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Bleach Social: Where Are You Watching Texans-Jaguars?

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What venue will be fortunate enough to host you on Sunday as your Houston Texans aim to get back above .500? House? Bar? A dark, padded, windowless room? Tell us in the Comments.

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all by myself at home

I know it’s mostly irrational but a large part of me has totally quit on this season, in so far as I expect the Texans to win or even perform well. Completely stupid, but there it is. As a result, I am hiding all that football-related sadness from everyone lest it infect them. Maybe if the Texans win I’ll venture back into social football watching, but right now I wouldn’t want to inflict the rage and gloom on anyone.

by cubic on Nov 11, 2010 11:40 AM CST reply actions  

The usual...but different.

After performing my weekly ritual to Jobu/Durga, I will add a new wrinkle to my ritual. The night before the game, I will sit naked on the roof of my apartment wearing strategically placed leaves and mud from the ground, howling at the moon just as it is rising. Because Jobu and Durga aren’t cutting it, I’m adding a new idol to my collection, Odin. Then, after cleaning up, I’ll be at the Spot in Seattle again.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Nov 11, 2010 1:29 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I am going to take cyanide before the game

I just can’t bear to deal with this horrible, horrible, 4-4 team!

…so I’m guessing probably at home.

by riversmccown on Nov 11, 2010 1:50 PM CST reply actions  

I am actually goin to be in LA on Sunday...

so any ideas on where to watch it?

I heard Brian Cushing like to do it with girls in a really uncomfortable place and i am not talking about the back seat of a Volkswagen
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Nov 11, 2010 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

Oh were you guys planning on packing up and moving?

I understand new place new start to try and make the play off right…..dont worry one day one day if you all shall feel the play offs.

WE ARE JAGUARS.......FEAR OUR ROAR!!!!!!

by JaxBlaster on Nov 13, 2010 7:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I will be stalking mcnair2vy

Because I miss her. Greatly.

Else, I will be watching at home, folding laundry, while four hyperactive kids bounce around me, forcing me to do everything possible to not go all Tourette’s on their asses.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 11, 2010 2:20 PM CST reply actions  

There was a troll?

And I missed it? FUCK.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Nov 13, 2010 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Home...

Heart filled with the usual mix of hope and impending disappointment.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 11, 2010 2:30 PM CST reply actions  

Most Likely at Home

I think I am going to need Jeremiah Weeds

"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 11, 2010 2:38 PM CST reply actions  

I CAN'T WATCH IT!

…but, I’ll be joining in on the Kubiak bashing after the game! :P

I dub the jaguars..... untelevised!

by Rip Jersey on Nov 11, 2010 2:57 PM CST reply actions  

A dark corner in the fetal position with a bottle in each hand.

"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010

by LoneSpot on Nov 11, 2010 3:19 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

At home in my recliner

with various assorted snacks and drinks on the table beside me.

"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli

by texanslady on Nov 11, 2010 5:23 PM CST reply actions  

ahhh, the recliner.....

yes

I dub the jaguars..... untelevised!

by Rip Jersey on Nov 11, 2010 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

at home on my floor...

stretching, watching matt leinhart…. opps, i mean matt schaub, unless the dream was wrong, pull off a win for the texans.

by Danpassurweenie on Nov 11, 2010 7:36 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

ZO.M.G.

What an awesome handle.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 11, 2010 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

;)
i woke up this morning laughing about how one time i came home from an oilers game as a kid, it had to be the early-mid 70's when they were winning very sparingly. me and a friend were laughing like little kids will do, saying this phrase over and over again. i'm sure my mom was loving it.

so i thought this would make a good handle. of course, i should of left the ‘e’ off at the end to make it look more like #7’s last name.

as a long time houston football fan, it’s great to see a place where we can share our thoughts, or more like it, discomforts with one another!

by Danpassurweenie on Nov 12, 2010 6:55 AM CST up reply actions  

He was kind of the Rex Grossman of his era, wasn't he?

The man had no touch on the ball, but he could chunk it.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 12, 2010 7:48 AM CST up reply actions  

hahaha...

yeah, maybe. i’m ashamed to say i don’t know enough about grossman. it definitely wasn’t a given that he’d throw a completion. he was hot and cold if i remember.
i remember the huge chunks to kenny bourough. it’s a good thing they got earl campbell later on. of course not for earl today. and lets not forget his gift to the nfl quarterback, the flat jacket!

by Danpassurweenie on Nov 12, 2010 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey, Salad!

We going to do anything for the Austin peeps?

Dillo? Stacy?

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 11, 2010 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

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