Three And Out: Useless Predictions For Sunday's Game
My apologies for the lateness of the post; it was a rather busy Friday, and the spirits and I traded voicemails before finally getting to a chance to commune this evening. Predictions about tomorrow's contest in Jersey await beyond the jump.
1. As good as the Jets defensive unit is, it's in the middle of the pack in terms of pass defense. If the Houston offense is going to score points, odds are that it'll come via the air, because the Jets play the run about as well as anyone. Darrelle Revis will neutralize Andre Johnson, though not to the degree he did last year; 'Dre manages to get loose for five catches for 54 yards. Kevin Walter will be the beneficiary of the focus on 'Dre; put K-Dub down for seven catches for 79 yards and a TD.
2. As alluded to above, Arian Foster is in for a frustrating day running the ball. Assuming Kubiak and Dennison give the ball to him, I mean. Truly, if ever there was a time for the screen to make a triumphant return to the Houston playbook, tomorrow is it. The Jets will hold Foster to less than 80 yards rushing, but he'll make a bigger impact that usual in the passing game, particularly considering the pressure Matt Schaub will be under all afternoon. I believe Foster contributes 79 yards receiving, including a TD reception.
3. Kareem Jackson snags his third interception of the season. Sure, he'll also give up (with the help of, or lack thereof, Eugene Wilson) at least two receptions of more than 30 yards. He will have that pick, though. I also see Brian Cushing forcing a fumble, albeit one that's recovered by the Jets. Small victories.
PUT YOUR NAME ON IT: Remember when your Houston Texans hosted the New York Jets to kick off their 2009 season? No? Well, by way of refresher, it was an egg of sufficient proportion that it demanded a two-part PGB (Part I here; Part II here). While some of the faces have changed (Dunta Robinson gone, Kris Jenkins injured/out for the year, Arian Foster doing his damndest to erase the horrors of Steve Slaton's 2009 campaign from our collective memory, and the like), and there has been a season and a half worth of football games since then, I don't think the Texans will be facing that different of a Jets squad (if anything, this year's NYJ team is better than last year's, even without Jenkins) than the one that slapped 'em around on September 13, 2009. Moreover, tomorrow Houston will actually be trotting out a worse defense than the one that was victimized by a rookie QB in his first start (on the road, no less) a year ago. I'd love to be able to tell you I feel like the good guys have a fighting shot to beat a team that could be primed for a letdown or trap game, thanks to coming off back-to-back road overtime wins and a Thanksgiving night game a mere four (4) days away. Really, I would.
Much like the Houston defense actually stopping the opposition on a consistent basis, I just can't. Texans 17, Jets 27.
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Called back on a holding penalty.
- Antonio Smith. Texans lose.
Gotta stay realistic here.
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Supposd to say #94 Antonio Smith
Damnit
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Ok
Sanchez 315+
Foster less than 18 carries
Schaub doesnt finish game
0 sacks
Lose turnover battle 3-1
by AllenOU on Nov 20, 2010 10:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
So, Kubiak visited my friends school the other day
Strake Jesuit High School (most of my friends go there) to give their Football Coach some kind of award. Apparently a “Fire Bush” chant started up.
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
by .Bonzo on Nov 20, 2010 10:34 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Lies
Kubiak doesn’t even have red hair.
by doogiehowserMD on Nov 21, 2010 12:32 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Possibly the first great thing ever to come out of Strake
Jake Voskuhl does not count.
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by riversmccown on Nov 21, 2010 6:58 AM CST up reply actions
Make it four in a row.
1. The Texans “defense” will shut down the Jets’ running game, paving the way for Mark Sanchez to set a career high in passing yards. I’d like to say he’ll break 400 but I don’t think the game will be close enough in the fourth for Rex Ryan to continue throwing it, so I’ll settle on 350. He won’t be sacked but Mario will breathe on him a couple of times and touch him once.
2. Andre Johnson’s ankle will do more to slow him down than Revis will. In fact, Antonio Cromartie will cover Andre on more snaps than Revis, like he did against Moss. Johnson will still have a decent game, but not find the end zone.
3. Typical Houston, the offense will find no success in the first half, Schaub will get wrecked and the Jets will lead 17-3. Nothing will happen offensively for this team until late in the third when they finally call a screen, with Orlovsky (Schaub having been carted off at this point due to decaptitation) dumping to Foster for big yards. Screens and short passes will lead to Houston’s only TD on the day.
This is a classic trap game for the Jets, I just don’t see Houston as a team capable of taking advantage of that. 34-10 Jets.
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Blowout
Houston has got beaten up a few times this season, but this game will be the a blowout. 45-6 Jets in a romp. Jets will rush for over 200 yards and pass over 300. Tired of waiting till next season gents.
I predict Houston wins.
I’m not sure how or why they will pull out this victory, but I have a gut feeling that they will. Maybe they feel their backs are against the wall or maybe they are battling for their coach’s job, I don’t know. All I know is I have a gut feeling they will win.
Miss-placed Houstonian living and going to school in the wilderness of Wyoming.
I predict
Kareem Jackson falls down sometime during the game.
I also predict that Leach knocks someone out of the game.
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 21, 2010 11:16 AM CST reply actions

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