Texans Defensive MVP: A Quick Question With A Not-So-Quick Answer
by Mike Kerns on Nov 18, 2010 9:32 AM CST
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With all the happiness and rainbows and sunshine floating around the site this week about the Texans defense, I figured we would put up a quick poll about who the Texans defensive MVP of the season thus far has been. Like the title suggests, I just wanted to ask this quick question, but I doubt anyone will have a quick answer.
Since it is a topic sure to be full of puppies and kisses and all that feel-good stuff, make sure to give your reasons why in the comments below.
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If only everyone on our defense could pull off "disappearing acts" like Mario
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Come on, Rivers
Even you have griped about Mario’s play this year.
And just for the record, I voted for Mario.
Source?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 18, 2010 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
Guess which one I picked
Other
I can’t honor any player on the D as being the best. I doubt the winner of this poll would accept the honor of being the MVP of this D.
I dub the Jets..... over-exposed
Same here
It’s not like we were playing well pre Meco catastrophic injury, and I have no numbers to back it up, but I think when the Cap’n went down the ship started taking on water faster than Pollard et al could bail it our. BP says the right things, but apparently he can’t get his mates to dial it up a notch.
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Nov 18, 2010 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
I voted Arian Foster...
The less we see of the D the better!
I heard Brian Cushing like to do it with girls in a really uncomfortable place and i am not talking about the back seat of a Volkswagen
Go Texans!
I think it's amobi
But it could be a plastic cup though
Or dingleberries
by AllenOU on Nov 18, 2010 9:57 AM CST via mobile reply actions
You had to know
Arian would run away with this.
Frank Bush delenda est
Yeah, that seems logical
But Kubiak would elect to pass the ball because you knew the rush was coming.
by Mike Kerns on Nov 18, 2010 10:21 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Kareem Jackson FTW
I chose “write-in” for K. Jackson bc of his cool shaded visor. At least he’s getting burnt in style!!
by randytexas on Nov 18, 2010 10:22 AM CST reply actions 5 recs
Kareem Jackson will win the Offensive ROTY
No one rookie has contributed more to offensive production than him
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by The Night Owl on Nov 18, 2010 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
Gotta appreciate the visor
Though I’m beginning to wonder whether he deserves to shoulder the great legacy that comes with it.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
Who?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Nov 18, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
Sadly, I was one of those 14.
You must know whenever VY is on a poll, we have to pick him! He JUST WINS GAMES. (I fucking hate that guy, oh well)
"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim
Thinking about who would be the MVP of this defense really gives some perspective
No one is playing like even a “valuable” player, let alone a “most” valuable player. I had to vote for Arian Foster. Everyone else is just dismal this year.
DeMeco
Hopefully he comes back healthy
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I had to vote other
I would of voted for A. Foster, but as previously mentioned, Boobiak can’t seem to figure that out.
Eugene Wilson. I’ve seen him flying around this year. yes hes fucked up but on this defense thats mandatory. the dudes layed some wood a few times. and he doesnt fall down.
My body has built a tolerance to bleach. My favorite flavor is Lemon.
by BattleRedHusker on Nov 18, 2010 6:26 PM CST reply actions
I'm Guessing
That’s the grain alcohol talking.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 18, 2010 7:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Grain Alcohol? Fuck that
That sounds like he downed a bottle of Soju preserved with double the normal amount of Formaldehyde
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by The Night Owl on Nov 18, 2010 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
Wait, I...
Are you—-Is it—-Can you really be…
Seriously?
My sarcasm detector isn’t working at the moment. Eugene Wilson very well might be in the running for worst single-season Texans’ performance in history. Which is saying something, considering that he shared a defensive back-end with Kareem Jackson.
Eugene Wilson....flying around?
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Your friendly neighborhood Battle Red Blog
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Nov 18, 2010 10:24 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
The entire coaching staff
They have clearly been the most valuable to the opponnents thus far.
Houston Texans - Once again proving it's possible to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Mario Williams.
Rivers’ ran the numbers earlier in the week. While Antonio’s comparable…Mario doesn’t get the boneheaded penalties.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I really want to love Antonio
but those penalties just slay me. I hates them.
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
This is HIGHlarious
this is what i have been saying ….freaking T.O.P….the D is a horriliability…so win with your best players, #23, #80, #8….yeah i said it..#8
Listen up kubs, because i know you read this blog…RUN THE FREAKING BALL until #23 ASKS for a breather…
Finally,
a post talking about something else and not about us sucking.
Oh. Sarcasm. Right.
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
other
no, other…no, other….the other one dammit…i had a brain fart or Frank Bush shat on the entire defense.
Don't ask me! Ask Google, you dumb Yahoo!
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