Open Game Day Thread: Texans v. Jets - 4th Quarter
by Mike Kerns on Nov 21, 2010 2:21 PM CST
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Even though a good chunk of the commenters have decided to move on to do things less painful (yard work, chew glass, slide butt-naked down a giant razor blade and into a giant pool of rubbing alcohol, etc.) than watch the Texans try to make NFL history for suckage on defense, I figured I'd still make the 4th quarter thread for those of us who don't have anything more useful to do.
Fire away here.
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Got Away with an Early Hit
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
DT has to be a bigger need
and a lot of good CBs in this draft
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
With a new coach
comes a new QB.
Who do we like at that position in round 1?
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
trade our 1st,2nd, and 3rd rounders
for the #1 overall and get andrew luck, by any means necessary. he’s amazing
KP
and a hometown boy
would be easy to get behind ya?
KP
thats usually
because shitty teams also have a really shitty qb
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
I'm not saying Schaub should go
because he definitely shouldn’t, but I think is a decent possibility that one is drafted rather high with a new staff
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
I have turned it off, yet am still drawn to these comments.
I guess once a Texans fan always a Texans fan. What I mean by that is that we like the pain.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
Will this city ever matter again in sports?
Or are we dommed to being Cleveland/San Diego level of mediocrity?
Nah - Not that Good
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 21, 2010 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
Yep I'm back....
For more tortue.
Every game is an opportunity to measure yourself against your own potential.
I feel like turning it back on, I feel like I am abandoning them.
Though they abandoned us a long time ago.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
Too unpredictable
Good ol’ rock, nothing beats that.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 21, 2010 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
Not working because the Jets were actually playing defense.
This is the same shit we did against Dallas, NYG, and Indy round two. Terrible offense until the game was out of hand, then one drive against a prevent defense.
They do this all the time!!!!
Get down early and then when the game is out of reach we open up the playbook, get just close enough, and then make a bonehead play that keeps us from winning in the end!
Every game is an opportunity to measure yourself against your own potential.
Turned it back on, greeted to the sight of Foster wrecking Kyle Wilson and Darrelle.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
I have to admit
Even though it pains me to see the Texans lose, I want them to lose out the rest of their games this year. Things need to change.
Wait
Except for their games against the BE/SF’s cos fuck them.
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 21, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
Dan Dierdorff is in love with Darrelle.
HE IS SO AMAZING, OMG!!
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
That was terrible blocking
Which led to the terrible throw.
Not that Schaub has been good today, mind you.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 21, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck you, Kubiak
Kicking a field goal? Fuck you. Fuck you in the fucking ear.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
really man?
come on you want to gamble on a 4th and 9 and hope we get 2 2 point conversions? theres like 13 minutes left.
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
You go for it to atleast prove to us that you actually give a shit.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
we don't kick it
we do the thing we did after the chargers game wishing he had when we had the chance.
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
defense hasn't been that bad
honestly if we stop giving up such great field position…
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Moral victory
At least the Cowboys Lions game went over 41 pts and I made some money…
They should know they can't win
Run the ball so Foster can get the milestone
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 21, 2010 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
Its just smart coaching to kick a field goal there
if you have a defense in the top 30, that is.
Terrible decision.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
Nothing the offense has done today would indicate that they could convert there.
It’s between our mediocre offense versus their incredible defense, or our terrible defense versus their mediocre offense.
Similar gap there, really.
concede losing then
because we gotta get two TDs AND at least 3 stops on defense. That ain’t gonna happen either, so unless you want a moral victory, you’re gonna have to take a chance or two.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
Scared Schuab Vision
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I'm just done watching this team, it's too frustrating
Maybe if they finally grow a pair and fire Bush that would be a start.
That's sad, makes me feel better.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
Losing streak........fire bad coach......winning streak.
If Jerry Jones can figure it out, why can’t McNair fire BUSH?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
So is it going to be a FG or a TD that gets the Jets over 24?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
td
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Nov 21, 2010 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
No Covering LT?
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
the defensive scheme is
No covering period.
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 21, 2010 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
is it me...or did
sharpton get fatter/bigger?
KP
I hope we draft Greg Jones in the 2nd round
cause our linebacker corps could use him
"Lord, beer me strength."
Fumble?
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
Wha wha wha wha whaaaaaat
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
HOLY SHIT, our first turnover in like 200 games.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
because hope is the first step on the road to disappointment
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Nov 21, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rag doll? More like brick fuckin' wall, bro.
by The Chris Myers Fan Club on Nov 21, 2010 2:37 PM CST reply actions
YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
WHA WHA WHAAAAAAA
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
That is the Way to Do it After a Fumble recovery!
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
I didn't know we were allowed
To do that
Frank Bush delenda est
COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
"I was laughing at you" - Jayson Werth explains to Brett Myers why he got picked off 2nd base on an intentional walk.
Good Execution too
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 21, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
OMG, I am glad I didn't lose faith.....sort of.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
I will slap myself in the face for turning off the TV, I WILL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.
Win or lose, I was wrong for doing so.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
wait we cant fall for this
not again
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Don't get too excited......
Still 9 minutes left and our defense has to take the field again……
Every game is an opportunity to measure yourself against your own potential.
Classic
4th quarter Texans…you won’t hurt me again!
Frank Bush delenda est
Owen Daniels shouldn't start at TE for the rest of the season
Dreessen and Casey look tons better.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Is daniels even active today?
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
No
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 21, 2010 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
I heard something about how he is hurt.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
Agreed
Daniels didn’t come back the same
Frank Bush delenda est
WHY?!
Now I have to keep watching the game. We won’t come back, but I can’t just turn it off now.
They are fuckin with our minds boys....
Dont fall for it boys
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
This is the kinda game we usually win
non-divisional opponent on the road after the fanbase has given up.
Then we lose next week.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
Was that our first forced fumble of the year?
Feels like it…..
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
this is why you kikc the fg
one possession game
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
I dunno.
Ok, Nollie you win.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
MARIO!!!!!
Rag doll? More like brick fuckin' wall, bro.
by The Chris Myers Fan Club on Nov 21, 2010 2:42 PM CST reply actions
5 Second sack
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
who is this team
and wtf did you do with the 2010 texans?
KP
Don't hold your breath.
The shitty team will show up, maybe not this game, but they will.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
They kind of look like
That team the Colts played in the opener. They were pretty good.
Frank Bush delenda est
Did kubes stay in the locker room
Jason Allen is a stud!
by AllenOU on Nov 21, 2010 2:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions
3rd and 5
Time to drop coverage back 7 yards
Why was Pollard hugging on Tomlinson?
During game HATE THE OPPONENT
after game be friends…
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
nope.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
One of the staples of the Frank Bush defense
The QB run for first down.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Hey at least we don't play the Eagles!
Oh right.
Frank Bush delenda est
Sure you can. We don't blitz in long yardage situations...that would be too disrupting to the opponent.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Nov 21, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
Oh shit
I thought stones, then the analyst says it. Guys…. I’m scared.
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Mario up in you bitness
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
I tried to walk away from the game
But couldn’t. Sigh.
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 2:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions
3rd and 10.
Who converts it? LT or MS
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
No blitz here should get Bush fired.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
He should be fired
If they strip it and score. He should be fired if he’s alive at the end of the game. He should be fired if he has a heart attack right now.
Frank Bush delenda est
Dierdorf is inducting Sanchez into the HOF and the Good Samaritan's Hall
All at the same time.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Yeah, he should totally have a sack and 4 hurries on every drive
That’s totally realistic.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 21, 2010 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Really Late Hit
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
wow
we could take the lead on this drive
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
how many times this year
have we been in this exact situation.
I think we’re like 2 out of 5 in < 10mins to go, start a drive for the win.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
We're trailing though
Not allowed.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 21, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
DAVID!!!
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
i really thought he handed the ball off
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
I hope we don't score too early
our defense made its stop for the day.
Gotta get it
below 8 second left. Otherwise they’ll have too much time
Three time-outs left.
We might have a chance for a rebuttal, at least.
Damn Texans.
I’m excited. How will they blow it?
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 2:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Ohhh Arian Foster is on the team!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Man. There's a lot of time on the clock.
All the Jersey Jets will need is a Fg
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 2:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions
WOOT GO FOSTER
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
short of TD
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
Whoa.
How did this happen?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: The 3 months with both NFL games and NCAA basketball games on TV are easily the best 3 months of the year.
by Cassieper on Nov 21, 2010 2:50 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
This would be a great comeback
Plus I hate the jets.
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 2:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
TD!!!!
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: The 3 months with both NFL games and NCAA basketball games on TV are easily the best 3 months of the year.
I'm hoping
They don’t have the angle for that
Frank Bush delenda est
Nah. It’s too close. Was called a TD. I bet it’ll be upheld. Ita nice cause the Jets will burn a time out
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 2:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
maybe not...
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
So, uhhh...
ABout that earlier fuck you…
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Hell Yeah
For all we bitch and whine about it, every game is so damn captivating….
They just might pull this out…
That's going to be overruled.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: The 3 months with both NFL games and NCAA basketball games on TV are easily the best 3 months of the year.
Yeah. It’s too close to overturn. Besides, I think it was a TD anyway. His elbow didn’t quite hit the ground since another texans player was blocking the ground.
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 2:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He was on a player - not down
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
If it's overturned
What do you call on 3rd down? QC sneak? Just need 2 inches if that much.
Not enough evidence plzz
"I was laughing at you" - Jayson Werth explains to Brett Myers why he got picked off 2nd base on an intentional walk.
Home Field Advantage
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Nov 21, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed
It was going to stand either way
Frank Bush delenda est
more like a stroke
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Nov 21, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
Blessing in disguise
we get to drain more clock
by goingforthecorner on Nov 21, 2010 2:53 PM CST reply actions
I think he barely got it.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssss
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
yeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssss
"I was laughing at you" - Jayson Werth explains to Brett Myers why he got picked off 2nd base on an intentional walk.
Is it Time?
can the defense finally step up and stop someone
by PassMeTheBleach on Nov 21, 2010 2:54 PM CST reply actions
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
GAME IS IN THE DEFENSES HANDS!!
Oh sorry…
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
TD!!!
Now, the biggest question: can the D hold them? Maybe Mario will will his way Tina sack fumble?!
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 2:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions
This is incredible.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: The 3 months with both NFL games and NCAA basketball games on TV are easily the best 3 months of the year.
You're welcome.
I’m in complete shock. BTW, Dreesen (sp?) is awesome.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: The 3 months with both NFL games and NCAA basketball games on TV are easily the best 3 months of the year.
Only problem?
Still time on the clock.
Frank Bush delenda est
Time and Timeouts
Are irrelevant with a Frank Bush led defense…
I don't like relying on our defense for this, but they've been doing ok so far today.
Super Mario needs a third sack.
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD time
"I was laughing at you" - Jayson Werth explains to Brett Myers why he got picked off 2nd base on an intentional walk.
we have an incredible
fourth quarter offense, I don’t care what anyone says
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
Sorry but its Kubiaks fault if we lose still.
We would be up 89 -23 if it wasnt for him!
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Why do they suck me back in every time?
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
I feel you but the fat lady ain’t sung yet. I won’t think theyve won until the game is 2 hours over
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 2:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I leave and come back to this. DAMNNNN!
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
wait, I missed some of the game
has Pollard gotten his token 15 yard penalty?
How about 94? Offsides yet?
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
He is
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 21, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
Who needs Astroworld
Its time to get on the Houston Texans rollercoaster
by PassMeTheBleach on Nov 21, 2010 2:56 PM CST reply actions
BRING ON THE CARPET ZONE!
Frank Bush delenda est
penaltyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
"I was laughing at you" - Jayson Werth explains to Brett Myers why he got picked off 2nd base on an intentional walk.
Brice McCain is useful at getting thrown to the ground
I’ll give him that.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Need a turnover. The Jets only need a FG.
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 2:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Mario has mark scurred!
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
Come on Frank. PRESSURE HAS WORKED!
BLITZ!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
YESAIjfdhbglksar;igfhbalsd;i gvyfopigdyfius ;l
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
GAME!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: The 3 months with both NFL games and NCAA basketball games on TV are easily the best 3 months of the year.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"I was laughing at you" - Jayson Werth explains to Brett Myers why he got picked off 2nd base on an intentional walk.
TWO TURNOVERS IN ONE GAME WHAT THE FUCK
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Awesome Defense?!?!!?
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
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We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
No fucking way...
"There is always someone on your heels that will keep you on your toes!"~Arian Foster
FUCK YES FUCK YEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
"I was laughing at you" - Jayson Werth explains to Brett Myers why he got picked off 2nd base on an intentional walk.
omg omg omg omg omg om gom gomgomgogmgomgomgom
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
OMGAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I AM FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME, TEXANS?
IT HURTS SO GOOD. IT HURTS SO GOOD
Just wow
And to think, I thought they should have let NYJ just return the kickoff for a score, to preserve 2 minutes.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
akjsfuhgtlksjfghalkdfgafg
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
I agree with the 20 previous posts
WOW!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Holy Shit
that happened
Frank Bush delenda est
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Why do they make me hate them one week and love them the next. Jesus.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
A new god to worship
Jaboo came thru, after i ate my doubleDown!
by PassMeTheBleach on Nov 21, 2010 3:00 PM CST reply actions
This is not over guys
we’re the texans…be mindful
by leacheatsbabies on Nov 21, 2010 3:00 PM CST reply actions
Hello! Good Morning!
Now i can watch highlights for the 1st time in 3 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
Question:
Do I still get to savor this if I’ve spent the last three weeks bitching and moaning?
GOOD GOD OH MIGHTY
THEY JUST MAY WIN THIS GAME
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
WE'VE INFECTED THE JETS WITH IT!!!
FOR THE WIN!!!!
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEST GAME EVAR!!!!!!!!
I JUST STARTED SCREAMING YESSSS YESS OFVER AND OVER
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
Not that this redeems The Texans season
But it sure helps cause I hate the Jets about as much as the Broncos, Jags, Cowboys, Chargers, Raiders, Colts, Titans, Bills, and just about every other team in the league
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 3:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions
It was from the pass rush
Not like it was jumping a route or anything
Naked bootleg.
If you can’t get the first-down Schaub, try jumping over the defenders.
*sound of Kerns frantically re-writing his review*
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 21, 2010 3:01 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Where the hell did everyone come from?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
I've been here the entire time.
Might have fired up the game boy for a while there, but I’ve been here.
I was eating stew,
but I was still watching as the FOX game was even worse.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: The 3 months with both NFL games and NCAA basketball games on TV are easily the best 3 months of the year.
I told you the D hasn't been that bad today
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
The Jets might still get a chance if Hou doesn’t score a TD.
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 3:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I guess this game negates last weeks loss
Still a long road ahead. I say the players won this game. Not he coaches.
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 3:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions
time to go lombardi on em
3 yards and a cloud of dust!!!!!
by PassMeTheBleach on Nov 21, 2010 3:02 PM CST reply actions
Eep.
If we kick a field-goal and it comes down to a hail-mary, I’m going to cry.
Congrats Arian!!!!
1000yds
Every game is an opportunity to measure yourself against your own potential.
Damn.
So we have a minute to stop a repeat of last week.
FG, they are forced to have a Touchdown.
We win, and I will cry.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
hahaha
i’m glad i stayed around to watch. thank you….. defense????
by Danpassurweenie on Nov 21, 2010 3:04 PM CST reply actions
Shit
It’s not over yet. Hail mary version 2.0
Yeah. I’m still nervous. Remember last week there was only 8 seconds left.
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 3:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
uhhh wait, we still have time to choke
and we have massive choke potential :(
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Oh, man.
The Redskins’ kicker blows another. Against the Titans’, no less.
Bad idea.
RUN IT AGAIN.
DO NOT GIVE THEM A CHANCE TO RETURN A KICKOFF.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
thats what the squib is for
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Nope.
You have to make them score a TD there.
Exactly. Couldve wasted more clock. They would have horrible field position if the Texans don’t score. I’m nervous.
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 3:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
But then they'd only need to get to about the 35.
Rather than the end zone.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
WHY WOULD YOU RISK A RETURN FOR A TOUCHDOWN!?
Run it again. If you dont score they have 3 sec by the time they get set up to go 97 yards!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
I'm pretty sure the clock stops on changes of possession.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: The 3 months with both NFL games and NCAA basketball games on TV are easily the best 3 months of the year.
Pretty sure it does.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: The 3 months with both NFL games and NCAA basketball games on TV are easily the best 3 months of the year.
:55, no TO's, and the Jets need a TD.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: The 3 months with both NFL games and NCAA basketball games on TV are easily the best 3 months of the year.
JIs Kick-offs have been crappy
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
come on guys
lets not blow this
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Here we go......
It couldn’t happen two weeks in a row……Could it???
Every game is an opportunity to measure yourself against your own potential.
24 seconds is waaaaaayyyyyy too much time
Especially from this part of the field.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Pretty glad that they need a TD at this point
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
shit.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
Seriosly.
Should have not kicked a FG
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 3:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Typical.
NO PRESSURE AGAIN FROM BUSH
BLITZ YOU FUCKINGMORON DONT GIVE HIM TIME TO THROW
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
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We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
Once again, the voice of a generation... of Texan fans
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
Yup
I already have the points on the board, we lost.
Slant
For the easy TD when both CBs are covering the goal post.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
This is crazy.
The D just needs a stop. 1 for christs sake
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 3:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Why the fuck do they do this every single fucking time fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck/ /
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVERS ARE NOW READY TO FIRE KUBIAK AND BUSH?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
Even after the comeback instill wanted him fired.
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 3:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Fire Bush, Cut Wilson Now
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by The Night Owl on Nov 21, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
Thank god I am going for the texans to lose out.
That is the only thing keeping me off of a bridge.
So who takes the blame foe this loss?
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 3:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Wilson
without a doubt
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by The Night Owl on Nov 21, 2010 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
The coaching staff
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
We are
The fucking sportscenter highlight reel.
Frank Bush delenda est
FUCK YOU DUDE!!!
You suck us in, you suck us in with great play then you KILL US.
You drove a steak through my heart you damn dirty FUCKING EVIL BASTARDS.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
by Schlauton on Nov 21, 2010 3:11 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
fuck you frank bush fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
I'm getting this rubbed in my face from several different angles.
But it doesn’t bother me in the least. I’m not sure why.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Our 2010 Houston Texans
Finding new ways to lose every week. Not shocked at all!
Every game is an opportunity to measure yourself against your own potential.
Of course Dan Dierdorff is sucking Mark's dick.
It’s our defense anybody would do that good.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
Fuck
The defense. Fuck Eugene Wilson. Fuck Frank Bush on the sideline. Fuck Gary Kubiak. Fuck the secondary, Fuck the pass rush phoning it in. Fuck our lack of effort. Fuck reeling us in for the last two minutes. Fuck.
Frank Bush delenda est
Glover Quin never ever never allows TDs.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
What else did I suspect.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
It ALL....ALL OF IT.....Comes down to Frank bush NOT BLITZING in long yardage situation.
WHY would you give Sanchez time to throw at midfield?!? NO BLITZ at midfield = Ceding the game,
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
go back to that 3rd down and you will see......
schaubby snaps it with 15 left on the play clock.
that’s the game right there.
they had one timeout, and instead of milking the clock, we run up to the line and get the play off… even though we are up by one.
"eurotrash is the eurolitter.......... get on the dancefloor.... and shake your twitter!!!!!!!!!!!! baaaaah baaah baaaah baaah bah bah bah check ze tweets!!!"
"it is bad luck to accept a bird bath from a stranger." - Nascobar Lop Lop
"It's very SIMPLE angela!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT I'M DOING... AND GO TELL SOMEBODY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Andy
never mind.
clock stopped on the timeout.
lucille bluth voice
i don’t know what i’m saying!
"eurotrash is the eurolitter.......... get on the dancefloor.... and shake your twitter!!!!!!!!!!!! baaaaah baaah baaaah baaah bah bah bah check ze tweets!!!"
"it is bad luck to accept a bird bath from a stranger." - Nascobar Lop Lop
"It's very SIMPLE angela!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT I'M DOING... AND GO TELL SOMEBODY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Andy
I wish I knew how to quit you, BRB
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
This is fucking pathetic.
Fire the whole staff. This is bad. The game was lost before the comeback. This is sickening. I usually wouldn’t be surprised but this was is worse than last week. Fire the caches NOW
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 3:13 PM CST via mobile reply actions
AND THERE IS THE REASON I LEFT IN THE FIRST PLACE
SEE YA FOLKS
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Posted it earlier.....
We do it every game, get behind big early, do just enough to rally back and then in the end make a bonehead play to lose it in the end.
Every game is an opportunity to measure yourself against your own potential.
Can we really be surprised?
Opposing teams always score about 30 points on us, we should have known that they weren’t finished.
This team is not snakebit
They suck
by Holy Germ on Nov 21, 2010 3:14 PM CST via mobile reply actions
wanna die
"I was laughing at you" - Jayson Werth explains to Brett Myers why he got picked off 2nd base on an intentional walk.
Kubiak shouldn't even make the trip home.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
I have a few:
Unsurprising.
Expected.
Texans.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:18 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Well
Its time to start looking at what the Texans SHOULD do in the draft, and ask what TE hey draft this year instead of what they REALLY need
by fanoflosingteams on Nov 21, 2010 3:16 PM CST reply actions
Why the fuck do we have to go through this every week. I'd rather get blown out.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
That Long Pass Was on Allen he
Gave up on the play early on
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 21, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
No that's on EW.
Allen isn’t supposed to have over the top coverage. That’s why he stopped, he was expecting EW to be there. We need a FS.
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
by bone31crusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
that pass was absolutely on EW
He had over the top coverage and any competent FS should have easily broken it up, intercepted it, or absolutely knocked the crap out of Edwards when he got his hands on it.
Instead he wasn’t even close to breaking it up and instead of laying the wood pretty much whiffed on the hit and just barely pushed him out of bounds.
Kareem Jackson? Bernard Pollard?
Certainly any competition would come from our own team.
Well, there is this old QB in Minnesota that's pretty close
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by The Night Owl on Nov 21, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
I keep thinking they'll start winning
You know, to keep Kubiak’s mediocrity streak alive. It’s clear I underestimated them.
Frank Bush delenda est
at least we got the obligatory four game losing streak outta tha way.....FUCK!!!!
"No matter where you go....There you are" - Buckaroo Banzai
by buckaroo_banzai on Nov 21, 2010 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
So much for having one timeout.
Fucking Kubiak.
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
Thank god for that.
I was scared I was going to lose the 16 confidence points I put on the Jets in the BRB pickem league.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:16 PM CST reply actions
Well that game about summed up our entire existence.
We look like we’re about to pull it out and then we fail, to Mark Sanchez.
Frank Bush has poo on his lip.
You want us to draft Fairley?
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
by bone31crusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
Why not we're gonna have an high enough pick to get him
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Good point.
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
by bone31crusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah right
we’re the Texans. We’ll go on a meaningless 2nd half run, just good enough to prevent us from getting the best players in the draft.
We are permanently stuck in mediocrity.
by goingforthecorner on Nov 21, 2010 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
I hate Frank Bush more
Frank Bush delenda est
Why?
Who among us can honestly say they didn’t see this coming? I am totally fine with this.
BECAUSE I’VE GIVEN UP ON THE WHOLE FUCKING SEASON.
On second thought, perhaps I’m still in denial.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
I'm fixing Drano martinis
Who’s in?
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
The good news?
i have santanio holmes in the brb idp league
by PassMeTheBleach on Nov 21, 2010 3:17 PM CST reply actions
Again.....
Another loss, another 30 points scored on us, another last minute bonehead play.
Every game is an opportunity to measure yourself against your own potential.
I'm now resorting to us tanking.
We need to lose every game to get a high pick and ensure Kubes is gone.
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
Hell
The cowboys fired their coach mid season and won 2 straight games, sounds good to me right now
by fanoflosingteams on Nov 21, 2010 3:18 PM CST reply actions
Shame we don't get to play the lions and other NFC creampuffs
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
You mean like the Cowboys?
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
The Texans have lost to the Giants, Cowboys, and will most likely lose to the Eagles. The barely beat the Redskins.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 21, 2010 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
With John Kitna at qb, no less.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Fire Kubiak. Fire him. He's responsible for Frank Bush.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Not this year
Or next year, when we won’t have Gary Kubiak to kick around anymore.
Frank Bush delenda est
I'm done
Texans are sorry, if no heads roll this week, I’m done. Glover Quin is a douche!!!!
I think I’m done too. This is the 9th season of suckiness, ineptitude, failure, epic fails… you know the adjectives.. i seriously think this one killed what Texans spirit i had left…
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 21, 2010 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
Again with "I'm Done" comments
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
by Joe25 on Nov 21, 2010 3:21 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, it’s like the millionth time I’ve said that, but I think this time is for reals yo.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 21, 2010 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
I usually don't get too emotional about Texans' losses...
since they are so frequent, but this is painful. 3 heartbreaking losses in a row! They shouldn’t have been in that position to begin with. But to lose the past two in such horrible ways isn’t fair. Unfortunately life isn’t fair. If I’m Boob McNair I fire the whole staff. I say, don’t even ride my plane back – find your own way.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 21, 2010 3:19 PM CST reply actions
At least Ireland won.
Oh, wait.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
The upside
At least Washington allowed fewer points than us this week, maybe we can reclaim the worst defense of all time title, which HAS to get Bush fired….
Right?
True that… but what’s worse is if they had played the whole game like they did the last quarter (outside of the TD in the last minute) they would have won this easily… I blame Kubiak, Bush, Smith, and McNair. I know the players are a huge problem too but if the Owner, GM, and HC won’t hold them accountable, then it’s time to start over. I seriuosly believe a good HC can get this team to the Playoffs next year.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 21, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
Another fine Sunday
Crying naked in the shower while blacking out from a bleach overdose
by PassMeTheBleach on Nov 21, 2010 3:20 PM CST reply actions
this team never ceases to amaze me, but for some reason they amazed me just now
49secs to prevent a team from driving 80 yards for a TD and we screwed up AGAIN! I guess we shouldnt be surprised considering our pass defense.
If I am the opponent I will go deep on every fucking single play
"I was laughing at you" - Jayson Werth explains to Brett Myers why he got picked off 2nd base on an intentional walk.
I had zero interest in this game going into it
I knew we’d lose.
Then our D looked good at the beginning. Then we scored a touchdown.
The Texans drew me back in. So I went to the bar where I watched us turn back into failure mode.
Then we came back and took the lead with like a minute left.
And I drank.
And I thought to myself, will we find a new and more creative way to lose? Or will we just get beat? There’s only a minute left.. I did not know the answer.
I found out the answer in 50 seconds.
I was not surprised.
This is the same team I have watched since 2002.
No expectations.
by WhiskeyR on Nov 21, 2010 3:21 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
rec'd.
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
by bone31crusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
You've discovered the genius of Kubiak.
It’s not that we lose, it’s that we continually manage to find ever-more creative ways to lose.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
on the up side
hes probally filthy rich since he has a large majority of stock in the bleach market
by PassMeTheBleach on Nov 21, 2010 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
Looks like
I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue….
On the plus side I just finished making a pumpkin swirl cheesecake so injecting bleach will be really easy.
Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now Rob Schneider is... a stapler! And he's about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is… "The Stapler". Rated PG-13.
by benbiggles on Nov 21, 2010 3:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Just get blown out.....why the fuck do they even play offense?
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
whoo hooo!!!
well at least they are now consistant……..at least at losing.
four games and counting…..
"No matter where you go....There you are" - Buckaroo Banzai
by buckaroo_banzai on Nov 21, 2010 3:21 PM CST reply actions
This is ridiculous.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
I'm not sure we have a better option.
Nolan’s the sexy pick just because the backup is always more popular than the bad starter, but he looked pretty awful today too.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Because our front office does a poor job in scouting, drafting, and acquiring free agents.
Cut this secondary loose and just see how many players find new teams.
I will point out the obvious...
Eeeew sucks hairy donkey balls. Even Allen knew he should’ve been covering on the outside. Stupid S.O.B.
Why the fuck can't peyton do that with us?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Look out
here comes the train Gary. Better throw Bush in front of it while you still can.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
by Hydroshock on Nov 21, 2010 3:23 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Too Conservative
At some point you have to realize or Defense sucks and can’t stop anyone with 5 seconds left or 2 minutes left. That means if you are calling the offense you gotta go for a td in the redzone. 1 minute doesn’t make a difference against our defense.
by forloveofthegam3 on Nov 21, 2010 3:23 PM CST reply actions
49 secs, 0 TOs, 80yards
You gotta be shitting me!
"I was laughing at you" - Jayson Werth explains to Brett Myers why he got picked off 2nd base on an intentional walk.
You serious?
How are you surprised?
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
by bone31crusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
Who would we trade? And it’s not just the secondary. It’s more than that. It’s from the top down. This team needs a huge change. Kubiak will never take the Texannes to the promise land.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 21, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
Looking on the bright side of life
I’m 99% sure at least Bush is a goner sometime soon.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
I have two groups of letters to explain that 1%
Bob McNair
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Nov 21, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
No.
Most likely at the end of the year. In order to get rid of Bush, Kubes has to be fired. It’s something about their contract.
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
by bone31crusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
How can he not be
I mean, I’ve not once since the start of the franchise questioned my commitment to it.
But at this very moment I am fighting the urge to start questioning that. And if Bush doesn’t get the chop I might turn into a schizophrenic.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
Who cares if Bush is fired? It’s not just him. It’ll take more than Bush being fired for me to start believing in this franchise again. This one is probably, maybe, could be the nail in the coffin for the little Texans’ spirit I had
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 21, 2010 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
Thing is
-and I’ve been on the Kubes-must-go bandwagon for a year now – our offense has to be perfect in order for us to win. If it isn’t, we end up in all these close games.
So while I would like to have another head coach, I would settle for a new d-coord. Because that’s about as radical as Bob McNair is going to be. If that at all.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
People keep saying how they aren't surprised.....
How can you possibly NOT be surprised. Why would anyone expect this level of fucking terribleness every single week. I am genuinely surprised. I’m shocked even.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
I am stunned myself
We are talking some unfathomable sci-fi scenarios just in a matter of 3 weeks.
"I was laughing at you" - Jayson Werth explains to Brett Myers why he got picked off 2nd base on an intentional walk.
by RocketsAstros on Nov 21, 2010 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
nothing beats the rosencopter sorry, worst moment ever
by PassMeTheBleach on Nov 21, 2010 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
Has to be at least on par with last week and today, not worse IMO
"I was laughing at you" - Jayson Werth explains to Brett Myers why he got picked off 2nd base on an intentional walk.
by RocketsAstros on Nov 21, 2010 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
I think this one is worse. The Rosencopter was pretty horrible.. but for some reason this one is worse. Not sure why, but this one sucks more for me.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 21, 2010 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
For me the worst was the MNF loss to the Tits last year.
Don’t know why.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
Nah.
We were going to lose that game in OT anyways. We were actually leading in this one.
Why are we not surprised?
Because our DC doesn’t understand the concept of defense, and our secondary may go down as the worst of all time.
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
by bone31crusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
We aren't surprised
because after you see the same shit week after week you start to expect it.
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 21, 2010 3:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
^^^This.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
I will give Frank a ride to the airport
Something must be done. I have never in my life seen an offense so hamstrung by their defense. I will not by a ticket , patronize a sponsor , listen to the flagship , or defend this team again until something is done!
By the time we get our secondary straightened out
our O-Line will be so young and inexperienced that whoever is playing for Schaub at that point will be in permanent fetal position like carr.
yeah, at least we can try to make it a .500 season even if it is moot
by inquisitiveman on Nov 21, 2010 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
ok, i get your logic, cuz if we do, mcnair might give kubiak another stupid vote of confidence
by inquisitiveman on Nov 21, 2010 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
Umm… who’d be drafting? Kubiak and Smith?
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 21, 2010 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
A true fan never roots for his team to lose. Ever.
If you do, you are not a true fan.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
What's the point of being a fan of a team
And rooting for it to lose? Might as well be a fan of another team.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
I disagree
A real fan always wants what is best for their team no matter what and sometimes that is for them to lose.
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 21, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
"Sometimes it is best for a team to lose."
Wrong in every possible aspect.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
In the long run it is better for this team to lose, yes
So they can get better draft position and a new coaching staff. Winning and being mediocre is NOT good in the long run.
"I was laughing at you" - Jayson Werth explains to Brett Myers why he got picked off 2nd base on an intentional walk.
by RocketsAstros on Nov 21, 2010 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
Except that there are examples
From our own history, where this has been proven to be incorrect. We finished 8-8 a few years back and everyone was stoked because it was (tied for) the best record we ever had. And we still fired Richard Smith. Granted, we replaced him with Frank Bush, but the point is that we still fired someone when we were playing – by our standards – well.
It can be done, and even though Bob McNair is sometimes too conservative for our tastes, it doesn’t mean that he is blind.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
Had the Rockets and Bulls not sucked during the 83-84 season
They would have never gotten Hakeem Olajuwon and Micheal Jordan
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 21, 2010 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
Does that mean that we fans should have cheered for them to lose?
It’s a totally separate argument. And as a fan of the Rockets back then I can tell you that I never rooted for them to lose.
I mean, imagine if you were a Trail Blazers fans and you cheered for them to lose so they could draft the savior of their franchise… Sam Bowie (taken with the pick ahead of Jordan).
Rooting for your team to lose so that they’ll get better through high-round draft picks is ridiculous on so many levels. For one thing, a whole lot of high draft picks don’t pan out. In the NFL especially it’s actually better to draft in the late first round through third round because of the value per dollar of the picks there.
And rooting for the team to lose so the coach gets canned is sort of a self-fulfilling prophecy. If the team weren’t losing, there would be no reason for the coach to get canned. If the team is losing, then the coach should be canned.
Bob McNair has made it very clear that he expects playoffs out of this team. This ain’t happening this year. He has every reason to can people right now and, as I pointed out a few comments higher up, has canned people in the past despite a relatively good record.
I think Bush is as good as gone. The only question is whether or not he waits until the end of the season as he usually does.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
They need to lose
For real. Not because of the draft pick. I could care less about that. KUBIAK HAS TO GO. The only way he will get the boot is if we finish less that 8-8. McNair and him are intimate together, so it needs to be a REAL wake-up call for Bob. If they continue their suckfest, Kubiak can leave (and we can all run him out of town holding torches and wooden stakes like his is a witch) and we can get on the right track with a new coach. Maybe one that can discipline this team. Maybe one that can call plays. Maybe one that doesn’t hide when we kick field goals. Maybe one that isn’t an Aggie.
by arianbrotherhood on Nov 22, 2010 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
We should promote Bush to headcoach
at least then we are safe soul crushing defeats and the following 3 day hangover of doom.
by PassMeTheBleach on Nov 21, 2010 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
Our offense just isn't good enough...
…to score the more than 30ppg requisite to win
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
I want to finish the year
6-10 (I will never want to lose to the BE/SF’s) so hopefully the owner will wake the fuck up and change shit
As I said above.
A true fan does not root for his team to lose. Ever.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
Is it wrong to root for jax to win the divison
by AllenOU on Nov 21, 2010 3:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Glover Quin holds hands with recievers! Fuck this team
by rotorhead73 on Nov 21, 2010 3:34 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
New name for the Defense
You ready………BrokeBackAttack!
Does anyone really belive anyone will be fired after this game?
I sure don’t.. Kubiak will point to the “positives”. He’ll say, “I believe in Frank”. He’ll say, “If the D would have done it’s job, we would have won.”
Things won’t change. McNair is too conservative. Houston is too conservative for that kind of shake up. We like our “good guys”. What really sucks, is the Texans will probably win a few more that they shouldn’t, so Kubiak and Co will get the validation they don’t need. Mark my words, dudes, Kubiak and Co stays in the picture.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 21, 2010 3:37 PM CST reply actions
Kubiak's standard reply is "its my fault, i didn't prepare these guys enough"
by inquisitiveman on Nov 21, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
Dunno
We fired Richard Smith a couple of years ago after our team had the best. Record. In. Franchise. History.
So it could happen.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
Did they fire him during the season or after? I can’t remember. Nonetheless, I don’t see changes during the season. Again, McNair is making dolla bills and doesn’t want to just waste money to appease the peasants. From a business perspective it’s not a dumb move. Still, I think if you hire a proven winner, you’ll make more money in the long term.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 21, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
Afterwards.
That’s my biggest beef with him.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
wait..
did that really that just happen again?
by leacheatsbabies on Nov 21, 2010 3:37 PM CST reply actions
Yeah, let's fire Bush and hire another DC with zero experience
that’s the Bob McNair way
by goingforthecorner on Nov 21, 2010 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
I knew not punching in a TD there at the end was an omen
If we throw there and go for the knockout (like good teams do), its probably a pick 6 the other way…if we run it 3 times like we did and kick the FG, we leave 40 seconds for our defense to inevitably blow the game.
This team is just. not. win.
by leacheatsbabies on Nov 21, 2010 3:44 PM CST reply actions
I thought they should have run on 4th down. The worst you do is burn clock and pin them deep on their side. The best case scenario is you score a TD – game over. Not that I think that’s what lost the game, but that should have been on the mind of Kubiak. I’m not saying kicking a FG is the worse thing to do, but considering how bad our defense is, I would have pinned them back. Of course, the Jets only would have need a FG to win, but they had ZERO timeouts, so that would have been a huge task. Whatever.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 21, 2010 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
I still would have rather them throw it
Put the game in the hands of Matt Schaub and the offense that brought you back from 16 down…not in the worst defense in NFL history.
by leacheatsbabies on Nov 21, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
That would not have taken but aboit 3 seconds more
Clock Stops on Change of Possession
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 21, 2010 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
I know, but you still pin them back in their end zone. And, maybe you score a TD? I don’t blame Kubiak and Co for that play since it’s not a horrible decision on his part. It just sucks. Oh well, life goes on.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 21, 2010 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
Agree with this.
But at the end of the day, they probably weren’t expecting the defense to cough up a 75-yard drive in under 50 seconds.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah. That’s what they just said on AM 610 post game show
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 21, 2010 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
They should have
Nothing this team has done this year has said anything but “We’re gonna cough up a 75 yard drive”
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 22, 2010 1:18 AM CST up reply actions
Here's a bit of something we all knew...
“Wilson is the free safety on the NFL’s worst pass defense, and his Stop Rate of 19 percent against the pass (league average would be about 50 percent) fingers him as a root cause. "
So why is he on the field? I bet Nolan at least has higher than 19 frickin’ percent! JEEBUS!
Ewwwwgene Wilson
19% of the time, he works…everytime.
by leacheatsbabies on Nov 21, 2010 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
So fucking sad.
Thanks for that one, Rick.
If this team actually wanted to compete this year, they should have bit the bullet and traded a draft pick for a legitimate safety, or even moved up to get Eric Berry (Or even Suh, if the price was right). Time to stop overvaluing these late first-round draft picks when most of them turn out to be horrible anyways.
I really wish it were that simple to point out the cause.
The pass defense is just as bad with Nolan on the field.
But I’m willing to bet a good free safety would do wonders for this defense. They may go from atrocious on a historic level to just horrendous.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Man...
I just saw the box score…. if you’d told me the Texans score 20 in the 4th quarter, i would have thought “Mark it, dude – it’s a win!”… wait a minute, no I wouldn’t have. I would have thought, ’Crap, that means the other team was beating us really badly and we had to come back just to lose it in craptacular fashion."
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 21, 2010 3:50 PM CST reply actions
Has this loss brought out the inner homophobe in you?
Give it a rest, pal.
by Nashmeister on Nov 21, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
^^^This.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
Are you 12?
Gay jokes are funny and insulting? Really?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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Interesting Point made on the radio
What would the Texans record be if they had the Jets coaching staff , and vice versa how bad would the Jets be with the Texans coaching staff.
Houston would be close to the same as the Jets 8-2 or 7-3.
by PassMeTheBleach on Nov 21, 2010 3:55 PM CST reply actions
I've said it over and over again
With an average defense, this team is playoff-bound.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
i disagree i think it comes down to coaching. Of course u have to have players, but what about a great coach with a great scheme. Remember back in the day when Miami had the no name defense? Having a coach with at least some sort of knowledge makes a record breaking horrible defense avg.
by PassMeTheBleach on Nov 21, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
So it's a personnel problem
guess what, Kubiak has LOTS of influence in decisions made with personnel such as drafting. He and Smith are still responsible.
by goingforthecorner on Nov 21, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
I think that points to the idea that it's actually a coaching problem.
Not personnel.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
How the Texans will spin this loss
last year, we lost to the Jets 24-7! CLEARLY, the team is making progress. No need to make changes.
by goingforthecorner on Nov 21, 2010 3:56 PM CST reply actions
Kubiak will say “It’s on me”… McNair will stand by his man…. the players will say “we should have played better”… and things will stay the same.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Nov 21, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
Good night everyone
I leave you with the following thought:
We suck.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:57 PM CST reply actions
We were 49 seconds away from a fantastic day
"I was laughing at you" - Jayson Werth explains to Brett Myers why he got picked off 2nd base on an intentional walk.
by RocketsAstros on Nov 21, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
Texans pain
The Rosencopter, The Halfback pass, the Chris Brown, The Kris Brown, The Q Tip, The /need a name for today’s mega fail/ and counting…
"I was laughing at you" - Jayson Werth explains to Brett Myers why he got picked off 2nd base on an intentional walk.
The 49 Seconds.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Nov 21, 2010 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Also
While we’re bitching about the Texans, let’s not overlook the fact that Mario Williams had an excellent game.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 21, 2010 3:58 PM CST reply actions
My assesment of the Texans.
Defense
1. Front four- Weak to no pass rush poor against the run as well.
2. LBs- Soft in middle and doesn’t tackle well, cannot drop into coverage which leads to no creativity in disguising coverages or being able to confuse opposing QBs.
3. Secondary- Poor technique in all phases, does not play bump and run, too much cushion given to WRs that are faster and bigger, miss too many openfield tackles, terrible in run support.
Offense
1. Overall- Plays from behind too much, has to abandon the run too soon Poor and predictable play calling.
2. O-Line – Does not pass protect very well, which leads to pass plays in which Schaub has roll out either by design or out of neccesity.
3. QB – Not mobile, holds on to ball too long leading to fumbles. Keeps eye on intended receivers too long, forces a lot of throws (especially to AJ).
Special Teams
1. No Big Plays……at all.
Conclusion: We suck!!!
Every game is an opportunity to measure yourself against your own potential.
Q: Was anyone else so angry you were shaking?
Not to sound too much like a vulva, but even through all the Oilers idiocy and the Rockets Choke City stuff I have never,/i> been so angry as I was today. What’s more surprising is that we all knew it would turn out like this, so why was I so ready to smash something?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Just few good plays here and there
and we could have been 7-3. Hell, if we had a half-assed below average D we would have been 7-3 probably with ease.
"I was laughing at you" - Jayson Werth explains to Brett Myers why he got picked off 2nd base on an intentional walk.
I'm rattled.
I honestly don’t know how to describe this feeling. I wasn’t surprised at all, yet still devastated. I just hate them for doing this to me. It’s like I’m in an abusive relationship.
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