I was going to do a quote or something funny, but I'll post the stats of your Houston Texans defense from the 1st quarter.
Seven plays, 11 total yards, 0-2 on third downs, one Mario Williams sack, one pass defensed by Kareem Jackson, two plays blown up in the backfield by Brian Cushing, and 0 points.
Yeah, that is actually what the defense did in the 1st quarter. The offense? They won't show up for another quarter.