Open Game Day Thread: Texans v. Jaguars - 4th Quarter
by Mike Kerns on Nov 14, 2010 2:09 PM CST
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PrintThe complaining has simmered down as the Texans have done their usual in being a one half team. Tie game headed into the final frame.
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Juh?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 14, 2010 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
No Gooood! Yay!
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
Defense today
3 forced punts, 2 forced FGs (1 missed), and 2 TDs to MJD.
Go defense?
"Lord, beer me strength."
The difference?
Pressure by the d line
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Amazing what happens..
When your 10th-overall DT isn’t completely worthless.
Welcome
To the shelter. You’re in a safe place.
Frank Bush delenda est
Brown'ed
"I was laughing at you" - Jayson Werth explains to Brett Myers why he got picked off 2nd base on an intentional walk.
The Jags
Are finding ways to lose. Truly, they are kindred spirits.
Frank Bush delenda est
wtf gus lol
schuuUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAB
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
After a VY Fumble!
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 14, 2010 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
But we appreciate you taking one for the team...
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
There can be only one.
Mediocrity will prevail.
Thank the gourd I missed most of this one.
Pick 6... c'mon Pick 6...
We’re all with you KJ…
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
Well, that was weak
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
So D gets a stop they miss the fg and we give it back after 4 plays?
Yep sounds like a Texans game
Yep
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 14, 2010 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
Ph shit guys. KJ hasn't fell down or his name
by fgp on Nov 14, 2010 2:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions
THEY ARE EVENLY MATCHED
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
It is the second commandment
Of Frank Bush.
Frank Bush delenda est
because then we will give up the big play
oh wait, we do anyways
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
Kareem Jackson will fall down.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Inactive
McCain time, likely
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 14, 2010 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
Del Rio says
I’ll show YOU mediocre.
Frank Bush delenda est
Carried over first down marker by Cushing
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
Hey
At least he didn’t awkwardly pause before tackling him
Frank Bush delenda est
Penne out, Thigpen in
"There is always someone on your heels that will keep you on your toes!"~Arian Foster
Yes he is
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 14, 2010 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
"so if, no wait I mean if...or is it
yeah that’s right, they have to win today but then the other teams have to lose before the end of the weekend and then, well if, yeah."
THE COLTS ARE ON THE BYE
Except they are playing Cinci
Fire Tasker.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Wow
JAX already with 30:00 ToP
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Tasker...
if the Colts lose to Cincinnati. But the Colts are on the bye so they can’t improve ground.
WTF?
"Lord, beer me strength."
If the colts lose, well they're on a bye so they cant lose ground
I could/ve sworn thet are playin Cinci at home today
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
I HATE THE BYE WEEK
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 14, 2010 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
of course theyre going for it
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
Tasker was dropped on his head way to often to be a color commentator
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
A 3rd down Stop1!!!
Its a miracle!
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Nov 14, 2010 2:24 PM CST reply actions
I don't know
BUT I HATE THE BYE WEEK
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 14, 2010 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
How does a QB sneak get like 6 yards?
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
That was kind of
Inevitable.
Frank Bush delenda est
Oh, FUCK YOU, Garrard
Doing that pointing first down shit.
I hope you get injured.
by Mike Kerns on Nov 14, 2010 2:25 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
garrad had years to throw that
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
McCain?
Couldn’t see
Frank Bush delenda est
Did anyone think we'd stop Garrard two plays in a row?!
I didn’t think so.
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
Then the knockout blow
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Wow.
That play hurt my soul.
Frank Bush delenda est
of course
that was bound to happen eventually
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Quin you bitch
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
by DilloTex on Nov 14, 2010 2:25 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Can we go back to the third quarter thread?
It was happier
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
It's sad
That we have to play Madden style.
Frank Bush delenda est
Every time the defense gives up a crucial first down
They just fucking quit.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 14, 2010 2:26 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
It would appear to be so
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 14, 2010 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
They had the wind takenout of their sails on the 4th down attempt
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Nov 14, 2010 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
At least there's a new episode of "The Walking Dead" on tonight
This is just a preview.
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
No...
That stone-handed zombie you saw was just Eugene Wilson.
Zac Diles cost effectively sucking donkey cock.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 14, 2010 2:26 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
But
He was only a seventh round pick
Frank Bush delenda est
Went to the Thrift Store
Picked up 49 yards, a touchdown, and a patched-up suede blazer
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 14, 2010 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
3rd and 12 at the start of the drive FFS!!
"I was laughing at you" - Jayson Werth explains to Brett Myers why he got picked off 2nd base on an intentional walk.
LMAO!!!!!
Damn we suck!!! You can’t blame that on a defensive scheme or anything like that, that was just piss-poor defensive play. From the line all the way back to the secondary!
Look at the time of possession
with 7 mins left
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
The sad thing is
I’m not surprised. Not at all. I can’t imagine any of you are either.
Frank Bush delenda est
Not surprised, just disgusted
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
No. No we're not.
That and copious amounts of alcohol make this shit bearable.
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
He looks awesome in my fantasy league...
Which is awesome!
Great coverage scheme.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
its the old don't cover the te zone play
its sneaky so you don’t expect it
Hey Rivers...
If you were ever offered a job to be an offensive or defensive coordinator for college, would you do it?
For a college?
Yeah, probably.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 14, 2010 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
Schaub int time yet?
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
throwing it on 3rd and 1
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
even with the flag, wtf kubiak
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
I see a waiver wire in Rasheen Mathis' future
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
"It's almost like Matt Schaub knew what was happening"
Except for not throwing the ball in the right spot.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
SERIOUSLY?!?!?
Passing the fucking ball on 3rd and 1?? I swear to god, if it wasn’t for the pass interference call I probably would’ve thrown myself off a bridge. what kind of play calling is that??
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Don't worry.
It was four-down territory. If they didn’t get it there, they could always just pass the ball on 4th-down.
by Nashmeister on Nov 14, 2010 2:34 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Easy there.
We only QB sneak on 4th-and-1’s that are actually 4th-and-3s.
AJ TD?????
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Andre Johnson
Is amazing.
Frank Bush delenda est
LOL WTF
NICE RULES NFL
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
THAT STUPID RULE GOT US AGAIN!!!!!
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Someone cure us from end zone Jacoby-itis
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
FUCK THAT RULE
In the asshole.
Frank Bush delenda est
Totally losing the challenge
Goddamnit.
Frank Bush delenda est
Can somone explain the play to me?
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Nov 14, 2010 2:36 PM CST reply actions
No. No one can. That's the fucking problem.
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
Schaub drills Walter for the catch.
Walter has possession in the end zone while his knee is down…back on the turf…….Walter raises the ball to show ref the catch, ball slips out.
"Lord, beer me strength."
If he has stopped moving when he lifts the ball it should be a TD
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Nov 14, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Basically, you have to catch the ball, get up, dust yourself off
and then flip the ball to the official for the TD to count.
if it isnt ruled a TD
i quit the NFL
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
Yeah, I'm sproutin' some GJ love myself for calling out that Tasker-anti-Texan-leg-humping bitch
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
if thats not a td by rule
the nfl sucks elephant dick
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
by nolander on Nov 14, 2010 2:36 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
The only thing NHL has on the NFL.
Changing dumbass rules before it costs another team another game.
How is not that a Catch?!!!
The NFL is dumb with this “process of a catch” bullshit
You'd think sliding five feet counts as completing a catch
he was fucking holding it up for the refs to see.
By that process of a catch rule...
The process was completed. It was a secondary action…therefore, it SHOULD be ruled TD.
he was already down and then the ball came out
how is that not a td? The play was already over right?
Showing he had the ball it came out
That’s a touchdown!!!
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
This would have been a TD a couple plays ago.
If Schaub didn’t have a noodle arm. AJ probably loses 4-5 TDs year because of that
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
All I know is.....
On his back, knee down…….ball in hands. Slides through…ball in hands. TD.
But I bet it stands because of the bullshit interpretation
"Lord, beer me strength."
prepare to be screwed :)
probably with no vaseline
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
SHUT THE FUCK UP TASKER
I HATE BYE WEEKS
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
I love me some Gus Johnson...
FUCK YOU TASKER!!!
Allow me to reiterate how awful the Bengals are.
Although at this point, we’re too shitty for anything that happens to the Colts or Titans to matter anyways.
But it needs to be said.
Well I'll be fucked in the ass with a chainsaw
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
We didn't get fucked
I don’t even know how to feel.
Frank Bush delenda est
bad D helps us here
4 mins is time to ole down the field, then leave enough time to come back again.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
How have we been so lucky to get Gus Johnson so often on commentary?
He is just amazing. Period. He and Andre Johnson should be inducted together. It would be very fitting.
I can live with Tasker sucking donkey balls...
As long as Gus is there, too.
And like somebody said earlier...
When AJ is inducted, Gus should do his Andre Johnsooooooooooon!!! Yell, and then AJ should mimic him out of respect for when AJ inducts Gus. Lol.
Good news: It's a TD
Bad news: too much time for the Jags
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Yeah,
We need to stop them short of our 40 yd line.
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Nov 14, 2010 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
To be fair...
Anything more than 25 seconds is too much time, as evidenced by that Titans’ game in which Bironas kicked 6,421,520 field-goals against us.
Nnnnnhhh... Thanks for bringing THAT up again...
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
...with worms eating you from the inside out.
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
Leinart, giving sage advice to K Dub
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
Anyone else get the feeling...
That the only reason they overturned it was because they fucked us last week, and had just penalized us out of another TD on the chop block?
Wait wait wait
NOW they wanna claim this second act bullshit, where was that last week with Foster?
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
BUT ITS ONLY EVEN
HE DIDNT HOLD ON TO THE BALL!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 14, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
They need to concrete fix this rule in the offseason
However, the explanation is good. A catch, possession, and a second act.
"Lord, beer me strength."
So far....
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Nov 14, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
http://www.firstrow.net/sports/american-football.html
Find the game you want.
"Lord, beer me strength."
go here
http://myp2p.eu/broadcast.php?matchid=93436&part=sports
click on the first “hiwarez” veetle link, I found it better than the firstrow.net one.
on the offsides on the PAT
go for the win?
I say yes. what the hell.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
I love how Gus basically gave the F.U. to Tasker...
Cuz Tasker was arguing for the no TD call, and Gus basically showed him in slow-mo “it’s a second act. THAT’S A TD!”
New plan
All out blitz every play. Either we get a turnover or they score quickly enough for our offense to get the ball and score to tie it up. If we try to stop them, it will only result in a slow drive ending in a game winning FG
by Texans 'Til I Die on Nov 14, 2010 2:43 PM CST reply actions
oh hey there
It’s a KJax sighting…and he sucked.
The defense should just ole' and let them score...
so they still have time get get down the field on offense.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Wow...
They are staying in bounds on purpose. They know we can’t stop them, and they obviously don’t want to see AJ touch the ball again.
by Texans 'Til I Die on Nov 14, 2010 2:46 PM CST reply actions
You forget...
Jax still has to penalize themselves with a False Start to move back.
R Lee Ermey rocks
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
by DilloTex on Nov 14, 2010 2:47 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
You just knew it would come down to the defense needin to make a play.
I would ALWAYS bet against them in this situation
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
They did it a couple of times this season for us
At the end of the game, when it counted.
We need an INT or a Fumble Recovery bad.
You would think that week after week of watching the D be awful
that We might try to do something different. But we never do
Can I change my pick for this game from Houston to Jax now?
If I had known our offense would put up no TDs in half number one, I’d have gone ahead and picked against them to begin with….
The one half offense doesn't help....
but 400+ yards to the Jaguars….ugh. Sickening.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Hey...
Is that total offense? How much is rushing?
we gotta be approaching
the record for yards allowed in a season
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
"I heard those same things last year, so that part doesn't bother me so much," Bush said.
Just thought this was timely.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Send him to Northern Oklahoma
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 14, 2010 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
Squandering a perfect opportunity.
Titans look like they are going to fall to the Dolphins, a win would have put us back in the division hunt…..now it just looks like we’re playing for draft picks now!
This isn't surprising
we know this team only plays one half of football.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Every Week
Every week I look forward to the Texans game, and clear my schedule to hover over my computer listening to the streaming audio from Sports Radio 610.
Every week I leave feeling thoroughly raped.
Yet every week I’m back listening for more….
holding?
i see a small glimmer
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
I have no confidence
we’ll get a stop
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
HE SHANKED IT!!!!!
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
YES THANK YOU JESUS DURGA RAPTOR SANTA CLAUS
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
EVEN ENOUGH FOR OVERTIME?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 14, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
Think it got blocked.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Should we go for OT or a FG?
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
For the record
Scobee is on my fantasy team. But I am happy he missed…..twice
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Nov 14, 2010 2:54 PM CST reply actions
Schaubby with a First down run?
WTF is going on here?
SCHAUB SCRAMBLES FOR FIRST! FINAL SIGN OF APOCALYPSE!!! FLEE FOR LIFE!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Nov 14, 2010 2:55 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
TELL'EM ABOUT THE TWINKIE!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Nov 14, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
Ahahahahahahahaha
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Day-amn.
Cinci successful onside kick, too. TD gives them the win.
well now we need a 1st down or we cant clock it
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
There's the negative play they couldn't afford but the clock stopped anyway
So enlightening.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
These sides
Are just TOO EVEN FOR REGULATION
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
ROFLMAO!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
wow
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Bleach martini please.
Shaken, and shoot me in the face.
by chrisjay84 on Nov 14, 2010 2:59 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Hail mary to win for the jags, watch
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
If we lose the coin toss i'm turning it off
fuck watching this defense play anymore today.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Coin toss
Picks the winner of this one
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
So what exactly was that play call supposed to accomplish?
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
That's it... I'm done defending Kubiak..
A pass in the MIDDLE OF THE DAMN FIELD THERE?
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
wow cinci made it a game, losing only by 6
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
Forget about the fumble
That throw was COMPLETELY STUPID.
YOU CANT SPIKE THE BALL.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Antonio Smith......WTF
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
That's it... penalize yourselves into their field goal range
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
OMG
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
I TOLD YA
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Only the Texans.
Only. The. Texans.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
and now i hate gus johnson and everybody in the whole fucking world.
fuck this team.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
How Stoopid are our guys?
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
And instead of intercepting it you bat it to a reciever.
FIRE KUBIAK AND BUSH
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
WTF is THAT BS?!
You slap the ball into the Jags hands?!
Wow…not only do we deserve to lose…but he should running laps for the next year for that dumbass move.
Season is OFFICIALLY over. Cannot make playoffs now unless the rest of league dies in a plane crash.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
GLOVER QUIN DOESN'T ALLOW TOUCHDOWNS
HE GIVES THEM TO THE OPPONENT LOLOLOLOL
by goingforthecorner on Nov 14, 2010 3:03 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
why dont you catch it glover?
why? just why?
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
LOL!!!!
hahha now that is some serious suckage
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
or COMPLETELY believeable.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Nov 14, 2010 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Why not
just catch the fucking interception??!!
GAHHHHFRANKBUSH!!!!
Oh, wait. Our players suck?
Un-effin-real
I hate this team.
Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now Rob Schneider is... a stapler! And he's about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is… "The Stapler". Rated PG-13.
by benbiggles on Nov 14, 2010 3:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions
One Assist bye EEEEwwwwwww
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
Man, I'm just done.
What the fuck, Glover Quin. Bat it down, not at the WR. Dumbass. Fucking stupid, shitty dumbass.
"Lord, beer me strength."
The funniest part about it...
Is that he’s probably our best player on defense.
at least done spike it like a fucking girl glover
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
Only the Houston Fucking Texans
would let someone score with only 8 seconds left from their own 35 yard line
Can we fire everybody, all the coaches and all the players, waterboys etc? Except for maybe Andre Johnson?
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by distant_texans_fan on Nov 14, 2010 3:05 PM CST reply actions
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by Jonathan Loesche on Nov 14, 2010 3:06 PM CST reply actions
Last I checked, you never go for the catch, always the deflection in that situation
…At least, that’s what I’ve always seen
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
exactly but we have better coaches on this board
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
I think we have to stop praying to Durga
clearly there is some other football God, who fucked Scobee’s kick to give us hope, in order to set that up.
I vote Jobu
He needs a refill. As do I.
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
I second that
Jobu comes through for you in the clutch
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by The Night Owl on Nov 14, 2010 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
That was Oileresque...here's to good times!
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
WHY THE FUCK DID THE BOOTH NOT REVIEW THE FIRST PLAY
by forloveofthegam3 on Nov 14, 2010 3:06 PM CST reply actions
Exactly
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 14, 2010 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
When, who?
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by distant_texans_fan on Nov 14, 2010 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
The first play after the fumble
FUCKING OUT OF BOUNDS. 10 yards
by forloveofthegam3 on Nov 14, 2010 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
I thought so too.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
Cut him
Cut him now.
That is the most ridiculous pile of shit i have ever see. WTF was he thinking. 2 hands to the ball? catch it.
Catch it. Catch it you fucking cunt. WTF!!!!!!
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Rivers if you don't stop posting Franks comments
I’m gonna cut you. It makes my eyes light on fire.
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by riversmccown on Nov 14, 2010 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
I think I just died a little
"...and Kareem Jackson will fall down..."
That little part of me that would have died
Did so about three years ago against Indy at home when Sage Rosenfels took flight.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
Really?!?
You’re going to be pissed at a guy for doing what’s he’s been coached to do?
Not to mention, what he’d be coached to do on every fucking team in the NFL?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
I mean, it's bullshit that the TD happened, but goddamn
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
Yes.
When you’re coached to knock the ball down, it doesn’t include instances where the ball falls in your bread basket and you’re the only one around. That’s a rule from little league football. Common sense needs to take over at some point.
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
Point being, catch the fucking ball.
Obviously, that trick isn’t taught to our secondary
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
Not to Pollard at least
How many picks has dropped? Including the one today, that is? 629,218?
That’s about what I thought.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
Or
How about you just knock it the fuck down.
Instead of to another player.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
Wrong. try again
If he tried to catch it you’d be the first moaning for him to “KNOCK IT DOWN YOU IDIOT!!! TAHt’S WHY YOU’RE NOT A WR!!!!!!” huh?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
I didn't realize you could see into alternate realities.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
If he tried to catch it
it would have been a pick. Or at least it probably wouldn’t have been batted right into a Jacksonville receiver.
No, not worng.
It’s a normal play.
Obviously, you wish it hadn’t gone straight to a player that could score the game winning TD, but you also don’t want to take your eyes off of the ball.
I mean, it could’ve been off his facemask as he tried to knock it to a place where somewhere a Jag wasn’t.
Shit just sometimes happens.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
Incorrect.
I never complain about an INT
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
Hi, I'm LoneSpot
We obviously haven’t met. I’m never opposed to good football. However, I’m always opposed to “following the bullshit commonly held edict at all times”.
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
Wow....
…I’m just fuckin numb.
"There is always someone on your heels that will keep you on your toes!"~Arian Foster
Not gonna lie, feel the same eay
With a little bit of depression thrown in.
by fgp on Nov 14, 2010 3:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
At least we'll always have April
Fuck you, Glover Quin.
Fuck you, Antonio Smith.
Fuck you, Frank Bush.
Fuck you, Joel Dresseen.
Fuck you, Matt Schaub.
Fuck you, Gary Kubiak.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Don't forget....
Mario Williams, Amobi Okye, Eugene Wilson, Benard Pollard, Brian Cushing, ZAC Fukin’ DILES……and too many more to name!
Seriously.
Your list would have to about 50+ deep to fully encompass the amount of incompetent people in this organization.
The formula this season would basically be, X – (Andre Johnson + Arian Foster).
I was told there would be no math.
Flagged.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Formula is incorrect
X – (Andre Johnson + Arian Foster+Vonta Leach)
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by The Night Owl on Nov 14, 2010 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
you know.....
I don’t even want to hear what Kubiak has to say after this loss. I’m sick of the “gosh, we had a chance to win” bullshit and everything that goes with it. This team just finds a way to lose and no amount of sugar coating can hide that.
We are still the same old Texans and that drives a dagger right into my heart.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
FUCK THE REFS FOR NOT REVIEWING
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
by forloveofthegam3 on Nov 14, 2010 3:10 PM CST reply actions
Please, don't blame the officiating.
We’re a shitty team, and we lost to a slightly less shitty team of our own accord.
These things happen.
Sure we suck.
THAT DOES NOT EXCUSE THE REFS NOT DOING THEIR JOB AND THINKING REGULATION WAS OVER
by forloveofthegam3 on Nov 14, 2010 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Sort of.
Except that, we weren’t going to win even if it went to OT.
I feel like I just got punched in the stomach by GQ.
Un fucking believable.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
At least the Oilers....
Were entertaining, this bunch of guys is just plan disappointing, no fight what so ever!
Since 2002
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
I can't even watch football for the rest of the week
This blows nuts.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
0
I’m done watching football or ESPN for the week.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Nov 14, 2010 3:15 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
^^^ This.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry, guys.
Gus Johnson? Are you serious?
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We get him and Tasker every week.
Every fucking week.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck
Since when is Houston the new Cleveland of sports?
"...and Kareem Jackson will fall down..."
Wow the Lions way of losing today cant even make us look better by comparison
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Anyways, who are the upcoming free agents for 2011?
by fgp on Nov 14, 2010 3:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Does it matter?
Who needs free agents? We’re building through the draft.
That’s worked out real fuckin’ nice, hasn’t it?
Hey maybe we'll be next year's sleeper pick to win the AFC south or wild card
if no one has learned anything from THIS year. Or last. Or two years ago…
My one positive?
Not doing a “Kickoff” (aka, kick in the nutz for an epic blog) and can spend the rest of a beautiful day hammering alcohol and forget I root for these bastards.
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I envy you in so many ways right now.
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by riversmccown on Nov 14, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
we were lucky to get
the shank from Scobee.
We are not a playoff team, so it’ll all work out in the end.
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Poll Question #2 - Where we playing volleyball or football?
Hell of a spke!
MrMr
awful spike!
you gotta snap your wrist and hit it down!
by forloveofthegam3 on Nov 14, 2010 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
Or catch the fucking ball when it falls in your lap.
That’s a good way to ensure that no one catches it.
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
Okay, is the proverbial towel thrown in now?
Do we forget about the playoffs and start thinking about playing guys further down the bench like Dorin Dickerson?; checking out who is available for the draft?; looking for a new head coach?
I dub the jaguars..... untelevised!
I would like a new head coach announced monday
Nothing against Kubiak… he built a good foundation but we need someone else to finish the project.
Ok well I guess we can start talking draft prospects
I like Nick Fairley, Von Miller and WR
and the clouds opened up and God said " I Hate you Texans Fans."
Wait, you didn't name a tight end
I don’t follow
Im serious about WR
Sure Walter is good but he disappears for game and JJ well you know
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Walter doesn't disappear
He just isn’t targeted as much as Andre or Jacoby.
"Lord, beer me strength."
that may be true
but i still want a WR. I’m just saying I wouldn’t be mad if they took one in the first
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
If this game isn't the death nail of this coaching staff's coffin, i SWEAR im done.
I mean the first minute of the offseason, EVERYONE should be gone. No excuses. If any of them come back, im out. I dont see how anybody would want more of this bullshit from them/
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
I actually wouldn't mind if....
the NFL was locked out in 2011. Save me from another year of this.
"Lord, beer me strength."
On a positive note:
At least K Jack wasn’t burned today :)
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Except on the last series
When he turned the wrong way and gave up a ten yard gainer.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
So no hate for Dreesen or Smith?
Laying it all on Quin then, eh?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Huh?
There’s about five different posts pointing out how bad everyone fucked up. And a bunch calling out the whole team, except for Dre and Arian.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
Playcall shouldnt have been a pass to the MIDDLE OF THE DAMN FIELD.
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by Antho10000 on Nov 14, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
why do you assume
the playcall was to the middle of the field? There are multiple receivers on that play, you know.
You know for a fact that was Schaub's first read?
Right…
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Spade a spade
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by riversmccown on Nov 14, 2010 3:28 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
I just got three identical text messages...
From various Texans’ fans, saying, “Dude, I’m done.”.
Only one of them was from myself.
It's even worse when he swaps texts with himself.
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I can't handle this team emotionally anymore
I just can’t
"...and Kareem Jackson will fall down..."
On a positive note
Schaub looked deadly accurate today
"...and Kareem Jackson will fall down..."
if almost any game comes down to the last play… it was probably a good game… we got lucky, but we’ll take it… you guys have a good qb in schaub. (jags fan here)
Sean
Pax Armis Acquiritur
Thanks
But don’t think for one second you got lucky. You just ran into the master choker, Gary Kubiak. He had it planned all along.
Uhm, lol?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
Conversation with my son at the grocery store this morning
Son: “Pops, who do you think is going to win today?”
Me: “The team that wants to lose the game the least.”
Son: “Really?”
Me: “The Texans will find an all-new way to lose today.”
Innocent bystander: “You’re the most jaded football fan I’ve ever heard.”
Me: “Thank you.”
Seriously.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 14, 2010 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
It goes with the territory
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
Well since we are out of playoff contention now, maybe McNair will start making some changes. If I say it enough...it could happen!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
Well than what are you waiting for?
Let’s hear it some more!
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
Glover Quin
Is our finest volleyball player, cornerback.
Frank Bush delenda est
Wrong
Awful spike.
You gotta SNAP your wrist. A good volleyball spike goes down away from the other team. NOT horizontal to the other team.
by forloveofthegam3 on Nov 14, 2010 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
Fire him.
Get rid of Kubes.
I can’t handle it.
There was no reason to run the play where Dreesen fumbled it. Run out the clock or take a long kick.
Just don’t call a pass.
I'm tired of being a Texan Fan!
One sorry team!
I almost feel like we should trade Andre Johnson.....
To a team that will actually make the Superbowl, kinda like the Astros did with Brad Lidge, Roy Oswalt and the “Big Puma” (Berkman) so I can see him perform on the biggest stage; I feel bad for him because with our team the way it is now he won’t ever see the playoffs let alone a Superbowl!
Quick question
Was today David Anderson’s first catch?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:33 PM CST reply actions
Of the season, that is.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
maybe his 2nd?
he had one in the Giants game. We resigned him so he could sit on the bench because clearly he sucks more than Jacoby
No
He got run against Oakland when Andre was hurt. And Jacoby went out too.
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by riversmccown on Nov 14, 2010 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
I'm just dreading the "rebuilding" process...
I’d like to be a front-runner just once with this team…
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
I know this is not much of a threat..
But it is true ….either Kubes is gone or I am! This team was not ready to play .
For those who care...
AFTERNOON GAME THREAD
http://www.battleredblog.com/2010/11/14/1813821/afternoon-game-thread
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Crap!
Thanks as always, PUD. Sorry, too numb to think.
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Forget about it.
I wouldn’t want to mess with it after that either.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 14, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
I Just...I Mean...
You could watch football for 50 years and never see that play to end a game. What are the chances of that particular play happening? One in a billion, maybe?
Your Houston Texans are making history.
And I’m making another drink.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Just think
What are the combined odds of seeing, in consecutive games, those two plays to cost us the victory?
It staggers the mind.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
Mike Ditka's last season as head coach of New Orleans...
…he was snake bit by two or three of these… That’s the only year I’ve pulled for the Saints and it was agonizing… Today was a lovely bit of bile-filled-nostalgia.
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
I'm now past rage and dealing out F bombs...
I’m now laughing.
This is comical. It really, truly is.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I'm almost there
But I have a few f-bombs left in me.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
They're not mutually exclusive.
That loss was fucking laughable.
I'm never past dealing out F-bombs
Fuck.
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
The F-bombs are just building up inside of me
I may go out of the house later and y’all just better watch out….
I dub the jaguars..... untelevised!
I vote for a BRB F-Bomb Social
At a grocery store Bleach aisle near you!
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
And Clorox
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
I have plan to make money off the Texans
1. Lobby city council to allow sale of liquor on Sunday
2. Open liquor store
3. Fire sale after every Texans loss
4. ????
5. Profit!
by cubic on Nov 14, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I consult Specs on Merchandising Software
Business is good.
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
Well the State of Texas is becoming alcoholics
Be it a UT fan, Texans fan or CowGirls fans half the state will have sclerosis by February.
This is the first time we've been sub-.500 since 2008?
Seriously?
"...and Kareem Jackson will fall down..."
Bob McNair needs to be a man
And fire the fuck out of Kubes, Dennison and Bush right now.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:41 PM CST reply actions
I feel like he's too nice of a guy
He needs to be a cold-blooded son of a bitch
"...and Kareem Jackson will fall down..."
It would make for less-enjoyable remaining games.
But it would at least be satisfying to prove a point/ensure a better draft pick for Rick Smith to bungle.
“You either knock it down or catch it. If you’re not in any distress, just catch it.” – Kubiak on defending last-second TD by Jags
Read: Glover Quin should’ve caught it.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I disagree
Correct answer! Since day one of my football life this is what I was taught.
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
He should have said "We were playing for the coin flip and as usual shit happened...
I dub the jaguars..... untelevised!
Tell it like it really is
That’s what Kubes does every game….just wants it to be close and maybe the ball will bounce our way…WELL IT DIDN’T!
I dub the jaguars..... untelevised!
There's a first time for everything
Another sign of a new coach for next season (read: 2012)
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
Holy shit!!! You mean what I was taught in little league football translates to the pros?!
"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010
Loss formula
Loss = Team – (Andre + Arian) + Schaub
The Schaub factor may be positive or negative.
h/t to those who’ve evolved this complex equation.
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shouldn't it
really be (Andre + Arian) – Team +/- Shaub?
Otherwise, you seem to be saying that the Team has some inherent positive value …
Why is Leach always the forgotten man in this equation?
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by The Night Owl on Nov 14, 2010 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
He's pretty consistently good.
And therefore, consistently evened out by the negative that Eugene Wilson brings.
Flagged again
For math.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
Kubes actually criticizing a player?
Que?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 14, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
Man. I got up out of bed to watch the second half.
When it became tied my roommate had hope.
I knew better.
When we turned it on i was like lets go watch the texans lose.
Just no hope. Longhorns suck, Texans suck, stros suck, dynamo suck, aeros suck.
Houston just a massive hole of major suck.
Bummer.
Dallas even looks fired up. Dez is pretty smoove.
hah.
Evidently their kicker isn’t fired up. Missed PAT.
So will we ever make the playoffs?
I mean, ever?
"...and Kareem Jackson will fall down..."
maybe in my lifetime
but then again, between the stress, heartbreak, and binge drinking this team causes, maybe not.
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