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Introducing "A Slideshow as an Allegory In Lieu of a Traditional Recap"


The Texans were (supposedly) bigger and stronger and cocklier. The Colts were (supposedly) smaller and weaker and inept. But then they played and holy fuck.

Had the Texans won, I was going to upload this very stylistic food web based on cock size, with Arian Foster and Andre Johnson serving as tertiary consumers, of course. Instead, they lost. So Little Liston and I put this together. It's a slideshow that serves as an allegory for the game. It stars myself (representing The Texans) and Little Liston (representing The Colts).

It also guest stars Woody from Toy Story. Ostensibly, he only represents Woody from Toy Story, but maybe he also serves as a metaphor for something or about something else entirely; the playoffs, winning, legacy, whatev. I'm not certain. I just know that including him was the only way I could get Little Liston to do what I wanted him to do. I'm on some Quentin Tarantino shit, yo.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/larami/sets/72157625301456096/show/ 

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