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Gather 'round, Kids...Let's Talk About The Good

Watching Arian Foster dissect opposing defenses is a mighty fine reason to keep tuning into your Houston Texans.

One of the positives of being an old, jaded adult is that I'm an old, jaded adult.  For those of you who've been around the Texans since the beginning, it's not that we're not used to losing, it's that our expectations were higher this year.  Even *I* believed the Texans had a solid shot at making the playoffs, though I long believed our defense was going to be exposed as completely fraudulent.  While the bleach is flowing like whisky 'round these parts, let's look at a couple of factors that make this team worthwhile to follow from here on out.

Star-divide

In David Letterman-esque, fashion, here are the Top 5 Reasons to Continue Watching the Texans.

#5: Kareem Jackson (will fall down).  Really, bfd?  Really, fair reader.  All season, I've been saying the Texans have not put Jackson in a position to succeed, and after nine games on the firing line, we'll get to look for measurable improvements.  His play will have a tremendous impact on how we handle the 2011 off-season.  And, believe it or not, there's still a lot to like about Jackson.  NOTHING we've seen from here should've been considered unexpected, and I'm willing to give him more time to flex his muscles.  Anyway, it's far to easy to give up on the kid at this point in his development.

#4: BattleRedBlog.  You may think I'm patting myself on the back on this one, but this isn't the case.  I'm not shy in my belief that BRB has some of the best football "journalists" on the Internet, much less bloggers.  Most of all, we aren't going to piss down your back and tell you it's raining.  You'll always get an honest assessment from us, whether rosy or not, and with writers like Rivers and Tim and the rest of the staff here, the analysis will be sound and thoughtful.

#3: Worst.  Defense.  EVAR.  For realz.  With the Bills holding the Lions to "only" 390 yards yesterday, and Shaun Hill's pedestrian 75.7 passer rating, we may have overtaken the Bills for the worst pass defense in the past 17 years (which likely means it's the worst in history).  I know it's a bit morbid of me, but I do get quite a bit of entertainment value from the whole debacle.  I've long wished I could've witnessed the Philadelphia Phillies 1930 season, in which their pitching staff managed a massive 6.71 ERA.  The Texans are kinda like that.  I mean, if we're going to be the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked, let's be historically bad.

One day, you'll be able to set your grandchild on your knee and say, "Yes, I was there for the Texans in 2010.  Zac Diles and Eugene Wilson actually did play.  They were real people.  Really!  No, I'm not making them up.  Please don't put me in that crooked rest home."

#2: Matt Schaub to Andre Johnson.  The Texans still have the best WR in his era on the squad, and watching Teh Schaub and Andre play pitch and catch is absolutely beautiful.  Andre is a man among children every time he takes the field.

#1: Arian Foster.  He's not quite Andre just yet, but how wonderful is it to watch him on a weekly basis?  He has the speed, quickness, and smoothness to just mesmerize me.  Even as much as a defense-first guy I am, for my money, there's nothing like watching a running back with Foster's skills, and he still doesn't even have a full season under his belt.

I know this isn't the glass-is-completely-empty post as most of you expect from me.  I am inherently critical, and I recognize this personal foible.  However, there's still a lot to like about this team, and above are five reasons why.  For those of you who'll still revel in the pain on a weekly basis, what will keep you going (blind fandom aside)?

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For better or worse, our games are almost always exciting.

Any given Sunday has more meaning for this team than any other (except for post-season Sundays, which will have no meaning). We have higher highs and lower lows as Texans fans it seems, but at least it’s interesting.

A change in the coaching department wouldn’t hurt this team.

by WhiskeyR on Nov 15, 2010 12:15 PM CST reply actions  

And lobotomies couldn't hurt the coaching.

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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 15, 2010 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey, what goes around comes around, right?

We’ve already received ours, so the coaches are in line for theirs.

I dub the jaguars..... untelevised!

by Rip Jersey on Nov 15, 2010 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

BTW - Jaded means tired, bored, or lacking enthusiasm, typically after having had too much of something

Would like to hear what it might be that bfd has had too much of…..

I dub the jaguars..... untelevised!

by Rip Jersey on Nov 15, 2010 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

sex

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Nov 15, 2010 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I.....

……
……
……
……hate both of you.

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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 15, 2010 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it to soon to start thinking that we have a long term answer to running back with Arian Foster? I feel like he’s one of those guys who could just keep getting better. I voted for him for Pro Bowl, hopefully everyone else is voting in Texans.

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by Troy J. on Nov 15, 2010 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

If one votes Foster...

Vonta Leach needs a vote as well. I love seeing him blow up linebackers in the hole.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 15, 2010 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

With as much as Kubiak refuses to use him....

…and with our luck, Foster will want too much money because he realizes his own talent. We already have a warm body in Ben Tate (remember him?) and THE Returner (Steve Slaton) to be used. So, in absolute stupidity true Texan fashion, we let him go.

He’s quickly picked up by the Colts, where Peyton gets a picture of Foster tattooed on his 5head causing two things:
1) the Texans defense immediately begins bleeding from all orifices when across from the unstoppable Indy offense,
2) Peyton gets to laugh all the way to the bank because not only is he now the highest paid player in the NFL, he no longer has to work nearly as hard because of his amazing new RB.

Indy becomes the first team in NFL history to play in, and win, a SB in their own stadium. All because of Arian Foster and Smithiak

This is what Texan fandom has brought me to.

Add ammonia to your bleach, it goes down smoother.

by CowboyH8ter on Nov 15, 2010 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

#6

Only 7 more games of Kubiak’s lack of emotional response to anything.

If anything, this reduces the chance he gets another year to be mediocre. So that’s like an inversely positive silver-lining thing.

by grungedave on Nov 15, 2010 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.

Add ammonia to your bleach, it goes down smoother.

by CowboyH8ter on Nov 15, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I am Jack's colon

“I get cancer, I kill Jack”

in this hypothetical… and I do mean hypothetical

yesterday’s game is cancer, Bob McNair is Jack’s colon and Gary Kubiak is Jack

by grungedave on Nov 15, 2010 3:19 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Fight Club references make me smile

Then I look up at the TV and see a replay of the Q-Tip, and I crawl into a corner to suck my thumb.

"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010

by LoneSpot on Nov 15, 2010 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

#7 Jason Allen

and soon to be #1, when he turns this defense around in his first game. no lies, i speak truef and all will see.

Don't ask me! Ask Google, you dumb Yahoo!

by Andre4000 on Nov 15, 2010 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Is he replacing Wilson? Is Nolan moving to SS? Is Pollard moving to WLB? Has Bush been fired?

Until all that happens, nothing turns around

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by The Night Owl on Nov 16, 2010 1:08 AM CST up reply actions  

I suspect that if Allen comes in, it's on a rotational basis

That is what they had with Barber, and I think they will continue that.

I dub the jaguars..... untelevised!

by Rip Jersey on Nov 16, 2010 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Wish I had me some of those fancy BFD goggles

I admire your optimism. It’s really hard to see the good amongst all the bad. What hurts the most is that we actually have good players who are not trained up and/or or put in a position to succeed. You know they probably resent the situation they are in but are too classy to say anything. Just once I’d like to get Winston liquored up and THEN have the fans ask him tough questions on the radio.

by bv on Nov 15, 2010 12:33 PM CST reply actions  

I'll provide the booze.

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http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 15, 2010 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of alcohol-induced honesty

Schaub is a close second. That dude looks like he could let some sh*t fly if he let down his inhibitions.

Gary Kubiak, Head Coach of Houston Texans 2006-2011

by bv on Nov 15, 2010 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder if he watches Brady

Did you see Brady last night? He demands execution. He does it on the field and on the sidelines. I’m not saying Schaub has to be as overt as that, but I rarely see him interacting with the rest of the offense. Can he learn something from watching Brady? Possibly.

I dub the jaguars..... untelevised!

by Rip Jersey on Nov 15, 2010 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

He doesn't have the hair

For that style of leadership.

I don’t think Schaub’s leadership is a problem, and I don’t think he needs to yell more. If he could find a way to fire Frank Bush, that might be helpful, but offensive execution isn’t our biggest problem. Our biggest problem is our epically shitastic defense. Our second biggest problem is Kubiak’s questionable play calling, which would be irrelevant if the offense didn’t need to score 35 a game to win.

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Nov 15, 2010 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Fair points, although I wonder

If the offense didn’t need to score 35 a game, I have the feeling that Kubiak through his desire and propensity to manage games to go to a coin flip, a ball bounce, a referee call, or a turnover…. would still get the team to the same point differential at the end of a game and nothing else would change.

The outcome would still rely on something happening to sway it.

I dub the jaguars..... untelevised!

by Rip Jersey on Nov 15, 2010 2:40 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Wrecked....

and I cannot put enough pluses on this.

and, that is the crux of my complaint with Kubiak

Or this….this is also the crux of my complaints with the man.

I think someone on here said it best, “He coaches/plans to be in games….not to win.”

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Nov 19, 2010 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

What hair!! He's practically bald!

"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli

by texanslady on Nov 15, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Hair jokes are 100% verboten here.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 15, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli

by texanslady on Nov 15, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

cueball^^

I dub the jaguars..... untelevised!

by Rip Jersey on Nov 15, 2010 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Getting there. Very quickly.

:-)

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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 15, 2010 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

So your hairline is like Schaub's????

Why didn’t you say so? You should be proud, not trying to hide it. You could be twins! How cool would that be!!!

"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli

by texanslady on Nov 15, 2010 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Nooo....

I have less. Heh.

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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 15, 2010 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

bfd, you are not alone

…still waiting for the cure

I dub the jaguars..... untelevised!

by Rip Jersey on Nov 15, 2010 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I love the BRB

On other sites the fans (both teams) are just stupid while here there some people that are cool and level headed

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Nov 15, 2010 12:57 PM CST reply actions  

I may

make fun of jackson and other players, but in the end i blame the coaching staff.

“It’s on them” right?

At this point of the year i hope the texans play spoiler for several other teams in the league ruining their chances at a playoff run. (yes, i know i’m a special kind of bastard)

by Ivan A on Nov 15, 2010 1:30 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

You Know I once heard a guy say Zac Diles is a Pro Bowler

I’m not going to say who it was, but he sure is a good judge of defensive talent.

Don't ask me! Ask Google, you dumb Yahoo!

by Andre4000 on Nov 15, 2010 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

Kubiak did last year.

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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 15, 2010 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Kubiak

Watches the defense? News to me.

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Nov 15, 2010 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

and we have a winner

fairness to diles, he played well last year, but that had to do with cush IMO

but hey if VY is a pro bowler, why not Diles

by AllenOU on Nov 15, 2010 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

B/C Diles doesn't Just Win

Don't ask me! Ask Google, you dumb Yahoo!

by Andre4000 on Nov 15, 2010 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

But he Does it

In a cost effective way

"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 15, 2010 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

lets put all the texans on a boat

with a bunch of strippers. then we can find out who the dawgs are. shit matt leinhart just shat himself, but then said “wait, i want them UNDER 18”

by AllenOU on Nov 15, 2010 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

The Vikings

Already tried that

"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 15, 2010 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I think that earned the vikings a new coach...

whatever works

Don't ask me! Ask Google, you dumb Yahoo!

by Andre4000 on Nov 15, 2010 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll get the boat....

I dub the jaguars..... untelevised!

by Rip Jersey on Nov 15, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah Chilly

"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 15, 2010 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I will never jump ship on my team...

so I must just enjoy the fact the we have a team.

Brb is the best blog bar none, its kind of like TFA.

Texan Fan anonymous.

GO TEXANS!!!!

Our time will come...

by Texanmaniac on Nov 15, 2010 2:39 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I will never jump ship on my team...

so I must just enjoy the fact the we have a team.

Brb is the best blog bar none, its kind of like TFA.

Texan Fan anonymous.

GO TEXANS!!!!

Our time will come...

by Texanmaniac on Nov 15, 2010 2:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I will never jump ship on my team...

so I must just enjoy the fact the we have a team.

Brb is the best blog bar none, its kind of like TFA.

Texan Fan anonymous.

GO TEXANS!!!!

Our time will come...

by Texanmaniac on Nov 15, 2010 2:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I will never jump ship on my team...

so I must just enjoy the fact the we have a team.

Brb is the best blog bar none, its kind of like TFA.

Texan Fan anonymous.

Is this a pledge?

Don't ask me! Ask Google, you dumb Yahoo!

by Andre4000 on Nov 15, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I will never jump ship on my team...
so I must just enjoy the fact the we have a team.

Brb is the best blog bar none, its kind of like TFA.

Texan Fan anonymous.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 15, 2010 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Even More Emphatic thrice!

"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach

by Barryfromtexas on Nov 15, 2010 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I shall never say die... even when we were on route to the 0-16

i was really hoping for us to lose out but NOOOOO someone had to give us two wins!!! this year is not yet a wash. (OPTIMISM FOR THE WIN!) We could win out…. Wow I can’t believe i just said that…. the ladies of LA must have slipped me some roofies or something… or maybe it is just biodegradable eco-friendly bleach…

I heard Brian Cushing like to do it with girls in a really uncomfortable place and i am not talking about the back seat of a Volkswagen
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Nov 15, 2010 2:58 PM CST reply actions  

Blind Fandom

It’s all I got.

"Texans dames are better when I'm dunk" ~ Me @ Texans v. Chargers 2010

by LoneSpot on Nov 15, 2010 3:34 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

reading the open threads on game day..

that’s the shit that keeps me off the ledge.
laughter IS the best medicine and mine can be found in the comments section of this blog.
at the risk of sounding sappy….i feel like there are a bunch of kindred spirits here who really get the pain and horror of being a texans fan.
Props to everyone here!!!

"No matter where you go....There you are" - Buckaroo Banzai

by buckaroo_banzai on Nov 15, 2010 3:36 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Good point

If we can’t be happy, no one else should be.

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Nov 15, 2010 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd it

I dub the jaguars..... untelevised!

by Rip Jersey on Nov 15, 2010 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, off to the bowling alley

Those pins don’t have a chance tonight…..

(will be thinking about the upcoming BRB Bowling Challenge at the end of the season, where it will be Rip, bfd, mano-a-mano combat on the boards)

I dub the jaguars..... untelevised!

by Rip Jersey on Nov 15, 2010 4:55 PM CST reply actions  

Yikes

Guess I’d better practice a little. I haven’t been in a league in almost 10 years. It’s still short oil, right?

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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 15, 2010 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure, go ahead and practice if you think it will help you....

short oil…are we talking about your recreational sex life, or what?

I dub the jaguars..... untelevised!

by Rip Jersey on Nov 15, 2010 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

You don't know that terminology???

Wow, I might be in better shape than I thought.

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http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 15, 2010 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, keep thinking that

I won’t try to stop you….I’m not declaring any kind of victory before we ever throw a ball

I dub the jaguars..... untelevised!

by Rip Jersey on Nov 15, 2010 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

You two...

It’s always oil & balls in your private conversations….

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Nov 16, 2010 7:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Agreed on all fronts

especially #4
I feel sense I’ve started joined this community of Texans fans I’ve not just grown as a Texans fan but of football as a total

you’ve literally opened my eyes to all sorts of info and stats to help me love the game even more
I thank Durga as much possible for letting me find ya’ll

GO TEXANS and GO BRB

GO TEXANS BELEDAT!

by RED56 on Nov 15, 2010 5:11 PM CST reply actions  

How

Is there not a #6: Dreaming of the Nose Tackle/Competent safety the Texans will draft in April not make the list?

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Nov 15, 2010 5:14 PM CST reply actions  

Because you're forgetting the third commandment of Texans drafting.

Thou shalt not pass on any available tight end available until th sixth round.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Nov 16, 2010 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

commence the beating of the dead horse

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by The Night Owl on Nov 16, 2010 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
In Smithiak we trust(ed)!

by 5stringJeff on Nov 16, 2010 1:43 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Thank yeeewwwww....

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Nov 16, 2010 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Evidently, you didn't receive the memo

Sigs are hereby limitied to two line. Thank you.

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by Rip Jersey on Nov 16, 2010 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I limited to two advertisements

Both of which are products we could use right about now

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by The Night Owl on Nov 16, 2010 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Trust me, I could have done much worse

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by The Night Owl on Nov 16, 2010 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Approved!

I dub the Jets..... over-exposed

by Rip Jersey on Nov 16, 2010 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I've got an idea for the next BRB meet-up location

The edge of a skyscraper

"...and Kareem Jackson will fall down..."

by .Bonzo on Nov 15, 2010 5:46 PM CST reply actions  

I went to a very nice edge of a cliff yesterday

We could always hit that up again, this time as a group.

When I was 18 during the texans first season, I said if after 15 years they haven’t won a playoff game I would disown them. I would never do that now, even if we went 0-16 four years in a row. But I honestly didn’t think we would be here, in year 9, talking about stuff like this. Worst defense EVAR. I’m also betting that if another team found a steal like Arian foster and had a shitty run game last year, they would continuously FEED HIM THE BALL. But not this team. Not these coaches. I swear I feel dumber after every fucking press conference…

by AllenOU on Nov 15, 2010 7:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

How many other franchises took longer than 9 years to make the playoffs?

I know it was 2, and I think one was the Saints. I can’t remember the other.

"...and Kareem Jackson will fall down..."

by .Bonzo on Nov 15, 2010 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Quick research says the Falcons

Took the boys in Atlanta 13 years to get to the playoffs…

"...and Kareem Jackson will fall down..."

by .Bonzo on Nov 15, 2010 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Uh, I'm guessing Tampa Bay?

…and New Orleans should count for three teams, because they had a couple of DECADES of suck before ever sniffing the playoffs if I remember correctly…

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Nov 15, 2010 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Here we go. 9 years or longer.

Unless noted, this is all from the start of the Super Bowl Era (1966)

Arizona: 9 years (The franchise started in 1920 but did not play a playoff game until 1947. It also took them 10 years to get to the playoffs after their move to Arizona in 1988).
Atlanta: 12 years
Chicago: 11 years (Their franchise also started in 1920 but did not play a playoff game until 1933).
Denver: 17 years
Green Bay: Professional team started in 1921 but no playoff game until 1936.
New England: 10 years (They did get an AFL playoff birth three years after their birth, but that was not a NFL playoff spot).
New Orleans: 20 years
New York Giants: 15 years (They had pre-Super Bowl NFL Championships and playoff births….but post Super Bowl era? Nothing from 66-80)
Philadelphia: 12 years (Pre-SB era they went 14 years before their 1st playoff birth)
Pittsburgh: Pre-SB era they went 14 years without a playoff birth.
San Diego: 13 years (Like NE, they did make it in the AFL days though)

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 15, 2010 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

So yeah...

Those teams? 18 Super Bowl Trophies and 15 additional conference titles.

#justsayin

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Nov 15, 2010 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice research

Thanks TexansDC, I now have the upper-hand in casual football conversations with friends. Much appreciated.

"...and Kareem Jackson will fall down..."

by .Bonzo on Nov 16, 2010 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm hanging with them by a thread, because it was worse in Houston when we didn't have a team

OK after a day of cooling off from the emotions of the loss yesterday. I gave some serious thought to what’s wrong and what needs to change.

1. Coaches need to instill discipline so the players don’t make brain dead mental errors on the field. Most of this game was lost by mental errors of the players.

2. Coaches who can call better play schemes on both sides of the ball, and manage the game better (timeout / challenges, sideline plays to save the clock vs over the middle, etc)

3. Develop a defense that works in the NFL. This scheme is a complete disaster!

4. GET SOME DT’s on the defensive line from FA or Draft, but get them already!

Notice I didn’t condone firing the coaches specifically, but Bob needs to consider whether this staff has what it takes. I think a strong leader DC replacing Bush could make a difference.

I’m not tossing out the linebackers and secondary just yet. I actually think both those young groups can get the job done with some more experience and if the defensive line was actually performing their role on run defense and pass rush.

Offense is fine if we instill discipline and better play calling, clock management, field position (pass beyond the first down markers), use time outs and challenges better, etc.

So basically, new DC and/or HC/DC combo. DT’s priority in draft & FA. Then we’ll have a 13-3 capable team and win championships.

by MeMongo on Nov 15, 2010 8:04 PM CST reply actions  

Oh, here's more good:

Say what you will about our defense, but at least we don’t give up 45 points in just one half. Also, at least we didn’t just give McNabb a five-year contract extension.

New Texans motto: “could’ve been worse”,

by Nashmeister on Nov 15, 2010 9:24 PM CST reply actions  

I hope you didn’t just curse us for next week, but yes it could always we worse and I hope we never see that

by wkittinger on Nov 15, 2010 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

We haven't played the Eagles yet.

I hope you’re right and the “coulda been worse” motto holds.

by WhiskeyR on Nov 15, 2010 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, jesus.

Forgot about that game. Kareem might want to fake an injury when that comes up. It’s going to be an absolute thrashing.

by Nashmeister on Nov 15, 2010 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Houston won’t win two of the next 7 games as long as Kubiak is allowed on the field. He will find a way to lose.

by SuperSerial on Nov 16, 2010 1:32 AM CST reply actions  

Nice post

I was actually thinking today, our team isn’t too far off. We might need a new D-coordinator and a entire defensive draft, along with a free agent signing. Then we are back in serious contention next year. Jackson is making improvement , if it takes him 20 games to get a solid feel for the NFL,so be it. At least he is learning to play the ball and be physical. Once he puts it together he should be solid. Now we just need a Top 10 free safety, 1 upgrade on D-line, and a starter at Linebacker. First 4 draft picks and 1 top 10 free agent could take care of 3 glaring holes. That first round center can wait another year.

Kubiac really disappointed me so far this season. Maybe with a Wade Phillips/Brad Childress defensive coordinator he would be a little more on point. I really think Smith should be let go, just so players can attach some of their baggage to him and feel a little better. Subconsciously they would probably have a little more confidence, knowing the guy that gets them pre-pared was deemed inept. Therefore certain problems they were having could vary easily have been partly his fault. Yes i gave up on this year already. We are still fun to watch. They are still my team and have my full support. I just cant fathom us ripping 6 wins in 7 games, with this defense.

by kmartinez on Nov 16, 2010 10:09 AM CST reply actions  

Then you wind up starting three rookies next year...

When one of our other starters takes a season-ending injury, and two of those three rookies are terrible, you’re back to square one.

If you want a serious turn-around, it’s gotta happen through free agency. The Jets didn’t just become the best defense in the league because of Rex Ryan; they went out and splurged on free agents: Kris Jenkins, Bart Scott, Calvin Pace, Cromartie. Even on offense they went out and got big-name players.

No more complacency in free agency. With no salary cap, this was the year for McNair to show that he was serious about winning, and that this isn’t just a money-making venture for him. He passed, and now he has mediocrity.

by Nashmeister on Nov 16, 2010 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Fair enough

I did include one free agent . Hell we could package up our 2nd and 4th for a quality safety. Trade a first and some random ass player- JJ , DA, Tight end etc. for a stud DT that wants a new contract. As long as the player is in his 20’s it would be well worth it. Hey maybe we can trade our first straight up for BABIN? : \

by kmartinez on Nov 16, 2010 2:38 PM CST reply actions  

I have to agree with every point. bfd.

Especially teh Schaub to AJ and watching Foster….when he’s given a chance to run.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Nov 19, 2010 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

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