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Sprint Game Ball Of The Week: Andre Johnson

Two imaginary honors in a row for 'Dre. Makes it awfully easy to write this one up. So easy, in fact, that I only have to ever so slightly tweak the last write-up.

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It's not Andre Johnson's fault that Gary Kubiak and/or Rick Dennison decided to throw sanity and Arian Foster to the wind on Monday night Sunday afternoon. 'Dre just did what 'Dre does: Terrorize opposing defenses, this time to the tune of 7 9 catches for 106 146 yards and a TD. He even came back from another tweaked ankle. Simply put, Andre Johnson is more god than man. The least we can do is bestow this prestigous, fictional award upon him.

Congrats to 'Dre for this tremendous honor, which I have to believe ranks at or near the top of his list of career achievements. The Sprint Game Ball Of The Week is why players train so hard all year, people. It's bigger than the Super Bowl.

Andre Johnson makes this all so easy.

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Poor guy...

He’s our Corey Dillon.

I hope he, too, gets a chance to play for a good team some day.

by Nashmeister on Nov 16, 2010 11:47 PM CST reply actions  

Yes, AJ was so appreciative of the fake game ball last week. I heard he took that fake game ball and carved it into about 200 pieces

That’s right, yes, he did that and now he uses them as Q-Tips to clean his ears.

He soaks them in a jar of bile before he uses them. That helps to soften the pain of the words that he wrote on every piece, “That’s on me”

I dub the Jets..... over-exposed

by Rip Jersey on Nov 16, 2010 11:49 PM CST reply actions  

dude I would chip in to buy

a huge trophy for andre… Seriously I want to have his offspring just so maybe they will have a chance on winning a title!

I heard Brian Cushing like to do it with girls in a really uncomfortable place and i am not talking about the back seat of a Volkswagen
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Nov 17, 2010 12:40 AM CST reply actions  

If Dre, ever went to another team...

I would root for him for sure, no matter who he played for.

But Damn I wanna see him get a ring with the Texans…..who doesn’t huh?

GO TEXANS!!!!

Our time will come...

by Texanmaniac on Nov 17, 2010 4:46 AM CST reply actions  

I would love to see his ring with the Texans logo

but damn we keep getting effed!

I heard Brian Cushing like to do it with girls in a really uncomfortable place and i am not talking about the back seat of a Volkswagen
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Nov 17, 2010 5:56 AM CST up reply actions  

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