Howard Beale Gives His Thoughts On The 2010 Houston Texans
"I still believe in Frank Bush."
Our fearless leader actually muttered those words in today's latest edition of "Monday Afternoon Kubespeak."
What more can we say about it that hasn't been said? Everyone says that they're "done." They don't care anymore. They just don't understand what this franchise is doing or thinking. They give up.
Even I have been suffering from indifference the past six weeks in regards to this team. So I called up an old friend, Howard Beale, to see if he had any advice or thoughts for me in regards to this underachieving Houston team and coaching staff. After the jump, here is what he had to say...
I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It’s a depression. Everybody’s out
of work, or scared of losing their jobs...The dollar buys a nickel’s worth.
Banks are going bust. Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild, and nobody
knows what to do...There’s no end to it.
We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat...
We sit watching our TVs while some local sportscaster tells us that today we had Hail Mary's and 72 yards in 45 seconds with no timeouts, as if that’s the way it should be...
We know things are bad.
Worse than bad.
They’re crazy.
Everything is going crazy, so we don’t go out any more...
We sit in the house, and the worid we live in gets smaller...
All we say is "Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my bleach and my TV and
I won’t say anything. Just leave us alone..."
Well, I’m not going to leave you alone.
I want you to get mad!
I don’t want you to protest or riot. I don't want you to write to your congressman. I don’t know what to do about the
losing, the mediocrity and the soft local journalism.
All I know is that first you’ve got to get mad!
You’ve gotta say "I’m a human being, goddammit! My life has value!"
So... I want you to get up now...
I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it and stick your head out and yell, "I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this any more!"
I want you to get up right now...and stick your head out and yell:
"I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this any more!"
Then we’ll figure out what to do about the defense, the coaching staff and the new tailgating policy.
But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out and yell
"I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this any more!"
But first you’ve gotta get mad! You’ve gotta say
"I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this any more!"
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Alright
Now my neighbors think I’m crazy.
by sammocyr on Nov 22, 2010 10:49 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I think that it just happened on Twitter,
#KubiakBelievesInYou is trending on Twitter.
Use is as such: Hi I’m Scott Co-Founder of BRB #KubiakBelievesInYou
We're waiting...
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Nov 22, 2010 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
don't worry I've had mine for months and I still don't know whats going on
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Not such a bad idea
Take the stupidest thing you can think of, and add that tag. For example:
Scott Norwood, #KubiakBelievesInYou.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 22, 2010 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
Maginot Line, #KubiakBelievesInYou
Ishtar, #KubiakBelievesInYou
Walter Mondale, #KubiakBelievesInYou
Fifth Member of the Away Team In Star Trek, #KubiakBelievesInYou
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 23, 2010 12:00 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
The last one
is awesome.
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
LOL..
Maybe the funniest scene in the history of cinema.. Good job!..
Solution? BRB Swear Jar
The way I see it, collectivley, we should have enough to buy the Texans from McNair at a substantial monetary gain to him about half way through the next draft. Then we can fix the issues at hand and won’t have to be mad as hell any longer. This should additionally lower our stroke risk. Only problem I foresee with this plan is that we’ll all be filing bankruptcy by half time on Sunday.
Houston Texans - Once again proving it's possible to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
by DTango on Nov 22, 2010 11:09 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
only 2 pounds
for a c#nt ??
good deal tbh
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
by Hydroshock on Nov 23, 2010 10:18 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Quite similiar
Just that:
Are you fu*&^ng kidding me?
No Sh&t!
GOD DA&^it! TACKLE HIM!
You can’t be fu^$@ing serious.
He’s only done it to you 3 times today, why wouldn’t he try a fourth you stupid Son of a B*^tch!
And although I’m more than certain there are more than what I proposed, these just happen to be at the top of my current list. Please feel free to add.
Houston Texans - Once again proving it's possible to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Whoops! Forgot to add
Thae fu*&%ng slant again?
Houston Texans - Once again proving it's possible to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Bringing new meaning to the word indifferent
Mike Kerns
I’m just not believing it. Is this a man that doesn’t care? Does he exhibit or suggesr the weakening of his faculties. either being naturally sluggish or dulled by emotional disturbance, mental illness, or prolonged sickness?
I dub the Jets..... over-exposed
Even Baghdad Bob...
gets a chuckle out of all of the crap Kubiak dishes out at these pressers….
"This city always smells like meat." -- Jimmy Kimmel on the city of Houston
by Robertpz on Nov 23, 2010 7:55 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Hah!
Rec’d for reminding me of him.
Everything is fine. The opposing team is not driving 80 yards in 45 seconds with no time-outs; our mighty defense has crushed their puny offense! We are a lock to win the division.
by Nashmeister on Nov 23, 2010 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
Curious what else Kubiak believes in? Here are a few...
Unicorns. Santa. Tooth Fairy. Martians. The Lochness Monster. Abominable Snowman. Chupacabra.
re: Chupacabra
I’ll take the Chupacabra over Frank Bush as our DC any day….just for the intimidation factor.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Nov 23, 2010 9:38 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
How about the Abominable Snowman for Nose tackle?
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Nov 23, 2010 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
Rec'd
Nice work, Kerns.
Someone needs to send a copy of “Network” to Bob McNair.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
No kidding
Watched it again over the offseason and thought it was how I felt when Kubes got the extension. It has tripled since.
Little doodle I made... think this about sums it all up.

Worry not my fellow fans. Kubiak believes in YOU!
by DieHardTexan on Nov 23, 2010 2:30 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

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