vince Stros on Nov 1, 2010 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Worst. Free. Play. EVAH

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I have no doubt we can do that.

But we also have to hold the Colts on every possession from here on out.

Unlikely.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 1, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe he breaks a nail throwing his 9th TD of the day

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

We'd like the option for an extra play at the end of the quarter

so Schaub can erase any confidence left at all in the fan base

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Man that could of been a disaster.

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone...

needs to lose their job over this.

First half offense was absolutely atrocious. What’s bad is that they did exactly what everyone knew they were going to do. Offensive play was a joke. 8 yards a carry, yet we’re throwing the ball left and right.

Like I said, someone needs to be held accountable, and their job needs to be taken away from them.

by Amivy on Nov 1, 2010 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Won't happen.

Don’t hold your breath. They’ll fire Bush after the season is over and all the damage is done.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 1, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't even blame the D on the first half...

Holding them to 10 points is HUGE. Yet having schaub make 1 read on plays and throwing the ball regardless of coverage is getting old really fast. That pick 6 he had foster/leach in the flat, yet forces the ball on his 1 and only look to kevin and the ball is taken in for 6.

by Amivy on Nov 1, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

The only hope now is for a Colts turnover. (And that the offense scores every possession)

But the “Cover Who?” scheme doesn’t do that so…..

Seriously though, come on Scondary, GET A PICK.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Nov 1, 2010 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I have learned to never count us out. Maybe Pollard and Cushing will step out of a timemachine from last year and wreck shop. Heres hoping.

Who else feels bipolar when you watch the Texans play?

by Lovemhatem on Nov 1, 2010 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Sorry, guys.

Everyone I’ve rooted for this entire week has lost.

Maybe I should’ve pretended to root for the Colts.

by fanoftheunderdogs on Nov 1, 2010 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

cant hurt

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Nov 1, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

We might forgive you someday

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

flag!

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Nov 1, 2010 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Andre Johnson...

bless his heart.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, some offense? Right now?

by fanoftheunderdogs on Nov 1, 2010 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey, Colts fan here

Just to say that Andre Johnson is a beast.

Dallas Clark: Some tight ends catch. Some block. Clark just owns.

by Sir Sci on Nov 1, 2010 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

we know

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Nov 1, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jacoby! I KEEL U

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

hot potatoe....here

Foster…take this and do something with it! ZOMG JJ!!

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

<3 Foster

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Nov 1, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Arian Foster

Arian Foster Arian Foster

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com

by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 1, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

That bootleg has not worked all game. Why do they keep running it?

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

um....yeah, fuck running the ball

 right Koooobzor?

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok boys

do it again

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Nov 1, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Arian deserves the gameball today. Inspired Peformance

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Arian Foster

Arian Foster Arian Foster Arian Foster

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com

by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 1, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I just need to talk to Schaub for like, 15 seconds.

So that I can explain to him why running backwards on a roll-out pass is bad for business.

by Nashmeister on Nov 1, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Exactly. What happened to him this year?

The passing game is taking games off this season.

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Note to coaches

RUN THE FUCKING BALL….

The End!

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

...

I cannot possibly believe that the Texans are now down only 10 points after playing so horribly.

by fanoftheunderdogs on Nov 1, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

haha

Welcome to Houston Texans football where bewilderment awaits.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

grats!!

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

-see- Texas Tech, Baylor 2010

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

It should be

17-20. Thx Schaub for the pick 6

by BdoFiFtY81 on Nov 1, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

And thank Kubiak for not running the ball.

by fanoftheunderdogs on Nov 1, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't start with Schaub hate

are team just got a breath of life

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Nov 1, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

our Team*

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Nov 1, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

The adjustments made at halftime for the offense...

Is exactly the same thing everyone on any and every blogging, media channel has said to do 2 weeks ago. Yet somehow someone calling the plays in the first half didnt get that memo

by Amivy on Nov 1, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

They're doing just enough

to make you think that they can win it. Just to destroy our souls. Kubiak truly hates the fan base.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Nov 1, 2010 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

The defense needs a 3 and out or to make a play.

They need to get something here.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Can our 2 min drill consist of Foster, Foster, and Andre?

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Foster passing to Andre on that third one, preferably.

Or maybe even Jacoby. He had a nice completion to Foster earlier.

by Nashmeister on Nov 1, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

so....

they took two weeks to put a game plan together that basically was:

“beat the shit out of the Colt’s fist with our face” and then do a Rocky-esque come back?

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Brilliant!

Why didn’t I think of that?

Gary Kubiak is an evil genius.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com

by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 1, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Homer Simpson boxing

just wear them down by taking hits. It could work! Peyton could get sick of throwing TD passes.

by cubic on Nov 1, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I took Avandia and died

how the hell could I call the number on the screen? Just sayin’

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

for following pharmaceutical news

KP

by stanfordkp on Nov 1, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now all we need

Is two stops on Manning.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com

by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 1, 2010 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Okay...

Jam him. That slant has been run about 7 times.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Lets hope for a Peighton-copter

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

what is the actual fine

for decapitation?

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Now would be an awesome time

For Mario to sack Manning.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com

by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 1, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I like you

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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by nolander on Nov 1, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

bull

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/

by nolander on Nov 1, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

hot diggity

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/

by nolander on Nov 1, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO CATCH! NO CATCH

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's see if the ref is as blind as the ref for the KC game.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com

by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 1, 2010 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Mario needs to do more of that.

Amp it up. Eat a mushroom, bitch.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh

Gotta go make breakfast/lunch for my son.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com

by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 1, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll take some eggs sunny side up....

Few pieces of bacon and some hash browns.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok, whenever Gary wins a catch

what happens next based on history? I’m afraid to look….

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Shut up!

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

told you

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Nov 1, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate this pattern

when will it change to benefit us to win challenges?

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

challenge*

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Really?

Let’s see… Bad in coverage: check. Missed tackles due to going for the big hit and not wrapping up: check. Unsportsmanlike conduct penalties: hey, you’re right! He should have had one there, though.

by Nashmeister on Nov 1, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Defense has been better than it has been....

but they just aren’t making a play. The pass rush is non existant.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Manning is too good

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/

by nolander on Nov 1, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Manning calls an audible

and EWWW drops back to Delaware leaving the WR open

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Manning is finding the weaknesses in this defense on every pass, huh?

No shit. It’s not that tough. Close your eyes, spin around a few times, and throw the ball up into the air. Odds are, somebody in a blue jersey is gonna come down with it.

by Nashmeister on Nov 1, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

They could beat our ass with 8 players at this point

in fact, they could dress out Betty White and Wilford Brimley and whip us.

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

dropped a pick

that was our chance and our D in a glance. Unclutch

by Draco on Nov 1, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

bending but not breaking

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/

by nolander on Nov 1, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Still means we have to stop Peighton at least one more time

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or onside kick.

I like our chances of that more, to be honest.

by Nashmeister on Nov 1, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

A TD cuts it to 6.......

Come on offense. Score again.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

And of course….that pick 6…..that’s probably gonna be the goddamn difference.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

I’m not going to rail on the defense for this one. Kubiak gets the blame here.

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/

by nolander on Nov 1, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Defense has held the Colts to

23 points. That’s more than I could have hoped for.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

The thing is

that our defense would have to stop them from running down the clock. They haven’t managed that all game unfortunately.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Nov 1, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

but Jackson sucks. He looks like a timid baby out there all the time. He probably missed that pick because his arms were shaking so much. Most Pro ready my ass.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Nov 1, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

On a brighter note.

I have Adam Vinateri on my fantasy team and he won me my matchup.

by forloveofthegam3 on Nov 1, 2010 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

a whole lot

with what time is remaining.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Nov 1, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was lip reading and he said

What the fuck? How does the corner not pick six that thing? I wrapped it with a bow for him….

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I HATE saying this.

But please bring Cushing in on pressure at least once!

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

they did that

the whole drive. wtf u talking abotu

KP

by stanfordkp on Nov 1, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh sorry, im not used to seeing him being so ineffective

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

They've been blitzing him

He’s not getting there.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

they have

and everytime Bush called a ridiculously obvious blitz, Manning would throw a slant to Wayne.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Nov 1, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

negrodamus

Its sad that even before the game statred I could predict this would happen. The all clinch their assholes when a game has any meaning

Reverend Pimp Daddy

by jahunter221 on Nov 1, 2010 10:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Schaub does know...

that we have other receivers right?

by Amivy on Nov 1, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

The really sad thing is that our defense is playing better than it has most of this season and they still are horrible.

Who else feels bipolar when you watch the Texans play?

by Lovemhatem on Nov 1, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

not good

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Nov 1, 2010 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Not that it matters...

But punting here is just conceding the game.

by Nashmeister on Nov 1, 2010 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Punt? We're not going to get the ball back!

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Make their shitty fucking punter punt it

so jacoby can take care of business

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/

by nolander on Nov 1, 2010 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

More quick screens to foster. Thats my cure. Sob

Who else feels bipolar when you watch the Texans play?

by Lovemhatem on Nov 1, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Why the fuck do you punt

down two TDs? We won’t get the ball back.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Nov 1, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm sick...Gimp Colts > Texans

fire some damn coaches already if they can’t put a game plan together to beat a broken team

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Dear Matt Schaub,

You have Andre Johnson and a desperate need for a score, just throw it up near him and you’ll have a better chance of something positive than what you’re doing.

by dhigs11 on Nov 1, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

2nd NFL carry

Still makes us look like ass.

by chrisjay84 on Nov 1, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

The offense just shat the bed.

Just looked awful for a half. Can’t win without the offense.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I think the Texans are just itimidated. You get in a culture of losing to the Colts, you'll never get out

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man this is making me not think straight. This D is sickining

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

worst defense in the nfl.....

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Nov 1, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Slant to reggie wayne or delayed draw....bank it.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Nov 1, 2010 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Nope

make the no name fucking TE look like a pro-bowler

by sammocyr on Nov 1, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

cut bernie.

i almost would rather have eugene there.

by CanadaGoose on Nov 1, 2010 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

3700 Texans in the box

and Manning kicks our ass…come on man!

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

At least I'll be away for a week.....

so I won’t have to see or read anything Texans related.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

By a year or two, really.

But don’t worry, he’ll be back to make a play about the same time that Halley’s Comet makes its next appearance.

by Nashmeister on Nov 1, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope the team throws the coaches under the bus during the press confrence

Literaly

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Pollard could have gotten that

Who else feels bipolar when you watch the Texans play?

by Lovemhatem on Nov 1, 2010 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Defense got a stop....

too bad the offense didn’t score the drive before.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Clock management by Colts= HORRIBLE

They want to spot us a few points.

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

1 play TD to andre?

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Nov 1, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Foster check downs??

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

game over they can run clock out even if we score at this point with only 1 timeout.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Nov 1, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Ahh!!! Not again!!!

Another 2 min warning FAIL

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

What a great way to waste the 2 minute warning

The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept

by Riott on Nov 1, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahahah

we didnt need those 26 seconds on the clock anyway right?? right?? awesome clock management.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Nov 1, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

And to think

ESPN was praising the Texans clock management before that.

by fanoftheunderdogs on Nov 1, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

The preparation

over the bye week as made us look like a well oiled…..well lubed dildo

by sammocyr on Nov 1, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

out of beer..

im done for this game. Hope they have a better showing next week.. ill be at reliant

by dhigs11 on Nov 1, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

26 seconds. We could of gotten 2 plays if we hurried

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

We are NEVER pepared in the firsthalf of games. Its UNBELIEVABLY BAD COACHING.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Nov 1, 2010 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Thus is scary

Who else feels bipolar when you watch the Texans play?

by Lovemhatem on Nov 1, 2010 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ needs to stay healthy this is over save him and take him out

Who else feels bipolar when you watch the Texans play?

by Lovemhatem on Nov 1, 2010 10:39 PM CDT reply actions  

I luv Andre, even with an injury, he still is trying every play

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Love Andre

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Nov 1, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ is a superhero

Who else feels bipolar when you watch the Texans play?

by Lovemhatem on Nov 1, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn OD

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Nov 1, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

bitch

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Nov 1, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

DAMN IT

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

also

Duane Brown gets the game ball for the Colts.

by cubic on Nov 1, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Dear coaches

Next game, come out running the ball please so that Schaub doesn’t make the NFL look like a corrupt product

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Good job, Shaub.

Way to hold on to the ball and have absolutely no pocket presence in a clutch situations.

by fanoftheunderdogs on Nov 1, 2010 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

It's over, man.

I applaud you for staying optimistic, right down to the final whistle.

If only that’s the way the Texans played.

by fanoftheunderdogs on Nov 1, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

bad game all around.

I used to defend Kubes but this is getting ridiculous. HORRIBAD play calling.

HAND THE FKING BALL TO ARIAN FOSTER.

And Frank Bush…he’s just embaressing.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Nov 1, 2010 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

No it isn't. Not when they are in tampa 2.

Couple big runs forces them to come in and THEN you hit them with the pass.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Nov 1, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

coaching a joke

If Kubiak is still the coach after this season I will not watch another Texans game until he is gone. Anybody that thinks he does a good job is delusional.

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by jahunter221 on Nov 1, 2010 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Gotta admit

I’ve been one of Kubiak’s biggest supporters, but this season is shaking my faith. We have a fucking all-pro running back and yet we come out every game and try to establish the pass. I just don’t get it. Horrible fucking game planning.

by LedTexan on Nov 1, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Were you around for Capers/Casserly?

Because if you were, then this statement makes no sense.

I want Kubiak gone, too. But I’m not quitting this team. Ever.*
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
*or unless Bud Adams buys the team.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 1, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

We had the talent to win this game, and we blew it.

Story of the season

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

This team

makes me physically ill. I feel like an abused spouse.

All these boundaries - Africa, Asia, Malaysia, America - are set by men. But you don't have to look at boundaries when you are looking at a man - at the character of a man. The question is: What do you stand for? Are you a follower, or are you a leader? -Hakeem Olajuwon

by SlatonShuffle on Nov 1, 2010 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

just sickening

I am truly speechless about the Texans. SPEECHLESS!!!! Fuck these overpaid cocksuckers

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by jahunter221 on Nov 1, 2010 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Worst player of the game awarded to...

Duane Brown

Who else feels bipolar when you watch the Texans play?

by Lovemhatem on Nov 1, 2010 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

4-3

Chances to win the AFC South took a hard blow today.

Split Seahawks/Texans fan. Don't like it? Don't care.

by .Bonzo on Nov 1, 2010 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Defense held the Colts to 23 points.

The offense gave ’em 7 and shat the bed in the first half.

Offense gets my blame.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Seriously?

“Holding” an opposing team to 23 points is not really an accomplishment.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Nov 1, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

This defense....Peyton Manning....

23 was far lower than I expected. They did a good enough job. The offense lost this game. That’s my opinion.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is when that team is the Colts

Sorry, but they’re one of the best teams in the NFL. Holding them to 23 is a major accomplishment for any defense, except maybe the Ravens.

by LedTexan on Nov 1, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Any contest?

Who else feels bipolar when you watch the Texans play?

by Lovemhatem on Nov 1, 2010 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey,

Good game guys. I’m a personal fan of Andre Johnson and Shaub, so I hope to see them succeed for the rest of the season.

Dallas Clark: Some tight ends catch. Some block. Clark just owns.

by Sir Sci on Nov 1, 2010 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks

Colts players, coaches and fans are a class act. Probably the best in the league really.

Unfortunately our Texans coaches just can’t get the team ready for games this year (unless they have several months to do it), and despite the players having any skill and heart…they are really uninspired & unprepared and it shows. Good game, the Colts played it well.

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good game guys

you made that a closer game than it should have been. these AFC South games are never easy it seems.

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Nov 1, 2010 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

question

would anyone really be sad if kubiak died in a firey car crash tonight. be honest.

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by jahunter221 on Nov 1, 2010 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Harsh dude.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

As much as I hate to say it the man has a few STROKES of genius…occasionaly

Who else feels bipolar when you watch the Texans play?

by Lovemhatem on Nov 1, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

but those strokes are by accident.

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by jahunter221 on Nov 1, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Nov 1, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

flagged

for being inappropriate. Grow up.

by Amivy on Nov 1, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm seriously concerned

about the Titans now. If a banged up Colts team took our lunch money, what will the Tits do to them?

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Peyton Manning + Scrub Backups > Texans and their "talent"

And did Cushing name EVER get called? Where the hell was he? guess those PEDs were for real.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Nov 1, 2010 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Can some one point me to the hire wade philips thread?

Can kubiak take brown with him?

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

by Remember the Alamo on Nov 1, 2010 10:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Well good night everybody,

We are still in 2nd place guys. We still got a bit of a chance. More than we had last year, and we were a tie breaker away from the playoffs. We’ll recover.

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim

by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 1, 2010 10:46 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

kubiak and bush need to go eat a glass lollipop and swallow

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by jahunter221 on Nov 1, 2010 10:46 PM CDT reply actions  

And that, ladies and gentlemen

Is how to successfully get out-coached by Peyton Manning. Fuck me.

Split Seahawks/Texans fan. Don't like it? Don't care.

by .Bonzo on Nov 1, 2010 10:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok we are 4-3 with San Diego coming in next

we split the season series with the Colts. we are still in good shape and always finish the season on a strong note. its just our third loss. its not like we are the Cowboys.

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Nov 1, 2010 10:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Look out our playoff hopes though

We’re in the AFC….the wild card hunt is just as hard if not harder than winning the division

Split Seahawks/Texans fan. Don't like it? Don't care.

by .Bonzo on Nov 1, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

the playoffs might be harder to achieve now but we played a great team and lost nothing to be a shamed of

we have only played the Colts in our Division we still got four more games and the Colt have lost two division games.

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Nov 1, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're not the Cowboys...

But we did lose to them. In fact, we got the shit kicked out of us by them.

I love your optimism. However, we’re seven games into the season. What you see is probably what you’re going to get. And what I see, is a team that isn’t any better than 8-8.

by Nashmeister on Nov 1, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

23 points

to a Colts offense that was missing Clark, Collie, and used a 3rd string running back

by metal_militia on Nov 1, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Peyton Manning

could use people off the street and still score 28 on most defenses

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Nov 1, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh.

Our defense was missing DeMeco, Barwin, and our ball-hawk free safety.

Oh, wait. We don’t have that last thing?

Still, the first two stand.

by Nashmeister on Nov 1, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

a voice of reason isnt allowed

while everyone is slitting their wrists. If you don’t go undefeated and win by 60 points in each win, everyone will give up on the season.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Nov 1, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

its sad

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Nov 1, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I Kubes has good qualities

He is an expert at drafting

Who else feels bipolar when you watch the Texans play?

by Lovemhatem on Nov 1, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Expert at drafting?

Like, our 2007 first-round pick, who gets pressure up the middle about once every six weeks? Or our 2008 first-rounder, who just got absolutely destroyed?

As bad as some of the coaching has been, it’s starting to look like we just don’t have very good players.

by Nashmeister on Nov 1, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

please donate

after watching kubiak coach for 4 and a half years I think I will start donating my leftover change to the retarded kids tray at mcdonalds

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by jahunter221 on Nov 1, 2010 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Bush

I remember when we hired Frank Bush with his little presser saying we would have an aggressive blitzing and violent defense, I’d say he was an epic fail and in no way is qualified for his position

by wkittinger on Nov 1, 2010 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

The only thing violent on his defense

is the training video Cush did while on suspension. So far this season we have yet to see anyone do anything to create game changing momentum (clean big hits, turnovers, etc).

Granted, today they “only” gave up 23 points against Manning. A few more stops would have been nice, but that’s pretty good vs that guy.

The coaches blew the offensive play calling completely and they sealed the fate of the game despite Foster, Leach and Johnson putting their hearts out there all night.

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like with OD....

Cushing did sit out a month…….if he’s still doing this after 4 games then I’ll worry about him.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

you make a good point there

and he is learning a new complex role at MIKE. Short week to prep for SD, but let’s hope the coaches learn something from this game at least. One good improvement tonight was the secondary. The coverage was better and Jackson & even EWW made a few impressive plays.

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

mcnair

kubiak HAS to be doing something under the table for mcnair. This man became a billionare in the energy industry, so does’nt he have to have SOME common sense to see Kubaik and Bush are TERRIBLE? Or maybe he just does’nt know SHIT about football.

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by jahunter221 on Nov 1, 2010 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

?????

And why can’t our offense and defense ever be on the same page in the same week. holding the colts to 23 points is good. But why does the offense have to dissapear? All coaching.

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by jahunter221 on Nov 1, 2010 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

How bout them apples....

Somebody got they ass beat up on MNF.

Houston had their fun, back to the way thing should be in the AFC South.

Bang

YOUR Indianapolis COLTS : XLI, XLIV

by SurfDUI on Nov 1, 2010 11:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

correct

You know what? You are absolutley right. Until the Texans show me something, they will always be losers at heart

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by jahunter221 on Nov 1, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well it took a while

But after being flooded with cool, classy Colts fans for the whole season, a douchebag finally showed up.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 1, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every fanbase has 'em.

GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.

by Synchysi on Nov 1, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

The ass hole just showed up

I’ll flag it for trolling, I advise other to do the same. There’s no room for that shit here.

Our heads may be bloody, but they are unbowed. We will be back next year better than ever!
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by coltsfan723 on Nov 2, 2010 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

i expected the colts to score 28 points tonight but had the texans scoring 30. boy was i wrong

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by jahunter221 on Nov 1, 2010 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Everyone predicted the math for tonight...

the call was the Texans needed to score more than 30 to win.

They didn’t so they didn’t!

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I will not!" ~ General Patton (should be Frank Bush's motto)

by MeMongo on Nov 1, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

24 would have done it, perhaps, if the pick-six doesn't happen.

Hell, maybe even less if the offense sustains even a single, precious drive in the first half to keep Manning off the field.

by Nashmeister on Nov 1, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

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